Continuing the epic saga of the electric hedgehog pokemon and his Father Chris-Chan.
Currently on Issue #5
Story Time Weekend of Pain Sonichu #1
Colton Foster
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Charles Rodriguez
Previous thread
Grayson Hughes
Oliver Scott
Jack Scott
Isaiah Hill
Zachary Morris
Tyler Edwards
Mason Gomez
Lucas Robinson
Bentley Stewart
Jordan Morris
John Jones
>tfw Megan moved all the way to Texas to escape Chris
Isaiah Hall
Nathaniel Reed
Caleb Bell
What would have happened if this was written by a fit,ripped man instead of the slob that chris chan was?
Aiden Turner
Is this Chad-Chan as autistic as Chris?
Anthony Richardson
Michael Price
Thomas Fisher
>true love is priceless
>loses virginity to a hooker
This comic gets more meta the longer Chris continues on.
Nolan Perez
Elijah Martin
yes.
something like jason
Ryan Price
James Gonzalez
Still just as autistic most likely. Maybe Sonichu would have had a six pack?
Jaxson Gonzalez
He probably would have lost his virginity to some costhot at a convention.
Maybe his good looks would have got him a circle of not quite friends not quite orbiters to set him straight.
Brody Taylor
Chase Torres
>to set him straight.
So no chance of the Tomgirl Saga happening in this alternate reality then?
Anthony Rivera
I just want to use this moment to share my photo with an x-23 cosplayer
David Russell
Okay thanks user, now I can't stop thinking about Jason Vorhees drawing Sonic ocs with a fucking crayon while humming some anime shit.
Mason Green
i think a physically fit Chris would have gotten absorbed into some sort of autistic sport hobby, like that irl quidditch league.
Mason Ward
Goddamn funkopops, they are fucking everywhere!!
Carter Campbell
Is it time for the weekend of pain already?
Nathan Cox
maybe not in a story time next time. feel free to link us your facebook album from that con though.
Gavin Wilson
SDCC started today, so I took the liberty of getting a jump on it, as I will miss most of the festivities due to work.
Michael Lewis
Megagi is kind of a cute design.
Caleb Gutierrez
Alexander Wilson
Chris didn't draw or create her is why.
Carson Brown
Camden Kelly
I see.
Charles Long
I know Chris is insane but I'll never understand how he keeps falling for trolls pretending to be girls.
Chris should be ultra paranoid f any type of girl by now, and he never learns.
Lincoln Thomas
Julian Wilson
He spent a considerable amount of time not interacting with trolls for that very reason, and then just forgot I guess.
Christian Brooks
Justin Reyes
Brody Lopez
i want to give chris a bottle of pheromones
Ryan White
It's a shame there's no video of bluespike getting chris to shove the medallion up his ass, I could only find audio.
Jason Gomez
Jackson Wright
What if Barb died instead of Barb?
Andrew Gomez
Chris has shoved other stuff up his ass on video, that should be more than enough for anyone.
Less debt I would think. Bobs children might have been more willing to step in.
Logan Richardson
It was never recorded. Chris initially claimed he had during it but said he didn't after he realized the trolls weren't recording
Juan Hernandez
thank you solider. the people who haven't seen this stinker masterpiece need to.
Nicholas Long
Logan Fisher
Owen Fisher
Jeremiah Morris
>more recycled art
Chris really understands the syndicated anime model.
Hudson Hernandez
That looks more like upstate New York than Virginia.
Michael Scott
Jayden Rivera
Was it ever confirmed Bob had better grasp of finance over Barb? Barb is definitely the biggest cause of why their debts and habits are so bad.
Ryder Bell
Very much so
t. former Oswego fag.
Connor Smith
At the very least a situation without Barb driving Bobs children away would have put Bob in a position to rely on people that are certifiably responsible.
Matthew Brooks
Xavier Reyes
Liam Ramirez
Jace Sanchez
Kayden Roberts
Tyler Ross
Jace Bailey
And in that depressing note Issue #5 comes to a close, as you can see Chris was already pushing Megan away.
Joshua Sanders
Issue #6
Where Chris immortalizes his dead dog as furbait.
