How do you feel?

>welcome to the world of pokemon

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She felt something in her crotchal region expanding as she watched Amethyst walk away.

I hope in S06, Jasper, now that she has returned, would make up with Lapis, and cuck Peridot so that she would rebound back to Amethyst, just like god intended.

this

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are Yea Forums users really this lacking in media literacy
go back to high school english kiddo

Jasper is for Pearl.
Lapis can die in a fire.

>not realizing this is a stealth baneposting thread

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I met her, Yea Forums. I dreamt that I washed up on the shore of Beach City and I was greeted by her presence.

I was flabbergasted, and immediately ran to embrace her. I held on tight while I felt her skinny arms wrap around me. I had never felt so happy, so comfortable and whole. My mind was a jumbled mess, spewing spaghetti as I began asking her about Gems. I questioned about Gem reformation, if the consciousness is intact, or does it deliberately wash into dormancy, awakening at certain intervals.

She grinned, and spoke to me with a voice so soft, yet firm. Reassuring and stern, but friendly and sincere. She said, "you would have to find out, if you wanted to. Or, you can stay here for eternity, with your mind and soul at rest."

My body was throbbing at the exciting news I didn't bother to process. To stay with Lapis forever? I can't imagine anyone passing up on that offer. I told her that I wanted to stay, with her. Again, I embraced her. She muttered under breath, "but, you can't." Suddenly, I felt my collective weight surge into my chest, and abruptly dropped to my feet.

I spoke in disappointment, "it's because you're not real, isn't it? You're only a concept of valor, personified as a perky alien girl to help alleviate the fear of the unknown, when we suffer. I'm no better than a waifu-wishing moron."

I felt her smile warmly into my chest, and break the embrace for a moment so she could speak, "No. Because it isn't your time, yet." She placed her soft pale hand on my cheek with a reassuring stroke, then pinched it like any grandma would. "Look for a girl who looks like me when you wake up, in the meantime before we meet again. You'll find her."

Her words revitalized my doubts and felt complete again. Then she slowly faded away into darkness and I woke up.

It was so bittersweet, and I feel weightless.

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Tell me about Peridot, why does she wear the visor?

That or she saw Steven's micropenis.

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>micropenis
>implying the son of Murdercock wouldn't be at least equally endowed

hey, some user claimed peridot's speech about what music was was inspired by a book on music composition sugar must have read. does anyone know which book?

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>implying size=deadliness

Idk, but the "Life and Death and Love and Birth" scene was a really sweet homage to The Sound of Music.

Why the fuck does that episode have a high rating on IMDB????

because it's the only peridot/amethyst episode

>Steven, did I ever tell you about that time Blue Diamond shoved her entire thumb up my butt? She was a good friend.

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I have returned and now I'm disappointed.

What if they remove your post?

You're in for surprise. Way probably a bad one.
Meanwhile I just had a dream that Amethyst gave me a head with those lips. Awesome.

>No. Tell me more.

God Ian is such a fucking hack

>Steven, did I ever tell you about Bismuth? Yes, back during the rebellion she and I fought side by side with you mother against Homeworld. Many of the weapons we used were her creation, but the most powerful of them by far was this huge pile bunker that fires giant spikes capable of shattering Gems. Naturally, your mother being the determined and understanding person she was, poofed her and hid her bubbled gem deep within Lion. She was a good friend.
>Or how about Marty? Yes, your burnout father actually had a manager during his days as a musician. He offered your father a promising future rife with success and also knocked up Vidalia with that DJ kid who hangs with the Pizzas. He was a good friend.

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I love my wife Lapis

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Too Short to Ride is sort of one.

I want Peridot to spit in my mouth

Peridot was better when she was a tall villain

Based and truthpilled

Too many evolution, Peridot is a Digimon.

Zuke will pay for her crimes, this I swear upon all the Old Gods and New.

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Came here to post this

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Lmao no she wasn't, she had zero personality beyond whining to Jasper or dry reporting stuff. You love her aesthetic, not her character.

>ywn find a pre redemption peridot, missing one of her feet and badly beaten, take her home with you, fix her injuries, then let her stay at your house as she gradually starts to like you more and more for being the only person to ever be nice to her.

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>"she had zero personality beyond whining to Jasper or dry reporting stuff"
imagine being this dumb

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Go on then, show examples to the contrary. Oh wait you can't because you never rewatch those episodes and rely on your poor memory instead to fill in the blanks.

