Itt cannon /ss/ moments

itt cannon /ss/ moments

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if she wanted to be a princess shes out of luck because Tiana married the crowned prince and when Naveen takes the throne his little brother will no longer be a prince and will be a duke or something

I mean, that's not exactly true. There are traditions to such things but a king or queen can largely do whatever they want with titles.

Quit trying to lewd an innocent moment.

Save it for actual ss moments, fag.

Best girl

We must protect the cute brown bois from wh*te shedevils.

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no

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Dad of the year right there.

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true dat

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Weird this follows a very Shad formula. But it's actually drawn good

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why isn't she using her tongue to wash him?

She only does that during their private washtimes

>nicole will never groom you with her sandpapery tongue

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do you think gumball took a big whiff of her snatch while under her skirt?

Jean used her Phoenix powers to travel back in time and /ss/ with Scott.
...While Chuck watched.

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He was licking her panties and humping her leg

Oh Savino, I wish you were right.

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now, he had to acquire that taste over time of course

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Is the one with a girl in a booth out yet? For free, I mean.
It was either vydia or karaoke.

Girl of the year for going through with it, more like.

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/sss/

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oh right this happened

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>take off your clothes

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in The Crown, they always refer to Queen Elizabeth II's sister as Princess Margret. It seems like people have many titles. e.g. Queen Elizabeth's husband was "Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh" He was simultaniously the duke of edinburgh and the prince-consort.

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Can't you read? OP said /ss/ moments

Bitches love Spider-Man

Fuckin furries...

i love this dude's art, but i wish he had more serious art

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bitch is getting paid its just a job for her

Titles can be strange. Marrying into royalty doesn't make you a prince or princess, but marrying a noble who is a duke/duchess, lord/lady, etc typically does pass on the title.
Except when the ruling monarch says otherwise.

Real life examples, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge is married to the born-commoner Catherine Duchess of Cambridge. But his mother was born the daughter of a Viscount so when she married she became Princess Diana of Wales.
Prince Philip was already royalty when he married Queen (then Princess) Elizabeth, but had he not been he would still have become Prince-Consort. He will never become King though, as the consort is not allowed a greater title than the monarch, but Catherine is likely to become Queen-consort.

What the sh$%?

>that teacher who literally had a crush on dexter

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Here's to you, Mrs. Robinson.

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Heh

>Just rewatched this movie today
>saw this scene
>jokingly thought about making a Yea Forums thread about /ss/ featuring this
>come on later and there is one
I'm concerned that this site has gained direct access to my brain.

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Depends on the Monarchy; sometimes children of kings, no matter the generation, are considered princes. The king's second born son could be prince, and then that king could pass on his throne to his first son, and him to his first son, and the second son of the first king would still be a prince despite being the 3rd king's great uncle.

This is one of the few actual canon moments here. That along with Tom and that Scottish princess from Gargoyles are the few that i can remember.

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>haha wouldn't it be funny if there was a boarder who wanted to fuck Arnold? Imagine the situations haha

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wish he was my dad as a kid, would have lost my virginity a lot sooner.

All I see there are two consenting adults, user. Please remove this at once, it's contrary to the thread's intention

Yea, eat shit reddit

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Felix isn't a child.

Time really is a circle

Don't as SS until the fucking happens

How could she be 'jailbait'? She's 240 years old!

but only 14 in earth years

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That's also his aunt

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Wait what

>That along with Tom and that Scottish princess from Gargoyles are the few that i can remember.

Hey, she waited for him to grow up before fucking him. The alternative was to fuck that incel loser mage. Worth the wait.

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Lucky

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>lolicon_defence_force.jpg

I mean that is her future husband, she has every right to.

>ywn be a hung shota who gets /ss/'d regularly by his big tiddy milkmaid sis

why even live?

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What? Did she break off some of the unbreakable lasso of truth? Huh?

I can't find this in English.

Search "Melons of Wrath" in desuarchive and you'll find a scanlation.

MCU Spiderman only likes black chicks.

>not quickly stuffing that piece of rope in her mouth and asking her if she likes shota cock

Thanks big man

How about something rarer,
Canon /ll/ moments

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what dis

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Tell me Yea Forums... ever had any /ss/ experiences ?

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The Ant Bully, movie from 2006

Kys self inserter

I'm not into /ss/ but I'll share this story
>Be 9
>On a school trip to Russia of all places
>Get told to buddy up because we're going on a tour bus around St Petersburg
>Have no friends so I'm alone of course
>Teacher tells me to sit by this pretty blonde woman, as there were no other spaces
>She brightens up at the sight of me, introduces herself (I forget her name)
>She's Russian but her English is good, talks to me about my school trip, and how she's a tourist here too
>After a while of talking, she hands me a Guide Book which is all in Russian
>Inside, she wrote on a blank page "To user, have a great time in Russia ;) xxx"
>I specifically remember the winky face and kisses for some reason
>Teacher notices, reads the note, and moves me to another seat
>Confiscates the book, never see it again
>Gain a rep in school for being popular with Russian women

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Little dragon and white pony in a S2 episode.

Why would Anyone care about what's in your brain? don't let it KEep you UP at night.

What was your favorite episode of Black Cat & Black Kitten TAS?

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The one where Black Kitten was captured by every female villain and tied up in increasingly humiliating ways before Black Cat saves him at the end of the day
Basically every episode

Spoilers, that ain't a kid. Just a creepy grown man.

What's happening here?

youtube.com/watch?v=j-giV5oYxOk

He's 23.

'C'mere. Just a little taste.'

More or less?

Does it count if you're in your forties and the woman is, like, seventy?

No, that’s just age difference. It’s not /ss/ if there’s no shota involved

>Does it count if you're in your forties and the woman is, like, seventy?
No it definitely doesn't, that's just being sad sick cunt.

You haven't read much Benjamin Franklin, have you?

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Ol' Benjy was the original anonymous sadfuck.

he isn't?

Is this a Phoenix Wright reference?

What show is this? I love how bouncy and expressive the animation is.

Kinda reminds me of how the characters moved in '90s Disney shows whenever their Australian studio did the episode.

>Ruel in the back
BRAAAAAAAP

>What show is this?
Geronimo Stilton, I think.

>Imagine the situations

I would rather imagine what happens when Arnold's grandparents figure out why Lana is giving him all those "chores" in her apartment.
They would obviously do what needs to be done when Arnold isn't there to see it, so she would be gone by the time he got back from school.

I could see the story get really fucking grim. Worse than Pigeon man. Attempted suicide by overdose prior to police arriving.

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No retard. Do you also think Mickey is a child?

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>like, seventy?
no, but do go on.

