Spider Man rule 63 thread #2

Spider Man rule 63 thread #2
What would Penny/Spider-Woman's life be like?

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Slept with J Jonah Jameson

She tries to latch on to strong father figures (I.E. Matt, BEen, Reed etc.)

Ben Stacy is a preppy, jock son of the Police Chief. Gets all the girls but Penny brushes his attempts off so he becomes intrigued by this nerdy waif

Stacey Thompson is the head cheerleader and likes nothing more than to torment Penny. But she worships Spider-Woman.

>that filename

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Rule 63 faggots need to get out. This is a gay board. If you want to lust over Spider-Man, lust over him as he actually is - a man.
This is a gay board.

>at 15,Penny Parker lost her Uncle Ben.
>the lost of her only male role model made Penny's relation to man very complicated.
>While she would despise men who used their intelligence or strength for greed and personal gain,she would idolize the ones that would legitimately use their gifts for the greater good.
In summary:
She would respect people like Curt Connors,Captain America or Robbie Robertson
And be attracted to people like Daredevil or John Jameson III.
While also hating people like Johnny Storm,JJJ and Flash Thompson

The only thing wrong is that she is showing her face

So are all the Spidey characters flipped or just Peter? Because I like the idea of "Marty Jones"

Look at those fucking giant cans.

They're ridiculously big. This is why you don't let cheesecake artists do character designs.

Peter isn't overtly buff so I wouldn't expect a genderswapped version to be that stacked

The booty is on point do

>Liz walks in on Penny working out
>She's lifting weight that are ridiculous for a woman
>Liz can't help but stare at Penny's physique

>"PARKER! I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDER-WOMAN! She may be a menace, but dammit that ass sells papers!"
>Penny doesn't socialize with other heroines that much because they keep pestering about her actor boyfriend
>The Night Ben Stacy Died

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This, I like my spiderwomen flat as a board.

>So Spidey are you dating someone.
>Actually Y-Yes,I am Carol.
>oh yeah who.
>M-Marty Jane.
>Marty Jane?The Marty Jane?,the guy from Secret Hospital.
>Y-Yep we meet in College,our Uncles are friends
>look we won't make fun of will just don't lie to us.
>I'M NOT LYING JANET!!

>Civil War

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>Penny’s Daddy Issues influencing most of her decisions

.It was all part of a plan to get Penny into a Iron Spider suit so Tony could get her exact measurements for some reason
>Or he just wanted to see her in a skintight nanomachine suit of his own creation

>look, if you think about it, technically speaking, Penny my dear, anal is actually MORE moral, since our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ isn't watching!
>locks her in the suit
>fucks her while she's unconscious
>blames it on a "malfunction"

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>"Geez, Penny. You might as well have said you have a boyfriend from Canada."
>Marty surprises Penny at the diner they're all having lunch at
>"Hey there, Tigress. We finished early today. You want to show me that new particle accelerator exhibit you've been gushing about all week? Oh, nice meeting you all!"
>They leave
>Carol, Jennifer, and Janet are still trying to process just what the hell happened.

He'd maybe cope a feel of the booty
>Finally
>After so long since I laid eyes on you I get my one chance
>*Honk*

Incels think tits that big is "normal and moderate". Holy shit.

>the booty is too good
>the cans are too big
>the pressure is too much
>it happens
>"I'm so fucked up"

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Incel here, they're not big enough and I wouldn't even consider a woman like that.

>*I'm at the lowest of lows

Just proving my point you incel retard. Neck yourself.

>"com'on ol'sport, we both know there's much lower we can go!"

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seethe more

Just Peter.

Nah I think the best compromise is that all Spidey characters are flipped, but the larger Marvel universe remains the same

>Penny's leg lock and sticky vagoo game is too strong
>Marty can't pull out

>Once a month She savagely beats up criminals
>They learn to not commit crime that day or around it
>Kraven doesn't heed the warnings and gets molested/raped for his trouble
>The rest of the Sinister Six run to fight another day leaving Kraven as a distraction

No, we're not having that.

Why not? I like the Marty stuff

i want spiderwomen to take lewd pictures of me

Please, we need the others to remain same.

Ok Jonah

You haven't elaborated as to why. I think much of it still works if it's just Spider-Man characters. In fact it's interesting to explore what does and doesn't change for these characters as a result.

