>Harley Quinn narrates the movie and frequently breaks the fourth wall.
>Harley decides to become a good person after being dumped by the Joker.
>Black Mask is a sadistic mobster who is obsessed with art and implied to be gay.
>Victor Zsasz is a serial killer and Black Mask’s main enforcer. Black Mask flirts with him a lot.
>Cassandra Cain is a motormouth street kid who works for Black Mask to support her family.
>Black Mask tries to retrieve a valuable diamond, but things go wrong and Cass ends up swallowing it in order to later sell it to get her family out of the streets.
>Black Mask begins chasing Cass to cut the diamond out of her stomach, and Cass runs into Harley, who decides to protect her.
>Huntress infiltrated Black Mask’s organization to kill him to avenge her family, and begins searching for Cass to use her to get close to him.
>Black Canary is a retired vigilante turned nightclub singer who gets back into action to save Cass. She has the Canary Cry.
>Renee Montoya is a lesbian detective investigating Black Mask and finds out the diamond is actually a data drive with something Black Mask desperately wants, and presumes it to be criminal information.
>Eventually, Harley, Huntress, Black Canary and Montoya team up to protect Cass and together they defeat Black Mask and Zsasz.
>Movie ends with the revelation that the diamond contains Black Mask’s stolen dick pics.
>R-rated Tarantino-esque balls-to-the-walls action comedy.
>Not very faithful to the comics. Different origins, different personalities, different character dynamics, no costumes.
>Batman has been missing for a few years.
>Joker is Jared Leto’s version, created through a combination of stand-ins, sound-alikes and archive footage from SUICIDE SQUAD.
>Black Mask only wears a domino mask, never gets scarred.
>Test-audiences reportedly liked it very much, especially the villains, but WB executives are iffy and not very confident on the product they have.
BIRDS OF PREY Test-Screening Leaks
>villain is gay
i dig it
>Cassandra Cain is a motormouth street kid
>Cass
>mototmouth
>1st line
>we want Deadpool's audience
I'm so fucking tired of Harley Quinn you guys.
>No aliens
Count me out
>big bad is trying to get his dick pics back
I feel like WB is at this weird crossroads where they want the hardcore, gritty worlds that Nolan had with his batman, and all they can muster is a cheap imitation and they have no idea what to do to get to that point, yet audiences want fun, and dumb superhero movies like Aquaman, Shazam, etc so no one really knows what they want.
>They literally turned Birds of Prey into Deadpool
Are the tards running WB again?
>again
Lesbian cop and gay villain, sounds like awesome representation to me
To be fair Montoya's been a dyke forever.
I know right? Who knew the studio that made Tag and Geostorm could make BAD movies
It's cool to have gay characters among the good guys and the bad guys
>Cassandra Cain is a motormouth street kid
The absolute fuck
Her five fans will be very upset
At this point I won't even bother watching any of the DC stuff that isn't animated
Why does Deadpool and this have to be so ghettosized?
>>Cassandra Cain is a motormouth street kid who works for Black Mask to support her family.
She sounds like a female Jason Todd.
Can confirm, am upset. Why even use Cass's name, it's not like it's gonna draw people to watch the movie.
You say this as if this will please anyone except Harley fans
Or Russel from Deadpool 2
>S-Sure the movies are shit b-but DC is still winning in everything else
This line from delusional DCucks will never not be ridiculous
But hey tell us more about how Harley farting in the Batmobile is actually "kino"
Making Black Mask gay is very different
I like it
Canary and Hunt and Renee sound really cool
>no costumes
I feel the exact opposite where it's not the studio but the mouth breathing audience who only think that. Because it's pretty clear this movie is more in the vein of a tarantino flick, OP even states that flatout but you can only process it in a binary of nolan gritty/marvel campy.
I'm sure the 10 fans who know about the other characters feel very sad
>Fanart is official
I knew DC fans were retarded by come on
On the other hand, why not use Cass?
most of this seems legit and if the movie is a comedy than WB has their own deadpool franchise now with harley quinn
If it doesn't work then Reeves Batman franchise can just reboot the batverse
Very cool, bros. DC has my money.
Harley Quinn is the female Rick and Morty
raunchy things usually ghetoized
Warner Babies will defend this
Dan Didio's curse after hearing that Cass would be in the movie instead of Babs comes to fruition.
TAG was alright.
I want the WB Universe to fucking die already.
I was expecting an Oracle or Batgirl post credit
stop that
You know DC fans aren't smart enough to pick up on sarcasm
I won't accept this is real until it's barfed into a theater near me.
Unironically looks like the long-awaited sequel to the Halle Catwoman movie.
Absolutely NOTHING can go wrong here!
So they can use he in a movie that wont be shit?
huh then they probably should have made a movie about witty and funny comic book characters instead of female empowerment propoganda
Deadpool didnt start the 4th wall joke dipshit.