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It's a wonder that it didn't turn me onto /ss/, but I think I was just oblivious back then and thought she was a friendly stranger. I do remember my teacher looking quite concerned at the book, so I think there may have been something else written I didn't see, which is why she confiscated it from me.

I've posted this story before but it still haunts me to this day... and I think I'll never be okay.

>Be 13
>Become really good friends with 18 year old girl
>We talk a lot, and spend lots of time together
>We become very close
>Have to move far away
>Tell her I'm moving away
>She is visibly sad, and starts acting weird from then on
>Finally move away
>A couple of weeks later get an email from her
>Basically tells me that she misses me, and that she always had a crush on me, that she likes me a lot but never dared say anything because of our age gap
>Ends the mail saying she regrets never telling me before, and that we would have made a great couple, and lots of other depressing stuff

The pic sums perfectly how I felt back then, and how I still feel to this day.

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For fucks sake one of the zombies is just ramming his fingers up the lead chick's snatch in the middle of the fight scene, thats just gratuitous.

Also for a creator that wastes so many pages having his characters filibuster on the greatness of female empowerment and wicca I think the dude has a major ryona fetish.

There's a big chance she actually wrote something naughty on the book, but there's also the chance that your teacher was simply a huge cunt.

I mean, you know how fucking teachers are.

>be in charge of a kid in a foreign country
>it's a fucking slavshit country to boot
>random foreign person acts too close to the kid
>somehow you're a cunt for stepping in and making sure the kid doesn't get lured in and probably kidnapped for sexual slavery
That situation wasn't leading to forbidden love. At most it was leading to a life of taking it up the ass by fat slavs.

Find her, user. The age difference won't matter now.

The weird thing I thought was that the book was in Russian. I was quite clearly an English kid, so I have no idea why she would give me a tourist guide that I couldn't understand, unless it was to give me message. My teacher's did act quite swift to move me away too.

>>Confiscates the book
WTF
Bitch

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The more I think on it the stranger it does seem. This was about the early 2000s and apparently Russia wasn't an entirely safe place at that point in time, we only went because one of our teachers managed to twin our school to one in St Petersburg. Also why the fuck was the girl on her own on a tour bus. Shit you've got me paranoid now.

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Italians man... they're weird like the French.

Clearly the teacher also wanted user and had to get rid of any competition.

The way his expression changes throughout the whole thing really sells it.

Choose one of these options:

1-The girl wrote something cute or maybe dirty as a joke, your teacher overreacted.
2-Your teacher is a dirty minded piece of shit, the girl was just trying to be nice and the teacher with her morbid imagination misinterpreted everything
3-The girl was an actual prostitute, but she was just being nice to you, no bad intentions or anything, and the teacher overreacted.
4-Girl wanted to trick you into getting down with her so she could sell you to some shady guys for *insert something horrible here*

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I tried to find her several times, but she's completely gone.
No facebook, no twitter, no mail ...nothing.

I wonder if she's okay, but I'm pretty sure she has completely forgotten me by now.

I'll just post a happy /ss/ pic to take my mind off the sadness.

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>at that point in time
On a tangent, a friend of a relative of mine was on a European cruise that docked in a Russian city.
A member of the group she was with just up and disappeared when they toured it. None of the crew noticed, even as they left without any delays.

Could your relative get me Liam's number?

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False - you remain a prince unless you abdicate your position. Because in the event that, for example, Tiana, Naveen, and any children they have were killed, his brother would become the heir to the throne.

Helga on suicide-watch.

God she is so underrated

....That seems excessive. Twenty fucking years?

On the other hand, kid was thirteen.

Based dad
If your father hasn’t bought you a prostitute then he doesn’t really love you.

Let me guess, your teacher was a fuggly American women. Right?

I suppose it's the dedication to it, it wasn't a one off thing and she had been sending the kid sexts and nudes for a while. Also the fact that his parents suspected something makes me think it was actually messing him up somehow.

Middle aged English woman who was really tan, wasn't attractive if that's what you're thinking

Honestly I think 13 is too young for boys and girl. I only started masterbating at 24

>I only started masterbating at 24
Jesus christ were you raised in a monastery or something

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The fuggly part doesn’t really matter all that much, attractive women can still be jealous of other attractive women.

It's the kind of sentence you'd want to see for a dad or coach molesting a prepubescent kid, but oddly enough those fucks get like five years and probation. Probably because prison can't make any money incarcerating them, since they get killed so quickly which just costs the prison more money in investigations.

Some of us just aren't that horny user, I started when I was around 17.

I just never had to masterbate at younger ages because I was fucking my teacher

I went with my dad to a strip club and it was kinda like that but it was weird how everyone stared when I had to help him home after he got way too fucking plastered. was not 18.

...What a wonderful world.
Prisons run by companies.

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shit fucks up boys.
but if you were like me at that age you were already fucked.

.....niicce

it's ok if a woman grooms a kid

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It's best when one or both aren't expecting it.

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Didn't some rapper make a song that describes this scenario and black people thought it was 2deep4u

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What?

more than twice by the same person.

Linda Park-West doesn't agree with you.

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This is it youtube.com/watch?v=qggxTtnKTMo

...Mostly.

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S O U R C E

what a shitty look out!

Oh yeah... such a cheerful song.

Are you even male?

That’s -extremely- rare outside of cases wherein abuse/asexuality/etc happen.

>goes full incest in sequel
>art is really simplistic compared to the first

Saying its really simplistic is being too merciful, its complete shit.

I didn't jerk off until my senior year of high school.

I wasn't ready for what awaited me. Thought I was going to fucking die.

I'm worse than him
I've never fapped
I'm 38

Where is this from?

I'm still like that with women and i'm far from being a teen. Are hormones really that bad?

haha fucking REKT

nigga are you going for an award of some shit? just do it

>Dude has no arms

You can just ask someone, user. They will understand.

if he has sex he doesn't have to fap
but if he's never fapped or had sex, leave him in peace. That man is clearly a living saint, and has the ability to heal the lame and sick

hes playing the long con, working the hints on the qt who types his posts for him.

>mfw I thought I was a big deal because I'm 29

I don't think it's that much worse in terms of look, but Paul doesn't have backgrounds or faces most of the time and Melons upped the detail in certain situations where Paul never does. Paul just feels lazy.
Also the sister wasn't buff like she was in the ending of Melons

I lost my virginity at 29 to a hooker

neighbors older sister taught me about the birds and the bees for 8 years before we got found out and she got locked up in a psychiatric care facility

...Did she get out?

Also: that is fucked up.

Which still does not explain why you do not masturbate. It marginally lowers your odds of contracting prostate cancer later in life, you know.

