ones you'd never admit to being in love with IRL edition
femanons and my fellow faggots assemble
Husbandos
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also heres a chart if you're one of those normies who has more than one "husbando"
>husbando
more like sonfu
I ain't ashamed of shit.
>Nice guy
>Good dad
>Goofy, yet surprisingly competent
>In touch with his inner child
>Punches fucking Leviathans out of the sky
>Crushed Cull Obsidian
>Is friends with ants
Only a faggot wouldn't consider Scott Lang their husbando.
I have to commend you on your originality, user. Have you harbored your lust for Geppetto since childhood, or is it a more recent development?
>Master Shake
Here comes the degenerates.
How am I the degenerate when two people in here admitted to having crushes on fictional little boys?
I'm not ashamed (even though Zack is the only one near my age)
That kid from Ironman 3, who turned up at the end of End Game?
That's who that was supposed to be?
You know why, soda fucker.
It was more recent.
A cup mate?
2D > Murloc anyday of the week, month, year, or millennium.
Vanilla taste
I legitimately don’t see a problem here. So fucking what he’s a cup? He’s a cup with a personality I find attractive.
Why can’t the same thing a play to all the other posts then?
I personally want to know what you find attractive in Master Shake. He's a narcissistic psychopath who puts his needs before others and damn the costs.
He’s really pathetic. That’s it. I like pathetic men. I find all 8 characters in my chart pathetic in some way. They don’t all have to be pathetic in the same way. He’s pathetic because he’s unemployed and narcissistic.
don't be talking shit
How dare you say Slinkman is pathetic.
He’s the slug and you know it
2D and Murdoc are both great with different appeals. It's hard to choose between them, but for me 2D is too childish to be a husbando. Maybe a sonfu. He's got that retard moe going on and I'm not sure if he's even legally able to consent.
Yeah. Tony was special to him.
If we’re talking South Park characters I much prefer Randy. He’d fit in my chart perfectly.
C’mon, he can never speak up to anyone and always keeps his feelings hidden away. I like his voice the most though.
Slugfest was his moment. Shit, wouldn't Scout Master Lumpus be in the chart?
I want to taste his creamy center
Too old. Also I really don’t find his voice or design as appealing. Tom Kenny really juxtaposed those voices well.
Shame isn't something I feel anymore. Hank would still love me and never be ashamed of me, even though I spend lots of time bedridden and am very sick. I'm getting better, and losing some of the weight I put on recovering from surgery. Hank's exactly like my IRL husband in nearly every way actually, plus he'd hold my hand while I learn to walk again, just like him. I love these threads, how is everyone?
Spectacular taste. There is nothing more attractive than a man who is a good father.
Good guy
no, not really. the thought of him as a 'sonfu' makes me a bit sick actually.
i like to imagine myself as being his age when i think about us together. in actuality i'm only a little bit over twice his age. that being said, my attraction to him is entirely romantic; i don't lewd him at all.
in any case it's fucked up, and i should probably seek some sort of help.
That may be, but he was intelligent and was the reason most of the problems either weren’t as bad or were resolved.
Are you the /cm/ Kylefag? If it matters, I liked Kyle since I was 10 myself, betcha can't compete with that.
i kind of hate randy now because lately he has been taking away way the fuck too much screen time from kyle (and his friends)
glad to hear you're getting better!
i'm pretty good, i guess. i need to work tomorrow, so sadly i don't think i'll be making any progress on my fic tonight.
i've never seen any other kylefags on /cm/ so yeah i probably am
my parents were cunts and wouldn't let me watch anything like south park when i was 10
i actually only started watching it a couple years ago
Ha. I beat you. Of course I was watching South Park in secret. I even had an OC self insert at the time who was supposed to be Kyle's love interest. I hated the Rebecca episode and I hated Cartman for giving shit to Kyle. Now I ship Kyle with other boys, Cartman included.
Thanks for the well-wishes, same to you! I hope work isn't too rough.
I need to work on my own writing and art. I have my own OC X-Men timeline I call "Xavier Institute Class of '83" but I am never brave enough to upload anything yet because it isn't done. I ran a Mutants & Masterminds game based off of it loosely with changed names and Public-Domain stand-ins, and my husband surprised me by recognizing it, I had no idea he read my writing to be honest.
i lived a very sheltered childhood
which is maybe why i am the way i am with him. in some way, imagining us together, and to a greater extent, writing about us together, makes me feel like i'm almost sort of living the childhood i never had.
i ship him with other boys as well, mainly stan or kenny. i just can't get into kyman for some reason; maybe because i dislike seeing him suffer, to the extent that i will never watch episodes like human centipad again
I find humancentipad hilarious now, but I used to hate it fervently! Eventually Kyle's suffering stopped being cringy to me, even the pee episode and ginger cow I don't mind. Though I much prefer when Kyle is a badass and dominates people. Do you post your fics anywhere? I also write stuff but don't post.
i actually dont mind the pee episode that much. its funny. the whole surgical mutilation thing is just disturbing to me and that's coming from someone who generally isn't fazed by that sort of stuff. its too horrific to be funny
i dont post my fic and have no intentions to. its not polished enough, and its too personal even though its not a 1:1 self insert
gotta sleep now
>inb4 it's like that garfield one
>love
I don't feel love.
Marco, Scott Lang and Alucard -Castlevania- get my heart pounding though.
Oh look it's an anime otaku....