I don't have to elaborate, I didn't say all of the Spider-Man characters, I only mentioned Spider-Man as a girl.

Can a drawfage draw this?
Requesting R63 version of Spider-Man with this description : mostly the same as regular Spider-Man, but instead of a belt the narrow red bit is almost thong like. The eyes are a bit more pointed at the tips to appear more feminine, she has the web armpits and her body is more fit with buff muscles with large hips and tits

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What does Penny look like?

Fetishfags BTFO'd, now we can discuss real stuff about Spider Woman.

Yeah, like how many times did she get groped by Vulture.

fuck off

That’s what Penny said after JJJ slapped her on the ass before meekly submitting

die

I want to say something like a substitute science teacher who often ties her brown hair up in a bun

I guess it could work, yes.

That’s what Penny felt like doing after fucked by Rhino in public

>quads
She's also rather buff under her dress/outfits

seething tranny... You're so obsessed with your OC fanfiction you'll be annoying to anyone who thinks it's shit.

I think Penny should be fit, but not buff. Like you'd expect from a marathon runner, not unlike The Flash. Of course she can still have a little junk in the trunk

That's very true.

That’s the same level of frustration Penny felt after Carnage tore her ass up

Get out

That’s what Penny said to Norman right as he was about to cum

Nice quads of truth

Leave you fucking idiot

>Fucking Idiot
That was Penny’s Facebook status when she banged Johnny Storm

What is your fucking problem? We're all having a good time here, and then you come in to fag this entire thread up with your tantrum. YOU leave

Shut up.

You just HAVE to give me a bad day, don't you?
Stay clean or leave.

Oh it’ll be a s clean as Penny after her bukkake with the Sinister Six

Ignore the faggot. Let's talk about Penny being insecure about her but in regular wear, and yet strangely okay in spandex. Also seconded

Which one's the faggot, buster?

I like this Penny Parker. Can Felicia Hardy/Black Cat still be a woman? Penny and Felicia have this sort of sexually charged rivalry towards each other in both superhero and personal business, keeping tallies on who "won" and teasing each other.
Basically, keep Black Cat a woman so Penny can succumb to lesbianism.

The one trying to control the thread yelling at anyone trying to lewd Penny. I can talk about whatever the fuck I want. If I want to talk about Penny having conflicting feelings fighting The Shocker, or getting full on penetrated by Doctor Octopus, I can. Really I prefer cute shit, but that's besides the point

die slowly

Keep this thread clean.

You actually bring up an interesting point, user. Felicia Hardy was always kind of a phase for Peter Parker, and with Penny even more so. Black Suit makes her more edgy, she questions all her choices as Spider-Woman, and yeah she experiments with her sexuality maybe.
You need to go back

As slow and powerful as Hulk’s thrusts against Penny?

As clean as Deadpool’s cock after Penny sucked him?

>Let's talk about Penny being insecure about her but in regular wear, and yet strangely okay in spandex.
She finds her superhero identity liberating and powerful, and so she's more confident, aggressive, and flirtatious than when she's Penny.
>Marty would never like me! He wants a girl like Spiderwoman
>Cue her trying to attract Marty as Spiderwoman, while trying to put in a good word for Penny, all while trying to balance the two identities

your gay fanfiction is vile

>Nerdy smart girl with an inexplicably hot body
>Married to a hot chad male supermodel
Fuck, the period when they're married would be sexy as hell.

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What are the odds Penny loves making Back to the Future jokes about Marty?

Does she cheat on him with Tony during Civil War?

>Penny saves Marty's life during the early days
>Famous photo involving Her carrying Marty in one arm while swinging them to safety
>She's tiny compared to him

I wonder if Ben Stacy would figure out Penny is Spider-Woman?

Ben Stacy and Marty Jane would have a weird relationship tho.
Gwen and MJ had a weird sorta of love triangle because they would try to fuck Peter and make the other one fuck Peter.
Their relationship would be like two bros saying "dude,she's perfect for you" but secretly they want to fuck her.

Kind of hard with a broken neck

Before that
That's true. They seem like pretty good wingmen once they get to know each other.

What type of villains does Spider-Woman have?
How does she deal with them?

Shocker, Rhino and a couple others are the least rapey/creepy ones

Cope harder old faggot. We're the new faggots in town.

