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Wow, that prom episode was really something...

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Y’all better ge this autistic shit off my Yea Forums or so help me.

You’re ruining this pairing what with this high school shit

I agree; everybody knows Gamera x Mothra is superior.

But 2019 Godzilla is strongfat. His human version shouldn't look like that

I hate every aspect of this and I will NEVER FUCKING FORGIVE YOU FOR TURNING ANGUIRUS INTO A FUCKING DOG

>You know what this rich world of giant monsters with origins, motivations and personalities beyond humanity needs?
>A HIGH SCHOOL SETTING! AND THEY'RE FUNNY LOOKING HUMANS!

this whole 'project' is everything wrong with this fucking board

Wrong. High school au are commonplace and nonoffensive

Yeah, the short stage play as opening ceremony was dope!

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It already exist and its popular enough. Even if its a "prisonxafterlife" detention setting.

While it was cute, you gotta admit Rodan got did dirty.

Forgot picture

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This is why I love these threads. The saltiness just kills me.

Wheres the mothra porn

Correct!

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>look at what they did to my boy

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>Godzilla
>Strong arms and weak legs

Rodan got out as good as anyone, at least he didn't become a fucking BIKE
I hope Redman puts his red knife in your ass

did you crop off the artist's signature?

Hope you like leg locking.

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Can someone draw mothra flashing her boobies plz

No, but if you must know, the artist is Kat Hudson.

Better?

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No

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Goddammit don’t ruin this pairing with human shit

NO
IT'S DISTINCTLY WORSE

WHY ARE NORMIES SO GODDAMN CANCEROUS WHEN TOUCHING KAIJU PROPERTIES
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I got you, bro
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I have bad news for you...

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And?

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Damn, you were quicker!

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Goddam. More?

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Aw shit, here come the Biolantte reees.

>Gamer-a

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Biollante is literally the only character that would be REQUIRED to be a Japanese girl and instead she's some fat black bitch. That alone is enough to push this garbage into a tire fire.

Hey at least Mecha-Godzilla to turn into a cool looking bike and Rodan at least has a passing resemblance to his monster form, biollante ( The only one with an actual human form) doesn’t even have a passing semblance.

>choosing the Virgin high school setting au with giant monsters as people

>not wanting a CHAD superhero au
>Ghidorah is a Yakuza leader that shoots lightning
>Gigan and Megalon have a Bebop and Rocksteady crime bro relationship
>Godzilla is just a fire breathing Guts, an antihero but with a heart of gold
>crime fighting Mothra gets routinely beaten but always gets back up
>the only school anything episode is where Godzilla jr. gets abducted by big sister Space Godzilla to lure Mothra and Godzilla (and/or Boillante) to settle her parental issues with a battle to the death
>Jet Jaguar and Kiryu team up

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I thought is was kinda offensive how the Special Ed kids were dressed as Zilla and Minilla.

Everything is subjective.

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Objectively false. Some things are subjective, most things are not.

They tried their best with the costumes.

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Redman save us

The only thing that is objective is math, the rest is always subjective.

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Ghydra should be a Heathers Trio. You have the trio right there, the leader, the dumb one and the second in command.

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Unironically, what the fuck was his problem?

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Serious note.
Who DID they get to play as Minilla for the suit? Was it a child?

YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED FUCKHEADS.

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Thank God, the hero has arrived.

remove shitty kaijufag degenerates from the premises and return them to their third world shitholes

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Redman...

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Oh come on, even if I'm avatarfagging in a way, it's still much better than what you cunts do!
Return to your third world shitholes.

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Why don't you just contatc that artist and maybe set up a back-and-fort with them? I'm not saying to commission them if you don't have the money, but still. You seem obsessed with pushing this on Yea Forums.

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Why not Giant Monsters in high school?

Because not everyone's a braindead faggot like you and would rather not have this horrid shit at all.

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this one always gets me

But that’s lame

Also did Aftershocks drop yet?

>aftershocks
completely unrelated but shiny new Tremors when

That new TV show got canceled, and I think 7 is coming out this year

It's pure, it's wholesome and it's not wrong but still you shouldn't be posting this

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Why does 'Jira look like the merging of Nathan Explosion and Marcus Phoenix?

>7
what in god's name happened

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Why is everyone angry about this again? the drawings were made by someone who saw the godzilla movie and admitted that knew nothing about the other monsters. Just enjoy the ride.

To me it looks like Coop ate Marcus

>Gameras rise up

>Implying that trash is wholesome

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>MechaGodzilla is just a bike
No, sir. I don't like it.

I really want to fuck Queen Gidorah while the other two stand in a corner tied up and blindfolded so they can listen everyting

Mothra is whatever but that's such a shit design for Gozilla holy shit.

I really dislike the designs of the new Graboids is all I will say

I actually really like this.

Where's my E X T R A T H I C C Gigan?

Why is every human godzilla design so bad? Mothra has good ones, as do Ghidorah, Rodan and pretty much everyone else but so far I haven't seen a single that really nails G. Op's seems a tad too edgy biker in the worst possible way and the fat ones are even worse.

w-what
what the fuck did they do...