Henry Adams
Samuel Price
I'm pretty sure that on Bob's death, the Chandlers had no major debt, and they even got a decent chunk of change from his life insurance. They then spent it almost immediately on legal bills when Chris trespassed at the game place, ran over Michael Snyder, and Barb assaulted a cop. Then they've had horrible spending habits over the last decade, and further legal troubles from the macing incident and then from all the debts.
Nathan Howard
Andrew Reyes
He looked so normal here. Pretty scary.
Alexander Sanders
Zachary Hill
Brayden Moore
If Chris at this point lost a little bit of weight and got some decent clothes he would have looked fine, but he decided to do the opposite of that.
Hudson Rogers
Jacob Peterson
Levi Anderson
Is he going to fuck that dog?
Elijah Perez
Ryder Thompson
reminder to prepare for the dimensional merge
Cameron Davis
Bentley King
Wyatt Reed
Who says he never fucked that dog?
Cameron Sullivan
I think he would have admitted to it if he did, thank God.
Ryder Baker
Nicholas Anderson
essential Yea Forumscore
Chris has recorded several song covers, you should listen
Lincoln Long
Dominic Wood
Seriously, I think that dog was the only creature, Chris ever really honestly genuinely cared about. Kinda sad.
Xavier Murphy
Thomas Rogers
>was
You mean still is. He's just lost his fucking mind recently.
Jose Hernandez
Chad and a Betty vs Virgin
Julian Stewart
Bentley Young
Justin Garcia
Hudson Wilson
Jason Kelly
John Bell
Thomas Perry
Carson Miller
Blake Myers
Justin Nelson
Would Chris be better or worse if he won the actual lottery?
Zachary Jenkins
Alexander Ramirez
god bdsmchu is so fucking iconic
Brandon Russell
>mega millions jackpot $150 million
I'd like to see Chris spend all of that on legos
Ethan Lewis
Have you seen the retcons? It's quite bizarre.
Jonathan Bailey
Luke Ortiz
Nathaniel Wood
Blake Rogers
Samuel Wilson
Jose Barnes
Nathan Young
Noah Ross
A millionaire saga would be fun
Anthony Howard
Jace Torres
Ryan Lewis
Ryan Sanchez
Eli Evans
Josiah Morgan
Luis Sullivan
Juan Fisher
Christian Lopez
>Chris properly introduces a character that has already been mentioned as if we should know who they are
Ayden Baker
Ryder Ross
John Harris
James Brown
Thus ends Issue #6
behold one of the earliest of his Sonic recolors.
Dominic Reed
Moving on the Issue #7
Chris Chans internet infamy was raging by now, this is the year Chris would learn of the Encyclopedia Dramatica page about himself.
Cameron Cooper
Ryder Cruz
Parker Jackson
Matthew Adams
ATCI3
Cooper Edwards
Mason Long
Anyone else ever think that Chris Chan the character looks kinda like Takumi?
Could Chris have learned to be an autism powered drift king?
Carson Howard
Christian Watson
Xavier Murphy
I love how Chris will just randomly mash in some crossover for whatever comes to mind at the time and then drop it at the turn of a page never to be seen again.
Come to think of it, the cast of Sonichu actually has the same problem. Is he just incapable of focusing on one thing?
David Watson
with that image
Caleb Williams
>tfw can't think of this comic without remembering that one part where chris does the CIA power stance
Yea Forums has ruined me.
Daniel Mitchell
Camden Mitchell
It's okay, I still randomly lose The Game for no reason.
Xavier Howard
Probably just him only getting inspired by whatever toy/show/game he was playing with at the time he drew the pages.
Christian Wood
Chase Adams
>watching his drawing livestreams a couple years ago
>mlp playing in the background is the only sound
yeah probably.
Luke Gonzalez
Wyatt Myers
>Dr. Slaweel, I'm CIA
Carson Foster
Jonathan Bailey
Easton Gonzalez
Chase Bell
>the life upgrade
Nathaniel Johnson
>Sept. 11 2001
I wonder what Chris meant by that.
Sebastian Barnes
Jayden Lewis
Josiah Harris
Matthew Robinson
Dylan Price
Austin Murphy
Chris is very desperate and lonely while his trolls slowly evolve to hide themselves better and trick Chris.
