Disney makes a live action Pinocchio. Their big twist is that it's no longer Pinocchio, it's "Pinocchia"...

If written well it won't matter if Pinocchio is played by a man or woman.
You know it won't though, or people will claim it isn't at least.

They will

That would be a very different adaptation of Pinocchio

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How many of this version are there?

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her nose never grows longer cause the message "women never lie" is pushed throughout the movie

Not nearly enough.

Would any actress take this role?

>nose never grows
>it's actually pic related

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This is your female Pinocchio.

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Implying Disney would make Pinocchio into a raunchy comedy. Only for Rotten Tomatoes to give it a weirdly good score.

Scarlett Johansson? She takes weird roles. She has the nose for it too.

This is why nobody likes liars

Liars can be cute

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Her journey isn't one of self-discovery but one where exploring the world she finds that the life of a girl and the life of an object are disturbingly familiar. In the end she discovers she is perfect just the way she is and it was the world holding her back. She becomes real once everyone else learns it and celebrates her. The Blue Fairy is now a wise-cracking side-cut faux-punk styled sidekick that is merged with Jiminy Cricket role wise, bringing Pinnochia to life and revealing the oppressive truth of the world to her through magical shenanigans, disrupting people's wrong lived lives that Pinnochia has to solve and leave better. Geppeto is now the twist villain who chases her throughout the movie trying to possess her and tell her how to live her life.

The donkey scene with a bunch of women would cause a massive shit storm.

>tfw Disney will never allow this type of creativity with their adaptations.

What kind of magical shenanigans?

>old lonely cobbler makes life-sized little girl doll with opposable joints and shit

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There's a porn comic by Leroi and Gibrat

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Oh yeah. Her breasts grow in this one. And she gets punished to get them back to normal.

Yeah. Too different to tell if they're asses before or after Pleasure Island.

I could see the headline on articles: "Most 'Ass' in a Disney Movie Ever".

I'd love to see a movie about my puppet wife.

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Of course, Geppetto would use ebony wood to make the puppet.

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That's a different "Pinocchia"

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So... Are you implying Gepetto made himself a daughter or a wife here?

>be fucking female pinocchio
>her moaning sounds weird
>ask her if she's faking it
>her face when

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He's the things progenitor, its father, whether he fucks it or not.

kek'd. a mouthy little bitch just like his mommy

boner no

>her moaning sounds weird
The weird moans are real, it's the pretty ones that are fake

yes black girls don't have self respect

This

>Her journey isn't one of self-discovery but one where exploring the world she finds that the life of a girl and the life of an object are disturbingly familiar.
very based
>In the end she discovers she is perfect just the way she is and it was the world holding her back.
what? no you lost whatever you had

Eboner

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This is some sort of fetish thing, right?

Ah. I remembered there was some Euro comic, couldn't remember who it was by.

I saw a Snow White thread, wanted to do a Pinocchio thread. They're golden age films too.

if her boobs don't get bigger telling lies..........

i swear to GOD...
FUCK THEM

I remember there being some salacious talk about these ads on here.

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Like these?

Would it just be Pinocchio? Or would every character have their gender swapped?

Look at that little matchbox nigga. What the fuck.

perfect, but it needs to be mainstream so others can enjoy it too. dammit.

I'd hope she wouldn't be CGI'd in the movie.

There's this Pinocchia comic too where her beasts grow from lies.

Bella Thorne? Or another actress with a pretty big nose?

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What happens if they made a puppet based on the actress, and had her be herself when she becomes a real girl? Would Yea Forums watch a movie with traditional puppetry, like

It would certainly be creepy but different. Would a real puppet be less creepy than a CG puppet? If it were a real puppet, it would be intriguing to see what kind of puppet they make with a Disney budget.

Well, they do have the Henson company, and ILM

I think ILM shut down though

They would never do it. In the modern political landscape, you can't do a straight adaptation of Disney's Pinocchio with a genderbend but keep the rest of it - they'd argue that it's too problematic.
>Just by making a girl instead of a boy, Geppetto's actions would be portrayed as something perverse.
>Trying to get around it by making Geppetto a woman is reinforcing negative stereotypes that women need children to be happy.
>The male Jiminy Cricket acting as femPinnocchio's conscious wouldn't work, since he represents the voice of the patriarchy. You could get away with making him a woman, though.
>Stromboli's enslavement/treatment of Pinocchio is too confronting, as it now echoes 'real-world abuse of little girls', and isn't treated with the severity it deserves.
>That femPinocchio is treated as somewhat culpable for getting herself into that situation is unconscionable - it's never her fault.
>Pleasure Island scene just wouldn't work with femPinnocchio, since they wouldn't take a girl with them.
>Swapping all of the boys into girls has its own problems - again, you have the 'real-world abuse' of girls thing, but even then, if it was girls behaving like the boy's in the first film did, it would be treated as an act of liberation where the girls are rebuke 'traditional gender norms and living freely'. Vilifying them for this would be wrong.
>Changing their behavior to be more specifically 'problematic feminine behavior' doesn't work, since now it's an attack on womanhood.
>The idea that it takes magic to make someone that identifies as a woman actually into a woman would be seen as problematic. FemPinnocchio was always a 'real girl' because she always identified as one.

Would Disney be able to even do a straight adaptation without changing anything the original story?

She better be in this costume

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Is there anymore of her?

Would she look like this?

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If she lies what grows? Besides mein dick

Through Disney, her nose. What we probably want:

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Oh, they would. However it would be the story of Pinocchio the wooden boy who wants to be a real girl and the oppression and bigotry he encounters from all the "trans-phobic" people he comes across. In the end, his wish is granted and all the haters realize how brave he was and how wrong they were.

The bonus scene in the DVD release would be him choosing to keep his pecker.

>I really hope I'm wrong about this, but I'm probably not.

Clitoris

Would there be a limit or could they just endlessly grow?

What if she said "my boobs will grow"?

I think I'd rather watch the Italian cartoon version of Pinocchio.

Which one?

The 1978 version. At least, the puppet gets lynched.

That's not the bed creaking. Also watch out for splinters in your dick.

>in
>not on

Thanks for the visual.

Great, now I want to be Jiminy!

What would you do as her conscience?

>Splinter-filled pussy
No thank you.

An old man building his own daughter sounds creepy, unlike if it was a son

>An old man building his own daughter sounds creepy

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>body like a dakimakura
>plump DSLs and pillowy cheeks
I don't care if she has massive stretchmarks on her belly that she has to have covered by makeup artists in movies, I'd fuck her until neither of us could stay awake. And I don't even like blondes.

Nothing a little sandpaper can't fix.

It's actually a transwoman who wants to be a real girl and gets a throbbing erection every time she lies about being one (because of the AGP obviously).

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It’s been around 3 years since Disney announced a live action Remake and it’s stuck in development hell