Are they supposed to be high schoolers? They look like they're in their mid 20s.

Reality is objective and the only thing that can be altered subjectively is your perception of it. Claiming everything is subjective is the mark of a failure or someone with shit tastes.

Why do humanizations almost always suck so bad at depicting non-human characters?

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In the trash can, where it fucking belongs.

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He said Gigan, not your waifu.

Every faggot that likes this faggot shit should be murdered
Don't fucking reply to me saying that you don't deserve to be killed for this shit, because you do.

You overdid it nigga
The Redman posting was fun for what it was but overstayed its welcome

This is retarded. People are going to draw existing fictional characters whatever race they want and they aren't "required" to do anything. It's a drawing.

Of course they will, I never said they wouldn't. However if they do it wrong willingly and then appeal to subjectivity to hide their lack of talent or shit taste then I'll call them retards as they should be.

MechaGodzilla was only an android with a personality in the Showa movies. In the Heisei and Millennium movies, he's a lifeless mech that's no better than being a motorcycle.

Ah, so you're just autistic then and get your panties in a twist over a sketch. How about you be productive and find art that suits your tastes?

>take Godzilla and turn it into tumblr shipping bullshit
I want to strangle you all.

You seem much more upset than I am. All I did was call an artist out on a bad choice and a poster on his defense of said bad choice.

pls stop this autistic shit coco's bizarre adventure was enough

I can't wait Mothra to get KONG'D!!

have abstinence

It’s like they wanted to make them EXTREME, big, faster, and doing spinning jumps

You're complaining about a piece of fan art that has zero impact on canon. Just someone having fun.

But reality is percieved by your senses and brain. Since that your reality is different from my reality and by logic subjective from the start.
If you sprinkle some holographic universe in, the reality isnt even the real reality but a projection that gets defined by subjectivity.
Besides brown biolante is dope as nature!

I want to FUCK that moth

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You’re glad you saw it, admit it

Me too, user. Me too.

Damn this AU.

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RODAN IS FAST
RODAN IS SPIC
RODAN IS Ghidorah's BITCH
RO
DAN

I prefer the real pairing thank you. Humans....bah!

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Just like every highschool show.

Which one would you suck first?

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OH MY!

>Godzilla x mothra
Literally the most retarded ship
Reminder that Godzilla and adult mothra have literally never been allies except for Final Memes and some of the comics, which are just fan service anyway.

A piece of fan art that was posted on a Guatemalan throat singing forum, leaving it open for criticism. Yea Forums is not a hugbox. Go fuck yourself, faggot.

Here you go boys.
m.imgur.com/BhY84Ol

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LITTLE TIDDLES! LITTLE BOOTY! HNNNG! JIZZ! I WANNA TOUCH THOSE BOOTY CHEEKS WITH MY DICK TIP AND SPRAY MY CUM ON THEM! GIVE HER A PEARL NECKLACE! FUCK HER KAIJU STYLE.

She cute.

>Yea Forums is not a hugbox
>"If you don't agree with me that a fucking plant goji must be a nip in fan art your a faggot"

INCREDIBLE.

This is Yea Forumsmblr

What would the Baltans be in this AU?

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Nice.

i dont even like godzilla that much but this smells like self insert autism and is annoying.

i kinda dig gidorah tough.

Why don't more franchises do superhero aus?

>the disney princesses turned into a superhero crime fighting team, with the Disney villains as their rogue gallery

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Have you even seen a Godzilla film you actual piece of trash? I'll bet you only passed by another thread over this shit and decided to waste everyone's time constantly posting it.

I enjoy the salt, my friend.

Answer the question.

>superhero au
youtu.be/H6Hyl54Hgj4

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At least he isn't a fortress city.

Muh sacrosanct franchise

What is this?

>Being dumb enough to call Zilla God
Ghidorah is an actual King, Zilla isn't a god

yes

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I wanted to draw a concept like this, it's just that in reality I wanted to just draw a really heartwarming comic about Godzilla (2014) talking to Zilla and the comic going
>Y'know we don't actually hate you? It's just a joke
>*Cut to a panel where Old Godzilla just throws Zilla over his head onto a hood of a car*
>Zilla: Yeah sure...joke

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junkrat triplets?

Goji=Jotaro

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Is Rodan suppose to be irish?

That weird brand of Mexican/Russian that only exists in fictional media where they have red hair. Like those weird race of black people from anime that have yellow eyes and white hair

Here’s your Disney Superhero AU,bro

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Forgot the reply,shit

Why is there no Kong humanization

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>Giant monsters are cool!
>Yeah, but what if they WEREN'T giant monsters and lived ordinary lives?
How fucking dull do you have to be as a person to make this garbage?

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Here's your new Mothra bros

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that's not my mothra

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That is a cute, CUTE Mothra.

I have a feeling that everyone hating on this is an NPC whose emotions towards something match the first post they see about it.

