Who do you think they'll cast as Snow White?

Hopefully some dark haired broad with a sexy voice like the one that voiced the same character in the WiR2 movie.

Who else?

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Motherfucking money.

Someone who's actually white.

Plot twist: Prince charming will be a trans black male

You havent been paying attention during these virtue signaling times. If 007 is going to be a black girl, then every main character in Hollywood movies are going to be turned into black women.

What is this timeline we are living in

A very weird and confusing one.

>If 007 is going to be a black girl
She's the next 007 after Bond not a re-instalment.

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Remember 70's era films and comics? Hippies were fucking everywhere in media. This is the same thing, its a fad that will eventually die out and people will watch back on these would-be-world-saviour times with cringe.

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Who would they cast as the dwarves - actual actors with dwarfism or actors made smaller via CGI/camera tricks?

It'll be someone at kickable height. Don't worry.

Peter Dinklage, let's not kid ourselves.

>the character's name isn't actually Coal Black
This alone makes me fucking hate the short. Either go all-in on your joke or don't.

>Peter Dinklage playing all seven dwarves

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>Suave: drinks wine all the time and often makes sexual jokes to humor the mature audience

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HOW DOES THIS MAKE MONEY?

Or at least more money.

Did I miss the throngs of African-American protestors shouting "BLACK MERMAID NOW! BLACK 007 NOW!"?

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White cucks

Tom Cruise on stilts

Larkin Love

JEW

Will there be dwarfs thou? I thought dwarfs aren't political correct anymore.

Its squeezing the last squirts of milk from the udders of an old money cow. Relatively low risk investment.

Because there's no more members of the Disney family to fight him tooth and nail.

>Roy E Disney isn’t around to beat the shit out of Iger
>the rest of the Disney great grandkids are obviously more about the money
Well shit

Disney:

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If only Walt was alive today, he'd break every tooth in Iger's head

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>skipping Cedric Elbow and going straight for the black woman
I'm not opposed to all the -xploitation going on for a quick buck in modern moving pictures, but this really rustles my jimmies.

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they'll set it in china, doy

anyway, i doubt this will get the mass buttmad the ariel casting did, because it doesn't 'defile muh childhood'

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so bond is giving up the codename for plot reasons but he's still bond? that makes more sense.

gonna be dwarfism hires. snow white and the huntsman got shit for hiring regular people.

"Lord of the rings" and "Hobbit" did great with regular actors.

>Directed by Marc Webb
As much as I love his films, he works better with smaller, more personal, independent films like (500) Days of Summer and Gifted, not films with large scopes like The Amazing Spider-Man.

He's also directing an American live action remake of Your Name., and I have faith in that despite not having faith in this Snow White remake.

In an ideal reality, though, he will find a way, for both the Your Name. and Snow White remakes.

How do you miss such a perfect opportunity to write 'teats'?

youtube.com/watch?v=fxTMaEhYGVE

>so bond is giving up the codename for plot reasons but he's still bond? that makes more sense.

Don't explain anything. Just have a 00-agent show up to the office, "Go in, 007. M will see you now," and M is Daniel Craig, maybe made up to be a little older.

It's a real world practice, after all.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_of_the_Secret_Intelligence_Service

like that one joke post about a movie where every character was played by a famous person so you had no idea who was supposed to be bond

Whoever it is, they actually, literally, cannot portray anyone other than a white woman for the role due to Snow White's skin being described as porcelain white in the source material. If they do, then they have absolutely no defense against accusations of sjw pandering.

Again?

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lmao

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>brown hair
>pale pink lips
>not even a little paler skin than the other two people on the same poster

Man what the fuck was the concept here, she blends into the fucking background.

She is Snow and white. They will cast Someone like coal and black . You better like it or you are racist.

Isn't that literally Casino Royale (1967)?

You do know that the Japanese women portrayed in prints like this had white skin because they were wearing white makeup, right?

damnit now I want to see this version

>Ignoring the elephant in the room
In what fucking universe is Kristen 'plain jane' Stewart going to be threatening to Charlize 'DAMN, SON!' Theron??

iirc the movie had the rationale that snow was so pure and gentle she was destined to defeat theron becus prophecy.

That too, but I'm more bothered that she could be that huntsman's twin sister, that's how little she stands out.

youtube.com/watch?v=xEnoKqiGJFI

>her look doesn't matter for the story
>you still have the animated version, why do you care
>we only had one black princess
They don't care for logical reasons. They just want black characters

correction, they just want money. casting a different raced actor both wins them fake woke points and gives free publicity from autists complaining about it