Who's worse? Zuke or Sabrina Cotugno?

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The "Stronger Than You" sequence she showed plenty of personality.

she was smart, arrogant, very calculating and strategies,loyal to her empire, she had plenty of personality, just cause your an autist who cant understand personality unless its practically outright stated to your face doesnt mean she didnt have a personality

LMAO

>Calcuating, smart
She ran away like a loony tunes character at every opportunity. You fairweather Yea Forums cucks couldn't analyse a character if your lives depended on it.

Go on, back to bleating about
>muh season 1
with you

Cotugno. Zuke's just an incompetent tumblrina dumbass who caused some trouble and was easily nipped in the bud having caused only some minor lasting damage.

Cotugno is rooted in the industry and already has made impacting problems magnitudes worse than what Zuke did, but Sabrina doesn't look to be going anywhere anytime soon so will continue to make things worse.

Yeah like...being surprised. Wow. Such depth, much better than 4 seasons of development. Refer to this and get your shit together.

>"She ran away like a loony tunes character at every opportunity. "
as opposed to fighting against 4 people who are stronger than her at the same time? how is running away not the smart thing to do?

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Sabrina "I Flick My Bean When I See A Straight Male Get Cuckolded On Screen" Cuntobongo by far. Zuke has Chris-chan levels of self-awareness and a victim complex on par with preteen otherkin furry artists on Deviantart, and her inability to stem her autism got her the boot. But Sabrina knows how to play the game, and her influence is far more insidious.

oh, and her
>"IM OBNOXIOUS AND SCREAM A LOT AND CALL ART "MEEP MORP"
is a personality?

>Sabrina Cotugno

Turn Eclipsa into a that will never be forgotten

she felt tall

What would the Gems think of Death Grips? Would any of them have favorite songs/albums?

Into a what now?

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It would be extremely painful.

would you kiss her on the gem Yea Forums?

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Perifags are all diagnosed autists, every last one of them. They're worse than bronies.

Eclipsa was supposed to be a villain, but the fans like the character so much that the character went to nothing

but most perifags hated that and like her old personality better.

hell yes
>looks in the mirror
absolutely.

I like Peridot as evil maniac out to absord life essence and as turbo autistic doritogremlin, if she stays at least a little on model, unlike the fuckin gemlet episodes

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She's a big gem

post yfw you realized peridot is the only CG who actually cares about earth.

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Doesn't Amethyst also care about it?

more than the other CG's, but her care is basically " i was born here so i guess i'll defend it". if she wasnt born on earth or was taken with the rest of the quartz's after the war, odds are she wouldnt give two fucks.

You forgot Steven

steven is human, he doesnt count. we're talking gems who care about earth, and peridot is the only one.

Steven is a mutt, and the original claim was about being the only CG, not gem.

fair enough, i intended for the comment to be about the gems specifically. my bad.

>How do you feel?
>lied to

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Shes referring to gregs dick

Bitch
Bitch
Bitch

Did you get to see her feet?

I wanna eat Eclipsas butt while she plays with her switch

Is English your second language?

A little of column A, a little of column B.

He wasn't always like this. Something happened to him

You mean goddess.

>it takes 2 hours to cremate with today's technology
This has always bothered me and is a shitty argument, that implies that the nazi's took care and gave a shit about carefully cremating the jews, when in reality they just gassed them, quickly swept their bodies into a cart and dumped them into a shallow grave in the woods with Lye.
If you crammed 150 jews into a shower, and only had 20 guards working those guards could realistically clear out 20 jews in a minute. 20 jews a minute means it only takes like 17 or so minutes to clear out the gas chamber and get it ready again.

This also assumes that all the deaths were infact in the camps, when in reality Starvation, the trains, and unhealthy conditions were the cause of the most casualties in the holocaust. Same shit happened with Mao and Stalin, hell the Soviet Famine only lasted a year and over 1 million people died because of it, which means those numbers if we combine everything, from randomly gunning down groups of jews for funsies, starvation, poor conditions, infection, gas chambers, over exhaustion, ect. actually adds up.
but don't let /pol/ see this post

She meant like this

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How do I give le gold for this post?

>Not understanding what it means to feel big
Who would have thought a steven universe fan would be autistic.

>Tfw had a dream the other night about getting to fight Jasper on the beach.
Shit was fun, glad everybody's having fun crystal dreams.

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Did you win?

