Why do we hate Bendis again?

>complete disregard for continuity, even between the same issue.
>characters constantly speaking and acting out of character
>shitty and unfunny dialog that doesn't make the story go forward, killing the pacing in the process

hmmm I wonder why people hate him...

Who me? Hate Bendis? That Bendis? As in Brian Michael Bendis? Why would I hate him?

>Who me?
Me me.

And why exactly aren't the GL's on her doorstop within a few minutes of this happening?

>le it's just anons trying to fit in
Kill yourself if you believe this.

Shitty dialogue and dumb OCs. I approve of his black girl fetish, though. God willing, if I ever make it into comics, I'll make one about a buff, black superheroine who has the hots for a hwite boi.

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Because niggers are magical.

She DID say they don't know that she's doing this stuff.

That's absurd. Why does Bendis just ignore how shit works?

I guess it gets in the way of his writing? He's never been a fan of continuity, and usually ignores stuff that doesn't happen in books he's writing/has written.

>he thinks creatives in the professional comic industry use their clout and position to canonize their sexual fetishes
That is the most outlandish thing I have ever heard of.

He's a shitty writer who keeps getting the biggest books of whatever company he works for

Can't write characters for shit, he doesn't know how to give their own voice to them. His writing feels like someone who is talking to himself.

Also the fact that his concepts are shit and and he is a bad storyteller.

Why do you think Wonder Woman exists?

He's aggressively mediocre like all capeshit lifers. His biggest problem is that he can't write distinct voices. Around Dark Avengers I realized that if I covered up the art I couldn't tell the difference between Dr. Doom and Mac Gargan.

I was being facetious ya big dum. I wish all the luck on his mad quest to make more COLONIZED.com comics.

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Listen Bendis, here's how you make someone hacking a green lantern ring believable, by making it the hardest thing to do, you need years to understand the mechanical of an alien device that got powers from a metaphysical spectrum. A simple child human with a mary sue's brain that hack the most complex object in the universe is not either believable or a good thing to do. Learn how comics works and stop putting your fetish agenda. DC doesn't need your black jewish girls fetish

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Wait a sec. Does this mean you just need to know the catchphrase? That shit's probably public knowledge.

>"Hi I'm the new Mary Sue, I'm 11 years old and I hacked into an alien weapon that is basically magic and they don't even know it."
>"No way."
>"Uh."
Reads like a webcomic parody lmao

Read the damn comic, this is an alternative universe where the only green lantern on earth was a dying Abin Sur. In earth nobody knows the Green Lantern Corps, this is an alternative universe. Plus Luthor cracked first the power source and then the code word. Without one of these the ring is useless.
But is still bullshit considering in mainstream universe not being an official lantern and trying to crack it results in extreme pain because you didn't earn it, or you can but with the permission of an official lantern. The examples are Batman and Green Arrow that wielding a ring almost killed them. That's why what Bendis did is an extreme Mary Sue bullshit

If you read DnA guardians and then Bendis guardians you would understand.

Claremont

Byrne

Kirby

Don't forget about all characters talking the same way

Dude every writer puts their fetishes in stuff. Why do you think Jason Aaron had shark girl lose her bra in her first appearance when she turned into a shark?

I'm revoking your 4channel privileges. All of you. No arguments.

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I don’t hate him. I hate his writing.

Who I actually hate is Slott, that guy rants constantly on twitter.

Seinfeld was a mistake. Boomerpocalypse now.

Biggest threat to dc universe in 60 years.

God I still remember those fucking "Bendis is coming" pages popping up in my books. Felt like an actual threat.

So like every black female heroine?

He fucks up continuity, fucks up characterizations, kills off characters to poor effect, makes established characters job and fawn over his OCs and has insulted readers for criticizing his shitty writing by strawmanning them in the middle of stories.

Bendis was born August 18 making him a Leo. He enjoys all the attention and even purposely does Bendis-Speak so you morons won’t stop forgetting about him.