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I have a feeling that you're a worthless nigger that's never actually seen a Godzilla movie

See what I mean? This user just regurgitated something that was said previously ITT and then called me a nigger. Typical NPC behavior.

nice

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>Every humanized Godzilla is just an edgy late 80s/early 90s anime protagonist a la Jotaro

I ain't even mad, it's fitting

They exist

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Could Someone draw Batthra being an evil dominatrix twin?

how exactly does this help Monarch get Doc Venture?

never heard of the bancho archetype?

so he's a polynesian since skull island is located next to indonesia?

Yeah, he'd be Pacific Islander in one way or another
>dominatrix
user I...

>turning fucking monsters into humans

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>a la Jotaro
Literally no one gave a fuck about JJBA outside of japan until meme culture became a thing. Jotaro isn't an archetypal anything.

>Dominatrix Battra
>Battra
>Basically a cute feminine monster boy that's also a dom and makes you call him "daddy"

Good taste user

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>Virgin Humanized Monsters
>The Chad Human Sized Monsters
The only way to save the high school au is if they have an episode where Godzilla makes pancakes for Mothra and Minilla

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>Zilla
>Male

Nigga whut?

I want to see this goji doing these sick dance moves

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>tfw redman poster got fucking crucified by the mods

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>fanart of a live action movie that isn't based on a comic or cartoon is Yea Forums

I love that comic

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Zilla's a dude. He asexually reproduces.

Post the Mothra pegging Rodan with her stinger thing.

>Basically a cute feminine monster boy that's also a dom and makes you call him "daddy"
No, stop, you're giving me an erection

>Slender
>Short
>lays eggs

Nigga, Zilla's a chick.

Ok who is best and who is in which class?

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This was the best Godzilla highschool idea
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That Gamera is honestly way more offensively shitty than that Biollante is, and that's saying a lot.

>they can fucking BREACH
that's...honestly pretty cool mang

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>Gamera x anything
You might wanna see a doctor about that shit taste of yours, user. Could lead to further faggotry down the line

It's a known fact that all mainstream anti-Gamera discussion is Toho-funded propaganda meant to dissuade people from discussing him and his rogues gallery.

>implying Angirus has been anything other than Big G's basic bitch

>implying a human version of Big G would he anything less
Get out

>Gigan and Megalon have a Bebop and Rocksteady crime bro relationship
I can dig it

they didn't even make him a dog that LOOKS like anguirus
that's not even cruelty, just pure lack of understanding!

What's it like, being so pissed off all the time you physically cannot endure the unbridled happiness of others? Must be exhausting

How exactly does someone fuck another person "kaiju style"?

IMMENSE PROPERTY DAMAGE AND MILITARY INTERVENTION

Legendary versions are essentially King and Queen of the Monsters. Mothra was portrayed as essentially the anti-MUTOs; big bug monster that actually works WITH Godzilla to keep nature in balance instead of being literal parasites to him

>lore of Supermutos that actively predated on godzilla's species to lay their eggs

There's only so much faggotry that even this place can tolerate, user

This nigga knows what's up

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The artist has gone on record saying she never saw a Godzilla flick before the Legendary films, so it's somewhat understandable

Honestly the fact that this trend started because one of the artists for DC Supergirls had a crazy idea makes me worried that Warner Bros will catch word of it and turn it into an actual thing.

They almost allowed Gotham High to be a thing.

Mechagodzillas are all siblings, genius jocks who protect the wimpy nerds from bullies.
Spacegodzilla is Godzilla's cousin who's just a massive douche
Mutos are those two who are almost always smooching and talking about other people's relationships
DESTROYAH is the guy everyone avoids because of rumors that he'll stab anyone who gets too close

Wait was Rodan always a spic or is that just a thing from KOTM?

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Rodan was always the monster trying to talk big and/or take Big G's place as KOTM, so portraying him as one of those barrio punks who think's he's hot shit but is always the first to bail at first sign of trouble makes sense.

In his original movie he was born in Mt. Aso, the biggest active volcano in Japan. He also had a twin sister nobody remembers

Everybody forgets the absolutely TERRIFYING prehistoric bugs that are the antagonists of the first part o the movie

Nigga we had Godzilla threads well before even the 2014 movie hit, the fuck you talking about?

>I'm gonna marry Godzilla-kun someday!
>Yeah kid, sure
>*over twenty years later*
>Hey there, Godzilla-kun....
Ow.....my heart....

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I like Zilla.
He's a good boy.

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At least post the whole pic
>ywn have qt radioactive lizard waifu
Fuck this gay earth

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That's Zilla Jr. though, nothing like his old man.
Which means that yes, he is indeed a good boy
>that ep where he actually one uped his father and got himself a cute komodo dragon waifu
>when it was proven Jr. was born sterile and had no legitimate reason to court her, he's just that much of a chad
Jr. was best boi

Hell, he even one up'd Godzilla in that regard.

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Big G had Minilla, so we know for a fact he reproduced at the very least. Whether or not it was via his own qt waifu is a whole other matter

>Ebirah
Is that a fucking lobster?

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You'll what? Contribute to the shitposting? Hide threads you don't like like a sane person? Leave?

Hes adopted

He is the titular sea monster from "Godzilla vs The Sea Monster"

Was he? I legit don't recall that. Does that include the movie where Big G melts down, gives all his energy to his son, and then they become the new Godzilla?