But liking spiderwoman is gay for at least 30% of this board

They should be the exact same. The question is do her jokes come off as sassy or teasing? Are the villains still mostly men, or should they be women too? Or perhaps a better route would be focusing on Peter's lesser known female villains like White Rabbit, or the female variants such as Scorpia and Beetle (Lincoln)

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Is mysteria man or woman?

That's a different problem altogether. One I'm working on solving.

I don't care if you like her, I want to know what would make her intimidating and cool.

Fuck if I know. It's all smoke and mirrors. But upon reflection, I think I like the idea of these ladies being the debut Sinister Six in this new universe. For example Otto was studying under Lady Octopus, and Scorpia came before Gargan. That kind of thing. That way you're not just rehashing the old S6, and doing something new

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>Sinister Six
but there are five of them?
>females
ooooooh

They're all incels who have crushes on her.

All the males and females stay males and females, just spidey as a girl, pretty please.

>Those hips..... That ass.

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Actually I think the cover is missing Trapster, who was with this crew in issue 25. But I suppose you could swap her out for Panda-Mania or Screwball if you want

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oh, i thought one of them is supposed to be pregnant.

Just like I thought, you don't care, you just wanna be horny teenagers.

So mature....

Wow nice interesting topics that are meaningful guys, sure showed me.

Has rivalry with Janet Van Dyne instead of Johnny Storm

>Rule 63 spider woman has a crush on a black twink with the personality of a goth.

I hate disney so much.

Should fem spider man have organic webs or mechanical webs?

organic that come out of her ass

No...

Her name was Mayday Parker, you filthy fucking casuals. She was named May after her grandaunt.

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Can someone make some R63 Spider-Man art?

Why Rule 63 Spider-Man when there's like four other fucking female spider characters already.

>"I'm uh...flattered Spiderwoman, but I already like someone"
"Oh"
"Ok"
"Wait, have you told them?"
>"Well, no..."
>great responsibility
"you should tell them"
>"But I don't know if they like me back"
"If you don't, then you'll regret it, and they'll find someone else"
>"...you're right spiderwoman"
"She's lucky to have you"
>Thwip

---later---

>Penny's at her locker
>Cried herself to sleep last night
>Of course Marty would already have someone he liked
>He's Marty
>And Penny Parker in a spider costume is still Penny Parker
>Shadow behind her
>Penny turns to face Marty's chiseled abs
>Marty pins her against her locker with a smile of forced confidence
>"Heeeey Penny, uhh, I was wondering if you were doin anything Friday night"
Spider.exe. has stopped working

Oh gosh darn golly....

There is not a single ounce of narrative quality in this thread. You people are pathetic cumbrains.

>big titty lol hmm spider pussy lol

Don't worry, you and me can help with that part.

What's Spider Woman's traits and personality like and how does it help her solve problems and fighting?

stop fucking doing that

Genderswapped Parker has already been done.

And anyway you can't really gender swap him since his issues are more or less related to the fact that he's a dude. It doesn't work if he's a woman, it just become shy-gamer girl GF fantasy

she got big fat ol titties she uses tah tittie fuck them cremnals inta submeesion

No, this is OUR fem-spider man, our version.

We get it, you're a male, too funny.

Stay out of Yea Forums kiddo.

What actress would play her?

Millie Bobby brown

Gwen

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>patty parker. growing up shed still be that shut in nerdy girl who creeps everyone out.
>upon being bit by the spider and acquiring a new spider-body, she pursues her shallow dream of becoming a cheerleader.
>she completely overshadows Felicia Thompson, Midtown high's golden girl.
>she takes this a step further, becoming a social media sensation from her part time job at wrestling
>Lester Allen has always secretly crushed on her, but know hes more open about it.
>she gets invited to parties and starts acting like a thot.
>felicia has enough and yanks on Patty's fucking hair one day. She moves in for a slap, but by simply blocking her she shatters her hand.
>her aunty Gwen and uncle Matt try and snap her out of it, but patty is acting too much like a bitch.
>in her irresponsibility she ignores the one criminal she shouldve stopped, killing her auntie Ben
>using some tights from theatres class she makes a skintight sexy costume, and vows to use her powers for good.
>she quits cheer, goes back to her old self, and focuses on science. A new student is transferred to the school: Marty Jane Watson.
>Matthew Reily Parker is left with a hormonal teenage girl, and is forced to raise her alone.
>eventually patty gets a job at the daily bugle, run by Joanne Jonah Jameson, and crushes on the assistant Bob Grant.

