Meanwhile at the Iceberg lounge...
Meanwhile at the Iceberg lounge
Easton Stewart
Lucas King
does anyone have that page where Penguin thinks someone is going to show up to kill him and there's nothing he can do about it, so he thanks his employees and tells them to go home so they won't die too.
William Flores
Hey Penguin!
You suck!
NIGGER
Daniel Myers
BASED
Jace Barnes
Benjamin Jenkins
I swear to god, if Killer Croc pops in I'm out of here. I can't deal with that fucking smell.
Josiah Young
Really wish I had those two minutes back
Daniel Scott
Ha! He says what we’re all thinking!
Sebastian Evans
I want a cheeseburger
Dylan Miller
A high IQ post indeed
Caleb Brown
I miss this
Also side note does anyone have that comic page where it keeps switching between penguin helping some woman and torturing some guy
Robert Nelson
Who do you think would be the best Batman villain to work for? Penguin seems like the best one.
>snazzy nightclub
>takes care of his men
>least likely to snap and murder you for no reason
Brayden Jones
Actually he snaps a lot and ruins other lives because he assumes they attacked his fragile ego.
Ventriloquist or two face seem like safer options. Maybe also the Riddler.
Christopher Cooper
Maybe Two Face? I mean even if you piss him off enough to kill you there's a 50/50 chance you'll make it out alive.
Eli Johnson
So how exactly does the Iceberg Lounge function within the context of DCU? Most of its portrayals in comics have it basically be a casino, and the ones that do have it as a lounge present it as some kind of throwback that looks more like a supper club.
Jackson Foster
I always thought it was a nightclub / bar
Christopher Gomez
There's also a 50/50 chance he just decides not to give you a cut of the profits.
Nicholas Barnes
>Then I said, "nice pussy, Catwoman!"
Logan Moore
Yeah Riddler or Two Face wouldn’t be bad. Black Mask wouldn’t be terrible depending which characterization you get. Freeze wouldn’t be bad. Also if you’re counting Red Hood them that’s the obvious choice
Elijah Campbell
I imagine playing poker with Joker involves every now and then him just playing 5 Aces in one hand, and the table just letting him have it because otherwise he'll gas the whole group.
Easton Cook
It's been a casino, a boat, a fucking floating palace, and a regular club. Really just depends on the writer.
Anthony Ramirez
It's gotta be Black Mask when he's written as a mob boss or a joke villain.
Hunter Perry
And even then, it's 50/50 if he even gives you half of what you're owed
Wyatt Roberts
>AND THEN I THREW A ROCK AT HIM
Oliver Ortiz
"50% of the time, it works Everytime." - Two-face employees.
Andrew Parker
I feel like the Riddler would end up getting you killed in some puzzle just to show much smarter he is then his henchmen
Jeremiah Young
I'm happy to see it pop back up. I'll wait till a couple of more Meanwhile threads pop up, and then Azula will come out too play.
Connor Bailey
Thank you, sir.
Colton Bell
I'm fairly certain they have heard of the Law of Diminishing Returns in Japan but they just don't care.
Jonathan Jackson
Mason Sanchez
Goddammit, Scarecrow. Why's one of your test subjects in the shower with a fake gun?
Michael Foster
> "How uncouth! Kindly escort this gentleman out of the premises before he makes further trouble for our guests!"
Thomas Jenkins
Hey where's that broad with the big tits that usually dresses up like Poison Ivy? She's usually working today.
Jaxson Hernandez
"Okay boys, due to complaints, for pay day I'll be using this here three sised die. On a 1 you get payed full, 2 means half, and three means jack. Got it? Good."
William Cook
"Does that mean we can call you Three Face now?"
Ryder Jenkins
"... *BANG* Any other stupid questions?"
Thomas Butler
Can robots love?
Lucas Morgan
Waitress, bring me the most mediumly price wine in the whole club.
Ayden Cooper
>Let me make you wait a few minutes to fill your glass completely with ice
Tyler King
How can a die have 3 sides
Sebastian Nelson
Love how Two-Face is playing with two pairs in his hands
Bentley Reed
John Mitchell
Or alternatively.
Elijah Gray
Nah he's cold blooded, he can't step foot inside of here without falling asleep
Caleb Clark
Why didn't you flip a coin before deciding to kill him?
Jack Martinez
We do indeed, live in a society.
Adam Flores
>rapes joker
heh nothing personal
James Wood
My favorite Batman villain by far.
Owen Wilson
Where is my Turtle Soup? I want your famous Turtle Soup! It's the only blasted reason I came to Gotham, that and to get away from those BLASTED TURTLES!
Ryder Powell
Sorry, Shredder, the service here is terrible.
Christian Butler
Benjamin Gomez
"How dare you!? In my own establishment!"
Logan Williams
Well I'm thinking of seizing it now.
Maybe we can settle this over a little agreement?
Liam Cox
*Ahem* Iceberg's closed.
Hudson Myers
You told the police?!
Kayden Wright
You’re a fool!
Aaron King
"Show me your warrant first, commissioner!"
Thomas White
Yes..... a fake gun
Michael Myers
"Who are you? Get away from the stage! You're interrupting my favourite classicals!"
Lucas Rogers
You can go on with your Sex slave trafficing and we wont bother you at all for this month.
I'll make sure Batman won't be a problem.
But You will will make sure our dearest pagliacci gets fucked by bane and fifty sharp beaked penguins ON TAPE for 24/7.
Can you believe it,that son of a bitch keept sending dickpics to my daughter for 2 weeks?
Landon Ward
Joseph Peterson
"An interesting offer, Gordon. I should be sickened but since it's coming from you I'm not surprised. Fine, Pagliacci is a direct competitor anyway. BANE!"
Levi Lopez
My body m..I mean Barbara's body barbara's choice you prick.
Justin Allen
If I was you I would be running for my life now or for the rest of whats left of my dignity
Brandon Long
PENGUIN'S SECRET, PENGUIN'S SECRET
WORMS AND PLASTIC MINNOWS
Robert Russell
YO! Where my hot wings at?! I’m starving here!
Christian Davis
"Quiet you!"
Parker Hall
PENGUIN'S A COOKIE
Xavier James
Tonight..... You
Aiden Rogers
OH GOD!
Brayden Cox
penguin is accompnied by bad novelty jokes.
Nicholas Parker
BANG!
"Ah hem. My apologies ladies and gentleman. Obviously, that's a ridiculous statement. I'm a living, breathing human being like the rest of you. How could I possibly be a cookie? Am I crumbling right now?"
Julian Reyes
A little
Landon Robinson
>spoiler
I don't know how to feel about that.
Matthew Taylor
"Hush, meatball! I'm fine!"
Oliver Long
"What's Freeze been up to? Haven't heard of him in a while."
Jeremiah Turner
WHERE IS MY SOUP YOU MUTANT MIDGET!?
Jack Hill
I think he means you're shit at it, user. So do us a favor and never do it again.
Isaac Robinson
I like hiding stuff
Dick
Dominic Foster
Fuck you Batman