>literally millions of sea species to make kaiju version of for Godzilla to fight
>settled on a god damn lobster of all things
Two bombs weren't NEARLY enough, ironically

I've seen just about every single Godzilla movie at one point or another in my life and I STILL love this.

Sure, the Kaiju not from the Legendary films are disappointing, but I love the Mothra design.

Uppity triplet Ghidorah is cool

They work better if the lead head is female imho, with Righty being her loyal stooge and Lefty being the utter idiot the other two barely tolerate.

Then again the Superhero Girls artwork might have spoiled me

>Lifeless Mech in Millenium movies
>His entire thing was that he had a soul
I'll give you this, Showa Mechagodzilla is the janetty of the trio.

Wasn't one version of MechaG literally a robot skin they threw over the bones of the Godzilla they offed with the Oxygen Destroyer in the original film?

>Generic lame High School AU
>Not a Delinquents rumbling over their petty turf AU
>Godzilla is your typical Deliquent. He's both hero and menace of his neighborhood, flipping between destructive terror and fighting off even worse thugs from muscling in. He mostly just wishes to be left alone to enjoy his peace, which is basically just loitering in the backroads.
>Anguirus is a high tempered runt who despite his size and lack of overwhelming strength doesn't give up or afraid of anything. Godzilla and him have a begrudging respect, basically the Urameshi to his Kuwabara.
>Mothra is a Sibelle Hu type who does her best to help people around the neighborhood and tries to convince the local delinquents to be more positive forces. Frequently bites off more than she can chew to the point she's taken out of commission, but she always comes back.
>Rodan is a Bōsōzoku with a custom devil horned helmet, enjoys speeding through the streets to disturb pedestrians. Has even figured out how to start fires with his tire burnouts.
>Ghidorah is Triad X muscle from China sent into start a protection racket on the Neighborhood. A genuine criminal threat vs the others general rowdiness and petty destruction.
>Mechagodzilla 1, a petty Korean thug sent into the neighborhood when a Korean gang eying the place realized Godzilla is a giant obstacle to anyone trying strong arm the joint. At first he commits crimes while disguising himself like Godzilla so he'll get picked up by the cops. Once his true identity is revealed, he starts whipping out his smuggled gun arsenal.
>Kiriyu is a cop sent into crack down on the whole neighborhood, having orignally grown up there himself. He's so laser focused that he neglected his past, however eventually he comes to remember his times growing up there and realizes he was a delinquent like all these kids. In fact Godzilla was his little bro that used to hang around him but had since forgotten his face.

That's the reboot MechaG.
The original is an Alien Robot with Godzilla skin sent to frame the real Goji.

Heh, the only white guy is dead

That is pretty great, now just need a continuation where he ends up that way to everyone.

>White guy
>Literally a half black jew
Okay

>Mothra comes back to life somehow because that's literally her thing
>Rodan gets uppity until she breaks our her stinger shiv, he shuts up immediately
>another one with him sizing up Big G
>"YEAH, YER GOIN' DOWN, MUTHA FUCKA!! THIS WORLD BELONGS TO RODA--"
>smash cut to Godzilla using Rodan as a literal foot rest or something
I can dig it

Its okay if Yea Forums does it! If a major studio would announce a Godzilla cartoon without actual giant monsters Yea Forums would loath it and grab the pitchworks. Monarch High is basically the kaiju equivalent to Gotham (aka a Batman show without Batman).

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>Kiryu
>Jap name for latest version of MechaG
Ok for a second I legit thought you were talking about the god damned Dragon of Dojima and now I am physically unable to stop myself from wanting to watch the FUCK outta that crossover

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I'm still amazed Gotham lasted as long as it has, all told. If you told me ten years ago they'd be able to make a Batman show without any trace of Batman a hit, I'd call you a fucking moron, and yet here we are

EVERYONE said that.

>that pic
Stupid, sexy Gojira.....

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I literally commissioned porn of this scenario like two weeks ago

Want to see it?

Sure, why not

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God you’re obnoxious as fuck faggot lmao shut up

>lefty isn't making a derpy face

Reminder that the best episode was the one where Kong and G fought in the cafeteria and Kong choked G's ass out by shoving broccoli down his throat. It's good to let the viewers know that G isn't actually some invincible Gary Stu
They redeemed the Zilla thing when they axed the original and brought in Jr and he actually managed to square off with Big G for a bit.

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Oh no, anything but capeshit
Why do you hate fun?

I hope they make some reference to that in the new Kong vs Godzilla film

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Ghidorah is cute!

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W-what are those drinks sitting on?

>not mentioning Charles Barkley

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Godzilla's fat ass.

nah, you're still a whiny bitch.

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>Tfw your country doents have its own giant monster

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>Ebirah
>Kamacuras
love em

>Gamera
>WORTHY OF ANYTHING

Gamera, leave this thread, we're talking about cool kaijus here, you fucking loser.

The saddest part? It's not even a bad design, not at all as an alternate universe version of Goji.... BUT DAMN...DID THE GUYS AT FOX DO EVERYTHING AT THEIR REACH TO MAKE THIS MOVIE A PILE OF SHIT.