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why.

I LITERALLY RECAPPED ULTIMATE SPIDERMAN AND SOME OF THE LEE AND DITKO RUN

but...

Only person genderbent is Peter though... Plus it sounds kinda dirty...

How is it dirty? It's exactly what would happen. In all honesty not much would change.

Idk think about it

Okay the hormones part, parties part, I didnt mean nothing sexual by it. And so what if I did?

You could've left that out.

Fuck off

Sorry, no, I like quality.

>Quality = no sexy stuff

All I see here is "lol she has big tits and ass lol"

A gender-swapped Peter Parker would have a very different story. Different hardships and difficulties.
A smart and attractive woman wouldn't struggle the way Parker does.

You're right she would, can we talk about that aspect please? Shit...

Attractive? Peter isnt exactly a hunk.

What type of outfit does she normally wear as regular clothes?

Peter Parker is not the archetypal masculine alpha guy, a female version of him would basically be a perfect character.
A smart, nerdy, attractive woman who is a bit awkward but still knows what's right and wouldn't fuck around and use what she has to manipulate people and get her way.

When you look at female super heroes, they usually are less noble than their male counterparts.
Sue Storm and her drama stories, She Hulk who is basically a closet slut, Captain Marvel who can be unnecessary violent and had tendencies to indulge. They are flaws. A female Peter Parker wouldn't have such flaws, as the original character is a pretty self-contained dude.

A repressed guy is seen as flawed, a repressed female is not. I'd say a female Peter Parker would be much more neurotic and moody than her male counterpart, probably borderline depressed.

He's very decently fit, much more so than the average dude nowadays, he's physically active. He's extremely smart and talented and clearly has passions and hobbies, he's not a boring guy.
Despite being a bit of a pushover, he still fights for what he believes in and is not a coward. A lot of women would find him attractive. He is unironically a high quality dude who just needs to stop fucking around because of his fear of failure.

>”Marty.....I’m Spider-Woman”
>What he says: “Wow that’s.....a lot to process”
>What he’s thinking: “FUCKING SCORE!”

The bitchy attitude post powers pre Auny Gwen death makes sense

>I'd say a female Peter Parker would be much more neurotic and moody than her male counterpart, probably borderline depressed.

This sounding like the 70s spiderwoman.

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yeah, we need penni parker to be different from that

>Gwen and MJ had a weird sorta of love triangle because they would try to fuck Peter and make the other one fuck Peter.

Betty and Veronica.

But thing is, The peter parker in my head is very neurotic and moody.
>antisocial, barely ever catching a break
Yes overtime he gets better, obviously. I would agree with you on doubling down with this. She'd be a much mors aggressive fighter perhaps, and more shut in. But more caring perhaps.

Something like this?

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Didn't this chick get some writer or artist or something publicly crucified a few years back because he allegedly grabbed her by the pussy or something?

>Someone grabs her pussy
Why would that get anyone in trouble? She's a porn star.

Peter grew more comfortable with himself. Yes he's usually a moody guy, imagine if he was a woman.

A female version would be the kind of woman who would "la la la" her way through the world with imaginary butterfly and a big headset constantly on her head.

Penny Parker should be like Peter in the sense that both are capable/attractive/intelligent people the whole time, and the spider bite just helped bring them out of their shell. Both are complete dorks, witty, except Penny is perhaps a bit more insecure given how coming of age stories can differ depending on sex.

Stop discriminating against busty women, they can be heroes too

No they literally can’t if they have to do cqc. It will heavily hinder you. The only way a really busty body works for a superhero is if they are long range like telepathic or magic powers.

Therefore large breasts are stupid for Spider-Woman.

angry chestlet detected

Let’s agree to a generous B cup, with a tight ass

she gonna be a tough buff lady.

yes plz

B cup eh?

Yeah seems like a good compromise

sweet

how bout curves and muscles?

your attitude is why we shouldn't let roasties dictate the artistic freedom of men with healthy sexual appetites

He somewhat has a point though, sorry to say. Penny with huge knockers wouldn’t work because they’d be in her face every time she hangs upside down. Unless of course she invented “The Spider Bra”

spider bra could work.

What types of moves for fighting/traveling do you see her do?