He can't write

If Bendis actually had a black girl fetish he would probably have a pretty solid fanbase on Yea Forums. As it is his black female characters don't do anything that appeal to the people who like that sort of thing.

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What he did to Hobgoblin before leaving Marvel was criminal.
At least (in a shocking turn of events) Slott did something right and made it possible for it to be an imposter.

Don't forget his jewish girl (Kitty Pride) fetish, look how he paired a jewish girl (Kitty Pride) with white men (Peter Parker and Starlord) just because he likes to see her getting fetishized

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What a shame.

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I think Ultimate Peter was supposed to be Jewish as well, just never stated outright.

Andrew Garfield is the canonically jewish Spider-Man and Peter Paker, the real Peter Parker from the Spider-Verse Movie was jewish as well, but Ultimate Peter Parker was ambigously jewish, and I don't know even why considering that Bendis is jewish too. Sometimes Ultimate Spidey screams "Oy" or "shmendrick" and is over religious. So everybody says he is borderline jewish untill stated otherwise

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This page is so corny because the writing is so stiff you could copy-paste it to the summary section of a fan-wiki...

>Keli Quintela, alias Teen Lantern, is an eleven-year-old who hacked into the Green Lantern Power Battery from her mother's place in La Paz, Bolivia.

...and because the character herself is looking straight at the "camera".

not only is this extremely fucking bad on its own, but why make her ANOTHER fucking green lantern? How many is that now, 7 or 8 if you count Alan Scott?

So she was able to hack the main power battery? Or just one on earth? How did she connect to it with her computer? Why not just make her another owner of a ring, there aren’t any blue lanterns on earth shou could’ve been on of them

except this "fetish" is usually just him inserting proxies of his black daughters into everything

I hate few people, but Bendis somehow irks the shit out of me. He does whatever the hell he wants, expects praise for it, and never gets punished by editorial. Is it any wonder why Marvel is slowly fixing itself after one writer leaves the work environment?

hnnnnnnng

He's not great but people exaggerate how bad he is. There are much worst writers out there then him, he just gets more exposure so it makes people angry.

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ME!ME!ME!

It’s not that, it’s the power he seems to have over editorial. No editor has ever been able to reel him in and try to challenge him to stay within continuity. Fuck just look at Miles legacy issue count. The fucker has all of peters books despite never being in them and most of them having absolutely nothing to do with any of his story. At best he would’ve gotten the last bit of it since that’s where bombshell ended up but nope, Miles gets a 160 issue bump to convince normies that he’s always been around

Now that we talk about it, why do we need another human green lantern? We already got 8 counting this one. At least Guy was a Red Lantern for sometime, Kyle was a White Lantern (I don't even remember what retcon happened that he is now green again)

She did it with the power of Mary Sueing and Bendis black girls fetish. At least Luthor made it clear it was nearly impossible and he spends years to try to crack it. And when he crack the ring isn't even a real lantern ring, just a bootleg that use the power of the original battery and ring for being used.

When I become a god, I'll turn all blacks white and basically fill America with slavs.

Fpbp :DDDD

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Me?

sounds hot.

I am a marvel reader. He is DC's problem now.

he's garbage.

Ebin
Add Frank Miller for his love of male bondage and Howard Chaykin for loving she-males and traps

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>ruined the Avengers with Disassembled
>ruined the X-men with AvX
>further ruined the X-Men with New X-Men and Uncanny
>ruined Guardians of the Galaxy
>tried to give Rocket Raccoon the catch phrase “Blame, Murdered You!”
>had Agent venom canceled so that he could add Venom to his failing GotG book
>absolutely ruined Venom
>demanded that his name be on any comics that happened to have movies coming out
>also wrote the Netflix Defenders comic
>wrote civil war 2
>wanted to kill of Peter Parker during Civil War 2
>was put onto Action Comics 1000 for some fucking reason
>had Superman Rebirth canceled and replaced with his soulless version
>aged up Jon for no real reason
>gets nearly 10 comics to write at once at DC including Superman and Action Comics
But really, I can’t stand the guy for saying:
>I can write black people so well because I know the stigmas they face. I grew up Jewish, I had to deal with bigotry and ignorance my whole life.