Not surprised you like them TOO FUCKING YOUNG.
He is also a drawing that is just a collection of features exaggerated to appeal to people. Maybe just calm down a bit
>Kazu
A+ user, though I prefer Nemo
Yahgie is pretty alright, too
Moomintroll!
Here is a chart I made.
>Haida
Good
>The rest
But why?
>Seahawk
>Chase
>Both Majima and Kiryu
Good
>Gumball
Which season?
Everybody here is a fucking pedophile.
Gumball is cute across all seasons.
Untrue yet seething
That’s love user
>Post season 2 gumball
bump
i hate anime actually
op you do realize kyle is 9 years old right
>mostly anime
>bakugo
>killua
shit taste
No one ever wants to talk about this guy with me. I’ll never understand the hate.
>Killua
Good taste
Clyde is best boy
I’ve already discussed why I like Master Shake and Slinkman but for Haida it’s the same reason as Slinkman. Almost purely the voice and beta personality.
>Norbert
Only his voice and his facade of intelligence while actually being an idiot
>Katz
His voice. His only flaw is fucking with some random dog. Pathetic, which I love
>Mordecai
He keeps his emotions held in, he can never let them out. How beta.
>Bill Cipher
His voice as well as him being a pathetic little nutcase. Is that all you ever do, mess with some random kids?
>Jeff
He’d be much more pathetic if he didn’t have a girlfriend. All he does is smoke weed all day and he sleeps in his van.
I said I love pathetic men.
>tfw there's no r34 of him ever
It's not fair
....There are an odd amount of shots of Bart's ass.
Don't encourage him. He's a spammer that's mad he can't yank off to little girls asses in cartoons.
actually he is 10
no, kyle is
but clyde is cool
Oh well fuck him then.
Bart's ass is better anyway.
I think he likes little boy asses and just uses that as an excuse to keep posting them.
shut the fuck up faggot
>Can't admit he's into shotas
Pathetic
these guys are cute
heard the current hack writer of their comic fucked it up though
While I don't disagree, he was much cuter with the oval eyes, particularly in season 1. and it sucks how they haven't been a part of his design longer than they have.
Filthy slut
Bendis trapped Superboy on Earth-3 for 5-6 years or something like that: he's now an ~18 year old with anger issues because being trapped with the Crime Syndicate for several years kinda fucks you up.
i know that feel
cute taste, user. fun fact, he's canonly the size of a phonebook according to tove herself
idk who that long haired blondie is but damn i'd ruin him.
Kyle and Cartman are my sonfus, they belong tied up in my basement
god damn, i hate bendis and i dont even read comics
Pedos need to leave
Only douchebag retards say that
Nice try, not a pedo, I don't want to have sex with them. I want high school aged versions of them to fug. They're aged up in the pic i posted too. Art of them as kids is purely cute to me.
kyle is not for lewds
i just love him so much
yes i have daddy issues
He's not even that bad when editorial reigns him and keeps him on one or two books at a time.
He takes up all these books and has a reputation for making deadlines so he goes with the first dumbass idea he thinks of for the 12 stories he's writing at any given time instead of tossing out the bad and keeping the good.
He's a control freak who's weakling character design contrasts with his agenda and persona. Every lefty normie's excuse to hate (x) character who represents their irl abusive relatives.
Kyles only purpose is for lewds
no, his purpose is to hold me and tell me everything will be alright and to help me become a better person
and its also to be cute as hell
>Master Shake
based
Kyle is too virtue signally imo. Whiny, short tempered and capable of psycho shit is what I like, especially with the contrasting relationship to Cartman.
I want him to lay in my lap while I give him ear scritches.
>kylefag realizes actual on model character isn't really cute at all, is pretty much a crude paper circles
>just posts anime boy fanart with red hair and pretends its the same
whats the point of being attached to south park tangentially?
Kyle doesn’t even have the straight hair he’s drawn with. He has an ugly jewfro. Who could ever be attracted to THAT?
Fuck off they're plenty cute in the show. Matt and Trey fed into the yaoi bait so its a thing now. Blame them.
If you must be homosexual, be like this guy. Based
Maybe they behave in a cute way, but they pretty obviously don't have the same kind of cute factor an anime character does. Maybe there are threads where someone just posts on model fanart or stills from the show and swoons over them, but I'd be surprised. That said, I've underestimated faggotry before
You dont even know what youre talking about. There was an on model art fag in the south park shipping generals and he had a lot of shit everyone loved. People begged him to make more lol. He did mostly hetero art though so i never saved any personally.
Its not my fault all the shit out there is mostly japshit, i do have some western arts and somewhat on model chibi stuff but its a lot more rare.
I personally love this set an edit fag did
And I had a desktop background of all the boys at picture day for the longest time, so fuckin cute. Also love the still in the newer episode where Kyle gelled his hair and got ready for a date w Heidi before getting cucked. Adorable.
>people begging him to make more
Imagine a whole general full of people too lazy to bust out their construction paper
I underestimated the ill again, you guys are on some other shit
Said picture.
Dude it was digital art with mostly on model construction paper filters on top. Even the show doesnt use construction paper anymore lmao. Wish I had some to show.
i like him because of all of that, even the virtue signally stuff
you would be entirely and completely wrong actually
i find him cute in the show as well, but i'm not going to just post screenshots from the show
if i had more images of kyle by himself drawn in a similar art style to the show, i'd post those. or if i could draw myself i'd draw more accurate pictures of him.
yeah, nip/chink/gook artists aren't very good at getting his hair right.
