SDCC starts today and I work on the actual weekend, so here we go the great work itself
Sonichu by Chris Chan.
Story Time Weekend of Pain Sonichu #0
Isaac Cook
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Leo Gutierrez
Kevin Gray
Lincoln Lopez
Luis Rogers
Bentley Davis
Asher Smith
Dominic Long
James Wilson
Dylan King
Ian Perry
Jaxson Green
Lincoln Barnes
Ayden Ross
Samuel Morales
Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martin
Angel Cox
Isaiah Howard
Jace Peterson
essential Yea Forumscore
Brandon Jackson
Kevin Morales
Brandon Brown
Nicholas Lewis
Michael Jenkins
Zachary Williams
Ayden Peterson
Cameron Harris
Xavier Wright
>14 years later
>chris chan still has only scored with a pro
Nicholas Gomez
Leo Ward
Bentley Howard
Carter Adams
Isaiah Peterson
Michael Cox
Dominic Anderson
Joshua Taylor
Kevin Ross
William Gutierrez
Thomas Murphy
Xavier Cox
it's scary how logical the story is I expected something more random
Ethan Scott
big thanks for posting this.
Kevin Martinez
Ryder Bailey
Thanks for the bump
It gets weirder as it goes on, the internet still hadn't found Chris at this point and the comic mirrors the insanity of his life.
Nolan Butler
Oh it's coming, user. It's coming.
Jayden Watson
Andrew Jenkins
Jose Morris
Nathaniel Bailey
well at least he scored...
John Butler
Adam Carter
Oh neat, storytime of pain of the legendary Sonichu comic.
I get the orange Fanta and get comfy.
Austin Rogers
Well that's Issue #0
Here's another advert for some essential Yea Forumscore before we move on to #1
Connor Rivera
I feel like there is some chris-chan in all of us
Anthony Cooper
Justin Myers
sometimes I wonder why god allows so much evil in this world
Robert Robinson
Well, we're here, aren't we?
Asher Robinson
I wonder how this compares to the official remake of the first pokemon movie.
Ethan Peterson
Legit laughed to this irl
Eli Allen
I felt the hate rise up in me
kneel down and clear the stone of leaves
I wonder how were you can't see
Inside my shell I wait and bleed
Henry Ross
Nathaniel Cooper
that hurt, I won't lie
Jayden Torres
>parodic
This is important because this is Chris to go "Get-out-of-jail" card for everything in this comic.
Carter Perez
John Hernandez
the disclaimer page for issue 16 is bonkers.
Connor Thompson
Carson Reed
Nicholas Brooks
Joseph Wood
Michael Nguyen
Logan Sanders
>200 kmh
Odd that Chris, as an American, is using metric here.
Liam Miller
I hurt myself today, to see if I could feel...
Jackson Jenkins
For the sake of image limit I will be omitting the rerun of the GBA game ads
Witness now, CWCville, suburban paradise or otherworldly dystopia?
Lucas Perez
>2005
Cameron Jenkins
Hey there pal, just as a heads up it's considered poor form to post images in a story time thread.
Levi Jenkins
I like that Black Sonichus spin dash hits an astounding 200RPM
Jordan Bell
yeah really, fuck off with your spam
Matthew Gray
The fucking tiny-ass panels.
Evan Parker
Nathan Stewart
you could have it all
my empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
Easton Bell
Goddamn the hurt starts so soon!
Isaac Martin
Caleb Richardson
A meeting of legends, unlikely to be bested in our time.
Parker Cox
I wonder how many 4koma manga Chris has ever read. I can't imagine his layout sense came from western comics.
Daniel James
fuck johnny cash, he sucks
Henry Cooper
Joshua Russell
That's a hot take. I guess you can imagine user is playing the original version instead.
Brandon Murphy
>200 rotations per minute
Oh yeah! Haha, didn’t even notice that. Let's play the devils advocate and assume that Chris meant rotations per second.
Jonathan Scott
/tg/ and /vp/core I guess
Jordan Rivera
Angel Gomez
Liam Davis
Brandon Wilson
Benjamin Price
Oh, that is one of Blachus spines, at first I thought the title was "Black Metal Gombat".
This fucking comic is very confusing.