....How even do you not masturbate?? What do you do if you get an erection? Just be like "Oh, I guess that's a thing" and read the newspaper or peel potatoes or rearrange your butterfly collection until it goes down?

How about wet dreams?

Details!!!
Give us more details !

>Which still does not explain why you do not masturbate. It marginally lowers your odds of contracting prostate cancer later in life, you know.

Do you think I'm the kind of guy who wants to be around "later in life"?

>How even do you not masturbate?? What do you do if you get an erection? Just be like "Oh, I guess that's a thing" and read the newspaper or peel potatoes or rearrange your butterfly collection until it goes down?

Maybe depression killed most of my sex drive and I got used to it.

I pretty much just wait it out, yeah. I'm not sexless, I watch porn and stuff (hence why I'm in this thread)

>How about wet dreams?

Yeah I get those on occasion. First one was at 18.

Dude, you gotta give us a source, that pic is rad as fuck!

user im sry, but hey you never know what the world might throw at you, you just might meet her tomorrow.

Mac and Frankie, i'm shocked no one brought it up.

Erections go away with a minimal amount of physical exercise to redirect the blood flow. I favor balancing on one foot.
I've had wet dreams since I was a young teen. Still do on an average of about once a month. Incredibly annoying.

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I started at 17 because my gf taught me how.
I imagine it'd be easy not too if you never start.

The series is Geronimo Stilton, I think that's probably his aunt Thea.
Though I think the worst thing is that her hair isn't real there

Thanks user.
Here, have a funny /ss/ as a sign of gratitude.

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>art is really simplistic compared to the first
that's what happens when you spend less time on your art and more time jerking off to it. baka

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>Also the sister wasn't buff like she was in the ending of Melons
she could still kick ass, tho.

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You don't say...even better.

Had a babysitter when I was younger who let me lick her tits on two different occasions.

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You think if you come out of these situations enjoying it, could be the reason one would like Straight Shota?

That's an adult man, you idiot.

I wish I knew how to draw. I would be drawing big anime tities girls all day

I always mistake this woman for Helga’s psychologist.

>tfw no porn comic with this scene, except seeing his real age just turns her on more

>first wet dream at 18
user that's not normal at all. You didn't start having nocturnal emissions until you passed the age where they're supposed to happen, especially if you're not masturbating or getting laid. You may unironically have a chemical imbalance.

I started at 14 but I couldn't figure out how to consciously cum until I was 16.
I would just find something hot and start pumping away for a bit, but after 15-20 minutes I would still be hard but nothing else would happen. So I would just get bored and switch to some youtube video. I legit just didn't know what it felt like to be close to orgasm, so I couldn't recognize the feeling for a while. I still had wet dreams during this time, so I knew that I COULD cum, I just didn't know how to make it start.

I knew by 12 but thought it was for losers; ended up accidentally getting myself off at 15 and have been doing it at least twice a day since.

she looks like this

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whote?

>implying she wears pantsu

I had a dreamory about the The Critic Ross Perot sketch, and the next day there was a Yea Forums thread about it
because he ran outta batteries

There's a real art to limited animation mostly centered around expression changes and eyes moving around. How does this show do it so dang well? I've seen a few hentai flash artists doing it too but that's it.

>government employee confiscating your property
looks like you're not the only one who got something from the trip to Russia

>It’s not /ss/ if there’s no shota involved
BUT loli x shota is still /ss/ and we need more of that because it's sweet and wonderful

Similar to this, babysitter except we're together now.

That's because you've been on here too long.

I used to be able to say "hey it worked out for letourneau" but then they broke up after like a decade of presumed and highly-justifying happiness

First of all, no woman would ever react this way
Secondly, you can't tell a teenager's age by looking at their face. he could be up to fucking 29 and I defy you to tell

Plenty of us were adults before we hit our teens. Obviously there's going to be late-bloomers too
If we were more open about sharing our puberty, sexual maturity, etc, we'd have a better handle of the natural range instead of freaking out at all of it.

better get learning then

>ywn have a hot neko milf puke on your dick
why go on, lads?

Nah

Anyone old enough to remember those guys that'd go from school to school putting on puppet shows about "stranger danger" and "bad touches"? I specifically remember being given a booklet where in it, it had a mini-comic that showcased an /ss/ scenario.
>boy goes to his teenage babysitter's house, per his parent's instructions
>she's home, but she's about ready to take a shower so she tells the boy he can do whatever while she bathes
>he's watching TV when he suddenly gets called up to the bathroom
>she's standing in the hallway wearing nothing but a towel
>she flashes him and tells him if he'd like, he could touch her
And then it went and explained what you're supposed to do when you're in that situation. I remember this because me and my friends looked around at each other dumbfounded, like "Why WOULDN'T you take the chance to fondle some boob? That kid's fucking retarded."

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ta777371

Noticing a theme in this guys work...

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That shit has fucking destroyed two generations, plus brainwashed the previous one. As usual, the real facts about all of the stories being manufactured, that most of the people 'kidnapping' kids are just their parents, all of that gets ignored.. the danger of mistrusting everyone, the harm it does to kids to literally never touch other human beings ... can't report on that, or you get the mistrust look from everyone.. even if those people are themselves only going along with it to keep the torchforks out of THEIR asses.

You could now say it worked out for Macron

Honestly, I'm shocked no one's posted this sooner.

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we like it to be HAPPY.
though honestly of all the horrible ways you can hurt someone, sex is better in some ways and worse in others, averaging out to just basically the same as any assault.. except usually less physically damaging, depending.
This isn't fun to discuss, this is why it's best if theyre happy.

the extremely mixed french president who's like half sensible half socialist?

Honestly even Melons was kinda lazy. compared to La décharge mentale or any of his colored comics.

The alternatively you could be the woman who was predatory to a child, marry same child and watch the same child become one of the most powerful men in France

so he's got a super old wife he got with while he was just a wee baguette?
good for him. hopefully that stands as an example to people there. not that everyone should, or even a large number, but you can't just suggest NOBODY should do it.

If they had actually planned to go the serious route and had Lana learn her lesson, Hey Arnold is one of the few cartoons I could see handling the topic well.

yeah, and she'd only need to wait like a year.

As I remember, it was Wally turned into a teenager, many couples that would not matter to him.

You can't really blame the teacher in that situation; when you're working with kids you have to totally cover your ass or you'll be accused of negligence. And of course you're fucked in the long term in that rare case that the friendly-seeming lady turns out to be a sex offender.

Nothing sexual but my sister's and mom's friends used to hug me/kiss me on the cheek a lot and gush about how cute I was. Now that I'm a fat ugly adult I really miss that kind of attention.

