What is your dark horse ship in Steven Universe?

There's a surprising amount of really good art for this pair, and you know what? I really like the idea of these grumpy boomers settling down on a farm and yelling at the more annoying Gems all day.

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With me, personally?

Pearlnet
I just can't let go

Runner up, Blue and Yellow Zircons. God just let me see Blue Zircon again

No, with viewer

I want her fucking me. That spoiler didn't say Pearl/Viewer

greg should start dating again and give steven a whole new set of angsts. preferably nephrite or jasper.

amethyst did

But you are the viewer

The hero of season 5. She was right all along.

I like Greg/Jasper, but all the pics I have are too lewd.

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None the vitriol associated with shipping in general has soured the entire experience for me and even more so when people say that their shipping is "more canon" than the show.

Greg/Barb
>Both are around the same age
>Both are single parents
>Potential chemistry, easygoing dad + overenthusiastic soccer mom
>She's the mum of Sadie and he's is the manager of the Sadie's band
>Steven and Sadie are already friends

Dewey spotted

Lol that he did it to both lawyers

I really like Opal x Greg. It's comfy.

this is a goodun

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Bitch

You dont have anything better to do, do you?

Steven/Blue Diamond

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Greg/Pearl

Peedee/Kiki

Bitch

This is honestly hotter than a lot of outright pornagraphic art, to be honest. The raw sexual energy left over from the murdercock's rampage is just so intense.

Agreed. I like the variety of facial expressions that still communicate the same thing. They are going to die though

It's hot to me because I'm into bottomless.

Only if they choose to. They could have chosen not to shapeshift a functional uterus. And thus could enjoy the murdercock for the remainder of Greg's lifespan.

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A patrician ship.

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>>variety of facial expressions
>Diamonds are smug
>Garnet, Pearl, Amethyst and Lapis are satisfied
>Jasper is just out of it
>The Zircons and Holly Blue Agate are still orgasming
>Peridot is already dying
it's beautiful

BITCH

hey mr retard, might want to start being less of a brainlet

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Why is she licking him

Bitch

you already know why

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Patrician

I love my fucking cunt bitch ocean gem

Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x Steven x

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You know I love the ladies
Love to have my fun
I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider
A straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
I said a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun

I don't think that's what "dark horse" means. Jaspis is quite popular.

This man Stevens

There is not enough adult Stevencest fan art, and by that I mean NONE. Web artists please

The mental image of them sitting on the porch with shotguns yelling at the Gems to get off their lawn is the funniest shit I've heard of in a while.

Peridot/Sardonyx

This but they swap bodies.

Here's a ship

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Any gem x me is my favorite ship prove me wrong

Aquamarine and me

Fpbp

Oldschool lapidot

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I know its well enough liked on Yea Forums but Greg and Pearl is my darkhorse in the ship game. The fandom off this site deplores it and the chances of the show making it actually happen are zero unless the crew just decides to troll the shit out of their fandom in their last season or something.

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Steven orgy? Steven orgy

stevethyst is highly underrated

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based

Does anyone have that picture of lapis seeing womanlet peridot for the first time and saying "you used to be hot"

make way, best ship coming through

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>Make a whole episode showing Peridot trying to impress Amethyst
>Even ends on Peridot doing that whole anime "whoops fell on you suggestively" trope
>Somehow the autistic duo, which seems platonic ends up being pushed
W H Y?

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Jaspearl is the thinking mans choice

oh yes

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> 1

2?

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sorry user, but thats all the artist made for that animation. they go by jasker on tumblr if you want to see the rest of their stuff

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>but thats all the artist made for that animation
damn
thanks for source anyways

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and of course, only now do i see the fucking watermark in the lower-left of the gif
TIME TO GET MY EYES EXAMINED

Blue Diamond x Me

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You x that retarded worm thing on homeworld

Bitch

SU x Cancellation

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Connie is for Marco

I ship these two I guess but only because I'm into ntr and the real ship is Lapis/Peridot and I was Jasper to come in and cuck her.

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Bitch

Okay but they're all going to fucking die now

>implying greg didn't use protection

He's a gentleman.

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>darkhorse
>lapis and jasper
try jasper and sapphire.

Pearl x Manly user

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Even if it does't happen Pearl is basically his mom anyway. It's win/win.

Why does Lapis get the weirdest crossover ships

Artist?

Everyone wants to fuck Venom

Granted. But not everyone wants to fuck Godzilla

I've always liked the idea of Steven being a loving and respectful boyfriend to Connie and then secretly pounding the fuck out of Cloud Connie every night.

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you say that

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Patrician taste

Greg/Jasper is the best

How are Japs so good at this

It's only somewhat pushed in the comics, which have been 80% garbage.

You're allowed to post links to them

Pearl x muscles are top tier

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It's not cheating if it's a clone!

Strong in the real way

you're not wrong