Brandon Turner
cash was a geriatric fuck up who thought could be hip if he played a suicide song. hurt by nine inch nails is the only good version of the song, and anyone who tells otherwise deserve a bitchslap, including trent
Andrew Watson
Hunter Brown
edgier than a black and red sonic recolor.
Carson Hernandez
Isaiah Howard
Evan Mitchell
it's not edgy, it's the truth. it's just that people sometime don't want the truth, they want conformity and they want to belong. I didn't lie, I only told what everyone thinks, but is afraid to admit
Colton Foster
Leo Lopez
Matthew Cox
I don't want conformity, I wan't good music, and even though Cash only did covers, he did them well. Next your gonna tell me you prefer Dylan's,. "all along the watchtower" when compared to Hendrix
Jace Reed
Easton Baker
I don't like Dylan at all to be honest, but Cash really fucked up the cover of Hurt. It's like he was told to make the cover as shitty as possible, and he delivered
Jace Ramirez
>plot points that will be forgotten for nearly a decade.
Bentley Gomez
>plot points
>plot
>p
Luis Ross
Mason Campbell
Angel Green
God I had forgotten the random access humor.
Evan Butler
Angel James
Landon Russell
That page radiates a deceptive innocence.
Ryan Morales
>Edited because rainbows are gay, and Chris is STRAIGHT
Matthew Sullivan
Henry Watson
Joshua Lee
Angel Jenkins
Austin Ward
I miss my girlfriend
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Noah Morales
This incident was one of several that led to Chris being banned from the Charlottesville mall, he really did sperg out and let loose a Darth Vader tier NOOOOOOOO! in public.
Andrew Collins
On now, to Issue #2
Noah Garcia
Elijah Kelly
this storytime told me one thing for sure, that I am closer to CWC in more ways that I would like to be
the fuck?
Carson Rivera
Caleb Hall
Blake Bailey
Adrian Allen
Wyatt Long
Easton Brown
Jace Smith
Despite living in the US, Chris has no idea how native americans look.
Amazing.
Luke Torres
Anthony Peterson
I'm surprised that despite being american he knew how to type
Jackson Moore
It's spectacular, yes.
He theorized that the prostitute he lost his virginity to was of Cherokee descent. i wonder what she looks like, an Appalachian lot lizard willing to fuck Chris must be a sight to behold.
Remember folks, it's okay to skip showers as long as you replace them with copious amounts of Axe bodyspray
Samuel Sullivan
Jackson Ortiz
Axe body spray isn't even that bad. However, it does have the stereotype of being used by Mexicans and middle schoolers to look cool.
Thats why I use old spice instead.
Jason Ross
if chandler's case taught me anything is that I am a fucking loser
Benjamin Richardson
Wyatt Edwards
I think its just a mix of him not knowing any other tribes besides Cherokee, not wanting to be in the presence of a minority and thinking up a masterful way to depict what native americans associated with a Sonic OC might wear.
John Howard
thread theme and don't fucking deny it
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Cameron Thomas
Oliver Morgan
Brody Watson
>not Don't Call Anyone
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Chase Reed
Sometimes I wonder what Chris' style would have been like if he were exposed to Kamen Rider instead of Sailor Moon
Elijah Russell
come at me nigga
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Robert Jackson
This song is unironically good. Yea Forums The Musical has always made great edits.
Robert Mitchell
>i'm going to be past thirty two next year
god fucking dammit
Isaac Hughes
the promised page approaches
Gabriel Cooper
The musical and the porn threads have been the only good things on Yea Forums until the DMCV announcement threads.
Owen Brown
I wonder what's his prevailing power is. So many people died during all of this time, but for some reason, he prevailed. Why?
Chase Peterson
This is quite possibly the single most discussed comic page in the history of Yea Forums
right up there with Loss
Jack Butler
Jaxon Brown
reading sonichu is the key to understanding chris' thoughts and his life, and understanding chris' thoughts and his life is the key to understanding sonichu. good luck
Sebastian Taylor
I always giggle at the fact that the only reason Wes-Li is even doing all this is because some guy in a robe told him he had to and he just goes "oh, alright" and goes along with a plot to murder someone he doesn't even know.
James Moore
Thomas Cooper
Today I Shall Remind Them.