Web swinging from her ass

jokes on yo fucko, i dont have genitals

I hope no one takes you seriously no matter what you say.

It’s admittedly a funny “gadget” she could build.
Exact same as Peter?

Jokes on you, every person has genitals.

it don't need to be a gadget....

Buddy, it takes next level science to create support like that

Not if you cut them off and throw them across the street

>Patty Parker, Midtown high's only professional wall flower.
> like in the ultimate comics, her best friend is Mary Jane Watson.
>Liz Allen is her main bully, and flash doesnt pay her mind much, even if patty does have a bit of a crush on him.
>I'd make him her first love interest.
>shes more of a shut in and more emotional than Peter I'd say.
>she doesnt really associate with anyone besides MJ.
>boom spider bite happens, shes more aggressive.
>becomes a cheerleader, becomes a social media and wrestling sensation.
>she initiates a fight with liz
>she starts going to parties and such.
>uncle Ben tries to talk her out of her crazy behavior.
>she doesnt listen, becoming more irresponsible, leading to Ben's
death
>she quits cheer and goes back to her old self. She is angry about ben's death and is a more aggressive hero than regular Pete.
>shes more of a wild animal at times, hunting criminals like her prey.
>she doesnt kill, obviously.

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hi there stupid

hi there butthurt

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Aww that's adorable

Someone needs to draw giga-chad Marty.

ready to steal some bikes

>Patty
It’s Penny though

Its patty. Patricia.

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I’m just going by the straw poll, and Penny/Penelope honestly sounds better

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It sounds better for someone else.

So you’re intentionally being a bitch in a vain effort to bump/salvage this sorry excuse for a thread?

There is no reason for her breasts to be bigger than her head. This is some expired cheesecake.

There is no reason for them not to be bigger than her head.

I prefer Mayday Parker.

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I love that idea of using pre-existing female villains with larger prominence.

>Parker Industries Invents Superheroine Underwear, which goes Gold for superpowered folks and civilians alike

Hi there dumbass

In this universe, does Liz become Agent Venom?
That could be interesting.

So would White Rabbit be her Norman?

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>black cat still a woman
>tries to cuck spider-woman

Me too.
Doesn't mean I can't appreciate a r63 spiderman.

Aye. And to boot, she's also the actual true successor to Peter. Damn Marvel for not realizing this.

>Marty: "Felicia, what are you ding on my bed...naked?
>Felicia: "Naked? I'm half dressed handsome, see?"
>Marty: "Half naked is still too naked."

Aye. Bring mayday back.

The concept of Felicia remaining the same is intriguing not just for fapbait, but because of the time in Peter's life when he was with her and the person he could have become. With Penny it's even more "experimental".
I think it's funnier if Felicia is attracted to Penny even after it doesn't work out.
>"I'm gay for Spider-Woman. There, I said it."
>"Cat, I'm standing right here, and no I'm not going to make a pussycat pun"

Yep. But instead we have Miles. Who feels like raw meat instead of well done or extra crispy.

>She would respect people like Curt Connors,Captain America or Robbie Robertson

fucking misread that as Robbie Rotten

Who's the one bitching.

>"PARKER! I NEED THOSE PICTURES OF SPIDER-WOMAN!"
>"S-Sorry Mr. Jameson! I couldn't find my camera this morning, but I have it now."
>"Good. Let's see what you got."
>Apparently Marty wanted to surprise Penny with steamy selfies and used the wrong camera
>"What do you this is, PLAYGIRL?! Actually, wait, I could probably sell these and run the headline of "Famous Actor Rev-"
>"JJ NO!"

They have been running back Miles' awfulness recently with spidey ps4 and into the spider-verse though.

Nah I wouldnt say so.

So the bit where the porn sites crash from searching Parker still remains canon, right?

Gonna use that
>Felicia: "Fine, I'm waiting for Penny. Be a dear and don't tell her, I want to surprise her."

He needs more character development. Preferably also a rogue gallery of his own too to make him stand out. That and a different name too.

Wait, What? I don't remember that, though back then I hated CW

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Oh, I thought you meant people crashed porn sites from looking for Spidey porn

Well they were, in a way

So which issue is this? I'd like to see it at least

Now imagine this scene, but with Penny

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>Including the porn sites.
I can't stop laughing.

Where's my drawing of Spider-Woman?

It's in the mail. Be patient. Sending stuff from nigeria to Idaho is quite difficult you know.

