Hey, Bonnie. Came over to check and see how my beloved childhood toy is doing, since you promised to take good care of him.
Hey, Bonnie. Came over to check and see how my beloved childhood toy is doing...
>Hey Andy, how are you do- wait, what? You want to talk to Bonnie about whether she still has your toys?
>Well sure bu- well I know she promised, but she's only a few years old, Andy. Children lose things, it happens.
>Andy, now please stop yelling, you're beginning to frighten me. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave, and if you come back I'm afraid I'll have to call the police. Please go now.
Andy, please stop coming to our house. We tell you every week, Woody’s gone. It wasn’t your fault. You have to let go.
I hate that goddamned bitch so much. But I hate more whatever jew forced this movie into existence.
>Hey, Bonnie. Came over to check and see how my beloved childhood toy is doing, since your a tiny girl who can barely read or write but you signed an iron clad contract to take care of them
He was able to take care and not lose his toys throughout his childhood, why can't she?
FPBP
Andy thought Woody was awesome. Bonnie thought Woody was just some gay cowboy.
No he didn't, He lost like 75% of all his toys by the beginning of TS3; RC, Penny, Robot, Wheezie (again), Bo Peep and so many more. Not to mention the fact that he almost lost Woody twice.
>>Hey Andy,
SWEETIE.. ...HM? WHAT'S THIS YOU'RE DRAWING?
Wasn't Bonnie's fault the toys kept jumping out the RV window and running off.
>tfw Andy really came back just to bang Bonnie’s mom
This is the real truth.
neglecting woody, and only caring about a literal piece of trash caused that to happen.
Technically, like points out, Bonnie did not lose Woody, he fucking left.
He's an adult now, why would he come back to check on the toys he willingly gave up?
Not her fault Woody can’t stand other toys getting attention, which is the thing of the first movie. Woody is so selfish.
Why the fuck would he give his toys to some random girl?
I saved my toys, boxed them up and stored them away, labeled each box for what age they're appropriate for. My son is 6 now, and every year on his birthday we pull down a box of my old toys and open it up and play with them. I tell him who each one is and what their story was and sometimes we look up some of the old cartoons and watch them together.
I guess in the Toy Sory universe toys hate being boxed away, but I like to think that they go into some kind of suspended animation, a peaceful sleep waiting for when they can get played with again.
seeing Woody go for like 10k on Antiques Roadshow?
They weren't lost, they were given away or sold out something. The only times he lost toys were when they got up and jumped out windows etc.
Is Andy autistic in the movie?
wholesome but also kind of autistic
if i had saved all the toys i got throughout childhood, my room would be filled top to bottom
i really only kept the ones with VERY specific sentimental value or ones that were passed down to me
user,you sound like a cool dad,more story?
Yeah that hate Bonnie shit when it was being pushed unironically is so goddamn stupid
>if i had saved all the toys i got throughout childhood, my room would be filled top to bottom
Fair point, the toys I saved were my favorites. Each "year" is a 12*12*6 inch box. They start at 4 and end at 10. So it's not that much.
Uh, sure, what do want to know? Taking my kids to the zoo today. We got a red panda this year, and two new tigers because our old one died.
>Movie shows RV nearly getting swept away in a storm because Andy left him outside to die.
>Lost most of his toys by Toy Story 3.
How are you raising your children is interesting to me.You see,modern kids are all on the internet and I wonder if yours are too,my nephew is 4 years old and already has a tablet.He doesn't play with toys and I feel concerned for him,I'm also going to become a dad soon and I want to raise them well to be good people.
an aunt of a soon-to-be 6 year old nephew here, I too have some concerns about how much exposure to tech my nephew gets. He's already a TV addict despite my sister using a streaming and on demand service.
He also knows how do basic phone functions, like texting and taking photos.
>How are you raising your children is interesting to me.You see,modern kids are all on the internet and I wonder if yours are too,my nephew is 4 years old and already has a tablet.He doesn't play with toys and I feel concerned for him
My kids have no "devices" like other kids do. There's no tablets or ipods or stuff like that. We watch movies together once a week or so, but if they want to be entertained in the car or plane or whatever, they read. My son is six and reads better than most adults. We got him a laptop for educational purposes this year, and he has a math game on it he enjoys.