Yes, I do not think some women care about having sex with their rejuvenated husband, he's still her husband.

Girls in that situation get REALLY dramatic and tend to say that sort of thing.

I'm sure she honestly felt like you'd make a great couple, but you were a 13-year-old kid; if she'd actually tried a relationship, realistically there's no way it would've worked out. Honestly, it almost definitely would've ruined the nice friendship you once had.

She was just being a sentimental hormonal teenager, you shouldn't feel like you missed the chance for love & happiness. Not trying to be cynical here, but you should cheer up. (I can understand that impact really tearing you apart when you were 13 though; that'll leave a mark.)

edit or?

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canon. no edit

oh bullshit, there's no telling how compatible or incompatible two people of the same age will be. it's only marginally less likely if there's a gap. A much bigger compatibility gap would be being from different countries or even states, but you don't see people forbidding that
well you do, but then those people get shouted down

> the kind of sentence you'd want to see for a dad or coach
Being a woman doesn't make child molestation less fucked up, user.

it's not as fucked up as you think. the only real damage that can be done besides the kind of psychological damage that, let's face it, 99% of people get now anyway, is damage to your orifices
hard to do that without a penis, unless she's using some kinda toy. and then that would be equally fucked regardless of her age.

Do you seriously wank every time you get an erection? That must be inconvenient.

when you wank regularly, you don't get the kind of urgent erections that refuse to leave you alone until taken care of. you also don't get wet dreams.

How old were the two of you?

>How does this show do it so dang well?
It's French, they know their cartooning skillz.

but it's totally different tactics than what regular cartoons require.. and honestly aside from coproductions, I can't think of any particularly special-looking french cartoons from the hand-drawn era. mostly it just looks like british cartoons

I can only speak from my experience, but I'm glad that most teachers I know are adamant about what bullshit "stranger danger" is, and how teaching kids to be afraid of all strangers doesn't help anything.

holy shit, are things turning around again?

It's not a matter of compatibility, it's a matter of teens being immature and really bad at handling relationships. And that challenge gets even harder if one is just transitioning into their teen years with all the awkwardness and confusion that come with that, AND the other is just transitioning into adulthood.

I mean there's a tiny chance that it could've worked out in pure fairy tale happiness, but again, realistically that wouldn't happen.

that's hardly universal, and the more you say it, the truer it becomes, and the longer in life it takes people in general to get with the program.
People live up to what's expected of them, and rise tot he occasion to prove their maturity as long as you acknowledge it when they do.
The chance of success is tiny, but so is the success of any and all relationships.
and nowadays adulthood doesn't even happen for most people, ever. Chances are this older teen girl was just as immature, or the two could have figured this out for themselves within the first moments spent together.

>besides the kind of psychological damage that, let's face it, 99% of people get now anyway
So if suffering is common, no one should be punished for inflicting that suffering? Got it.

That's when you try out a different system. Maybe go back to the last one that worked. Which would be...
>thumbs through the calendar
Oh. Back when teenagers regularly married and nobody divorced.
Point is have some perspective.

damn. cn has gotten much more lax with censorship than when I was a kid

youtube.com/watch?v=7hUCABH2up8
1:49 if you don't believe me

>People live up to what's expected of them, and rise tot he occasion to prove their maturity as long as you acknowledge it when they do.
You call someone else's idea "hardly universal" and not good enough, but then you say something completely idealistic and rose-colored like this? Clearly you know what you're talking about.

Are you saying people never divorced because they were happy, or are you saying the old system of marriage for life was flawed and so we should just roll with the present one?
You're putting more effort into acting cute than into making a point.

>supposed to be annoyed
>still sounds like he’s enjoying it

Well now all I know about gumball is this and the balloon blowjob scene. Thank you user

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here, have a split second pantyshot they did of the mom too

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>...Did she get out?
as far as I know she's still in there mainly because if she gets the other parents of the other boys would likely sue
most of the reasons of my likes and fetishes is due to trying to re-live the my experiences
started when I was 6 and she was 13. It was just grinding at first and letting me touch her since i didnt know you could put stuff in there till i was maybe 8 or 9

wheres the fucking sauce

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ITT

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Swain Art - The Secret

and that's a good thing!

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Would you be saying that if the teacher was a man fucking a 13 year old girl? Gender bias, dude.

I bet PC fucking knew he was a kid but was that desperate to fuck anything non-Bojack

Is it strange that I find the fact that she was married worse than the fact that he was 13?

To be cucked by a thirteen year old and to be married to a pedo is truly an awful thing to endure

Now imagine this with the sexes reversed.
>Hey kid... happy halloween!
>*unzips dick*

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I started at 10.
Has orgasms before I could produce cum.
So great to be able to run one out in bed without having the mess to deal with.
Good times.

>visible bush
M U H

No, despite being in the south I'm still a virgin all all ways but masturbation.

bro you're gonna get prostate cancer

Would charlotte be a good mommy wife? She has the body for it, but she seems a little hyperactive.

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weed get

>Attractive like mom
>Has her temper when provoked
>Big butt like her
>Despite Anais being the youngest of the siblings favors Gumball over her and Darwin
>Despite being 13 mom still bathes him occasionally
>Got the girl he likes
>Smart but lazy (Richards crap genes)

>no woman would ever react this way

Felicia is kind of a weirdo.

>Do you seriously wank every time you get an erection?

Good point.

>as far as I know she's still in there mainly because if she gets the other parents of the other boys would likely sue

....Wonderful.

Yeah, but twenty years??? For seduction, not violent rape? Murderers get less.

A theme I don't mind at all.

Wily the human is aged up to 14 but isn't the main focus and more of a rival, still has genius level intelligence but not as nerdy, doesn't still the spotlight anymore from other characters, can't jump back and forth from Earth to their dimension.

Wily gets himself stuck there due to his own arrogance and curiosity despite his parent's telling him the gate is untested.


That's all I can say good day user's

Nate attracted girls and boys. Jibanyan once tried to prank with Katie out of jealously.

This is the same episode with an anime fight scene, so it makes sense

Hmm based OP I might commission these two fucking.

>14
>come home to see a bunch of people from parents' work dringking and eating
>go to my room
>a 25 yo girl walks in starts asking some inane questions
>drags me to dance in main hall
>I'm shy as fuck just stand there
>she hugs me and we just sway there
>breaths in my neck, then starts kissing my cheek moving to mouth
>my first kiss was a girl twice my age munching on my toungue
>keep making out right there
>I'm still confused but fuck it, making out
>after some we stop
>eventually she leaves talking with her boyfirend on a phone, gives me a kiss on cheek before going
It was great at that time. Not sure what was her deal though. But now I realize what a thot she was and it has fucked up my perspective on girls a bit.