I wish they made more of an effort to make it curly
His hair is still fucking ugly. Every time I see his stupid ginger afro I want to bash his head in.
Cartman? What did Kyle ever do to you
Butters is cute
I love Link
I think he means rapists.
>not wanting to fuck an egg
Kyle is for Stan
Does link count as Yea Forums husbando material?
I know Nintendo Power translated and published the original manga adaptation of Link to the Past by Ishinomori, but does that count?
being played by paul rudd also definitely helps
There's possibly an unfortunate pattern in my list.
I appreciate the love for disheveled Spiderman.
>ant man husbando
I hope you have a good foundation for the bruises, user.
I hate shotafags
Cringepost
Link is perfect.
I actually find that most anime boys are less appealing than the Yea Forums alternative. Mostly because the anime boys tend to be super bishi and femme and only the shonen boys have any muscle or masculinity to them.
What does this even mean
it's probbaly more difficult to draw it properly
damn dude and i thought i had problems
While I like anime, most anime boys are extremely soulless because they are just one or two traits which are made to sell crap to fans who are fine with one-dimensional characters. Make Kyle an anime boy and he will lose all the traits that make him unique such as his Jewish heritage, his intent to do good which often might backfire, his virtual signalling behavior and other flaws. He'd just be a pissed off tsukkomi who has a little brother.
I already read this. I prefer the one where he tricked some guy for boots and the guy took revenge.
Val Hallen from Dexter's Laboratory
Thank you.
>Dexter's Laboratory
That's an odd way to spell The Justice Friends, user.
Well the Justice Friends is a segment of Dexter's Laboratory.
duly noted, I don't know why I was thinking they were separate shows
I forgot they were a show-in-a-show
Good boys.
Let’s play a game. Anons rate the charts and guess if each poster is either a femanon or a gay.
bump
Can someone post the extended template?
Dirty, sloppy, lazy, bachelor boys are cute and SEXY!
Andy French is an acceptable alternative as well
the show literally only used construction paper in the first episode
there's a lot of shit you can't do with construction paper cutouts that you can do with drawings, even if the drawing is in the style of the cutout. that's part of the reason why the show itself doesn't use paper anymore.
what i don't understand is why it bothers you so much that someone doesn't strictly look at on-model drawings of characters
shut the fuck up faggot
I liked how he was always mooning people in the show.
Yeah, him and Fry have that in common. Though Fry has him totally beat in the amount of on screen ass showing he displayed in the show. I guess when you make a bachelor type like him a love of mooning comes with the territory.
How about we don't
A lot of guys here anyway.
How about don’t be lazy and rate
Cocky, dumb, cute doof.
here you go
Thank you!
This template is so messy. It irritates my autism. I had to clean it up a ton when I made mine. I should have saved the clean template before editing it.
Nemo is for Ringo tho.
yeah i just took it from the /cm/ thread
i don't really do charts because i only have one husbando but i did make a chart with just various images of him that i like
Here, I fixed it. Use this one instead.
The shota Links are better.
Revamped.
are you a furry
Is this kid from that Homerun movie? I swear I've seen him somewhere before, but I can't place it.
Good taste, though personally he's more my son than husband.
That's the older boy from The Boss Baby
I see you have a type....
duality of man
I miss him so much. His voice is just as sexy as I remembered.
Pretty standard. Most fangirls seemed to watch the show just for Jack. To this day I'm not really sure what the appeal was. Would you mind providing some insight?
Are you crazy?
Is that supposed to be a cat eared Tony Stark?
As long as you can keep it confined to fantasy,
Not hum but I liked the fun ' thing of the week' combined with 'thing being used in a semi deul setting of the week' format, same reason I like Jackie Chan adventures. Never had a husbando from that show other than have the option Clay is the best boy of the series but thats a pretty easy choice.
well i'm madly in love with a fictional 10 year old boy so yes, yes i am
then yes, yes i am.
>ren
(nervous laughter)
I like cute pathetic guys and his design is cool.
Stop copying me
Would you take the knot, user?
What’s my type?
An underrated shota.
I don't like any of the guys in your chart though
Because you have shit taste. Don’t copy what I like word for word and I won’t say anything. I don’t like your guy either.
i don't want to talk about it.
Pedos please go. Gays are such pedophiles.
Seethepost.
Why would you out yourself as a pedo?
just where exactly do you think you are, moralfag?
Hey I thought I finally had a thread where I could contribute. I'm a girl who isn't a tranny and wanted to post my cute husbando. But first reply made it apparent this is just a pedothread. Sad. Next time don't put up a sign that says "FEMANONS COME".
ok
fuck off whore
Just because the first couple posters are degenerate pedos doesn’t mean the rest of us are. I mean, we are on Yea Forums, but I bet at least a few other anons aren’t pedos.
>I'm a girl
Stopped reading there. Shit bait.
Bitch, just post your Husbando and either explain it or not. Just because the first fucking reply is a little kid doesn't mean that the entire thread is pedos. The following post is fucking Murdoc.
>On Yea Forums
>Thinks you're allowed to feel superior to anyone
Also there's plenty of non shota posts in the thread. You're just being attention whores complaining about a non-issue and trying to turn it into one.
Not bait; tired of seeing 'women' online turn out to be gay pedo trannies.