Jonathan Carter
Jose Anderson
Ayden Jones
Wes is meant to resemble a meteor and Chris here thinks the stone age is when dinosaurs went extinct
mystery solved
Isaiah Hall
OP here
incorrect
Kayden Jackson
Why do autistic people feel the need to ramble on in writing? They'll be quiet IRL but then when they write they basically drone on without being interesting.
Landon Barnes
Blake Young
Notice that despite the fact that these are technically pokemon having a pokemon battle using pokemon moves, Chris felt the need to start the fight with a Yugioh trap card and measures life points.
Isaac Collins
Got Milk?
I'm drinking water.
Jason Bell
Blake Watson
Jack Ward
Caleb Williams
Zachary Thomas
Owen Bennett
Always remember, public education is evil.
Carson Reed
Leo Diaz
Dominic Baker
James Moore
Huh, Chris predicted Pokemon Masters 3 pokemon Unity Attacks.
David Johnson
Grayson White
Dominic Lopez
Nathaniel Roberts
Ian Edwards
Henry Garcia
Liam Torres
Cooper Williams
you don't have to tell me THAT twice
Hudson Cruz
Jaxon Watson
Christian Jenkins
god fucking dammit that did hurt
Leo Miller
This incident is one of several that led to Chris being suspended from college and having to take anger management classes
Luis Nguyen
But in the stone age...
Lincoln Hill
fuck you Yea Forums I didn't want these feels. it was supposed to be funny in a cringe way
Parker Phillips
Now on to Issue #3 and the introduction of the Chaotic Combo, who have already been referenced in sub episodes, because Chris has an editor on par with Marvel
Justin Cooper
>Copyrighted
So if I were to try and sell something with Sonichu and somehow avoided getting sued by Sega or the Pokemon Company, could Chris-chan sue me?
Benjamin Wright
...the reptilian overlords had to do everything twice instead of us
Eli Turner
HAHAHA
You thought this would be entertainment? it's the story time weekend of PAIN
Dominic Gray
>Chris being suspended from college
was he a janitor there or what
Jacob Hill
Such natural exposition.
Alexander Wright
Chris legally and fully owns the copyright to the name Sonichu. He can indeed sue you and win for using the name without his permission.
A student, he has a degree in Computer Aided Drafting and Design.
John Powell
yes, and to make things funnier, he would succeed where sega / pokemon failed
Mason Garcia
*BEEP BEEP*
That cab(?) was in an accident and is FUBAR.
Hunter Robinson
Jason Russell
God fucking dammit it's not even friday
Blake Evans
Aiden Cook
But user, it’s P A R O D I C!
Nicholas Mitchell
Carson Hernandez
The placement of the word balloons is weird
>Chemical "X"?
>No, cherry cola!
Um what? Is this supposed to be a Powerpuff Girls reference that made sense in Chris' mind?
Evan Taylor
Someone post the straw
Parker Kelly
I admit that in my free time I'll fantasize about the weirdest shit involving fictional characters and crossovers. I would never write them down or draw them though.
Christian Wilson
I try to close this tab, but it can't. I'm stuck in this stupid thread with the stupid storytime about a stupid person
Elijah Clark
seriously?
Yes it is a mix of PPG and Mewtwos origin.
Gabriel Foster
Levi Young
Totally
Not
Racist
Elijah Morales
>"...This is his story and nothing less!"
Wait, does he mean the story is about Sonichu and nobody else, or does he mean the comic is entirerly his own creation?
Because neither of these alternatives seem right
Matthew Ortiz
Elijah Campbell
ok, this page proves this is an elaborate hoax
thank you, I was almost fooled
Jason Hernandez
The firmer, eventually there was an outcry about the story focusing on Chris too much so he vowed to make Sonichu the main character again, the next issue was almost entirely about Chris
Chris later married pic related, like last year.
Liam Hall
The former*
Mason Hall
he did what, or I misread something?
Hudson Rogers
>March 2000-2005
Does that mean that Chris had been working on Sonichu since the year 2000 even though he didn't release it until 2004?
Robert Ward
Chris is currently in a poly-amorous marriage.
Chris created Sonichu while he was in high school as part of a class project to create a custom album cover.
Juan Richardson
Jaxon Evans
David Harris
Charles Scott
>Chris is currently in a poly-amorous marriage.