>I'm also going to become a dad soon and I want to raise them well to be good people.
Congratulations.
I think the core here is that you know what you want for your kids and nobody else's opinion on the matter is relevant. Don't be afraid to say "no, my kids don't do that". For example, my brother got my son a handheld game console thing for his birthday, one of those asian knockoffs loaded with >100 NES games and such. My son was disappointed but unsurprised when I told him he couldn't have it. My brother was annoyed, but he knows better so he's got nobody but himself to blame.
I can't imagine Andy going back just to see his old toys again. He made the choice to gift them away, and he accepted that they're not his toys anymore.
I think the only reason why he might ask Bonnie about them some day would be this:
But if Andy discovered about their collectible value, I'm not sure how he would react to that information. Would he want his toys back, or would he give Bonnie or her parents a tip about their value? Also, if had known how much money they're worth, would he have sold Woody, Jessie and Bullseye? Or would he have wanted to hold onto them for sentimental reasons?
This.
>tfw Andy really came back just to bang Bonnie and her mom
FTFY
When's your son going to start using Yea Forums? I think I was thirteen or so, though I lurked for two years
who forky here?
>give little girl sentimental value toys
>go to college
>asshole friends have tradition where they get stoned and watch antiques roadshow
>join in
>realize you gave that little twat the down payment on a house
Toy Story 4? More like Oh Boy this Story is a Bore!
>they go into some kind of suspended animation
they don't. toy story 3 confirms that they have nothing to do but hang out and watch TV while in the attic
He'll be free to use the internet unguided when I decide he's free to use the internet unguided. haven't decided when that's going to happen.
Imagine you and your son are on Yea Forums at the same time, and like, he says he’s gonna fuck your mom
No you made this worse for me
Who the fuck goes to check on a toy they gave away to a random toddler? That's very sad and pathetic.
>12*12*6 inch box.
Yeah you sound pretty nerdy. Did you make these boxes when you were a kid?
As for me, my dad put me and my sister's toys in boxes in their basement. Me and my niece spend afternoons exploring it all, it's great
I admire your efforts to foster the growth of a person with discipline and intellect, but try not to pass on TOO much of your autism. Too many rules can cause anxiety in kids and ostracize them from their peers
And personally I don't see the problem with old NES video games, especially if you restrict his time with it - but I guess it's all a slippery slope and once he gets a taste of one thing he'll crave more? Will you let him play video games when he's a teen?
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Who the hell just shows up at a stranger's house to look at the toys they gave away?
I thought his mother put Wheezie up on a shelf because she couldn't stand listening to him anymore.
Why is everything "autistic"?
>Toy Story 5 is about Andy kidnapping Bonnie and forcing her to be a toy while Woody returns and must stop his former friend
I am glad that there are some good parent material in here.
>Things that never happened dreamed up by a schizo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Bonnie is already an excellent flesh light at that age.
I approve of this.
>Who the fuck goes to check on a toy they gave away to a random toddler? That's very sad and pathetic.
Have you seen the Toy Story 3 ending? That's in character for autistic Andy.
What's so hard to believe about that?
your an excellent fleshlight user
No, but whatever guy keeps starting this thread is
You need to stop reading jlullaby
jlullaby didn't start shit, user.
oyakodon is an ancient thing.
Who?
You guys just wanna see Andy beat the shit outta Bonnie, don'tcha?
Again? Andy, we've talked about this.
I'm a bit disturbed at the idea of an adult coming by to check up on a toy. It's not a dog for god sake
I assumed Andy's Mom was friends with Bonnie's Mom in some capacity.
Some lolicon artist who Shadman promotes.
maybe
you offering?
>You guys just wanna see Andy fuck the shit outta Bonnie, don'tcha?
whoa slow down user that would be crazy haha
yes
ryona is patrician