Actually its because Raimi kids that grew up reading Bendis really overrate Ultimate Spider-man

bendis ruined supershota
bendis should be killed

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>I can write black people so well because I know the stigmas they face. I grew up Jewish, I had to deal with bigotry and ignorance my whole life
Dodging bullets from gang members and cops vs dodging big bags with dollar signs on them thrown by rich relatives

Calm down your saggy fujotits, you can still enjoy the porn of older Jon railing Damian

Bendis is seriously stealing the hyper competent loli hacker trope from anime? Wow, everyone hates that shit, it ruined the latest Lupin series

>except this "fetish" is usually just him inserting proxies of his black daughters into everything

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Slavs, blacks, irish or gypsies - Which has the highest power level?

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When did Kirby ever insert a fetish? All I can think of is maybe Big Barda & her sisters

Ditko intentionally drew Peter to look like himself (without male pattern baldness) and Steve was a slav. Therefore, Peter is a slav. Although I'm pretty sure Parker is an Irish name.

To be fair Stan Lee did the same shit with Thor & Iron Man back in the day.

Kirby had a fetish for tall nude women and pointy tits that could cut glass.
It's not really bad fetish, but is still a fetish

And why didn't he complained about the portrayal in the movies?
Why didn't he wanted Peter Parker to be played by a slav?
And why didn't he played an aged up Peter Parker?

Do you know who ditko even is

>Read the damn comic
>Yea Forums
>reading comics

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The co-creator of Spider-Man and Dr Strange, I know he wasn't active as Stan Lee. Ditko was a lonely man.
But why didn't he never wanted to have cameo in a Spider-Man movie or Dr Strange movie?

...

That's like asking why JD Salinger didn't do press tours

This. The guy is like a cancer.

Yes. Also
But also, I'm not sure if it's been pointed out here, his pacing is absolutely shit. As in, six issues for something NOT to happen, when everything could be done in an issue.
He also basically made a carreer out of getting movie synergy books, and fucking them up spetacularly, and keeps getting in the way of better writers when he has enough pull to run the status quo.

>if you have characters in your cast that isn’t white, then you have a fetish
And it’s never happened before in the history of comics that an OC beats the shit out of an established and long-running character even though I can think of five instances of just that off the top of my head
>Bane
>Doomsday
>Killer Croc
>Khyber
>Magog
Dislike of Bendis is nothing more than groupthink for a bunch of incredibly fragile fanboys that can’t stand to have their worldview challenged in any way, even if that’s just having a comic book with a cast of diverse characters.

I dunk on Bendis a lot but him not stating outright that Spider-Man is Jewish is actually a smart move.

I think what Andrew Garfield, Dan Slott, and others don't understand is that Spider-Man's appeal for decades is partly him being an everyman. You can drop hints that he could be Jewish, but you can't outright say that he's Jewish, because that boxes him in and reduces that everyman status. If Slott just left it at adding Jewish aspects to Spider-Man during his run and not outright said on Twitter than Spider-Man was Jewish, I think it would've worked better.

Other characters, you can say what beliefs they have because they were either developed with that in the early years (Moon Knight, Jessica Jones) or it enhances the story (Daredevil). But I think in Spider-Man's case it helps more when it's left open what his belief system is.

The panel of Peter thinking God punishing him for entertaining the idea of talking to Black Cat is a good one because you could imagine that he's talking about the Jewish God, Christian God, or even as agnostic/atheist suddenly bringing up God just because he's a kid and kids sometimes take an irrational decision, which Bendis' Ultimate Spider-Man does sometimes.