Carson Brown
I fucking love the juxtaposition of Peter and Chris's idealized version of himself in the same frame when Chris irl looks far more like Peter in the first place
Easton Ross
John Ward
Gabriel Reed
>Beavis and Butthead out of nowhere
Jaxson Ward
Ethan Taylor
>hedgehog named Bionic
>doesn't have any cybernetic modifications of any kind
Chris you idiot
Angel Price
Chris would be broke in a few months and probably would be left with even larger debts to take care of
Henry Martin
This page marks the beginning of Chris long fall into stress related lack of updates.
Jonathan Brown
>copyrighted
Where do I even start
Jonathan Wilson
The name Sonichu is legally Copyrighted by Chris
Elijah Campbell
Noah Cooper
David Roberts
>Avengers endgame
Wyatt Cruz
dat camel toe tho
Brayden Hill
>go through time to collect the multi colored magic rocks
pretty much.
Liam Smith
Luke Gonzalez
>great...Remind me that I'm a frustrated virgin
kek
Luke Cruz
This puts Alan Moore in shame
Aaron Jenkins
RAD AS FUCK
Ryan Morales
Fit!Chris would have probably raped at least one sweetheart.
Sebastian Robinson
Owen Williams
>meanwhile, at the legion of doom
Angel James
>The same amount of Chris-chan autism but he is a massive chad
Holy fuck please tell me there is a lolcow like this
Eli Wood
Has Chris made any comics after going full Morrison?
Nolan Lewis
Thomas Moore
That's a lot of junk
Caleb Harris
The last largely complete issue is #12
However there are several pages from issues going up to #16
Dominic Sanders
Anthony Morris
Xavier Wood
Jack Parker
Austin Flores
Kayden Phillips
>comments on female attractiveness
>has to leave the room
Kevin Bailey
Jace Price
>My two balls!
Pun completely intended
Robert Walker
Do anons just not care about the sanctity of a story time?
Granted this takes something like 4 threads to post in its entirety, but still.
Easton Perez
>that ass peaking out
Damn, Megan
John Rivera
Xavier Flores
Issue #7 fin
Everyone here who was rich enough to afford a PS3 and one game got pic related, correct?
Luke Ross
Here we go
Issue #8
Wherein Sonichu fight the evils of 4centGarbage. I highly suggest you stop browsing at work unless you want a promotion.
May the Mods have mercy on my soul.
James Jenkins
Luis Lopez
Isaac Myers
HERE WE GO LADS
Ethan Phillips
Lucas Morales
>the only decent drawing of chris is him drawed as Peter Griffin.
Ryan Roberts
Justin Baker
Grayson Johnson
Jackson Robinson
Imagine if Chris was a hentai artist full time. What ungodly abominations would he have contributed to that niche?
Owen Edwards
Oliver Gonzalez
Reminder that Sonichu and Rosechu are Pokémon
Nathaniel Harris
We don't have to imagine.
Sebastian Wilson
Evan Fisher
China... CHINA !!!!
Finally I found out where "china" came from.
James Evans
>he doesn’t know about SheCameForCwC
Aaron Jackson
Jeremiah Collins
Reminder that Chris is very upset by transgender drawings of Rosechu, even to this day.
Hunter Ross
William Sanchez
Kayden Evans
Jonathan Anderson
>Draws Rosechu with a male Raichu tail
>Complains when trolls call her a tranny
Especially since it’s something he could easily retcon
Ryan James
Carson Peterson
No I'm aware of the shit Chris drew regarding hentai back in the day. I was just wondering what would have happened in an alternate timeline where Chris engages in that type of stuff full time. Would he have been Shadman before Shadman, but much more autistic? Would he be king of the furry community right now? Possibilities seem endless the more I think about it.
Juan Campbell
Brandon Reyes
Dylan Kelly
>it’s something he could easily retcon
He did, after going full tumblr: Rosechu is a mtf tranny now
Cooper Peterson
Isn't he retconing Rosechu to have been a tranny all along in one of the upcoming issues of Sonichu (whenever the hell that comes out)
Jose Torres
Michael Hughes
Easton Cooper
Eli Ortiz
>Chris would never visit China
Joseph Lewis
It's so grotesque, yet I can't look away.
Say.. the second panel from page5-c...