Peridot is a better love interest for Steven than Connie

I was winning for awhile because of dream powers but once I got hit in the face I ended up waking up. She literally punched me conscious.

You gotta go back for round two tonight. Remember, keep 70% of your weight on your back foot and fully extend your punches.

sadly they wont do it

Pussies

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If I fucking could I would user, you have no idea how many dream-fights I've had interrupted by waking up.

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It made her feel like she was being a better person by apologizing. She doesn't fully understand human's that well by this point so the best way she could think of expressing her feelings was to say that she felt bigger.

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Learn to lucid dream, it's real easy and the perfect way to get your own back. Even if it wasn't easy, no amount of effort should put you off from finally finishing everything you started.

youtube.com/watch?v=QesaRyrFALU

Not exactly the same thing but I had a dream I got to meet Sugar and Zach

Based and truthpilled

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Bro, you bet.

BIG ASS

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Peridot's stunted size is a constant reminder of her self-assigned flaws, and it's why she's desperate for her limb enhancers. By feeling big, she's asserting that she feels whole, and that she is comfortable with herself.

Pre-midget Peridot era had some nice stuff. Too bad no one draws tall Peri anymore.

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Checked

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Peridot belongs with steven

Bitch

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>you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this

So what is this meme? I'm seeing it almost exclusively in SU threads and I just dont get it. People just spam bitch at like half the thread, and it never gets any (You)s but people keep doing it anyways.

"So what happens if I take off that shirt?"
"It would be extremely painful, it's melded to my body."
"Aw, you're a small girl."
"For Steven!"

I would really like all the little shits who whine about Rose not being fucking Sun Tzu to explain how she should have done it.

>Aw, you're a small girl."
Imagine someone says this to peridot before picking her up, ripping off her clothes and sticking their dick into her as she squeal ha ha imagine
i wish someone like peridot would notice my state of mind and how im five minutes close to jumping off a bridge and give me happy comfort sex

It's just one very autistic guy who's having a special moment.

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Based lapis hater dabbing on worst gem and her fans.

Making Rose a flawed antihero was an interesting move. Too bad they didn't exactly plan this out and made it up as they went along, making her look worse and worse.

youtu.be/zI4juDLV-mo

Worst JoJo, worst arc, best villain

Pucci literally did nothing wrong

Bitch

Its called a schizoposter

How about instead of hoping someone 'notices' you actually go see a doctor or therapist or talk to anyone in real life? If the alternative is suicide, the sky is the limit. That's the only upside of the prospect of suicide: you get to try anything, since if it doesn't work out you won't be worse off.

'Someone notices'... not how that works, user. You don't get sex because you need it or because you think you need it. It's not a charity thing.

"Here, take my misery, I'd like some happiness in return."

>She looks terrible

I know, right? She only saved the Earth from absolutely certain doom in a way nobody else could or would have.

Flawed antihero saves the fucking world. Movie at ten.

>How about instead of hoping someone 'notices' you actually go see a doctor or therapist or talk to anyone in real life?
My therapist cant see me until early august at lesst and i already havent seen her for three weeks. Im at the end of my rope here alright it was just a lousy fetish shitpost user

It's every picture of Lapis specifically.

I'm a pearl girl(male) myself. I just wanted to draw out the autist to prove my point.
Absolutely, unequivocally, and ehh...I don't know. I'd rate President Valentine higher.
Before this derails into JoJo (and JoJo is for faggots contrarians), who else is sad that the fanart output for SU has largely dried up? These threads, and the verboten general, used to be full of fresh OC but now it's the same pictures posted over and over again. I'm as guilty as anyone else of contributing to the problem, of course, but still. Does me a sad.

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>nursing a scared and injured peridot back to health

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How did 'bitch' become a pejorative, anyway?

>picking her up and impaling her on your dick
>shes to small to do anything other than wiggle around uselessly

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>My therapist cant see me until early august at lesst

Even if you're at the end of your rope? Again, if your life is at stake...

It became associated with Lapis

i love ian but what the actual fuck was he thinking here

>melded to her body
no it isnt

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Yeah its fucked, on top of that my psychiatrist wont give me a new med because he wants me to go to occupational therapy even when the med i was just on was giving me splitting headaches. Im thinking of getting a new one.

Post turtle
Penis midget

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>"'Someone notices'... not how that works, user. You don't get sex because you need it or because you think you need it. It's not a charity thing."

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Either that or Garnet was not fucking around and Perry's expression is mainly caused by excruciating pain.