I regret asking now
Evan Evans
Jonathan Johnson
>friends: 1/1
Anthony Robinson
Connor Gutierrez
Asher Hill
Asher Hall
>Myspace
This truly was 2005.
Angel Walker
Nathan Rivera
Henry Watson
Trust me, the less you know about real life Chris-chan the better.
Evan Evans
Hush, you.
go watch the documentary Chris Chan A Comprehensive History
or get on the cwcki and pick an article, it's such a trip.
Evan Jackson
Jaxon Howard
Is Chris incapable of understanding that you always start reading the topmost speech bubble in a panel? Its confusing as hell when the dialouge you are supposed read first is at the very bottom of a panel.
Tyler Davis
I believe you and I never was so certain in my life about anything else
Alexander Ward
Really though, I can't help but feel bad for Chris-chan, all that trolling would get to anyone.
Robert Garcia
Yes. Some of them start at the bottom, some are right to left, the ones that jump from side to side are the worst.
Ayden Hill
Imagine being such an interesting person to merit a wikipedia article. God dammit
Lucas Wood
>a wikipedia article
It's an entire damn wiki. Many of the articles are longer than and more accurately sourced than real wikipedia articles.
Levi Jenkins
Caleb Lewis
I think that Chris trolled us
Benjamin Sanders
>dragostea din tei starts playing
Good choice, youtube algorithm.
David Long
God, fucking, dammit. It's unbelievable, it's like a trolling gone wrong. You guys created a monster, and you will have to live with it for the rest of your lives
Kayden Edwards
Jackson Lee
Elijah Davis
Now, a relevant advert before this issues sub episode.
Parker Walker
For a while, that was actually a popular theory until more info about his childhood (including those videos of him as a kid) came out and he started getting repeatedly arrested.
He does make pretty good money of his trolls though. One guy gave him $1000.
Adrian Young
Blake Diaz
What a fucking chad
Jordan Hill
Wyatt Clark
>white girl
how racist of him for not wanting to have a black girlfriend
Gavin Cox
Elijah Ward
Julian Rogers
I'm surprised he hasn't had some serious altercation with any blacks, especially when he went to Bronycon. Baltimore is dangerous under the best of situations.
Camden Scott
Adam Kelly
Carter Mitchell
I guess that even niggers know better than to mess with Chris
Owen Russell
Ethan Davis
Jason Peterson
He dropped the attraction sign stuff a long time ago, and I don't think he actually hates blacks, he just prefers white women.
Xavier Gomez
Ryder Scott
Jace James
>Blachu
Gesundheit
Christian Rogers
Alexander Morris
Eli Nguyen
He could absolutely sue you. I'm sure he'd want that too, considering the debt he's in.
Matthew Moore
And that is the story of how Chris, already banned from Walmart, was banned from the McDonald's inside the Walmart.
Matthew Gutierrez
god dammit chris, he is not taking any shit from anyone. he is a very driven person
Samuel Mitchell
>Congratulations Mr. Arbuckle
>You are going to have a fine, healthy litter of puppies
Hudson Taylor
Continuing to Issue #4
Sonichu does not appear in this issue of Sonichu.
Eli King
>with an accidental dose of cherry cola
My sides are in orbit.
Logan Williams
Alexander Moore
issue theme
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Nicholas Flores
Daniel Reyes
Me too, user. Me too.
Grayson Reed
Jordan Green
Adrian Reed
Kayden Green
Benjamin Long
Dominic Cruz
Hunter Price
foreshadowing
Lucas Russell
Kevin Jones
Justin Ramirez
Jaxon Martin
Jeremiah Reyes
Jonathan Hill
won't lie, this is some good fap material
Jack Hall
I can't wait until Issue #8
The mods were kind to me last time I did this and I hope they will be again. It's been a couple of years.
Justin Long
Carter Watson
Jack Fisher
William Russell
Nicholas Nelson
William Taylor
Alexander Collins
Adam Murphy
yup, chris is totally not racist at all
Christian King
Adrian Wright
It cannot be real, you are pulling my leg
Sebastian King
>chris can't beat up some mall cops without help from an imaginary girl
Good stuff.
Robert Thomas
Every sub episode was based directly on a real life incident, mostly at the Charlottesville Fashion Square mall and other business surrounding.