Anyway, as an actual woman, here's my husbando. Rate.
vash is like a walmart brand protag. you should love yourself more than this. -1/10
Post yours.
>posts anime
>"as and actual woman"
Bait harder, whore.
I'd post my voice but weirdos are getting vocal cord surgeries these days, so I'm just going to let it be.
Anyway, Vash is a cutie because he has a pure heart, which makes him good boyfriend and eventually father material.
I already did.
Trigun literally looks like it was ripped from those "How To Draw Manga" books.
Why not? That seems like a pretty standard husbando, especially compared to the rest of the taste in this thread.
So art featured in a book that would teach people how to draw manga? Interesting insult.
you are good at this.
You’re probably drawing shota art of them right now
this get gassed faggots
What is this from?
I need to protect his smile.
You will need to cope user.
Edward is the superior Camp Lazlo husbando
I have a decent normal husbando but this one is the one I would never admit in public bc just look at him.
I hate that he ticks a lot of my boxes, awkward, shy, villian turned good just cute in general
What about these two TOGETHER?
Nobody here is a rapist.
Calm down
If you’re a pedo maybe
and a furry
i want moralfags to get out
>moralfag
oxymoron
No that would be you.
shut the fuck up already and post more cute boys/men
I will post another pic of my husband then. He is very cute. I love him.
Who is this qt?
He’s 10.
How much more of an attention whore can you be?
Morty a cute!
They’re literally underaged. I hope all of you go to jail for wanting to have sex with underage boys.
Based and redpilled
Went from being based and redpilled to cringe and bluepilled in the span of one sentence.
He’s 14 and shouldn’t be used for lewd purposes
Do me a favor and Google studies about how homosexuals are insanely more likely to molest children.
Then respond with the predictable, "Well, just because a man molests a little boy, doesn't mean that man is GAaAay."
Shut the fuck up and go to bed
lol
Why would I go to bed?
twitter.com
Or respond with the infinitely more appropriate Fuck off /pol/
>gay pedos mad because i called out their gay pedophilia
No just responding appropriately to shit that has fucking nothing to do with this board, go jack off onto a statistics sheet with the rest of your kind. Inb4 assuming I’m even gay and not just sick of your obnoxious cross board cancer.
No, the subject of gay pedophilia was very on topic for this thread. X off Yea Forums if you don't like seeing it all the time.
The subject of the thread is just Yea Forums males, you’re the one turning into IRL /pol/ shit that has fucking nothing to do with it, pathetic triggered attention whore trying to make this tread all about your fucking politics and shit that personally upsets you.
i don't want to have sex with him retard
please return to /pol/
bump
Me on the right
Hey, I wouldn't have complained if I didn't see gay pedophiles everywhere. Sorry for speaking up, man!
you broke up?
Yes
Why does Yea Forums think it's ok to be a pedo if you are a girl?
Correction: if OP is gay then why are there so many fujoshi pedophiles making this type of artwork. Matt and Trey were being cool about it by making fun of them and including them in their game but jesus christ this fanbase has become such cancer.
Because fujoshi don’t want to fuck the kids themselves, they want them to fuck each other. A lot of porn ages them up too.
He deserved so much more.
>no Nightcrawler ITT
where the FUCK are my Kurtfags?
>mfw my husbando is an oc
>it's not really a husbando more like "i always imagine him in hot gay sex scenes"-do
no, I'm only into human dicks, ew
>a bunch of furries and cutesy animals, then just Tim Drake and Grifter out of nowhere
Wildcats Vol 2 is simply the best the comic medium has produced, user
max from camp camp
So you made your OC essentially to be a fuck toy
Not with me, i just imagine him with another OC
John and Jake are honestly better. Even his SJW ancestor is better
This.
Bottom Gumball sucks.
*a-ahem*
based jannies deleting retardposts
anyway what do you guys like most about your husbando? could be a physical feature, personality, trait, anything about him that you like
I think mostly i like his personality, he seems like the kind of guy that is easy to just hang out with, can watch TV, play video games, or anything like that. When it comes to looks though i do think he's just really cute and hot in that dad-bod kind of way. He's got an average build with just a little bit of beer-gut so i guess the term is skinny-fat? Something about it is just a turn on.
This has to be the worst opinion I’ve ever heard. Fucking Jake, man? Seriously?
>not loving every part of your husbando
Get out, normalfag. If you’re going to be a furry at least have the decency to commit to it.
I posted a chart so I'll explain for the Yea Forums characters on the chart.
Flash (DCAU)-I really love how he's just such a nice guy. Just the scene with him and Trickster alone is enough to make me love him.
KO/TKO-KO's just adorable and I love how TKO's edginess is played up for laughs.
Seahawk-I love his eccentric love of adventure. I would definitely call him cool to help with his self-confidence.
Haida (Honorary Yea Forums)-He just seems like a nice and simple guy. I could imagine a wholesome relationship.
Chase-I just find his stupidity mixed with his absurd willpower adorable.
Samurai Jack-He's just so fucking cool.
Constantine-I admire his ability to make hard decisions and deal with how fucked up his life is.
Ace Ambling-Similar reasons for why I like KO. He's just such a cute ball of innocence.
Ice Bear-I like how skilled he is at different things. I even wrote an entire respect thread for him.