>Unironically looks like the long-awaited sequel to the Halle Catwoman movie
T.someone who was too young to even remember the catwoman movie.
>Deny it until you're in the theater and then pretend it's great until it's out on Blu-ray
it's the DCuck way
Young negro, I am old enough to remember seeing Superman II in theaters. I OWN Catwoman.
>DC movie
>Not shit
no thank you
Never said I'd visit the theater dumbass.
Don't fall for bait guys. None of this sounds bad
I can understand Cass fans being mad, but honestly, no one really cares about the character
Yes Massa
>Cassandra Cain is a motormouth street kid who works for Black Mask to support her family.
>Not very faithful to the comics. Different origins, different personalities, different character dynamics, no costumes.
Who is this even for
>nose ring
>cornrow-dreads
>pants-suit
That's Dinah all right, just as I remember her!
>None of this sounds bad
>None of this sounds bad
>None of this sounds bad
"Lookit Harley Quinn, pls gib monies."
>>Black Mask only wears a domino mask, never gets scarred.
Fuckkkkk this
good one but the last line gives you away
Without going "not muh", give me a reason why this movie will be shit.
Idiots who will watch anything as long as it has a DC logo on it
So probably that one guy who screams "Ladderbro" at everyone
>no one really cares about the character
Fuck off
People who understand that comic book movies have always been different from the comics themselves.
If They want to An Empowerment movie why dont do a comedy romcom movie with Poison Ivy instead this shit
GOD DAMNNNNN WARNER.
It's like if they made a Rogues movie, except no one wears a costume, or has the same personality, or even really looks like the character.
So basically a bad heist movie with name-dropping.
Villain's motivation is nudes. Undermines everything he will do in the movie.
8 shitty DC movies before this one
Hack writer
First time director
Robbie vanity project
Incompetent studio
The fact that WB is skipping SDCC instead of showing off footage
Lack of any actual talented actors
Cassfags continue to be an inconsequential fanbase.
>Without going "not muh", give me a reason why this movie will be shit.
It's a female ensemble movie about feminist empowerment?
and
>girls can kick ass too! lol
it's shameless
>Rogues movie
Or Suicide Squad
Yea Forums
Several of them look and or behave like the actual villains tho. Not all of them, but still.
BoP makes Skwad look as faithful to the comics as Sin City.
Now go ahead and tell me how Shazam was a box office bomb.
So it's a birds of prey movie then.
No, no, Shazam! was THE most successful movie in the Spy Kids/Shark Boy and Lava Girl universe.
Oh user you really gave up the game there. Sorry but good luck next time.
The original Birds of Prey comics did this while being sexy. This movie seems powerfully intent on being the opposite of sexy. In fact it doesnt want the male gaze at all.
Or did you think BoP the comic was written for women? Because it wasn't, but this movie is made at them.
You're right, it's the most successful superhero movie to make less than $400 million in the last decade
that's... not how standing works
So you're a rabid anti-SJW who is pissed that women don't want to be objectify and think that the biggest female comic book team should be directed for men.
did you have a counter argument or was this it?
>>Test-audiences reportedly liked it very much, especially the villains, but WB executives are iffy and not very confident on the product they have.
Not saying it sounds good, but if test audiences like it, then why the fuck are the execs worried?
Male and Female superheroism is absolutely about being objectified symbols.
Once everyone is wearing garbage "fashion" and using real names, you've pretty much left the genre.
I have no problem with WB leaving the genre, but they need to stop pasting superhero/villain names on non-genre films and pretending. (looking at you Joker).
But everyone knows Black Mask is gay!
Black Mask/Jason is a very popular couple
I think this is THE thing that upsets me the most.
Fuck WB and fuck DC for this shit unironically.
The test audience was completely comprised of seals trained to clap and bark.
>NOT AN ARGUMENT
Ok molyneux, your argument is that because no one is paying attention to your peepee then that movie is gonna be bad. My counter to that is that no one gives a fuck if your dick is hard or not.
Because test audiences will like absolutely anything you fucking retard
Seeing the movie early makes them feel special so they're nicer to the movie in the hopes that the studio will pick them do it again for another movie
Oh but those WB suits are just paragons of objective taste.
>Because test audiences will like absolutely anything
That's not true.
No, Studio flacks have a high tolerance for sub-standard film-making. It takes something like Tranktastic Four or JUSTice League to make studio heads Deeply Concerned.
Which has me concerned, that they are concerned.
Oh yeah sure user, those studio execs who were behind the justice league reshoots in the first place are such arbiters of taste.
>just more ad hominems
lol yeah that's what i thought
This sounds like the capeshit equivalent of NuGhostbusters
>WB ruined Snyder's kino
Reminder that "not muh" is perfectly valid criticism. If you pay to see an X character movie, and they don't deliver X character, you're entitled to being disappointed.