Dominic Bennett
beside having a big finger I have to admit it, but chris is correct in his assesment
Camden Reyes
Xavier Morgan
it's not even that, chris describing himself as salty feels like a parody of parodies, I am aware that he lacks self-awareness, but this is attention whoring on a completely different level
Xavier Miller
Justin Thompson
>hyper-realistic hand
Parker Bell
Daniel Green
Admit it Yea Forums, you are tsundere for chris
Noah Young
Yea Forums is more likely to be yandere for chris
Landon Carter
This sub episode introduces us to one of Chris Chans greatest foes.
I highly suggest you take a moment to read up
Jacob Nelson
Elijah Brooks
Nathan Lee
This is so amazing. In his comic, his fantasy he is almost all powerfull, yet he still has no myspace friends except for his shitty OC, not even fucking myspace-Tom. Even in his fantasy he is a pathetic loser, just because he doesn´t know anything else. It would be sad if it wasn´t so hilarious.
Brayden Parker
Evan Young
Bentley Ward
Jason Martinez
Christian Cox
>Chris fights an actual cop
>Gets arrested
Christopher Robinson
Sometimes the dialog reminds me of Jack Kirby in a really odd way
Christian Cook
Christopher White
I wonder if someone has ever tried to find the security guard and kinda interview him when this nonsense was happening.
Levi Price
Aw, thats the edited straw of fail.
Ryder Bennett
If only his fucking art teacher had let him just do a pokemon cover for that stupid project, he wouldn't have created sonichu and his whole life might have turned out differently, now i am waiting til he is either a hobo or he turns into an hero
Ian Johnson
Yeah, most of these are the edits from '09 or so.
For the uninitiated
Jayden Jenkins
He already had a sonic recolor OC Bionic
It was destined.
Robert Walker
Evan Carter
how does he draw for almost 2 decades and not improve in the slightest?
Brandon Morgan
Justin Lewis
Later in this story time we will get to the special re release of Issue #0 where Chris has retconned himself to be a woman.
He actually has improved.
Elijah Howard
James Baker
Jaxon Hughes
Adrian Bell
Caleb Powell
Dylan Ward
Carson Gomez
David Sullivan
Anthony Myers
Gabriel Gutierrez
Noah Nguyen
Logan Ross
Gabriel Watson
Easton Perry
>lets Sonichu run ahead to trigger all the traps
Why is Sonic so based
Aaron Price
Juan Gray
Austin Taylor
Fun Fact
Chris has had multiple blue cars nicknamed Son-chu with the SONICHU vanity plates.
Parker Morales
Issue 4 come to a close.
Kevin Torres
Thus begins Issue #5
Samuel Martinez
Tyler Perry
I watched all Brendaniel videos, and he stopped right after Chris-chan comes out of the void/dark dimension/whatevs.
Does it get crazier after that ?
Charles Parker
The next one after that is the one where he fights Yea Forums iirc
Carson Brown
ah, no, he was sucked into the time void just before 8
Robert Anderson
To answer your question, recent issue focus on Chris' obsession with being a tranny, several of the characters get gender bender episodes and there is a lot of MLP
Adrian Moore
Hunter Roberts
new thread
Daniel Johnson
Could you even imagine how differently Chris's life might have turned out if Sonichu never existed?
>Without Sonichu, Chris has less shameful content the internet can mock him for
>Without Sonichu, Chris's grasp on reality may not have been so loose
>Without Sonichu, Chris may have gotten laid in his 20's
>Without Sonichu, Chris may have had more fruitful endeavors in his life besides a shitty webcomic that set the bar for bad webcomics.
>Without Sonichu, Chris may not have hurled the ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL meme regarding the Sonic fan community into the stratosphere
Kevin Baker
>5 mies
Leo Gray
On retrospect, that fictional twin sister was probably one of the earliest indications for him wanting to live as a woman.
Connor Thompson
RISE
Evan Sanders
a valiant effort
Sebastian Gutierrez
... What is the tune to Robotnik's song supposed to be, anyway?
Joshua Price
Why is Ringo Starr a DJ?
Julian Thomas
Just remember that when Chris was young, THIS was the only version of Kamen Rider around:
Elijah Bell
He was the gift that kept on giving.
Aaron Hall
That still makes zero fucking sense.
Nicholas Baker
>Don't get hit, and hit him!
Great strategy, Sonichu