What would a crossover be like?

>No I tell ya hwat Bob this is one of the best gotdang burgers I've ever had.
>Yeah well what can I say I'm pretty good on the grill
>What gas you burning
>Uh, actually not sure
>Well I tell ya hwat If you're interested I can get you supplied with the high efficient burn of Propane

>Bobby hangs out with Tina, Louise, and Gene

>Bobby with the Belcher kids?
>Dad, those kids ain't right.

I assumed that's what Bob's grill runs on already. Don't most restaurants use gas grills unless their gimmick is being wood/coal fired?

>"Dad, I think I understand now"

Hank with family and friends visit Bob's town
He hates its at first, after terrible food from Jimmy Pesto he's figured he's had enough of it but then meets Bob
They bond over a good American burger and really like each other, but argue when Bob's kids fuck with him.
Bill and Teddy freakout over being so alike

Linda and Peggy bond over being weird moms, but join in the argument

then Bobby and Dale decide to go keep exploring the town with Bob's kids. They go to the warf, hilarity ensues when they run into Mr. Fischoeder.

Dale runs back to Bob's Burgers to tell them trouble is at the warf.

Hank chastizes Bob thinking it was his kid's fault, but Bobby admits he was screwing around too. Hank apologizes and Bob forgives him

also a romance subplot between Tina and Joseph maybe

>Peggy won’t stop giving Bob suggestions for Burger of the Day

>Tina thinks that Bobby is her soulmate, for like 2 hours
>Gene keeps asking if Bobby's comedy act needs some musical accompaniment
>Louise keeps giving bobby bad advice about the area.

>I call it the Peggy burger. It's a burger, with an egg on it. It's genius. We'll blow their minds
>hmmm.

I'm trying to think of what petty conflict they would have for the plot.

I like to imagine something about Hank enjoying the burger, but not leaving a tip on the creditcard receipt (in actuality he tipped in cash and the kids took the money when Bob wasn't looking) so Bob points out there wasn't a tip. Hank begins to take offense when he says he did and didn't wanna be called a liar.
Peggy makes the matter worse when she leaves a negative Yelp-like review. Linda takes the most offense to this, and her and Peggy get into a big internet fight (which develops into a scheduled physical fight at the pier).
In the end the kids confess to keeping the tip for themselves, Bob apologizes and Hank is friendly about it. Linda and Peggy still wanna fight be decide on wrestling to be less punching.

To be fair, They never usually received tips anyways to the point where there was an episode about how happy they were to receive one.

Read it in their voices! 10/10

>it's a Bill and Teddy episode

>expect hank to be mad at everything/everyone
>yfw actually... hank treats gene like the boy he never had

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>HANK: Well hey there, friend. Uh... This is a burger joint, right?
>LOUISE: What gave it away, the big sign saying "Bob's Burgers?"
>BOB: Louise.
>GENE: ALL SIGNS POINT TO YES!
>BOB: Gene.
>GENE: YOU WERE THINKING IT!
>BOB: Yes, we serve burgers. Would you like one? A burger, I mean. Would you like a burger, I mean.
>LOUISE: Flawless, dad, keep up the mediocre work.
>HANK: Me and my boy Bobby were just passing through town on our way to see our boys play against yours and, well, we just couldn't help but be drawn in by the tantilising scent of propane-cooked all-American beef.
>BOB: Uh...
>LOUISE: Is he gonna murder us?
>TINA: I hope he kills me first. I don't want to see dad die.
>BOB: Thank you, Tina.
>TINA: I feel like he would be really weepy.
>BOB: Thank you, Tina...
>BOBBY: Hey, dad! This place is called Bob's Burgers! I'm a Bob! Bob-by! Will the wonders ever cease?
>LOUISE: Okay, HE'S definitely gonna kill us.
>TINA: Hey, dad's a Bob.
>BOB: I... Am known to be a Bob, yes.

They would get along really well, but I don't think Peggy and Linda would though.

That sounds about right.

good fic, read everything in their voices

>LINDA: Hey, Peggy! Can I call you Peggy? Ack! I always wanted a Peggy in my life! You be Peggy, I'll be Lindy! ~Peggy and Lindy, up against the wooooorld~! Sing.
>PEGGY: No, thank you.
>LINDA: ~Lindy and Peggy, just a wild pair a' giiiiiirls~! Sing, c'mon.
>PEGGY: I'd really rather--
>LINDA: Sing it.
>PEGGY: I don't--
>LINDA: C'mon!
>PEGGY: Hank! Would you come in here please?!

>LINDA: Bob! What are we gonna do?! This man and his son are gonna kill us!
>BOB: They’re not serial killers, Lin. They’re just Texans.
>GENE: It’s called the Texas Chainsaw Massacre for a reason, father!