> Rodan is a ginger
REPLACING HIM WITH A BLACK GUY IN 3,2,1....

>Congratulations! Your first 25 yen has been deposited into your Toho Outreach and Consumer Obfuscation (TOCO) Account!

>Japs hated the '98 movie so much that Toho shelled out an undisclosed amount of cash to actually buy the rights BACK from Fox so they could strike the "God" from Zilla's name and stick him a single scene with the actual Big G for the sole purpose of brutally murdering Zilla on screen
Zilla deserved way better. At least his son's cartoon redeemed him somewhat, plus the Legendary films are reestablishing a kaiju fanbase in the West

>my country has tons of giant monsters, but doesn't give a shit about of any of them besides one
Where is my new Beast from 2000 Fathoms dammit!?

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KEK

>It's not even a bad design
Yes
>not at all as an alternate universe version of Goji
Nah. Zilla shouldn't have "god" anywhere near his name in any context

To be fair, his Rulers of Earth appearance is decent enough. If only because he was just another kaiju, and didn't die immediately to Godzilla

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They were later reimagined as the monsters in Megaguirus.

Yay! Receiving money for doing the right thing feels really good!

Mhh, could you call KingKong and other giant monster from hollywood call Kajiu?

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They really could be americans counter monster to japans Kajiu

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It had a 1998 remake, but some intern fucked up the title to it.

He's right, eat shit faggot.

>International kaiju tour of monsters, with guests from different countries.

TOHO, GET YOUR ASSES ON THE ROAD, FUCKERS!

Make your own national kaiju then. Be the change you want to see in the world, user

You saw the movie. The fucking dogs (us) woke up his asshole neighbor from space and now he had to kick his ass.

Hey now, Gamera may play second fiddle to Big G but he's not without his own awesome moments
youtu.be/H89KIZTCDJo?t=617

You go a few hundred million years being the only member of your species and being woken up by some uppity primates that think they're all hot shit just because they can split an atom, we'll see how grumpy you wind up

Beware what you ask or you might wind up with a giant earwig.

What would an American kaiju be like? Hell, what would a Canadian or Mexican kaiju be?

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American would be from the Harryhausen College.
All radioactive animals and some aliens.
I guess the Toho = Harryhausen?

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War of the Monsters had a sort of international kaiju fight thing going on. Pic related is an American robot and a Japanese robot from the game.

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Maybe Cloverfield and Pacific Rim?

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>Generic High School AU
Disgusting. This is why Amerimutts should barely ever touch Godzilla unless they're actual fans like Matt Frank.
YUUUUU
ESSSSS
AYYYYY

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youtube.com/watch?v=EiJylMyfu9I

Shrimp, actually

>what would an American kaiju be like?
America already has one.

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BIG AS A BATTLESHIP

>taking the symbol for one of the darkest chapters in American history and making it a generic MURICA mouthpiece
It's like pissing on a hundred Native graves at once! Also I wonder what the actual back story for this is--
>American Kaiju
>aka Todd Ziller
>Todd Ziller
>Todd
>Ziller
I hope you gave that writer just ALL the blowjobs and puppies, Marvel. ALL of them

If we go by folklore, you have Qetzalcoatl, the giant winged snake.

I dunno why, but those little twins in the corner really sell it for me

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If you're referring to a Kaiju movie made by Americans, fucking King Kong my dude.

If you mean a Kaiju that hah his home in America, they're tons of 50's sci-fi films of science turning normal native animals into giant monsters.

>“Oh my god, Zilla!” she panted as she ran her nails through his hair.

Damn you.

>Mexican kaiju

There's Cipactli, the colossal lizard from which his carcass the continent was made of. Or the giant Jaguar that ate the third sun.

They teamed up to take down Ghidorah when he first showed up, the fuck you talking about?

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>its an “user rapes mothra and films it” episode

Delete

That was a pretty interesting read. Thanks for sharing.

>third sun
The fuck happened to the second?!

G gundam, except with kaijus

>50ft
Bullshit, she's a good thirty stories there

Cut down the belly on Godzilla and we'll talk

Godzilla just looks good for a nice hug

I did not know I wanted this size difference

In Aztec lore the world/universe has been created and destroyed four times already. The first time it was destroyed by hurricanes, the second was flooded, the third is the one eaten by a Jaguar, the fourth was destroyed by a rain of fire and the fifth is the one the Aztecs were living in.

cough

But America has lots of giant monsters!

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What part of "asexually reproduces" do you not understand?

They gave him the Immortal Hulk.

That was Godzilla Jr. Minilla and Junior are two different characters.

Every country has a monster!
youtube.com/watch?v=EiJylMyfu9I

>Tfw it does, but it's hilariously bad
I like to think of this guy as the weird foreigner of the bunch, sort of like Rolf.

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WHO IS THE ARTIST?????

Why do you faggots keep making these threads?