As terrible as it sounds, WB should leave it alone. There is no point in changing it (unless it is to make a PG13 less gay version for Chinese release).
And they have nothing left to lose at this point.
Either the movie make bank like Aquaman or bombs like Shazam. Just take a chance and role the dice.
Think of it more as a capeshit Ocean's Eight.
this, don't wear your good shoes
Do you think the reshoots made it a good movie? Because that's what WB higher ups thought. I'm just setting the record straight here.
IT 2 is WB's only legitimate chance at breaking 500 mil this year.
What the hell happened with that? I completely forgot about it
WB execs didn't think reshoots made the movie good, only that they made the movie less bad.
No DC movie is ever going to make Aquaman numbers again
Not even Aquaman 2
I'm willing to believe it saved it from being "BvS, only DARKER" which honestly does make what we got a modest improvement.
Margot Robbie fans (yes, they surprisingly exist. there was even one woman who was one of the Oscar judges who said she only watched Marvel superhero movies with Margot in them)
The only DC movie (in the last 40 years) that EVER grossed higher as a sequel had to kill Heat Legend to achieve it.
Either way it points to them being horrible judges of taste.
The only thing you're setting is the reputation for DCucks way the fuck back
At the rate you're going with this pathetic Damage Control calling you losers "retards" is an insult to actual retards
I think the last time Black Mask got respect was in the Under The Red Hood movie. Arkham Origins had him, but Joker stole the spotlight. Comics aren't much better given the gimp outfit.
I'm willing to accept the idea that anyone involved in the creation of, or the appreciation of DCEU movies has horrible taste.
>>Cassandra Cain is a motormouth
Isn't that the exact opposite of how she was portrayed in the comics?
Yes
I don't think anyone use the term "DCuck" has a leg to stand on calling other people retarded.
Yes, it's akin to giving Deadpool the personality of Eastwood's Man with No Name.
fragility:the comment
Oh god I didn't even catch this. God fucking dammit this film just can't get anything right
and what a shame it was
yeah heath ledger's death sucked, but really it's the fans who paid the ultimate price
That here. That is bait.
Maybe people will stop calling you that if you stop acting like one
the word you're looking for is "objectivity"
how can dcfags even pretend to defend this shit
i'm sure they'll shill the fuck out of ww2 but that is bringing nothing new to the table and actually regressing with bringing pine back. it was bold to kill him off. and also muh 80s nostalgia
This movie looks sort like they took all the female CW characters and threw in Margot Robbie.
How in the fuck did they spend $75 million?
Because they're jealous of Marvel's massive success and want people to think that DC is also doing great because "muh icons and cartoon from 30 years ago" or some shit
>How in the fuck did they spend $75 million?
Margot Robbie
>How in the fuck did they spend $75 million?
equal pay for equal work user
jk about the equal work part
>girls beating up a gay dude
i'm in
in capeshit movies? it pretty much did
Yes, again you mouth breathing fuck head. The last two films that WB pushed out involving DC characters are liked. There are times when the retarded execs let go of the wheel.
>Cope
What was the last good animated thing Marvel put out? Will be generous and say MvC3.
Does a movie like Shazam! count as being "liked" if practically no one saw it?
And Marvel fans can't enjoy something without quips. But I guess when you are a bordeline comedy film, should capitalize on what works.
Marvel will just have to limp along not being a direct-to-video "powerhouse", I guess.
Big Hero 6. Which outgrossed "MCU-killer Det. Pikachu" I might add.
> had to make him gay, if he was straight he'd win 5-0
Earth's Mightiest Heroes
>ended 7 years ago
FUCK
Hi bot
You know what's hilarious? How marvel is full of quipsters but they cast a spider-man who can't quip. The one guy who is famous for bring a quipster and they got Tom"mealy mouth"Holland.
Bitches who shop at Hot Topic
Peter Parker isn't supposed to quip, just Spider-Man, and Spider-Man isn't supposed to be Robin Williams on ecstacy.
Still better than fungus, Mouseketeer
It's so easy to spot you, Laddercuck
>All of his "Beats the Mouse" movies this year combined didn't outgross Captain Marvel.
I feel so bad for you.
We’ve had Oswald and Riddler for years, this is nothing new or innovative
Maybe the mouth breathing execs should get the talent from Gotham and Doom Patrol like Robin Taylor Lord
probably could have if they were played on 9 out of 10 screens nation wide for a month like capt fungus
>What was the last good animated thing Marvel put out?
Probably that movie that got them their SECOND Best Animated Oscar
Also
>asks for animation
>lists video game
Better luck next time champ
But tom holland can't deliver a quip to save his life so you end up with a bitch spider-man.
Typical mousecuck only thinking in numbers
>movie with more demand gets more screens
Wow who could have seen that coming
Oh wait you aren't retarded enough to STILL believe Yea Forums's retarded conspiracy theory, are you?
