If you could grant superpowers to one person (not you), who would you pick, what power would you give them, and why?

If you could grant superpowers to one person (not you), who would you pick, what power would you give them, and why?

Hard mode: not someone you personally know, no coattail riding for you.

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Forgot to say who I'd pick: Bernie Sanders, I'd give him the Human Torch's powers, just for the sake of the pun.

The power to be shitting themselves constantly.

I'd give my dad the power of not being dead right now

Are u black? He said ppl u don't know

I give Trump Superman’s powers.
Let’s get that space wall built!

>uses powers to help Isreal instead, epic style
thank you super-boomer!

If that's how it's going to be, then I'm using my pick to give Hassan Rouhani Atomic Skull's powerset.

He said that for hardmode

I’d research someone who has spent their life trying to get us into space and give them antigravity powers so they could finally do it.

Based.
I'm giving Viktor Orban the juggernaut's power

I will never understand why it's the wisdom of Solomon, a judeo-christian figure, when all the others are greco-roman. why not the Wisdom of Socrates, Selene, Styx, Soter, Silenus, or any of the other dozens of S-starting figures?

Trump just starts laying waste to Iran like Doctor Manhatten in Vietnam

David Attenborough
Reality warping
Because he will finally destroy us all and I can rest

Only his penis is orange. And smaller.

I give Bendis the ability to mind control.

I give that Free Solo guy Spider-Man powers so he'll never fall

This is alright

Hmm... That's a really good question, OP.
I guess I'll grant Ahed Tamimi all of Superman's power, sans the weakness to minerals such as kryptonite.

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Give Keanu Reeves Superman powers. He seems pretty on the ball.

Are you a PewDiePie fanboy, by any chance?

No, don’t care for his videos, I’m not into video games

Cool, sorry for the assumptions.

No prob

I'd make the pope fly