>humanized kaiju
>school setting humanized kaiju
>half of pics are anime girls dressed up as kaiju
>no discussion of actually Yea Forums-related stuff involving kaiju
These threads are some of the stupidest shit I ever seen. The worst part is how these types of threads always spring up like a bad rash with most of content being ideafags begging for art and reposts. You have a fucking kaiju general on /m/ for Christ's sake, go post this waifu garbage over there.

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Okay Yea Forums Toho has just given you the rights to Zilla and a single mission.
Make a cool Zilla film.
how do you do it?
Personally I'd have Zilla be an attempt to weaponize Godzilla's Cells, with there being hints that several animals are being experimented on with G-Cells to set up possible spinoffs and sequels with maybe a few references to Zilla Jr.s series.
anyways, Zilla itself is an aquatic Iguana that tricks it's handlers into entering it's cage before killing them and escaping, showing off it's cunning.
as it grows and mutates further it begins to take on more godzilla-esque features, morphing from a Raptor like design to something more similar to the Zilla we know.
Attempts to capture it before it reaches civilization fail repeatedly as it seems to outfox them at every turn until it finally hits New York.
It's during it's rampage through the city that they realize two things.
1. Zilla is growing more resilient as it matures
and
2. it's mutated into a self impregnating hemaphrodite.
This gives them two ticking timebombs, if they don't kill it fast enough it will not only lay eggs but it'll also become immune to the weapons they can use against it.
It's only once the eggs have hatched that they find a weakness. The monster is mentally connected with it's spawn, and it's children dying has devastating effects on it.
So now they have to stop it from destroying New York while also hunting down and killing all it's spawn.
Finally, the last of the babies is killed letting them manage to blow the thing to hell with the hardest hitting non-nuclear ordience they have.
the last scene of the movie is a team looking at the place where the monster laid it's eggs and finding a few that haven't hatched.
The post credits scene would have a scientist sneaking into the restricted aria to study the eggs, falling and getting covered in egg gunk in the process, only for one of the eggs to suddenly start hatching as they stand up and place a hand on it.

And whats that ?

>2. it's mutated into a self impregnating hemaphrodite
Your fetish?

i just browse these threads for the mothra r34 lmao

Who?

I mean... that's pretty close to what they made...

>>Tfw your country doents have its own giant monster

If North Korea could kidnap a Japanese filmmaker and force him to make a giant monster movie (Pulgasari) at gunpoint, then what's your country's excuse for not having a giant monster film of their own?

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My country has Gorgo but she's kinda shite.

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Gorgo was the baby. The mom never got a name.

>North Korea could kidnap a Japanese filmmaker and force him to make a giant monster movie (Pulgasari) at gunpoint
............why? I mean, I know it's North Korea and they're all bat shit nuts and everything.........but still, fucking why go to all the trouble?

North Koreans actually kidnap Japanese frequently. They pluck a lot of girls off the streets, take them back to North Korea, force them to marry Nork men and then go on public media and tell the world how much better life in North Korea is than in Japan (guns off-camera, of course).

They do shit like that a LOT.

Can we just fucking invade these people already? I dont care if China gets involved and things all go to shit, the world would legit be a better place if crazies like them didnt hold actual power

Yes user a lot of things would be better if we could depose any petty tyrant, it unfortunately creates a lot of other problems without even getting into the petty politics. And ultimately I think there's still be human trafficking issues just without the propaganda angle.

>not wanting the other two to get involved as well
Getta load of this fag, fellas

one of the biggest issues is the fucking fact that Seoul is right next to them

Isnt it an american movie? Only the location was irish so they co-produced it with ireland.

Wikipeia says Ogra

On alternate Kaiju Earth:

American Kajiu or Kongs

1933
King Kong
>First movie to star a BigBeast. Kong gets captured and brought to NewYork

Son of Kong
>Sequel to King Kong. Featuring an albino Kong, Little Kong

1949
Mighty Joe Young
>Movie about the son of Little Kong, Mighty Joe. Brought and raised by the adventureres from "Son of Kong".

1953
The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms
>A radioactive test frees Rhedosaurus which fights Mighty Joe, now called King Kong.

1954
Them!
>Radioactive ants terrorize NewMexico. King Kong battles them and destroys the hive

1955
It Came from Beneath the Sea
>A radioactive octupus terrorize a city. First movie featuring Rhedosaurus protecing humans and fighting the octupus.

1955
Tarantula
>Rhedosaurus fights radioactive giant spider in the arizona desert

1956
The Beast of Hollow Mountain
>A rampaging Allosaurus is discovered and fought by King Kong

Earth vs. the Flying Saucers
>Aliens visit goes wrong. After one is killed they activate their giant robot. Rhedosaurus fights the robot and flying saucers

1957
20 Million Miles to Earth
>An experimental Venus flight returns and crashlands. from an alien egg hatches the reptile Ymir and fights Rhedosaurus

Beginning of the End
>Giant Locusts terrorize chicago after they ate radioactie wheat. King Kong lures them into freezing lake

The Deadly Mantis
>A giant Mantis is emerges from an iceberg and is fought by King Kong

The Giant Claw
>A giant outher wordly bird attacks america and fights Rhedosaurus