Gumball-I find him really funny.
sorry I'm not a zoophile.
to answer my own question:
its hard to pin down one thing i like most about him, but one of the things i like most about him is how nice and sweet he is most of the time. another thing i like about him is that he's a lot like me in many ways (though he's the complete opposite of me in others).
I mean I'd totally let Cole rail me too, but he and Tim just look extremely out of place on your chart.
What can I say? I've got varied tastes. I'd even go for a robot.
>I like pathetic men
No wonder you browse Yea Forums
>Not a zoophile
>Wants to marry and have adult relations with a Hyena.
With a human body and penis, yes
Also I don't remember saying I want to marry him (but I do)
does Andy ever moon anyone outside of the MTV cameras & the pimp at his door? I haven't watched too much of the series.
Also, I love Fry's butt but I don't remember much of his either unfortunately...
I know there's a scene where you can see Andy's butt when he's running through someone's house naked. I think it's after he first sleeps with his co-worker, i forget her name and the episode but i do remember him being naked as a result of being chased in a house.
As for Fry there's plenty of moments throughout the show when you can see his butt. Like that episode with him in a robot insane asylum, or at the start of an episode where people at his job thinks he's using too much power, there's got to be more i'm missing. The Futurama movie also has a lot of ass shots of him because the movie revolves around the tattoo of Bender he has on his butt.
oh my god, I totally forgot about that first Bender movie. That was a goldmine
>Human body
Yes.
>And penis
[citation needed]
Continuing my kurtposting
I've got 23 more images lined up, but feel free to help
for me, its the ochinchin
I'm with you buddy. I will never understand Jakefags when the only character worse than him might be Gamzee.
For me it’s
Karkat > Dirk > Dave > Sollux > Mituna > Equius > John > Kankri > Eridan > shit = Tavros > Jake > Ruffio = Horrus = Cronus = Kurloz > Gamzee
Most of the carapaces are pretty high tier too, but the list is already too fucking long.
Please don’t image dump. It wastes threads. /cm/ exists for this purpose.
clyde is pretty cute
He is. My second fave SP.
I'm not gay, I just really like justice is all.
who is your favorite?
I'm onto you
I'd date him but the scenes of him kissing that girl were still weird.
what's with the abs edit? Lol. Finn's token tubbiness adds to his cute
Stan, but he is way better in the earlier season when he has more going on. He has gotten pretty lame in later seasons. Same goes for Kenny but I think he has it even worse, it’s like 90% of the time the writers forget he exists.
The details we learned made it worth it.
Why John Bravo!? WHY???
Hound is not for sexual and Matt is not even a real fucking character chico.
Their appeal is interesting because it pretty much has to come down to their personalities and voice acting. The art style is too bare bones to be visually stimulating for even the most degen pedos.
i like stan most of the time (although the way he acted towards kyle in the metrosexual episode was pretty despicable desu)
my favorite will always be kyle though
This is some good taste, user, gay or not.
Best husbando and best boy
Hey that’s mine. You can’t have him.
Murdoc is kind of a huge tsundere, and I find that really endearing. He acts like he's really hard, but he can be a total sweetheart when his guard is down or when he's talking to his fans. He once spent 3 hours in a chatroom talking a kid out of suicide. I like to picture him with young Noodle bonding by jamming out to Megadeath before she could speak a word of English. You know he made sure one of her first words was "fuck".
And he's definitely the funniest Gorillaz character. The shit he comes out with in the interviews is amazing. And the MTV Cribs episode, when he's pissing trick-shots off the toilet stall has me in stitches every time. I could listen to his weird vocal ticks for hours.
He clearly has some very deep-rooted psychological issues. He had an abusive childhood, and in phase 3 it's obvious he's struggling with substance abuse, paranoia and a fear of abandonment, and probably also grief for the presumed death of Noodle and guilt for being largely responsible for it. While it doesn't excuse the terrible things he's done, it does contextualize them. And lyrics from Plastic Beach and the CD booklet asking for forgiveness make it seem like he truly does feel remorse for his actions, even if he can't express that in words. It breaks my heart.
He's also fucking sexy. His character design fluctuates the most out of any of them; sometimes Jamie draws him hot and sometimes he draws him hideous. But his persona and his lack of shame scream sex-appeal. And the goth/satanist aesthetic really can't be beat. Also, bass is the sexiest instrument. The baseline in Every Planet We Reach Is Dead gives me the vapors.
Surely there's enough Stan Pines to share
cute pics user :3
Why not? He's a handsome buff retard
Stan and Kyle are also just really cute together.
Yeah i like his thiccness too, but he does kind of vary it up. Sometimes he's like a perfect cylinder and other times he's more flat and less tubby looking.
Well considering his life of adventuring, he'd probably be not so tubby.
Noooo, he’s just an immensely misanthropic stay at home dad voiced by Liam Neeson who fits in the palm of his wife’s hand.
He’s cute!! No one else can see it?
Regardless of tummy level...
dat ass
>watching dubs
oof
>not appreciating Liam’s beautiful voice
>Bottom Gumball sucks
Yes he does
I like all the Gumballs, i just dont see big enough differences to think one is way worse than the other.
>tfw used to enjoy stancest porn but can’t anymore
Not sure when I started subconsciously getting grossed out at incest but I do now.
A very thick block of ice.
The edge is strong in this young one.
Being a one man army is pretty edgy boy.