Go out there and do like a good southern brother does and fuck your mother/sister/aunt now

> I remember this because me and my friends looked around at each other dumbfounded, like "Why WOULDN'T you take the chance to fondle some boob? That kid's fucking retarded."
That shit seems hot in the moment but when you actually have it happen to you it genuinely fucks you up for life.

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They did this in your parents house? In the house of their colleague, to their colleagues child?

toddlers hump things , jack off, and even have dry orgasms

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>be young me around 7~10 yo I dont really remember
>forced to sleep with older cousin because no avaliable beds
>during the night feel my feet touching something fuzzy and wet
>"well lol whatever"
>go back to sleep
>several years later remember about what happened
was I raped?

I think so yeah.

I was molested/raped when I was 9 by my brothers 14 yr old tomboy gf, then by her aunt when she found out. Told my mother but she was a drunk and never believed me. My two brothers are the only ones who did, and tried to call the cops, but my mom stopped them, saying she didnt want her drinking buddy in jail. Not gonna lie, shit was cash even though I was too young to cum.

Your toe virginity was taken, I'm afraid.

why would you ever do that, and the reverse would be showing your pecs/abs

>7-8 years old
>Visit cousin with sis
>Cousin goes ''Hey let's play house!''
>I'm dad, cousin is mom, my sister is kid
>Immediately sends my sis to 'kindergarten'
>Lays me on the bed
>Shows me her vag and tits
>Lays on top of me
>Theactualshitishappening.mp4
>Legit didn't know why she showed me her shit and why she's crushing me, but I have a big peener for some reasong
>Starts rubbing up against me
>Lots of panting later, me still confused as fuck
>Sis comes back up saying she's bored as shit in 'kindergarten' and she wants to be mom now

That's it. Got cockblocked by my sis.
Idk if I'm cool with it, cause that experience is what gave me this shit fetish and I can't really look at my cousin the same way because of it. Not worth it desu. But at the same time I have fapped to it several times so... I must be cool with it to some degree.

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>you can get less for killing a person than for consensual sex with someone just because you're too far apart in age
Amazing. I wonder how the parents feel about taking away 20 years of someone's life, wonder how their son feels. This wasn't rape, they could have just talked to her and even gotten her to move to another town if they wanted too. Or gee, even just told their son to knock it off.

Do you remember yourself at 13? I'd kill for a pretty woman wanting my dick. There wasn't a single person that age from my friend group who hasn't seen at least a few pornos and wasn't dreaming of having sex with an older woman. Do you really think what she did (make a kid very happy and his parents upset) deserves 20 fucking years of her life as punishment?

Was this written by some sort of super-autist? What kind of mentally healthy woman would puke over being attracted to a 16 year old boy? That's fucking legal in most states!

Also there's lots of older ladies who still husbando characters who are teens (characters being the operative here)

Being diddled by your own dad or baseball coach before hitting puberty is most definitely more fucked up than being a hormonal kid getting to fuck the hot teacher you fantasise about.

The kind that until that moment thought she was running over rooftops with a muscle-bound late-20s MAN she might date, not some snotty-nosed kid in high school?

No. She didn't lose interest or facepalmed, she fucking puked. Meaning she had to find the very notion of being attracted to a 16 year old utterly disgusting.

I remember when I drew porn of this pic

don't forget, he also fucks her cute mussy friend and a japanese neko lady.

Link it, dummy.

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If you don't get nauseous at finding out the late-20s person you were flirting with is potentially young enough to land you in jail then there's something wrong with you.

i seen this dude at a NJ comic con recently
his line was so short, but it was no joke the longest wait i've ever seen for a lower tier artist.

there was a guy who waited like 4 hours to get something signed.

Fine, give me a min

Right here
m.imgur.com/J9NrjEL

Nice work.

Thanks!

>don't forget, he also fucks her cute mussy friend
how could I forget?

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Ay, it's Liquid. How come you haven't been drawing so much lately?

I’ve been having muse problems but I have been drawing here and there and posting to my discord server since tumblr had the porno purge

fix your filename

hababy got back

sucks

i can draw as much as i want, but i get disgusted at my lack of skill and stop dead in my tracks. i hate trying and spending like 1 hour making junk no one will like, especially me.

Well one things for sure. If you keep drawing, your work will get better. But if you don’t like your own work, you’ll never think it’s good enough. But don’t Let your personal feelings discourage you. It’s up to your audience to judge whether your work is good or not. Create your art and get an audience.

It's just practice, some people get a sense of how early on. You ever see those weirdos in highschool who draw dumb shit for the fun of it? In a sense it doubles as practice. You wanna let the weirdos get ahead of you and be paid for it?

Get yourself a baraag, that's what most people from pixiv are doing since the japs cracked down on censorship.

i do, i just keep at it.
im actually surprised i have almost 500 followers on twitter, i don't post much of my own art, just compliment others.

Reverse Image Search has abandoned us...

This...

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I was 20 (28 now) when I started masturbating. Never really felt I had a reason to do it beforehand.

Started watching hentai at 13 after reading Ranma½ and could spent hours each day browsing rule34 and hentai sites.
I would have wet dreams 4-6 times a week, so masturbation didn't feel necessary at all.

As a side effect of this, I have quite lucid dreams with a lot of control. The amount of things my dream self has stuck his dick in is beyond mere mortal comprehension

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I have one
baraag.net/@Liquidmark

But I suck at updating stuff.

What’s your handle? Where do you post?

source?

Amazing song

speaking of music, have a song with /ss/ vibes youtube.com/watch?v=M7Ed48EHqoE

I haven't noticed any censorship issues from pixiv, but then I'm smaller than smalltime. I only started using it (and baraag) because I finally did some OC /ss/ and paheal's only for fanart.

People didn't leave Pixiv because of censorship, pretty sure it was because they tried to claim everything posted on the site as their own or something.

Your completely right user, o masterbated young and it fucked me up completely, that and getting cohereced into sexual acts with a slightly older girl when I was growing up left me all fuck when it comes to sex

What’s with cousins and always being weird horny fucks, Mine straight up played doctor with my dick several times before I realized how fucker it was

cousins are the best. only recently and mostly in america did people start having a problem with cousins being together (largely to escape being labeled as uncouth, and to find some way to slam europeans. most false morality boils down to finding something to lord over others)

Well that's worrisome
was it not just the usual "we need to have the right to use copies of your work for promotion, because that's literally how a site works" thing that people always freak out about? but maybe filtered through their terrible translation..

>Filename
Kek

That's because it works that way when a woman marries in versus a man.