1958
The 7th Voyage of Sinbad
>Scientist Sinbad travels to an island to discovers giant Cyclops and dragonlike reptiles. The island is ruled by a two headed giant bird, Roc who fights Rhedosaurus

1959
Attack of the Giant Leeches
>Radioactive giant Leeches attack a army base and fight with King Kong

The Giant Gila Monster
>A giant venoumus lizard, Gila, attacks a town and fights Rhedosaurus

The Angry Red Planet
>A new rocket test reaches Mars and angers a giant amoeba-like creature with a single spinning eye. After their escape the mars creature sends a carnivourus plant, Cleo, and a bat-rat-spider-crab creature to earth. After King Kong and Rhedosaurus defeats them the alien warns them to never go to Mars again

1961
Gorgo
>A volcano sets a prehistoric monster free in Ireland, Gorgo. The monster is captured and put into a seapark. After mother Ogra attacks the park, Rhedosaurus fights, than helps her freeing her son.

Mysterious Island
>Scientist in a weatherballoon land on Mysterious Island. The home base of Captain Nemo, inhabitated by giant crabs, Phorusrhacos birds, giant bees and a giant Squid. King Kong lives there too rescueing while a volcanic eruption destroys the island.

Reptilicus
>In a danish mine they find a prehistoric tail. But the tail regenerates and a sea reptile starts to terrorize Denmark and copenhagen. Defeated by Rhedosaurus a regrowing leg is lost in the sea.

1963
Jason and the Argonauts
>A scientist is on expedition to find the golden fleece. To get it they encounter the Tallos, the Hydra and gets help by KingKong

1964
First Men in the Moon
>After a moon mission, the Prime Lunar alien sends the insectiod Selenits and a giant caterpillar Mooncow to earth fighting Rhedosaurus

1969
Valley of Gwangi
>A valley full of dinosaurs is discovered. An investigationteam is attacked by a giant Allosaurs, Gwangi, and fights KingKong

>King Kong
>First movie to star a BigBeast.

Lost World by Willis H. O'brien, ACKCHEWALLEE.

1973
The Golden Voyage of Sinbad
>Sinbads ship crashlands on an island ruled by The Vizier. While rescueing a princess he encounters a six-armed kali stone robot, a Griffin monster and a one-eyed centaur. Rhedosaurus rescues him

1977
Sinbad and the Eye of the Tiger
>Sindbad searches for the hidden land of Hyperborea in the northpole. After a by a giant walruss attacks they find a hidden land and KingKong. There Kong fights a giant troglodyte, the Minoton and giant smilodon

Tentacles
>A giant Octopus is awaken by a radio experiement and fights Rhedosaurus

1981
Clash of the Titans
>A team is send to defeat Medusa, ruler of Gorgon island, and stop her to send the Kraken to attack the american coasts. Rhedosaurus fights her minions the giant one-eyed satyr Calibos and two-headed dog Dioskilos.

1998
Godzilla
Remake of "The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms"

Mighty Joe Young
Remake of "King Kong" and "Mighty Joe Young"

But american Kajiu or Kong movies never catched on

Dont count, its dinosaur, no giant monster beast, ACKCHEWALLEE!

Clearly the solution is to take Seoul AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE

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It was a brontosaurus and brontosauruses never existed because some fossils got mixed up, so it was an imaginary giant monster beast, ACKSHEWEWEWEWEWEWEWALEEEEEEEEEE!

ACKCHEWALLEE, after a 2015 revision of Diplodocidae species, the Brontosaurus is since then a correct Taxon and used for the Brontosaurus displayed in film.

FINE.

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Thx. And i just wanted to make KingKong and Ray Harryhausen work the america Kaiju.
The Lost World is still the reason we got monster movies. Without it, no King Kong, no Ray Harryhausen and no Rhedosaurus no Godzilla.

Does Kong really counts as the first kaiju?

I would buy a Godzilland!Mothra plushie, she looks legit cute in that design.

that's literally why it was able to lay eggs in the original.
See that's the thing, the monster part of the story is pretty neat, it's mostly the human parts that drags it down.
My adaptation would focus much more heavily on the monster.
Plus, it actually gives an explanation for why Zilla can be harmed by conventional weaponry, which the original didn't do.

>The Virgin Zilla
>hides like a coward in a major American city
>eats way too much fish
>merely a mutant freak from having too many nukes go off next to his egg
>knocked unconscious by indirect torpedo hits and later killed by a handful of conventional missiles fired from just two F-16s
>The Chad Godzilla
>proudly and loudly declares his presence with a mighty roar everywhere he goes
>literally eats nukes for breakfast
>super old super predator that makes the freaking dinosaurs look pristine
>can take the combined firepower of a literal army (including some sci fi laser cannons) and it barely even registers to him

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Notice how my idea for a new adaptation fixes most of that though?
Also, in the right hands Zilla is very easy to tweak into a pretty decent monster as Zilla Jr. and it's Comic appearences show

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My kingdom for a drawfag

>I would buy a Godzilland!Mothra plushie, she looks legit cute in that design.