Dogs have certain attributes we've characterized them with that are negative (submissive, cowardly, whiny, dependent, slavish), and women, well, that's self-explanatory. Combine the two, add a dash of a hard CSH! sound at the end, and you've got the perfect cuss word.

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i dont know user, last time i dumped some good peridots i got banned for a few days, would rather avoid not being able to post.

Yeah - I don't understand the 'fat man with a hat' reference.

but it CAN be taken off, its not melded to her body.

Explain that image to me right now or I'll kill you

>curvy form

Very cute, too bad about the poorly defined feet and chain.

No moral issues since this is clearly fantasy roleplay - probably with Amethyst* posing as an Agate.

>TFW this is their contribution to a charity drive and everybody is feeling incredibly awkward

*Would Amethyst, though? Pearl might.

you have to be over 18 to post user.

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So is skin. In my experience, ultimately anything turns out to be detachable.

peridot is canonically curvy as hell

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I am 45 years old, user.

Chronologically. Emotional development: approximately equivalent to age 16 and likely to stay that way until I die. Isn't autism wonderful?

..Sometimes it is.

nigga, garnet lifted her up, if someone grabbed you by some lose skin and pulled you up, your skin wouldnt just tear off that easy, you can clearly tell her jumpsuit is just regular clothing.

She isn't but I do like her that way

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Also that's not even the only case where a gem's clothing came off of them. It happens all the time

yes she is, when shes drawn on model. you can clearly see she has super wide hips, she is curvier than amethyst even.

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yea, like when amethyst cracked her gem and garnet pulled her shirt down. im pretty sure the "melded to my body" was just some shit zuke made up.

I'm not going to be here forever user. You're going to have to learn to work things out for yourself.

Her legs are spread there

spreading your legs doesnt change your hip to waist ratio.

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Yes it does. Your hips are low enough that having your legs apart increases hip width. And also it very clearly does in how they draw SU, which is all that's relevant

For god's sake. Hands!

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it doesnt change it enough to be a really noticeable difference, she has wide hips in the show, you can clearly see this in scenes when she still has limb enchancers.

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Stop shitposting, she has hips.

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the camera is to high up for spread legs to affect her hips, the difference wouldnt be noticable in these screencaps

And she knows how to use them.

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Is it wrong to smah?

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youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

>who else is sad that the fanart output for SU has largely dried up?
It had its time. All good things must come to an end

god i miss limb enhancer peri

>Smallposting

maybe the movie/new season will hopefully renew intrest.

It's almost like he was speaking in generalities and not giving an unbreakable rule with no edgecases or something

its still an insanely stupid thing to say.

Pale white moon shines down on Colorado
Hide my dirty secrets down here in the shadows
Where the quaking aspens tremble in the snow
Haul me up the hillside, hold me high and let me go

Let me fall right through my own roof like a meteorite
Let the world and all its wonders leave me to my toys tonight
And my ninety six inch television screen
Let me die, let me die, surrounded by machines

High winds knocked the power out last night
But I've got my own supply here all my windows blaze with light
And the light spills through the windows to the empty plane below
Finds nothing but some trees and six fresh feet of snow

And I find a broadcast station that's signed off for the night
And the static floods the speakers in glorious black and white
On my ninety six inch television screen
Let me die, let me die surrounded by machines

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Yeah. Not only is it not good as an ironclad rule, it's not even good as a rule of thumb. It's just wrong

Peri best Gem, always

>almost no new fanart for Peridot new form
How bad is it?

just look it up
its pretty bad

Kinda sucks

My knowledge of boarders is slipping. Is that Raven's Lapis?

Berhaps

Peri > Ame > Lapis > Garnet > POWER GAP > Jasper > Pearl

Anyone else hyped for tomorrow

If you're ranking the gems from worst to best then you're spot on, if you're ranking from best to worst it should be
Pearl > Jasper > POWER GAP > Garnet > Lapis > Amethyst > Perisnot

It would be hard for me to do something like this because it's so apples to oranges

Why?

Spbp

Peridot's peridick grew six sizes that day.

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Why does her "crystal gems" shirt have a diamond authority insignia on it?

>Steven is a fucking abomination
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>Hey amethyst, you’re defective
>WOW DUDE WHAT THE FUCK TOO FAR

>say things that are rude but are obviously wrong
>then say something that's too real

>obviously wrong

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amethyst is a bitch, what else is new.