:)

It's a Puppetmaster comic.

Anyone got a stash of the shit he put behind a paywall?

>friend kept look out
say what you want, but this kid pre-meditated the sex. he knew what he wanted and what he was getting into. teens are dumb, not brain-dead.

You're a bad son & a bad person.

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I think this is the key to this whole thing, really.

in an even broader sense, men are wired to want validation of our looks from women. Society got it all really backwards at some point, but it doesnt work in that direction. and in the meantime, women have been trained to hate men that look good, only wanting effeminate little boys with no sign of masculinity.

My dick sure thinks so

JUST

Jesus I don't remember the art in this movie looking so gross

homo

Thanks for reminding me of this artist.
Just found the bathroom one again, shit is so cash.

Link? They took down most of the fanbox stuff on all the aggregate boorus.

Kemuri Haku on sad panda.

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Thanks.

That ant can't be that old, and I'm not sure /ss/ works if the "kid" is older than the woman.

first of all, of course it does. shota x loli is the best /ss/
secondly, it's not about chronology. it's about maturity.

>Despite Anais being the youngest of the siblings favors Gumball over her and Darwin

That's not true though, she expects both Gumball and Darwin to turn up dead eventually and banks on Anais making enough to maintain her and Richard when they're old.

>upset mad or frustrated
sure, pretty much a given
>enough physical disgust to vomit on the spot
Doubtful.
That's the kind of reaction to seeing mangled corpses the first time in person. Not finding out you nearly fell for jailbait.

>Do you seriously wank every time you get an erection?
Unless I'm looking at something sexual I usually only get erections twice a day max. The only time I get erections enough for them to be inconvenient is when I go without masturbating for like a week+.

....what happen to all the pictures?

Are these the only ideal couples?

She was like 15 and I was 10. I was always alone so I guess she felt pitty or something.
We mostly played zelda until one day
>she asked me If I ever kissed someone
>I told her that of course I didn't since I was still a kid
>spilled my spaggetti since I thought It was pathetic that I never kissed I girl
>she touched my hand
>tells me that she never kissed anyone either
>tells me to close my eyes
>I do
>suddenly I feels her lips pressed against mine
>I press her hand while my heart is going on like crazy
>kiss stops
>"that wasn't so bad"
>I don't know what to say so I just keep playing zelda
>She justs moves closer to me while she watch me playing
>we never talk about that again but we both feel more united than ever
>Never feel that feeling again with any other girl
Then we moved from that house and our friendship slowy ended, five years later I was told that she married at 21

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yeah if there's one lesson you'd think people would have figured out at this point from sitcom misunderstandings, it's that just because parents seem to dote more on one kid, that doesn't mean they think more of them. it might mean they think less, and think that kid needs more help, and the other one will be fine. See American Dad, Venture Bros, etc.
wish that was how it went with my family. My sister just got the pussy pass.

thanks brah

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how could it be both 'of course' and pathetic?
anyway that's a damn fine first kiss story. i hope mine ends up that nice.

What is this?

I think it's from the FLCL manga, but I'm not sure.

It was, I reversed image search. I didn't do it at first because I thought the image was too generic for the machine learning to pick its source.

is that fuckin haruko gettin kissykissy with naota? I need to read this

I don't think Americans ever disparaged Euros for being cousin-fuckers. That's always been exclusively a Southern thing, stop pulling shit outta your ass

I got it mixed up, what I meant was europeans were slamming americans for being uncouth, and americans started saying "nuh-uh, w-we don't even marry our cousins!" and everyone (particularly in the south) is like "wait, we don't?"
we weren't very good at that kind of shit. it was the same with how a lot of our history was invented, because having-history was this thing europeans took pride in.. but any idiot knew our country was only just made, so obviously nothing had happened yet.

It's such a shame the sequels had nothing to do with the two. I want to know what happened to Naota.

Why would Euros do that though, they've had a long history of incest among their elite and wealthy (a stereotype that still exists to this day)? I honestly think that the American elite copied the incest from them so that there can be a true noble/aristocratic class in America and people from the lower classes (as the lower classes in Europe did too) just thought they were weird and it eventually fell out of fashion. Now that's definitely something I just pulled out of my ass

right?
Most of the time I'm like... sequels (and especially prequels) don't NEED to go touch on everyone we know. especially if their story is over
but can you really tell me Naota would let all that shit happen in Nihon and not show up, bat in hand, to try to stop it? Can you honestly tell me he wouldn't be keeping an eye open for Haruko's return?
Maybe he was just really, really busy with the 3 kids he had with the fake-glasses cutie, and his job as a.... underwear model

>"HURR WHERE WERE THOSE TEACHERS WHEN ME IN SCHOOL? WHY I NO GET RAPED BY OLDER LADY???"

Pedos get the rope

okay you're not getting me, see
americans INVENTED new standards, in order to come out ahead. we've done it a million times. It's the same old "change the date of the new year, mock those who don't" pattern
americans reversed the typical direction of racetracks purely because it wasn't the european way. It's not about finding legitimate reasons to mock others, it's about doing things differently and trying to push the idea that your way is the obvious right one.
America had the whole "breeding doesn't matter, individual liberty does" but since good-breeding in europe often meant inbreeding, it was just another thing to get all uptight about
plus the whole eugenics movement brewing here.. which... really got out of hand, but had it had ANY science involved, and treated people kindly, would have been great.

Not everyone is as degenerate as you. Most well-adjusted adults would be a little squicked by the idea of fucking someone who isn't even old enough to drive yet.

Okay, nonce

Wish someone would make an Aunt Powergirl doujin or something

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I still have my pixiv, but yeah I prefer Baraag because it's without all the retarded censorship. If I didn't have some 7,000 followers on pixiv I'd probably forget it.

he's plenty old enough to drive
i mean he's a little shrimp, but she could see that through the spandex. in new york there's lots of little guys. mexicans, jews, chinese. They're never going to be six feet tall. That's pretty much it, that's what we're getting. You don't keep growing past your late teens, not more than an inch. she's reacting to his PHYSICAL looks. It's not like he's a fucking pizzaface with braces, he's going to look the same in 10 years unless he starts losing his hair.

it was weird for me getting used to how pixiv requires a preview image but only for that tiny, minuscule part of censorship japs require.

Sauce?

Princess and the Frog

I dont know in situation if she getting BLACKED or that kid is getting COLONIZED

Girl obviously has more power here so it's COLONIZED for me

"can.... can you give me a kiss?"

"it was about time you asked me"

what a good final episode, well except for the part when he died.

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So there was that one time Lois Lane and Lana Lang found an age regressed Superman and decide to groom and hypnotize him into marrying them when he turns back to normal...