Tell me you’re fetish and I’ll try to guess who your husbando is in this thread.
this isn't a fucking image dump thread retard
exists for a reason. make a nightcrawler thread there.
piss the fuck off if all you're going to do is spam images
Feet
S/M
Shoulders, if that makes any sense.
farts / mooning
Never really liked them together in an incest/romantic way myself, but I love them together in a soulmate kind of way. Something about the twin thing and being able to do near perfect impersonations of each other just captures my interest.
not the guy you replied to but i'm guessing you're the guy who posted fry
Not the user you replied to, i'm the Fry / Andy French user. But i dont mind those things either
Face sitting and scent-play.
shotas, specially blonde ones
patrician taste op, kyle is a cute
I wish stan and kyle were still super best friends though
Is your husbando Butters?
no, I'm the one who posted Kazu at the start of the thread. He's one of the boys whose smile I want to protect. Pic related is another one.
I am deeply ashamed
me too
then again there are a lot of things i wish were still a thing in south park
fuck i hate the newer seasons
only good thing is tweek and craig and thats purely because its cute as fuck
sadly they ruined the second creek-centric episode by making it all about drumpf
It's not as bad as a cup.
yeah, I don't bother with the newer seasons, its pretty much randy's show now. Hope this one will be the last.
If I wanna see the boys being cute, I'll just watch the early seasons. Its a shocker how much the boys' dynamics have changed, it kinda saddens me.
It's the voice, isn't it
absofuckinglutely, also his laid back attitude. Been into him since I was 9.
>all these Kylefags complaining about new SP when he gets about as much spotlight as Randy and Cartman do
>all these Kylefags complaining about SP being a political satire when that is big part of Kyle's characterization
>all these Kylefags complaining about dynamics having changed when Trey and Matt used to say that Kyle and Stan were literally the same character and extremely one-dimensional
Look I like Tweek the best and I had to wait for over a decade for him to even be a proper character again, you take what you can get
>Trey and Matt used to say that Kyle and Stan were literally the same character
I mean just because they say it doesnt necessarily mean it's true. And that might have been the case a while ago but now they're very clearly distinct characters. Kyle is far more of a preachy moralfag and the show even points this out a lot. Stan by comparison is way more prone to going along with things just as part of the group or because he thinks it's fun, not always thinking of the ethical implications behind it.
>you'd never admit to being in love with IRL
The rat king from the penguins of madagascar cartoon
Dom/Sub, feminization, bondage
King Julian? I like his confidence and charisma myself.
You would like Butters then, I think
I've recently grown fond of that one spider named Angel Dust from that show that doesn't even have a pilot yet.
Quite honestly, I woud snuggle with him every night, hold hands with him and later, sensualy, load him in the ass.
He is a cutie.
Nah, I think that user is talking about the reoccurring villain. The one that was ripped and led the army of rats in the sewers
No, i mean what is talking about.
Julien Really isn't my type.
He's essentially a genderbent dumb bimbo
Not your fault user, he was calculatedly designed to be as fuckable as possible
I know and i don't really regret it.
I like him, he is unapologeticly a massive slut but hides a soft center behind assholish persona.
Whore with a heart of gold trope, but i like it.
And he ain't just that but also a mobster knowing his way with guns and various melee weapons.
And, of course, he is sexy as fuck and sexuallt available.
You are right though, it's unreal how appealing Vivz made him.
Sometimes i doubt that she was capable of doing it on purpose and it kinda happend but who knows, maybe she did.
But that's fine with me tho, i want to fuck the spider.
Good taste
They can only be shotas? Is that what you're saying?
Fictional character attraction standards are very different from real people for most.
What would sex with a cup even be
i fucking hate randy
see the thing is randy shouldn't get any fucking spotlight
he's a one-note side character. he's the peter griffin of south park. every goddamn adult cartoon has an idiotic bumbling father as a main character now. like wow, that ain't overdone at all
i don't want JUST kyle to have screen time. i want all the boys to have screen time, because they are the main characters of the show, not randy
also i'm not complaining about it being a political satire, i'm complaining about matt and trey literally using it as a vehicle to shill marxism. and it definitely wasn't as much of a 'political satire' in the past as it is now; if you can even call it political satire, since the satire is so thinly fucking veiled as to basically just be "hey, be a leftist you piece of shit."
>also i'm not complaining about it being a political satire, only that it's political satire that doesn't agree with my views
Yawn.
you get to stick something up the straw, or the straw gets stuck up you
its more that the political satire has become john oliver-quality
>matt and trey literally using it as a vehicle to shill marxism
These were your words. No use in pretending you're a level headed individual.
yes, those were my words. because they are true. matt stone himself admitted to it in the season 22 commentaries.
it is never acceptable to support an ideology which has killed tens of millions of people every time someone has attempted to implement it
if matt and trey were supporting fascism, would you not have a problem with that?
you'll look back at these posts and cringe at your adolescent 'culture wars'
yawn
one day i hope i will
i also hope i can watch south park again and not saturday night live starring randy marsh
At least post pics of husbandos if you guys are going to bitch like this
okay
i need to find more solo images of kyle
underrated
What Matt Stone admitted was reading Marxist literature because maybe he likes educating himself. You should try it too instead parroting everything you read on Yea Forums.
Were you this assblasted when they called Atlas Shrugged piece of shit in season 2?
i mean he wanted the amazon episodes to be a 'lesson' about Marxist economics and marxist critiques of capitalism
the lesson certainly wasn't "marxism is bad"
no because it is a piece of shit
What could you possibly put up the straw?
