ITT:We talk about how great it would be to have Kamala as a girlfriend
ITT:We talk about how great it would be to have Kamala as a girlfriend
I'd love to force her to go to harlam late at night wearing a skimpy bikini and seeing how long before she gets raped by black thugs
I’d like to breed her and have her move in .
Only if you like fisting
That won't happen because will save her and she'll then proceed to get bred by him with BLACKED.com tier BBC
You won't have to ask her twice.
another kamala thread...who make these? this character sucks
alas you'll never be able to enjoy a christmas ham with her at the family get together.
or kiss her without her brother trying to kill you both because purple man got bored this week.
and of course she's always ditching you on a date to play hero.
t. Flyover shithole
Harlem is Disneyland now, nigga
>ITT:We talk about how great it would be to be Sam Alexander
Did they ever kiss or go on a date?
In my fan fiction they did.
In canon they have several hugs and hand-touches.
Gay
no it's not
>Yeah you might be taking her home tonight Sam but I'll always the guy there to hear her problems and be her shoulder to cry on when she says her dates penis was too big vagina again.So who's the real beta now huh?
I wanna say 60% of it being Bruno
Kamala is for stoning.
I want her mother more then Kamala
>Thanks so much for coming over to help set the camera Bruno this going to be so awesome!
>Yeah my best friends Sam and Miles will be over any minute.
>What'll we be doing?Oh just something special between friends
>Why do you look so nervous?
>Oh hey they're here!
>Oh don't worry Bruno I'll go ask if you can stay and watch!You might need to be in the corner or closet tho....
Have Sam and Bruno ever met?
I can't even be mad at that kinky shit.
Based.
she does not want boys, she wants men
ask for Khadreen or C(had)heb huna
No but I imagine if they did Bruno would get fucking MOGGED
It's some fucking autist who literally can't keep promoting his shitty waifu because he can't sleep if there isn't more than 5+ threads about her a day.
Bruno barely appears in the main "Ms. Marvel" ongoing. What makes you think he'd appear in any other series?
>Bruno holding Kamala’s stuff while she bangs Sam in a men’s restroom
>"Bruno come in please!"
>"Ye-yes Kamala"
>"Can you clean up this mess please me and Sam have to go stop rhino near Broadway street...?"
>"S-s-sure Kamala no p-problem"
>"Thanks you're the best!"
>Sam and Kamala leave laughing as Bruno starts taking out extra paper towels
Bruno will have it sparkling clean!
He really is
kind reminder that Bruno is endgame
You’d think so, wouldn’t you? But someone is gonna forget or make an au
Only in Wilson's narrative, and she's not around anymore.
>you now remember that you are a white infadel and have no chance of getting with a cute Muslim gf
Good. No polluting my Christian genes with a disgusting Saracen.
Not if we make her CONVERT
Exiles was written by Saladin Ahmed
and, guess who is writing her new run now?
Like I said, she's not around anymore, so Bruno's got no chance.
Is it Jesus?
But I don’t want to do that
let see about that
kek
Bruno keks still in denial
hey I just said that he will be with her at the end, until now who is winning is Dante in Rising
Kamala is for girls
Kamala is for doggy dicking from Lockjaw
Kamala is for girldick
Kamala is for everything of every species and gender except Bruno.
I want to convert her to Christianity and go to bible study with her.
Kamala is your daughter now.
Good job.
>guy I know starts talking about how he wishes we had a kamala khan movie
>this is a man who I know for a fact doesn't read comics
>decide to prove a point
>ask him what her powers are
>mumbles something about her being ms marvel and that's cool and changes the subject
I'm so fucking based. Also Kamala Khrap belongs in the trash.
Carol, fuck off
If Kamala is not for Miles, why she always in his room?
Looking to return the things he stole
he canonically has the biggest trashcan and she's trying to find the closest thing to her home she can.
What do you mean by "trashcan"
you know, the thing a youngman has in his room where he deposits garbage like kamala.
I'm still confused
if they did, kamala's parents would throw acid in her face for dating an infidel.
blackedfags are disgusting. keep your fetishization of your own inferiority to yourself.
My gf was mad when she found out that I was reading Ms. Marvel comics.
Why?
Because she thought I'm with her only because of she is Muslim
Tell her it's just a bonus
Why is this board so consistently awful? I used to think it was the general thread mentality lowering the post quality. But even after the purging of most general threads, we still have this bizarre bullshit on a constant basis. What's fucking wrong with you?
I don't believe you
Not true. I had a paki gf for 4-5 years. We just did BJs and handies for the first year or so before she was ok with sex, then we fucked like rabits.
I stuck with it because she was genuinely wonderful. Great girl. So sweet and caring. Miss her.
What Happened?
I fucked up majorly and cheated on her during a very rough patch we were having. Decided I didn't want her to have to deal with that, so I bit the bullet and used the rough patch as an excuse to break up.
She found out through my retard friend anyway and it did exactly what I thought it would, which was completely fuck up her ability to form healthy relationships with men. She's now an active part of her city's BDSM scene and can't hold a relationship, and I'm happily engaged to the latina girl I cheated on her with.
The bad people in that situation won. I don't know what that says about the world.
>Wanting Logan's sloppy seconds
Just don't ask her for cosplay stuff
>not wanting Logans sloppy seconds
Those issues were great.
She can shapeshift into any girl
She is literally the perfect GF
I'd her to shapeshift into her mom
This happens annoyingly often. My last GF had her bf of 5 years cheat on her and she was a mess. I had to break it off with her after 3 months because she couldn't trust me for shit.
The world blows.
My poor choices with her caused me very deep suffering and self hate for a long time. The rough patch itself was caused by me, though unintentional, not giving her the attention and love she deserved. It still remains my biggest regret.
We were very young, though, and I learned how to not fuck up a relationship and moved passed it. I hope she does, too, and is able to find happiness with another man.