>its a peggy ruins everything episode

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>Hank and Bobby visit the restaurant when Bob's special involves guessing the secret added ingredients
>Bobby is the first person all day to guess right, and on his first try
>Bob makes a couple of free burgers to see if he can guess them too, which he does
>Bob is so impressed he lets him behind into the kitchen to see how well the kid can flip a patty
>Gene starts to get jealous since he wasn't trusted in the kitchen ever
>Gene tries to make Bobby jealous by hanging out with Hank
>Louise makes attempts to sabotage Bobby in the kitchen to make him look bad
>Tina doesn't find Bobby hot, but the more she hears his jokes and sees his can-do attitude she begins to fall for him

Why would he have a particular opinion on it?

>in the end, it's Louise that gets a crush on Bobby when he leaves.

>Hank with family and friends visit Bob's town
Why would they want to visit some little seaside town in New Jersey or Delaware or wherever it is.

>It's because he reminds her of Regular Sized Rudy

>Hank:"Hey Bob. Me and the guys were about to grab a beer. Want to join us?"
>Bob:"Oh that's ok..I-I don't really drink all that much"
>Hank shoots him a look
>B:"Well alright I guess one won't hurt. Lin, I'm gonna go with Hank and grab a beer
>Linda:"A beer?Bobby it's 2:30 in the afternoon"
>B:"The guys are all going out, Lin. When do I ever get to just get a beer with the guys?"
>L:"You're always drinking with Teddy."
>B:"He just orders the drinks, Lin. That's not grabbing a beer. That's just...being a restaurant.

>Loot at him! Stealing my dad, grilling burgers, changing his name just so he can be Bob Junior.
>I named him that. He’s my son.
>You wish! They’ve bonded now, they’re like Frank Stiller and his son, George. From now on call me, wait, what’s your name?
>It’s Hank Hill, and-
>Good! Call me Hanky! Gene is dead!

Bob: "Oh, I thought we were gonna hit a bar or something but we're just...gonna drink beers in the alley"
>Hank:"Yep"
>Hands Bob a beer.
>He takes a swig with a long pause as everyone stands in silence occasionally sipping beer.
>Bob:"So is this it? Am I doing it?"
>Hank: "What do you mean"
>Bob: "I dunno I just thought...y'know there'd be more to it.
>Bill: Well sometimes we tell stories! Dale tell him the one about the governor's aide.
>Dale: Alright it was a day like any other. I was rummaging through the recycling behind the governors office looking for any information they'd like to "get rid of" when----

>Linda: "Well Bobby. Did you guys have fun"
>Bob: "I don't know? I think we did. I'm kinda new to this whole thing."

>BOB: And then Hank just cracked open a beer and said "yep". Just like that. I swear, Lin, that guy has it figured out.
>LINDA: All I ever hear about is Hank now. Hank did this, Hank said that, Hank doesn't think we should use charcoal to grill our burgers.
>BOB: Okay, first of all if you listened to some of his arguments on charcoal vs. propane they're actually pretty persuasive. Like, did you know that propane is the only clean-burning fuel source approved for the cooking of red meat by the FDA.
>LINDA: What? Why would I know that?
>BOB: Because you listened to Hank instead of just judging him? God, Lin, you're such a giblethead sometimes.
>HANK: A what? Listen, Bawby, I think you're just latching onto this guy Hank because he's new and he's passionate and he can go one whole sentence without passing gas. That's rare for this town.
>BOB: I am not latching onto Hank, okay? I just-- I like meeting new people. I'm a people person.
>LINDA: You?
>BOB: Me. I'm a person who enjoys the company of... Other persons.
>LINDA: Oh yeah, Bobby Kennedy? And what's with the cowboy hat?
>BOB: ...That's just what's in, Lin. God. You're being, like, the opposite of propane right now.

Hank and Bob go gay

>Bob sets up a burger stand for the area for the local pride parade
>Hank enjoyed his burgers yesterday and volunteered to give him an extra hand
>someone snatches a picture thinking they were a gay business couple
>Hank: "B'WHAAAAA"
>Bob: "Oh Dear Go- wait what was that sound you just made??"

>Joseph: "Bobby, I think that glasses girl likes me. She's been staring at me all day and when I try to talk to her she makes a groaning noise like an old Zombie movie."
>Bobby: "Well go talk to her"
>Joseph:"I don't know what to say! And whenever I try to my voice always cracks and then I try to cover it up with a cough and now I think she thinks I have a cold"

>The rest of the episode is just Bobby helping Joseph talk to Tina. But due to this Tina starts thinking that Bobby AND Joseph like her and she starts trying to decide between the two of them.
Tina: "Joseph's tall dark and handsome but he's kind of awkward. Also I think he's got a cold and I don't wanna catch that. Bobby's really charismatic and cool but he's...not so tall, dark or handsome. If only I could like...smush them together into one perfect boy. *sigh* The science just isn't there yet"

>Louise finds Dale's conspiracies hilarious and keeps listening to him rant
>she begins to believe of one them and starts to become paranoid, seeing the conspiracy everywhere

>Teddy hangs out with Bill as they slowly at first (and angrily by the end) tell eachother their shortcomings and tragedies to be the most pitiable.