>Black Mask only wears a domino mask, never gets scarred.
>Not very faithful to the comics. Different origins, different personalities, different character dynamics, no costumes.
Sounds like the TV version was better...
nobody was demanding captain marvel normies don't even know who that is lol
You mean the one from Gotham?
no dumbass the actual Birds of Prey show
>Modern cape flick ever having a hero with disabilities.
S-sorry user
I stopped watching MCU after Doc Strange. Did he get better or permanent cripple?
wait what are they doing to planet of the apes?
Friendly Reminder
He has the leg gear Tony gave him at the end of Civil War but he's permanently crippled and nearly drowns because of it when Thanos bombs the Avengers compound.
Do they show his dick pics?
>Red Hood even has the courtesy to wave before firing.
Jason is best boy.
HOLD UP! This may be a blessing in disguise. If it does poorly, maybe this will cause DC to tone the fuck down on Harley, or at least drop the anti-hero Deadpool shit
you're severely underestimating the economic power of basic bitches
>>Batman has been missing for a few years.
why, where did he go?
Why the hell did they cast a black chick for Black Canary? Can people make up their mind what's racist and what isn't?
No matter how much you say it, Shazam wasn't a flop, was well-liked and it's already getting a sequel.
>>Harley Quinn narrates the movie and frequently breaks the fourth wall.
>>Black Mask is a sadistic mobster who is obsessed with art and implied to be gay.
>>Victor Zsasz is a serial killer and Black Mask’s main enforcer. Black Mask flirts with him a lot.
>>Cassandra Cain is a motormouth street kid who works for Black Mask to support her family.
>>Movie ends with the revelation that the diamond contains Black Mask’s stolen dick pics.
>>Black Mask only wears a domino mask, never gets scarred.
I'm in physical pain
I remember reading they don't really address it, Black Canary just says he's "broken" after years of fighting.
Probably got BANE'D offscreen.
Tag was such a waste of that cast. The humour was so mediocre.
> If it does poorly
It's low budget.
Fuck you're right. Retract what I said. This shit is designed not to fail
Doesn't mean shit
Shazam was "low budget" too and it still bombed and coming out the same time as The King's Man means it's DOA
>Black Mask only wears a domino mask, never gets scarred
Fuck right off you filthy whore.
Oh damn...
>yet audiences want fun, and dumb superhero movies like Aquaman, Shazam
You can do gritty and get away with it, if done well. Obviously TDK trilogy and more recently Logan comes to mind.
Shazam didn't bomb
>never gets scarred
ahem
thanks, I hate it. Won't give them a dime for this shit.
yes, it's like sewing Deadpools mouth shut, and look what a great idea that was
honestly, Harley was WAY better in this one
>Cassandra Cain is a motormouth street kid who works for Black Mask to support her family.
oh please be fake
Only The Dark Knight was actually dark, all the others have varying amounts of cheese and frequent moments of levity
Fuckin'...
The character's ONE defining character trait is that she could barely speak. This is like Deadpool having his mouth sewn shut all over again.
Harley Quinn has been DC’s Deadpool since the start of New 52 user
>I'm not wearing hockey pads
On the other hand, why not call her whatever Arsenal and Cheshire's daughter was called?
Oh, wow, a tiny scratch.
Maybe even sooner than that.
Not muh only became an argument after BVS and snyderfags tried excusing why Superman’s a mopey whiny emo
WTF
hes great in that
half of these guys could've been struck out of the movie and nothing would've changed. If anything, it mightve been better only because we would've had more time to focus on character building. goddamn this shit was a mess
>You say this as if this will please anyone except Harley fans
I'd alienate the 5 Cass fans for the thousands of Harley fans any day if I was after money
Did test audiences actually, really like it?
Or did they think it was brave and progressive in Trump's America?
>>Cassandra Cain is a motormouth street kid who works for Black Mask to support her family.
WHAT!!!?!?!
>Not very faithful to the comics. Different origins, different personalities, different character dynamics, no costumes.
Heh yeah...
The only way to sell a thriller, scifi, or action movie any longer is to make it a comic movie. Audiences will not watch a spy action movie, but they will watch Black Widow and Hawkeye. They don't care about scifi adventures, but will totally watch guardians of the Galaxy.
It's just what directors have to do now. The script for this might have been a total independent standalone movie, then Warner had them change everyone's names to various Batman characters. Who knows anymore.
Women don't watch cape films to look at other women, they go for the beefcake.
364 million against an 80-100 million budget and its getting a sequel plus good reviews.
>>Harley Quinn narrates the movie and frequently breaks the fourth wall.
>Harley Quinn voice
>narrating
ahahahahahahahaha
The reshoots only made it a different kind of awful.
>Cassandra Cain is a motormouth
People will defend this shit