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I'm guessing when the effects wear off he's irreversibly gay for Jimmy Olsen.

Well, Jimmy is the undisputed Best Girl.

Even when he isn't in drag on assignment

I always wanted a porn comic with them.

>because my gf taught me how.

Storytime!

Did the Gumball image copy this scene?

now what if the teacher was a man and he fucked yer daughter?

commissions, my friend

what show

Women generally like older men. Fucking an obvious adolescent would be a turn off

It would be rape because men are disgusting.

Its really fucking hard to get good /ss/ artists. The only ones I know is Kenshin and Faust, and both are fucking impossible to comm from.

>Its really fucking hard

its-not-its.info/

>we like it to be HAPPY.
Speak for yourself

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It's different because males always want sex, even boys

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So he really did die in the animation? Fucked-up.

You are the problem.

Not even remotely close to the best looking one.

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It's the truth as recognized by modern society and the legal system

Literally the hottest female that ever existed.

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She was grooming him user. That's possibly worse

I don't get why they're trying to stop her

Didn't the ending imply Naveen chose to live a normal life when he married Tiana legitimately and helped her build the restaurant?

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not in the yes of the law.

If women are to have the same privileges as men they are to have the same responsibilities.

They would still have their titles

Real /ss/ no. But when I was 10 or 11 there was a redhaired kinda-gothy girl that was my sister's classmate (both where like 16 or 17), and she would always talk to me and say that I was cute and pretty or something like that, every single time I met with her. Sometimes she would even say that she was going to marry me someday and other things like that.
Also when I was 11 there was another girl that I think she was 15 or 16, that asked to be her boyfriend. I spaghetted and said something like "we cant, I'm too young for that", and she was "...ok". Besides her talking with a lower voice, there were some other people in the place, so I don't know if that was a prank, she was dared to say that or she was talking for real. Even then I didn't knew what to think about it.

Forgot to mention that all of that happened in my school, since it covered both middle and high school.

Mom gave me the birds and the bees talk in the bathroom when I was six and we were taking a bath together

Because she might kill him. And at the end of the day he merely pinched her bottom.

Ah, a 'Gene and Linda' moment.
>TFW I read it in his voice

>he merely pinched her bottom
>sniffs his finger right after
user, I...

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i never thought anything about it until I was in college
It was really weird since she was super technical and even let me touch her lip and bush

Can I get a background on why people hate this image?

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Leave her alone,user!

Probably this, desu. She could have been a human trafficker for some Eastern Euro mafia.
I think the teacher was in the right here.

Said this in the last /ss/ thread, but Doug/Psylocke should have continued past this one issue.

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This but unironically.

Closest existing (NSFW link obviously)
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1375443#search=Maid_Marian Skippy

He meets Carly again?

It's what happens when your cute anime boy

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>the 40s
>rich white girl has any empathy for black people
This movie has to be fictional the biggest racist to blacks were the elites in the white race the commoners tended to feel sorry for them.

My big bro found my babysitter who was his girlfriend at the time sucking my 3 year old penis in the living room.

Wow.
Too far even for me.

>europeans
Oh please brown people are the real cousin fuckers. Most blacks fuck their cousins without even realizing it due to how enormous their families are.

Fucking Amelia Bedelia

Maybe she was just disinfecting it!

ok so be me
14 year old

home room teacher hates me shouts at me

Exchange 16 year old big titted finish blond girl comes, she really likes me , home room teacher (male) lusts after her....blonde girl sqaushes my head into her tits every time she comes into the room. Me be happy, walk home sometimes with her.

Happened to a friend. Guy was molested when he was nine by a woman in her twenties or a mature as fuck teen. He had a bad home life and apparently even as a kid he used to sneak out and walk around his neighborhood.

Girl managed to corner and lure him somewhere because she was pretty. Don't know how far it went because he didn't go into that much detail. Alongside the shit his mother and sister did to him it fucked him up bad. He developed an eating disorder. Ballooned up in weight. Years later he's lost a shitload of weight but is basically a ball of nerves around women, is on the verge of overeating again and dressing down even more just to go back. It derailed his life horribly.

PBX's pre Milftoon stuff is my jam for life. I'm not a retard that mistakes fiction for reality, but holy shit is the real stuff dark. I've always heard about female victims of molestation, and guys molested by older men but does anyone talk about when the genders are reversed?

My aunt made me fuck her when I was only 8 years old, and she was also fucking my 10 year old cousin her son at the same time.

>but does anyone talk about when the genders are reversed?
No, because men normally cite such experiences as positive experiences, like most of this thread
>Underaged males in these sexual relationships may view the women as trophies and choose not report them to the authorities; it is often a parent who reports these relationships. A 2006 review of scientific literature found that the majority of men who had sex with women as underaged boys hold a positive reaction, with a third of them being neutral and less than 5% being negative toward it. However, these men expressed slightly higher levels of psychological distress than men who had not had these experiences. The authors posit that societal views may disincline men from recognizing negative or abusive elements of the relationships. In contrast, women who were involved with adult men when they were underaged mainly showed negative reactions once they left the relationship. That is, they had come to view the adult men as perverts who could not find willing partners their own age so they resorted to exploiting young, naive girls.

Trying to figure out whether that is a good or bad thing seems like an interesting rabbit hole to fall down.

>taking it up the ass by fat slavs
But user, that is still forbidden love!

Well men always want sex, so probably good

WTF are you talking about? Who in their 20's wouldn't consider dating a 16 year old? Unless they lived in a 18+ state and then would be against it ONLY because of legal issues.

Hawt!
Sounds straight out of a H-manga.

The lower elite Whites were also the class to feel the most empathy for them. After all, some of them probably saw more of the black slaves than their own family. They were also educated enough to understand all those liberal ideas but not wealthy or powerful enough to keep status quo

The lower classes were either indifferent or pitied them, mostly the former.

I'd beat the shit out of him as long as it was really consensual, not like he could report me all things considered. But taking away half of a person's life is too fucking much. But it's not an equal comparison, men and women are physiologically different. Girls are looking for romance at that age, boys are looking for sex.

>16 yo, femanon
>babysitting super cute little 1 year old baby boy
>he keeps pawing at my breasts whenever im holding him
>one night im a little stoned, ahsamed but it turns me on, so i just let him and dont push his hands away
>though pops up if he would nurse if i offered it
>pull my tit out near his face, he dives on it right away
>masturbate ashamed and guilty and cum harder than ever before while he suckles on me

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Nah, I think it's fanart.