Hank would be fine until he realizes Bob grills on an electric flat-top

Would he care? The whole reason he loves propane is for the clean burning and non charcoal taste. All things you get with electric flattop

>Bill and Teddy
Fuck, that's perfect.

They get wine drunk together, sing, and peggy becomes aggressive.

>Bill and Teddy's Mediocre Adventure

Bravissimo!

Fund it

Didn't Hank have a crisis of faith when he realized Strickland's house had an electric oven?

Yes, but that was more due to Buck owning the Propane business rather than the concept itself. It'd be like a longtime employee of Ford who exclusively drives Ford cars one day finding out the CEO of Ford drives a Toyota

>Peggy: "Um if I could make a suggestion. I think you're seasoning that all wrong"
>Linda:"Excuse me? Who do you think you are, missy?"
>Peggy: "I'll have you know my Brown Betty has won several county AND regional cooking competitions, so you should really let me work my magic."
>Linda: "Well I am the co-owner of a RESTAURANT so maybe I know a little something about cooking too, and I say this dish needs Paprika."
>Peggy: Well I once FULLY owned a popular restaurant and I say it needs Thyme!
>The two wrestle over spices before it falls on the ground.

Linda should have worn the Spice Rack

>Bob having to design a float for some parade he's promoting in
>Hank sees his sketch on the restaurant counter and starts to give him some pointers
>Bob: "Wow this is good stuff. Hey could you maybe give me some more pointers while making it?"
>Hank: "Well ... we are on vacation, so I don't think my wife would-"
>Peggy: "Oh just go ahead and help'em out, Hank. I know if you don't you'll spent the whole trip thinking about 'what if'."
>Hank: W'hell alright! Count me in Mr. Belcher!"
>Peggy: "Sometimes you just have to be open and let the other have their fun, otherwise they'll be dishonest and do the same thing but behind your back."
>Linda: "I had a friend who said the exact same thing! Then again I don't think their relationship was talking about arts and crafts."

Hank isn't the experimental type. He may get irritated if Bob tried to force one of his special burgers on him. Further comedic misunderstandings could escalate the situation to the point of Hank threatening to lick Bob's ass.

>dammit bob, I ordered a hamburger not a cheeseburger

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>Hank threatening to lick Bob's ass

>mentions comedic misunderstandings
>gets pwnd by autocorrect
Pottery.

>Hill family drawn in Bob's Burgers style
>at Pier there is a caricature artist who draws everyone in the King Of The Hill style

>Buck Strickland and Mr. Fischoder try to one up each other in shady business practices

>Felix keeps trying to be included but Buck and Calvin keep brushing him off

Bob cares about a lot of stuff.

Propane convention.

Dude. I'd watch the shit out of this.

Why not both? Make it extra long because hell, not like anybody is gonna do this again.

Be wise he's be cooking on a clean burning superior fuel source that doesn't mask the taste of the meat like charcoal does.

artistically confusing.

This thread, these greens. They're all perfect and fit the theme like a glove and I would most certainly watch the hell out of it.

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Bob cooks on a plancha grill that's probably already gas-heated.

Hank gets an iPad

Yeah, this is the act two as stinger. Bob introduces the Cha-Cha-Charcoal Burger and the friendship implodes.

this thread makes me wonder how many of you want to be or already are writers

Sounds great

I mean I like to write. It’s nice.

Bob and Hank each do something that, out-of-context, makes them look abnormal or immoral to the other

Now that's a Freudian slip.

It would be hank trying to convince Bob to use Propane for his burger-joint, but Bob basically saying "propane around my kids? are you crazy?"

Overall a very comfy episode tho.

Distinct Lack of Khan teaming up with Jimmy Pesto to fuck with Hank who is working with Bob in this thread.

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>to the point of Hank threatening to lick Bob's ass
Little did he know that's exactly what Bob meant by "special burgers"...

Theres "Bobby, It's Cold Outside.: for the season premiere for The Simpsons, that should be your Simpsons X KOTH crossover made with Disney money.

They make a “authentic” Laotian pizza and advertise the hell out of it, which is really just Khan bullshitting his way around to.

They initially meet because bob gets a new propane dealer but forgot to check it's from texas.

>Bobby loves Bob’s Burgers because it reminds him of that deli he used to go because of the Burgers of the Day

Propane emergency

Get this on right now!

Probably wants to see if Bob’s Burgers is worthy of propane

>Hank orders a burger
>It's a damn good burger
>Becomes a regular
>Gene and Bobby are the ones who get into antics trying to become a comedic duo.

Could go for a Gene/Bobby teamup, probably do a musical comedy duo

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BLESSED QUADS CONFIRM
SAME UNIVERSE

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>Hank threatening to lick Bob's ass.

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Peggy is so ungrateful

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