Why didn't anyone tell me Rick Moranis and JJ Abrams were writing Spider-Man?
Why didn't anyone tell me Rick Moranis and JJ Abrams were writing Spider-Man?
Juan Gutierrez
Brayden Reyes
Jesus, is he 15 or something?
Asher Jenkins
He's 21 but looks like a child.
Gavin Cox
Hey all! Peter Parker here...
Luis Lopez
They’re just writing a mini-series, not touching Amazing Spider-man. Thank god.
Jordan Flores
>two smug jewish guys walk into an empty theater
>it's full
Owen Long
Took me a minute.
Joseph Brown
Like Holland?
Cameron Wright
are you calling them fat? or saying they fudge numbers? or what?
Daniel Walker
Cadaverous looks like the guy that would unironically say:
>"Don't talk to me or my sons ever again"
Grayson Miller
yeah user it's a fat joke
Jose White
Nose joke.
Jacob Wilson
Holy shit mechanical aliens.
Noah Hughes
>literally just the offspring from Shin Gojira
JJ's son is as big of a hack as he is
Evan Nelson
Which ones which?
Luke Powell
It's a joke about inflating the number of Jews killed in the holocaust. Extremely highbrow humor.
Anthony Wilson
What did Jar Jar & Son mean by this
Hunter Young
>He's 21
No fuckin way. That looks like a face that has never had to shave.
Julian Gutierrez
Why the fuck did you make such a deep cut? Their just xenomorphs. Same head shape.
Daniel Morris
it took me 65 million seconds
Anthony Baker
That much? You're slow.
Christopher Williams
Dylan the Hacker?