Doomsday is not some writers OC, stop misusing terms. Doomsday was created by a writer obviously, but he was created to serve a purpose in a story that was already decided upon. That was all commitee decision making

Same with Bane.

Based and Spider-Pilled!
You gave the best explanation on why you don't have to make Peter other than a nerdy boy from the Bronx for making him relatable or for pleasing sjws that want him to be of another race!
Thank you!

>wanted to kill of Peter Parker during Civil War 2
Just now i know this. what was his original idea?

>Shit at Dialogue
>Shit at story telling
>Creates OCs that are just bad Mary Sue's of established characters.
>doesnt care about established continuity
>doesnt care about his own continuity
>doesnt write characters like the should be written, make them seem completely different.

Dude is an overpaid hack and whoever hired him to DC should be let go.

he doesn't give a fuck about characterization and continuity for better or worse. he brought vic sage Question but just immediately had Jon fuck off into space before aging him up drastically in Superman

and shit like this

The visions that the inhuman kid were seeing showed Peter at the center of something that seemed to be his fault, holding a dying Captain America up by a broken arm. Miles was to try and convince everyone that there has to be something more there but they went ahead and kill Peter, Miles goes “There has to be a Spider-Man” and becomes the one true spider-man Of 616. Only for the ENTIRE event to have actually been just one of the inhuman kid’s visions happening on a global scale.

I kinda remember that now.

>adult men having sex with children
fucking gross, no.

Yeah, I read Ultimate Spider-Man too

At least Ivan Reis art is still pleasure to look at, I don't give a shit about the writing, I will just look at Reis's art

That's why Bendis keeps getting more writing gigs.

Does Bolivia even have computers? Do they even have food?

does bolivia read capeshit? Is some little 9 year old Bolivian girl going to find that panel and think "wow i should go buy this comic and give it's author all of my money."

And cap took over journey into mystery at the hundredth issue. It’s not entirely unprecedented but at least those characters appeared in those books and most of them were in canon to the series that was happening at the time. Did Wally take over Barry’s issue count when he took over?

I mean, one of those countries had a shortage of TP or something, Bolivia, Colombia, Venezuela or whatever. Guess they could use some throwaway bendis comics.

bendis has a black man fetish unironically
>make new marvel character in jessica jones
>before the first issue is done shes getting rammed up the poop pipe

Don’t forget how awkwardly he wrote miles to have a black father and Hispanic mother despite having a Hispanic last name

Basically, he's a walking catalogue and ardent fan of what any reader of books, comics or otherwise, understands by common knowledge is shitty writing.

On the bright side his dad in the movie was one of my favorite parts. Goofy black dads trying to be an authority figure to their kids has been comedy gold for 30 years and running.

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>Repeated words, shitty dialog? His dumb OCs hogging everything?
Don't forget the terrible/recycled stories and total disinterest and disrespect for anything that came before him.

>Ivan Reis and Mark Bagley worked for Bendis
Why does great artists works with bad writers?

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Nothing would change about the father if he was Hispanic and the mother was black, absolutely nothing except we wouldn’t have that awkward bit of dialogue where he states that he won’t let his son share his last name because he doesn’t want his son to be connected to his criminal family. That and we wouldn’t have a black man named Jefferson Davis, but that doesn’t line up with bendises fetish

Because he's a guy who presents premises with such promise only to just completely phone in on the climax only to lead you into the next story.
See his Dark Avengers that goes through Avengers + New Avengers for 12 issues only for things to be solved when the Avengers TOUCH Norman Osborn to defeat. Not a fight, Norman stands there, they all touch Norman, and he melts.

frank cho had the only good answer to this

Yost's response is also top tier. Their combined responses could be the 2nd and 3rd panels of a 3-panel gag comic.

Doesn't Naomi's costume have her barefoot? I'm sure a couple of footfags like that.