Vintage Godzilland merch is hard to find and expensive. I don't think they ever did plushies, unfortunately. It was an educational anime, so most of the merch was stationary.

For that matter, the KoTM Oxygen Destroyer was cool but I'm upset that it was nothing like the original and was basically just a green bomb and we didn't even see any skeletonization

>For that matter, the KoTM Oxygen Destroyer was cool but I'm upset that it was nothing like the original and was basically just a green bomb and we didn't even see any skeletonization

I had wondered about that; the way they used something as important as the Oxygen Destroyer so flippantly in the movie. But I think they're going to do Destoroyah in the next movie, since the bad guys recovered Ghidorah's severed head from the Gulf of Mexico and it was underwater when the Oxygen Destroyer was detonated, so it's irradiated by it. Ghidorah's head will probably mutate into Destoroyah and then Godzilla and Kong will have to team up to defeat him at the end of the movie. It's going to be the last MonsterVerse movie, so they'll need a big finish.

Till someone knows a big monster movie that is successfull like Kong in that time.

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>movie comes along
>time for first contact between them
>Kong is still the same size as he was in Skull Island when he fights Legendary Godzilla
I'd laugh so hard I couldn't even be mad

Mothra solo cartoon when?

Had the same reaction. Fangasm at the mention at first but then realized there was no way it would actually be deadly so it felt like just a weak callback in namesake only.

TECHNICALLY the first giant monster movie is credited to The Lost World, a silent film about an island full of dinosaurs, but you wouldn't really credit dinosaurs as kaiju.

That's where we should have seen Ghidorah's regen come into play. Have him drag himself to the volcano half fucking bare skeleton only to not only patch up the holes but regrow a whole fucking head
Then meltdown Gojira's mere presence fucking vaporizing him is all the more impressive

Rodan already has Mexico covered

ACKCHEWALLEE! Dinos are small regarding King Kong, so they are not giant monsters. But TECHNICALLY It is the first giant monster film.

RODAN IS MEXICAN

He's mexican

True fact: the Tarasque is French in origin. So my country does have its own giant monster :)

I'd tolerate this shit if Godzilla and co. were more based on a bancho setting.[spoilers] particularly cromartie high[/spoilers]

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Bigfoot, but like bigger

Huh, weird... Barney the dinosaur is also an educational show and yet theres still a lot of toys of him, including plushies.

I get its still freaking godzilla we are talking about but to think Japan wouldnt make plushies of the characters of an educational show, any educational show, specially one based around the most well known kaiju series in japan is, well... weird.

>Mothra
>God of the Sea

This triggers the 'tism
Mothra would be a Goddess....but why of the sea? Why isn't an actual ocean kaiju "God of the Sea?"

fucking stop

I'm glad this bothered someone else. Maybe they are connecting her to the Moon (though she's not from the Moon) and Moon = tides?
Its really reaching in any case

I guess there's Manda

But Manda's a fucking pussy

I mean there's aqua mothra leo. But that was a dude

There's Titanosaurus and Ebirah, too
And while you could say "but they all suck!", they made Baragon the God of Ground, and who the fuck is Baragon? that was a rhetorical question, I know who he is and what movies he was in

cough

So help me!
So help me.
And CUT!

So is Monarch basically SHEILD in this universe

I know Toho forced the filmmakers to use Mothra and Ghidorah in the film because they were marketable, but why not switch her and Ghidorah's roles around? Ghidorah's can't even fly until he gets a powerup and then he fights Godzilla underwater. So why call him God of the Sky? Make him some kind of water hydra and give Mothra the title of God(dess) of the Sky, and bam, fixed.

seriously?

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he look buff

let it die

That was Monsters All out Attack, wasn't it?
That one was weird. Those three team up to stop Godzilla, who is literally the personification of everyone who died when we dropped the bombs on Japan, right?

>the personification of everyone who died when we dropped the bombs on Japan, right?
No, the opposite actually. It's the souls of all the people killed by Imperial Japan taking their revenge.

I knew it was the weird one. For some reason I thought it was Angerius rather than Baragon though.

It's funny you say that. The original plan for the movie was to have the three guardian monsters be Anguirus, Varan and Baragon, but Toho made the director put in Mothra and Ghidorah for mass audience appeal. They decided to keep Baragon, which i'm ever thankful for because his redesign in GMK is great.

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OG King Kong was about the size of a dinosaur.

He was bigger than the normal dinosaur back than. And if you consider gorillas arnt that big but dinosaurs were always that big.
But sure he is more insync with dinosaurs in size. Since scientists found bigger dinos since 1930s

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If you consider the plane he holds in his hand, he is even more massive. Maybe double the size of your t-rex.
But now the question is, is Moby Dick a GiantBeast film?

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Weren't the planes in the original finale single man airplanes?

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After some reseach, they use 2 planes.
The double seat Stearman C3.

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And in the attack scene a Curtiss F8-c Helldiver.
Both arnt that small. It indicates that King Kong is very big even in dinosaur.
But real talk, i agree that Lost World and Moby Dick are the first big beast movies but not in sense of Kongs/Kaiju.
Proto BigBeasts movie?

Didnt took my photo.

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