An eyelash?
Clearly you didn't understand his commentary or took it too simple-mindedly. It's good to understand different kind of ideologies even if you don't particularly support them. There's a thing called Marxist concept of humanity, just like there's Christian or Behavioristic concept of humanity. You need to learn all of them to understand more about "Menschenbild" in general.
Being critical against Jeff Bezos and corporatism/consumerism is not the same as being "ebil leftist", considering even Trump has called it out. The Amazon episodes themselves ended with Randy and Towelie getting their town back with the basics of capitalism, and you cry about socialism?
I'm sorry but you sound too young to get the satire in South Park, which is probably why you dislike it. It has always made fun of both sides and what they did with Amazon was nothing new considering they did almost similar episode with Wal-Mart ages ago. South Park has always portrayed the best and worst results of American capitalism and this one was no exception. It's not supposed to give you straight answers either but think about the themes by yourself, which is probably why they literally included Satan telling you to go to your local library to learn more about things.
If you really like Kyle then maybe you should consider living up to his intellectual standards.
I'm not a fan of South Park, but I prefer Kenny.
Toon Link => Young Link > the rest
>What would sex with a cup even be
check cuphead porn
Toon Link is more my sonfu. I just want to protect him.
the wal-mart episode didn't have a character spouting marxist talking points retard
my problem is not with them criticising jeff bezos or consumerism and corporations, it's with them seriously portraying marxism as an ideology that actually has merit. perhaps i am remembering the episode wrong, but never did they portray the marx box as being wrong or incorrect, nor did they indicate his ideas or reasoning were flawed in any way.
i like south park. i just don't like the last five seasons, primarily because of serialization - in that regard season 22 was a step in the right direction, but they poisoned it with their political agenda.
on the subject of understanding different ideologies, even if you don't support them... well, should matt stone read mein kampf too? certain ideologies have no merit, nothing of value they can contribute to the world. marxism is one such ideology; nazism is another.
>cuphead porn
Now there’s a husbando
I'm not really into chubsters, but there are at least three on this chart that I husbando
why do gay people have to post
to complain about threads they don't like
its so hard to get a decent shot of him and god the pilot sucked but i'm devoted to my nasty misogynistic psychonerd
Which ones?
god help me theyre adorable now we just need some cala maria bully-teasing action
don't bully the cups
kenny is the best blond-haired boy
I don’t know if my interest goes that far
>this faggot won’t even fuck a cup!
The villainous ones are my favourite because they’d be the ones to get the most frustrated at being undermined.
I don't know about the cups, but I'd do king dice
Coop, Bill, and Stan
Browsing Yea Forums must be like watching porn everyday huh?
Pathetic guys are great bc there’s no guilt when you sit on their whining tear streaked faces
But what if i want them to be the ones sitting on my face? That is if characters like Fry, Haida, and Andy count as pathetic.
Why do nips love south park so much? Theres suprising amount of fan art from them
because nips can appreciate cute boys
its also not just the japanese, but the koreans and the chinese, too
LOTS of koreans
Would you do King Mufasa?
south park is a fujoshi and shotacon heaven due the large amount of little boys and the art style that probably reminds them of sanrio characters
nah, not a zoophile, otherwise I'd be on twitter
Nips love toilet humor. That’s like 90% of the reason it’s popular there. The little boys come secondary.
Daily reminder.
There is no reason you can't wife a man.
The art says likewise. They probably say that because its more acceptable in public
I thought that word only got used because it was something a character in Nichijou said outright, nothing to do with the syllables or phonetics.
>find good art of my husbando
>artist drew him with fucking cat ears and a tail
>mfw
so incredibly frustrating.
that makes it better
hasubando
no it doesn't, because i'm not a furfag
Okay fine.
Would you do a boy dressed as King Mufasa?
cat ears and tail don't count as furry. it starts being furry when the face has animal features or the hands/feet become paws
femdom, torture, humiliation, etc
well okay
i still don't like it
kyle is a person, not a pet
based fatfag
nothing wrong with shotapets
well, i mean, you do you
it's just not my taste to the point where it ruins an otherwise good image for me
don't be so whiny
don't be a dick
A lot of nips seem to do this. Even with characters I wouldn't usually expect
that ain't me
nips really love cats, and one day they'll make catboys real
The only fictional character to ever trigger any kind of parental instincts in me was Keita / Nate, i dont know if there are any Yea Forums characters who can do the same with a similar combo of personality and design.
a little more Yea Forums than Yea Forums I suppose, but I've had a soft spot for him ever since I read Mr. Blue Sky
Do pathetic men think of themselves as pathetic?
wish i could find more artists who actually get his hair right or even attempt to get it right
guess asians don't encounter much curly haired people in asia
There's actually a lot more curly haired Asians than you give them credit for
didnt know that
i've never seen one
>my problem is not with them criticising jeff bezos or consumerism and corporations, it's with them seriously portraying marxism as an ideology that actually has merit.
>perhaps i am remembering the episode wrong, but never did they portray the marx box as being wrong or incorrect, nor did they indicate his ideas or reasoning were flawed in any way.
Have you considered that there was a Marxist character because Marxist philosophy was heavily connected to trade unions and class struggle which was a major theme in the episodes? This shit but this should be obvious when there's a portrayal of workers' plight with a trade union leader literally quoting Communist Manifesto. As you can see the struggles were useless since they gained nothing in that and the box was killed.