Is it? People are groomed for almost everything. Education, job, religion sport, ideology. Things that shape a person's very self inside and out. But someone decided that grooming for sexual partnership is the one thing out of all of this that is evil? Seems hypocritical. Either have freedom and accept the consequences or just ban any sort of influencing towards children and have them make all of their life choices themselves.

Ooooooh boi

Sex anything is a negative, so grooming someone specifically to be your sexual partner is a big no-no. Of course, that's what we did with women, so I guess it's not that bad

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>filename
Just as a reminder, back in Tennessee it was ok to do this kind of thing, as the war was going on back then things didn't ge tut monitored all that much

>sneed

Really surprised that I've never seen any..."drawings" about this scene on the internet.

Cool story, bro.

I really miss PBX, he (or she as it was rumored) would have done something with this...

Females can't have more power than males, it's against the natural order

Yeah that honor would go to Megan Mahoney.

well, people condemn sexual grooming and sexual exploitation because sex is one of the strongest human urges, and has a great effect on our emotions and behavior. Anybody who has ever met a horny teenager knows that people are willing to go to great lengths to get their genitals touched, and anybody who has ever been sexually molested, exposed or humiliated knows just how much it hurts.
Any emotional stimuli is amplified tenfold just by being associated with sex, because that's how we're built as humans. If something promises us chance at procreation, we must do it at all costs. If something threatens our chance at procreation, we must avoid it at all costs.
If something makes it possible for us to have sex, but is possibly going to kill us, and also makes us suffer constantly, we will put up with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=qtOZ3_EaMNY
I would like to recommend this episode of "A Kind of Magic" where a little boy uses a spell to age himself up, hit on his teacher and take her out on a date.
Things don't work out, so she dumps him, and then proceeds to compliment his 10yo self and complain "why do little boys have to grow up"

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And something like food, self-realization and political identity is not? People can be as easily fucked up by being taught a bad eating culture, being railroaded into a profession they loath or by being poisoned with violent or harmful ideologies or religions. Yet none of those are banned by the state in any way. People are within their rights to raise a nazi, scientologist, professional roadkill collector, and do it by feeding them exclusively junkfood. This just highlights how hung up on sex Western society is. Parents should be in charge of their children, not the government. Unless you're an authoritarian and believe the government should control every aspect of child rearing as it controls the sex aspect.

This show has much less 34 than it deserves. So many cuties and hotties.

>sneed
Welcome to the Absolute State of Tennessee

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i wish i was charlie

>People can be as easily fucked up by being taught a bad eating culture, being railroaded into a profession they loath or by being poisoned with violent or harmful ideologies or religions. Yet none of those are banned by the state in any way.
Several pushes have been made to ban the first now that we actually realize it's a thing, and the last one will at least get you put on a watch list, if it isn't banned outright. Only the second does the state do nothing about, because the state needs workers regardless of how they feel about it

erectus

But you see how all of those would actually make sense, if move the country in a dangerous authoritarian direction. Whereas the government specifically saying that consensual sex with an adult means 20 years for them and just platonic dating isn't OK either because it's "grooming", while sex with someone your age is A-OK is ridiculous?

>He thinks any rich white family that owned blacks had any empathy for them
>He thinks rich white people arent all psychopaths that would make his commoner ass dance on a red hot metal for fun.

Humans are communal and would raise children as a community. Now that our communities are national we look to government for similar support.

This is all just a consequence of the walking ape moving against it's nature and trying to live like an ant. The only solution is the complete destruction of society and a regression to pre-neolithic tribalism.

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>Felix isn't a child.
then I think taller women and inkblots are my actual fetish and not /ss/

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Grooming isn't illegal. People are entirely allowed to turn children into their future personal sex dolls, as long as the parents don't murder them for it.

>And something like food, self-realization and political identity is not
they are, but I don't think any of those cause as intense and as quick a reaction in a person as sexual stimuli.
Let me put it this way: I think that you can create the same level of food dependency or professional dependency in 10 years as sexual dependency in 1 year. And conversely, the trauma caused by being exploited professionally will take you a year to manage, while trauma from sexual assault will take a decade.
It's the same logic as with gun control - sure, you can use a kitchen knife or a screwdriver to kill somebody, but in the time it takes you to kill 1 person with those, you could have killed 5 people with a gun.

Post more of that

whatever happened to Jllubly anyway?

I remember being like 14 and playing runescape with my friend and I was talking about jerking off. My friend said he doesn't need to since he gets action, which was a lie. I just remember sitting there like his loss that he doesn't want to experience this.

dead since march it seems.

How does it feel becoming a loser?

>crime is legal as long as you don't get caught

The difference here is that you'll go to jail regardless of whether you used a gun or a rubber chicken to kill someone. But the government only sees fit to control one single aspect of child rearing with this sort of extreme prejudice.

Boy oh boy i suggest you check out Weaver then, he's gonna hit all your checkmarks

What does it mean if I fantasize about being a 16 year old girl and going around taking young boy's virginities?

Grooming is a crime in the same way being trans is a crime. There is no law against it but people will still string you up for it

literally what

SCREENSHOT OF THE EMAIL OR FAKE

You won't go to jail, people will just hate you

People hate trannies for being really fucking obnoxious. People don't hate child molestors for being obnoxious.

They hate both for being sexual degenerates.

PBX is still around, occasionally makes comics for milftoon about miserable Russians being angry at each other.

No not really.

>Trannies are either castrated or on high enough doses of testosterone blockers that it makes no difference
>SEXUAL DEGENERATES!
Yeah, no, learn to medical science.

>pedophile apologists of Yea Forums having a running commentary on what they think sexual degeneracy is

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>apologists
We're not talking about space user

>space
What on earth do you think 'apologist' means, user

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>girls are looking for romance boys are looking for sex
>Implying

I was always looking for romance

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Hahahaha. Confirmed for never having talked to a girl in your life.

>No Bomango

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This must be rectified

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A pedophile is a pedophile is a pedophile

>tfw all of your super romantic shota/woman fantasies stem from being a kid who was being raped at school and constantly daydreamed about some glamorous older woman saving me and taking me away to be married to her and safe

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I fucked my father's girlfriend when I was sixteen, when they got me drunk for the first time
He knew the entire time, his girlfriend even made out with me and grabbed my dick in front of him
It was kinda fucked in retrospect, I think he still resents me for it

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>cucked by your own son

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What episode?

None. Nickelodeon put the kibosh on it, so her only appearance is in the heat wave episode.

I think the worst part is that I'd do it again if I could, he fucked off when I was two and only wanted anything to do with me after I was old enough to not require maintenance on his part
Though it does hurt realizing that older women don't typically like younger men after an older woman fetish was essentially molested into you

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Is that Peppermint Patty?