The whole pose feels so familiar, kinda like I sort of know what picture Chris was looking at while drawing this.
Grayson Bell
Joshua Roberts
Oh yes it is mostly absolutely copied from a set of Amy images.
Alexander Allen
he traced it and he actually put in the image he traced over later in the issue
Kevin Morgan
At least he wears a condom
Parker Rodriguez
Luke Price
i'm pretty sure the second top image was traced
Nathaniel Carter
>"DOOD, it's Yea Forums! WE'RE ON Yea Forums!"
William Price
Jaxon Thomas
>FUCK OFF, I'M TRYING TO SHITPOST!"
4Channel™
Carter Williams
It's too meta, I can't help but revel in it.
you're about to see the original
Aaron Johnson
Henry Roberts
Dare ye enter my magical realm?
Xavier Hall
i'm dying
Angel Walker
Jackson Rodriguez
Reading this in a dark, smelly and lonely room by yourself is pretty boring, but with you guys around it's actually enjoyable.
On a side note; Imagine having to bend over so your penis slides out of your body to perform teh "sex™"
Isaac Ward
Samuel Wilson
>The picture of chris in the computer of the second panel
Kek
Ayden Nelson
Luis Sanchez
>Chris comes out of the Time Void for no reason
Always love this glaring plot hole of his
Owen Bennett
Xavier Parker
can we get fantagraphics to reprint sonichu in a nice hardcover???
Mason Ortiz
Lincoln Hernandez
Oh, there it is
Owen Cooper
Elijah Reyes
Reminder that Chris actually believed this happened
Noah Martinez
>this joke was brought to you by my dad
It hurts
Leo Bennett
I really need to re number these for the next time.
I almost left out the Obama joke.
Caleb Jackson
>
Sonichu>>>>>End of Evangellion
Blake Smith
>Hex-Box
Jace Lewis
Legally speaking I don't think so ever due to all the plagarized elements of the comic
Luis Perez
Nolan Sanders
Xavier Stewart
>fucking Dot
Isaiah Price
Josiah Phillips
I knew I had seen those pics somewhere!!
Gabriel Davis
I'd like to cosplay Classic Chris-chan at one point. Where can I find a shirt like his?
Colton Parker
Caleb Sullivan
Nolan Thomas
unironically Goodwill
Colton Moore
FUCKING MURICA
David Hughes
Easton Lee
Imagine being this much of a newfag
Charles Robinson
Chris should have known better than to invoke Burgerstan against Yea Forums.
for moment I thought you meant (you)
kek
Yeah sure, we'll just delet this.
Noah Harris
fair use!!!
its parody!!!
(if anything i'd think using real people in the comic would be a bigger legal issue than anything with a copyright on it)
Samuel Rivera
Justin Parker
>google striped polo shirt
>find zumiez.com
Hope you like crossdressing too!
Wyatt Martin
>Chris' all powerful god of an OC is defeated in single combat
Jordan Lee
Zachary Fisher
Elijah Johnson
Thank you Based Storytime-user for remembering the pages.
Brayden Jones
William Moore
>that episode of Sonic Boom where they put pickles on his burger
What a show.
Ryder Kelly
"Like Joseph taught us"
>Pantyshot
Charles Miller
James Adams
Gavin Williams
OH NO
John Brown
FEMINISM
James Morgan
Jace Robinson
oh thank god, she kept the undies
Nicholas Russell
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jordan Smith
newfag spoke too soon
Noah Brown
Brayden Edwards
Oh my sweet naive child...
Nicholas Gomez
Caleb Sanders
Ryder Rogers
God, I wish that were me.jpg
Nicholas Clark
>*awesome anime attack sound effects*
UTERUSSUUU SSTURAIKUUU !!!!!!
>*awesome anime attack sound effects*
Jose Lopez
Josiah Kelly
:0
Austin Adams
Michael Rivera
Now let that be a reminder to you, Sonichu, a pikachu form, got btfo while Rosechu, a raichu form, wrecked that nigger.
Jonathan Diaz
Connor Rogers
>Adam West Batman picture in the Mayors office
I'm amazed Chris knows the Family Guy character is an actual actor.
Justin Wood
More feminism.