Social democracy was basically a compromise between capitalism and socialism when people realized that Marxist revolutionary approach from capitalism to socialism didn't work, and if anything the new season seemed to favore more this world view.
But it's good to see that even to this day there's something that South Park can do to trigger the audience, as it seems Americans are paranoid over even a mere mention of Marx.
>well, should matt stone read mein kampf too?
Read Mein Kampf if you want to - it's hardly a well written book but it's a good example of very heated, simplistic theories that more people should have been aware of and still should.
Really depends on the kind of pathetic he is
Sauce?
Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland
To all SP fags in this thread, I want to inform you that every single SP boy is owned by me, they are all my underage sons and you can't have them. Cheers!
Based
He's a highly attractive wuss, even during his goth phase.
Who is this?
Wish there were more lewds with BonBon, threads about him either here or aco are pretty rare.
Hera will be always better than Shera.
Always.
Love me some Ace
>tfw there's way more straight porn of him than gay ones
who?
groundskeeper willie and cletus spuckler.
I don't like the way he's eyeing Nemo's ass. The kid probably isn't looking for THAT kind of adventure in Slumberland
Is he supposed to be a straight character?
Maybe, although it was never said
Is it weird that I find Sargeant Hatred to be the best husubando material on that show? What even happened to his relationship with Princess tiny feet?
Kazu from Devil's Candy, a webcomic with lots of cute boys (and girls).
Greg shoulda been the protagonist, I hate his shitty kid
i fucking hate straight shota
>Friend shows me a gif of an alligator character
>Get reminded of Louis from Princess and the Frog (A movie I haven't watched since it first released)
>Find myself developing an affinity for him over the course of an hour
Oh no.
I know he'd be a bad bf but god do I love everything about him
Just barely over the line to qualify as pathetic.
oof
yikes
Do you like alligator characters in general, or do you think it's just coincidence?
Once again don’t ever look into the tumblr SP community.
Remove Stan from your chart please.
wait a minute. Morgan is that you?
I like reptiles, so maybe. Dingodile is one of my top faves. I just think he's super cute and huggable.
Both Antmans are husbando tier
Which character?
No, but even i think she took it a bit too far.
>This thread
There is a reason why exists
Yea Forums has waifu threads daily. Get over it
This, cute boys were made for gay porn
do you tell people in waifu threads to go to /c/ or Yea Forums? faggot
yeah, plus women are gross
Not him but this thread does have a very big amount of south park kid characters that try to appeal to the "cute".
Variety in other characters would come nice for the thread. Or at least some talk about the characters instead of only south park talk.
Cringehypocrisy
Husbando threads will invariably be biased towards the OP picture, partially because the OP is the one with the biggest investment in the maintaining the thread, and partially because the image will attract like-minded posters. I tried to talk about my husbando, but nobody is interested.
You have me here so go ahead and share about your husbando, i'm actual interested.
I am also a bit weirded out as the board i go that isn't the case, OPs are juts that and are usually ignired. Kinda like feeling upside-down right now.
I already did. I'm the Murdocfag. Ironically, Gorillaz discussion is alive and well on /cm/.
Ah.
I don't know a thing about music except for very few things. Do have heard about Gorillaz and their animated videos but only the very minimal.
you can talk about whatever husbandos you want, you don't only have to talk about south park.
and just because someone's husbando isn't hyper-masculine doesn't mean they need to go to /cm/
i wish he was real bros
>I don't know a thing about music except for very few things.
I didn't used to either. I'm kind of embarrassed to admit that Gorillaz got me way more into music than I was before because I fell in love with the characters. I liked their first few albums, but I wouldn't have looked twice at their newer stuff if I didn't become invested in the characters. It made me give those albums a second chance, and they grew on me. Now I'm playing catch-up, going through the discographies of their influences and collaborators and trying to discover music on my own. I guess it's good that the cartoon aspect of Gorillaz got me interested in a new hobby, but it's a little embarrassing that husbandofagging and shipping was the inspiration for it. I still have a lot to learn, though.
no need to be embarrassed user
i'm not
This thread isn't ready to die yet.
Pic related is the only Antman
Best husbando right here
agent venom?
i think thats just regular venom with a jacket dude
oh, I am retarded.
I’d never admit to it... my this fucker owns my life ...
I’d suck this mans cock but I’m not proud about it
Agent is pretty eh, Brock is best Venom
really? Why is that?
early cringelord Venom was the best
IM GONNA EAT YA BONES, AND YA BRAINS, AND YA SPLEEN, BITCH, BUT THEN IMMA EAT A LOT OF CHOCOLATE BECAUSE DENTAL CARE IS BAD
*proceeds to sing Strangers in the Night while swinging through town*
How so?
...why? Did he get that much of a personality in the new cartoon?
that's some amazing art
Out of the way, best turtle coming through
Yea that Venom was cool as hell. Shame they went into making everything overly dramatic and too serious. But eh, at least Flash and Scorpion are (hopefully) done for.
>tfw just awoke from a blissful dream where I kept Rocket Raccoon as a pet and I hugged and kissed him
The turtles are nice and all but Master Splinter is better.
Depends on which Splinter you're talking about. If '30 and '12, then yes. If Rise, nah.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone from Camp Lazlo in a ship, let alone a crossover.
Would be interesting.
Of course i'm talking about them. especially 2012 design.