The fuck?

Battered Disney housewives shilling for the mouse

How do you think real spiders stick to walls?

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Suction cups?

>the fans of it are quite chill
I guess when you don't exist you're pretty chill

I used to think those were hairs but they're actually fucking clusters of spider legs...couldn't they just make him sticky like the other incarnations

Spider-man emits some electromagnetic force through his limbs which he uses to stick to stuff through static cling.
One time, Magneto actually managed to interfere with his ability.

his mutant power of mild short-range telekinesis?

Electro, too.

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>they're actually fucking clusters of spider legs

Nope. They're barbed hairs. Jesus, who are you, Junji Ito?

Gecko
Fingers

because there's new ones out and there has to be a fucking war now
you HAVE to pick a side

So Miguel is the only one to actually stick to shit like a spider does.

AKA he just jams his fucking claws into shit.

fuck that's cute

Just google spider feet (which is not my weirdest google, but it's close). There's someone who photographs them like they're cat paws.

Yes, electromagnetism.
Mayday had a particular strong one

Is this where Miles gets his venom blast? An extension of of his wallcrawling?

Just when I thought I couldn't hate spiders anymore

van der waals forces

Imagine being such a pussy faggot

Imagine not hating satans spawn. Bitch

Magic comic shit. Comics are almost invariably ruined when they try to explain how shit would work in the real world. Why bother explaining it at all? He can stick to walls because he can stick to walls.

why is Electro incapable of learning from his mistakes?

If Electro wasn't retarded then he'd have to be a Thor villain, who would then always lose via melee since he isn't as jacked as Thor. As long as hes a retard he can remain a Spidey villain

In the Ultimate universe he fought Thor and almost won

>probably doesn't even let cellar spiders chill in the corner
Everyone laugh at this colossal faggot.

>lately
they've been shit on for a long time now. it's more like what's with the trend of people jerking them off lately?

Spiders are our allies, Satan. Without spiders our houses would be crawling with all manner of tiny vermin. But the spiders eat them all, and if there aren't any more to eat, they start in on each other.

He is an endemic loser. With his power he could be a millionaire, a hero, happy. But he's a schlemil and always makes the wrong decision.

So...
If he tries to finger MJ...

T.fly

Retractable?

The extend, so I guess they also retract.

So how do they stick to surfaces that are perfectly smooth and hard?

Aunt May said this would happen if he kept touching himself.

Cannonically, any part of Spider-Man can cling. Which means his cock is covered in microscopic barbs as well.

They don't. Never found a spider trapped in your sink or bathtub?

Never thought about it like that, actually. Has Spider-Man ever come across a surface he was unable to climb? That's probably not something a comic writer would think about.

I remember as a kid when I saw this in the theater I was like "ugh what the fuck is that?"

These movies should've ended with him turning into Man Spider, it'd make sense considering that they made him a freaky mutant

How do magnet's stick to brick and concrete?

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Do you think SpiderMan has that stuff on his penis too? Haha.

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>a whole thread of idiots don't know what van der Waals force is

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What does Van der Waals have to do with Geckos?
It's been a looong time since I did Chemistry or Biology, but I thought VdW were instantaneous, incredibly small attraction forces between molecules. And Geckos adhere to walls using surface area.

And the specifics of how surface area works as an "adhesive" plays by the same rules.

I guess... that makes sense.

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Shit sounds interesting.
I need to read this up.

youtube.com/watch?v=mZr1nbACmGc

BUT

how do he shot web?

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I could never be Spider-Man because I'd spend all fucking day plucking those hairs off my fingers, fuck that would be so satisfying.

I knew footfags where weird, but...

Now you show me human hands big enough to cover your torso

Itsy-bitsy spider paws.

I remember Vulture almost killed him because an injured Spidey was bleeding, without his web shooters, and struggling to stay stuck to the side of a mostly all glass skyscraper.

Spiders-Man

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