Ian Peterson
Caleb Moore
>the infinity table
Nicholas Torres
Here we go, lads
Eli Hill
Liam Nguyen
>My arms' hallowed halls
Say what?
Bentley Turner
Caleb Lopez
Did Chris ever parody Metal Sonic?
Alexander Morales
For some reason Wilds arms are hollow and used to transport the crystal cwcballs.
Landon Rogers
Yes, he set up the story then promptly forgot about it to draw his life struggles
Xavier Sullivan
yes, in the previous thread near the start. he sets up a plot that he wouldn't follow up on for years
Matthew Taylor
One of the signs of The Rapture for sure!
Ryder Flores
Um.
Brayden Ramirez
>dumb laws
Easton White
>it's okay to allow a 14 yo to assist with your porno shoot
Jordan Perez
I honestly think it would be ruled transformative enough to fall under parody law.
Brayden Robinson
Chris always claimed he meant "child labor laws" but I dunno...
Josiah Collins
Now, lets do porn, for feminism.
Jose Davis
Yes, he made a Metal Sonichu in one of the earliest stories, Shit ended in the moon and was long forgotten. Chris said he had a story planned were Graduon possessed the robot body, but nothing has happened since he's busy with his own hypercrisis
Cooper Perez
And now we move on from on of the most reactionary episodes in Sonichu history.
Chris really did prove he was straight there, didn't he?
Joshua Peterson
>my favorite author R.L. stein
kek
Jason Cruz
David Murphy
>all these damn rotated images
I'm not fixing it, to preserve the authenticity.
Benjamin Russell
Nolan Hernandez
>chris retcons Balck Sonichu/Blachus totally not racist or derivative name to something equally not derivative.
Andrew Jackson
Adrian Edwards
Did anyone here ever attend one of those massive televised spring break parties?
What a strange product of the time.
Dylan Mitchell
David Lewis
Aaron Lopez
Joshua Diaz
Zachary Nelson
Dominic Sanchez
I'm surprised a dictator shithole like CWCville allows something degenerate like Spring Break to exist.
Grayson Long
Don't worry, it's alcohol free.
Jack Nelson
As an intersting note on how Chris Chans view on trannies have ghanged, this venom cunt wielding intersex villain is now married to Chris.
Under the influence of the Idea Guys, Chris revealed in January and March 2018 respectively, that despite his relationship with Silvana, Magi-Chan had gone on to marry his mentor Mewtwo, and later Cryzel Rosechu and Chris himself.[5][6] By late July of that same year, Silvana had joined the fold to make a foursome marriage.[7] Chris also has started to spell her name as Sylvana.
Adrian Thompson
Samuel Wilson
Hudson Kelly
Christian White
Jose Johnson
Joseph Morales
I unironically think Chris just create the character of Black Sonichu just to make us laugh
Josiah Young
>what if we took Shadow, and instead of maximum edge we made him pathetic and useless?
>Also racist, fuck Kwanzaa
Jace Barnes
Tyler Roberts
>the rainbow created Rosechu
Its Weather Report canon in Sonichu?
Joseph Martinez
Jayden Ross
Liam White
Charles Lee
Joshua Perez
Owen James
Kayden Peterson
Charles Collins
Joseph James
Sebastian Parker
another image limit
Parker Clark
let's ignore the fact that someone is hated so much by his parents that they called him Punchy
Levi Taylor
They’re siblings, right? Isn’t this incest?
Ryan Cruz
new thread
they were made at the same time by the same event, but arent related.
Wyatt James
It really is amazing how he refuses to adhere to the most basic parts of how to make a comic
Adam Gutierrez
a unique soul
Nathan Stewart
Is that fucking Bender?
Cameron Russell
fucking kingdom hearts shoes
Jayden Howard
That would require effort, and that's not how Chris does things
Michael Gutierrez
Thank you another year
Nathaniel Wood
Speaking of lottery, hey are we getting Diary of a Supreme Gentleman this year?
Jack Morgan
Mandela effect confirmed
Isaac Garcia
We can only hope
Andrew Barnes
Make that 40.
Jonathan Cook
new thread
Ryder Myers
Christ, I'd forgotten this part
Jordan Gonzalez
WELP
Ryder Nguyen
bump
Isaac Carter
bomp
Carter Lewis
Nice