When I want some cringey jokes I'll just ask for them.

If you want stuff drawn, hop on over to the drawthreads and stop being an entitled cunt. That a better answer for you?

How about I do whatever I want, bitch.

I'm beginning to think OP made this second thread just to get free art, and fucking screech at anyone lewding Penny for whatever autistic reason.

>Please JJ! That's my husband!"

I dont remember this

That brings up another idea: could/should Venom in this universe retain the original origin where Venom is a Mother who lost their child/husband and blames Spider-woman?

bait post

>Patty makes a small name for herself as the Spider-Woman.
>fill in the blanks, whether you're a fan of Lee or Bendis.
>her villains despise her more than regular Peter due to the fact of her being a woman. But other than that, same old.
>graduating midtown high, she begins college and ESU.
>She moves in with MJ and makes a new bestie, Gwen Stacy.
>her romance with Flash develops more, and she meets a new love interest, Harry Osborne.
>shes caught in a saucy love triangle, made all the more difficult by her life as spiderman.
>after facing her nemesis the green goblin a few times, flash Thompson dies in one of their decisive battles.
>and through green goblin shenanigans, Harry grows to hate patty
>her superhero flings would be black cat, daredevil:
>AND SHE MARRIES DEADPOOL :D

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Why did we even need a second thread anyway? What's everyone's problem with May Day?

Hmmm, interesting.

Idk, why are you here?

I want to look like that.

Also OP apparently is pissy no one went with “Patty”

I'm not OP but patty is a based name

Do you want to keep a reasonable diet, exercise regularly, maintain standards of hygiene and other types of bodily care?

Shes an average looking girl desu. She probably just works out a bit.

y-yeah...

you're pissy today aren't you... Lol

Well then it should be no problem. Right?

Superhero comics are FANTASY. If you want realism, watch Erin Brockovich. (It BTFO Captain Marvel, IMHO)

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yessery sir, no problemo

You're actually really easy to spot, constantly pumping the thread in the vain hope someone will throw you a bone and draw titty spidey when you could just go to the damn drawthread. That's the only reason this thread exists

Not really, baiter.

Does Spider-Woman have any hobbies?

That's not bait, anyone with common sense can tell this. Then you go on to post in a desperate attempt to drum up discussion not realizing you've alienated much of it

you're autistic then.

No one cares about your obsession with OP, post spider woman stuff.

love dat movie

big breasts =/= unrealistic

taking lewd pics of me

no bich

um... why.

Spider-Woman should have regula friendos, what're the names of them?

think you're funny bitch? You're not, this thread's made for talking about spider-woman not for the fucking drawing, seriously stop being a faggot you little fucker.

>AND SHE MARRIES DEADPOOL
i was going to get mad at this but i can see it happening now

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Not buying it.

Has this ever happened to 616 MJ?

This is hilarious. And cute.

What if we in Yea Forums made our own Spider-Woman comics?

Spider-Woman would have wide hips and huge tits and big muscles and her suit would look similar but a tad different than the original suit and more feminine.

well we can if you want

How would Kraven’s Last Hunt go?

Nice dude, give it a go.

It’s not properly Spider-Man if they don’t canonically have the perfect ass.

Got that right

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I have no idea...

>Hey there, my name is Penni, this is a story of my life, it is how I overcame the bitterness and grew from it, Iearned from it and I got stronger for it.
>It all started in a regular high school, I was your typical normal girl, I wasn't very popular, infact I guess I could say I was far from it.
>There was a cute guy I liked, Flash Thompson, ho boy, what I would give to sit close to him...

Patty parker would definitely Marry wade Wilson. They'd be perfect for eachother.
>"and do you, wade Wilson, take Patricia parker to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
>wade:" till death due us part...or at least until you die. Because I cant."
>patty kicks his shin, "Wade!"

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Honestly, spiderman's powerset is more fitting for a chick anyways.

Ultra agility and dodging rather than brute force is the typical way to have a girl character be a melee fighter in most settings, while the guys tend to be have the focus on being "Uber stronk/burly" ala hulk or thor as powerhouses.

So is the costume, it looks great on a woman, it also fits a woman's personality a lot.

I think the first villain Spider-Woman faces should be different this time, for this one's story.

>implying Flash wouldn't end up being her major LI

In this universe have it be Scorpia.