Bravo Shogun
Axe and Marvel Create the Fresh-Men
David Robinson
Julian Powell
>The Fresh-Men
The name sounds pretty "hello my fellow kids"
Brody Davis
Need a disabled person to complete the set
Parker King
Ian Campbell
And they all smell like unidentifiable chemicals. I want to sniff the girls’ armpits.
Benjamin Watson
Yeah my theater repeated the ad like 3 times when I saw homecoming.
Ethan Richardson
I miss the days of the token wheelchair character.
Like in the Doobie-Bots where the kids turn into Mobile Suits... and they had the kid in the wheelchair transform into a Guntank...
Cameron Fisher
so what?
will their first and only defeat come at the hands of the SMELLEE ARMY of Yea Forums?
it is their ultimate opponent, a legion of unwashed fucks who would never use Axe or even if they DID, their stench would overpower even the shitty smell of Axe body spray.
Jonathan Gutierrez
It's a middle schooler that summons the Freshmen to fight the unwashed masses at local conventions
Dominic Mitchell
>and we shall call him wheels
Jose Jackson
Phrezh-menz
Caleb Gomez
>Fat Asian guy
>Dyke
>Racially ambiguous main character
>Transgender sprinter with black guy lightning powers
>dreadlocks
David Lopez
dammit, i wish he was a paraplegic tennis player, code name TOP SPIN
Jayden Morales
>black guy runs fast
Charles Cruz
Based Marvel proving once again they're the kings
What's your tie-in DC? Fucking fidget spinners?
Evan Rivera
How many of these 5 characters who has mostthe potential of being legit accepted and integrated into the universe?
Jacob Hill
Based diverse and inclusive Axe.
Alexander Reyes
>A superhero group made in cooperation with Axe
>None of them wields an Axe
Robert Martin
Anthony Hill
>The only time marvel is willing to create Non-legacy black heroes is when another company is involved
pitiful
Joseph Gomez
where are the white male characters?
Brody Long
That's not true, it's just that when they do it usually nobody cares. Like that Inhuman guy from a couple of years ago, whatshisface, his book bombed.
Oliver Scott
What year is it? I didn't even know Axe still existed
Thomas Lopez
No brand-hero can compare to the perfection that is Pepsi Man
Julian Howard
>that Inhuman guy
Why cant marvel just make an original non-legacy that isnt a mutant, or inhuman or tied to some other thing in their universe?
For example, Spider-man was bitten by radioactive spider, not some super soldiers erum injected spider or gamma radiated or half-kree arachnid or anything shit already established in their universe.
Even this shit had to insert Wakanda? WHY? Why couldn't the FUTURE MINDS SCHOOL be its own thing.
Anyway its just a promotion. Fuck it.
Elijah King
But even Spider-Man they tried to retcon that he was given his powers because of magic totem thread of the universe bullshit, and that there are all these other totem bearers etc etc.
DC and Marvel can't fucking help themselves.
Leo Long
That's the pitfalls of shared universes so long established.
When Peter got bit the MU was way emptier than it is now (although that didn't stop them from having him interact with the F4 and Doom very early on).
I'm pretty sure it's not dumb either, at this point the remaining readers are only in it for the brand and the shared universe gimmick, otherwise they'd jump ship. What's the point of reading an underwhelming Marvel superhero story if it doesn't even connect? Might as well read something else.