If Bob's Burgers was a real restaurant

This. It looks cozy, but the first time I hear those little shits screaming around while I try to eat, I'm never going back there.

>Tfw the local burger joint I've been going to got the last 20 years shut down last month
>They sold burgers for $3.50 and hot dogs for $1.25
>Everyone else some new sells those for at least $2 more

Depends if I lived near or not. Because I’d feel bad not supporting a literal Mom and Pop shop, especially when the burgers are great.

In a second. Bob's always depicted as a fantastic chef and his prices are beyond reasonable

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I tried asking one of the child waitresses about the Child Molestor burger I heard about and I got kicked out by her dad.

Shame, though. She was a total cutie. I don't even think she was wearing pants. Just a green dress and bunny ears.

But the third time it makes the local news, you go back to watch the fireworks.

sorry to hear that
probably why they shut down tho lmao

I’d eat there once, get annoyed by the kids and then call in my orders to go after that. Probably once a week if it’s between work and home.

Not a fucking chance in hell.

are you kidding?
most gourmet burger places sell their burgers for well over $8, not all the time with fries

Nope, I prefer the ambiance at 'Raisins'.

Sure. It helps that it's not cartoonishly gross or anything.

I wouldn't eat there perse
at most i would either go in to order take out or order delivery through one of those food delivery service
since their service is shit

A restaurant near where I live converted into a Bob's Burgers for the 150th episode. Everyone got a free meal and a few goodies. It was pretty neat, had to wait in line for like two hours though. Went with a friend group. Pic related.

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>College Dropout
>not Late Registration

No wonder you've got the Virgin Grip around that qt redhead's waist.

>fantastic chef
flipping burgers does not a chef make

LR is literally CD done worse tho

absolutely. I probably wouldn't go there super often unless he gets an actual fire grill, since a griddle can only do so much to make beef taste gud, but I'd go there at least once in a while.

I would pay extra for a burger Tina or Louise stepped in

Yes. Louise is adorable.

remember when cartoon girls didnt have to wear pants under their dresses?
pepperidge farm remembers
wow. even the simpsons had to wait like 20 years to get 711s to turn into kwikemarts

What about the burgers of the day? He has to come up with new kinds of burgers every single day. It would take at least a mid-tier chef to be that creative.

not familiar with the show, eh?

That's the gag; you'd expect the runner of a greasy-spoon hole in the way to just be a burger-flipper but Bob is creative and passionate about burgers...whereas he's wishy-washy and limp in all other respects.

He can cook plenty of other things. He makes the entire meal in the thanksgiving episodes. He also knows how to make paella.

I want to marry the cute waitress.

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you'd better be ready for a dance-off, user. you'll probably win

+The food looks good
+Bob and Lynda seen like good people to run a place like this
+The town looks more walkable than 95% of America, so after my burger I can just go somewhere else.
+I actually like puns
-The kids will drag you into some stupid bullshit
-Jean and Tina probably smell rancid
-Teddy's fat ass hogging the place and Bob's attention
Seems like a nice place, would go if I'm in the area.

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dude, if you get on Teddy's good side, you never have to worry about a machine or anything breaking down ever again. He can even fix fucking cell phones

Besides, the reason we see him cooking burgers so much in the show is because he owns and runs a burger restaurant. Really makes you think...

So whatever happened to him? I'm guessing his VA got metooed?

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He still appears in episodes, but only like 3 or 4 per season. I don't think the writers know what to do with him anymore.

I feel that Bob have to do a few things to make his place alot more profitable
-get rid of his kids as servers, only have them do dishes
-get some on tap beers
-start selling Teddy's bear again, along with some other independent breweries
-get a decent social media presence
-sell his burgers at town festivals
-emphasis that he uses local produce

and I never thought about the town they're in being walkable and i agree you're correct
so Bob would also benefit from having a walk up window.

Did they ever actually do canibalism? I think it was hinted at a couple times, but I want bob to turn someone's grandpa into Himburgers

The original pitch for the series had the Belchers be cannibals, but this was scrapped before the first pilot.

hey user I just got a glimpse from the future where Bob follows your advice
>dish budget skyrockets as rate of broken dishes pentuples
>no change because he already has on tap beers
>has to pay massive Teddy's massive regulatory fees for him and the place starts turning into more of a place where people come to drink
>a bunch of fucking hipsters come to eat there and start screaming about microagressions
>this part he already does all the time
>ditto
you should probably watch the show.
a walk-up window... how.. would that work? like a stand? I wonder if they could rig something up along the alley

Fucking Political Correctness

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I kind of had the idea for a real Bob's Burgers restaurant at Universal Studios (since that park also has the Simpsons), have new different Special Burgers with a Clever Pun name everyday, have episodes of Bob's Burgers play on various old style TVs, etc... & etc...

>a bunch of fucking hipsters come to eat there and start screaming about microagressions
And? They're loaded and retarded. They're basically one of the best sources of income for some businesses.

they'd have the place shut down as soon as bob misgendered someone

Bob can’t handle that, he believes in integrity and not doing stuff that are fads.

>pay Teddy
like Teddy would charge Bob for his beer

and you've never seen a walk up window have you?

If it was local yes.

I forget does he have a licences to sell beer? My local does and it's great having a pint and burger for only 8.50 (about 7usd).

Gene if you're here i want you to know Tina is one of the worst characters you could have as a waifu.

The show has pretty much sidelined all the exaggerated or ridiculous characters. It's in line with the show becoming more sane and less cartoony.

>new burger every day
you mean week, youll get creative anxiety

>microagressions
like what?

What's cartoony about morticians? They exist and are perfectly normal people most of the time.

Never even heard of one, though I wanna say the bar I worked at once had something like that?
Uhh, beer isnt free dude, teddy's gotta make money. You referenced teddy's beer so you must have seen the episode, yet you don't seem aware of how it went
there's a reason business ventures are so hard and mostly fail. the odds are stacked against you.
he has a liquor license, and he's constantly worried about losing it, which is staggeringly easy.. you think Hugo's annoying, if the liquor license people see anyone puke in your place, doesnt matter why, or where they were before they came in, they can dock you and start ganking that shit.

Is that a reason why Bob is often stressed?

why would he waifu his sister
he clearly wants his mom
I feel like if a BotD is popular, it should go back into circulation instead of being a one and done forever.

He never really stood out to me. He was just kind of there. I could tell you a lot about all the other characters but only two sentences about Mort.

No, it’s every day,

not familiar with the show eh?
not familiar with tumblr, eh?
they had a whole episode about that

The whole "lol he transports and burns dead bodies" was only used for shock value in the first three seasons. Now it doesn't fit the show at all.

there actually was an episode about how crazy that idea actually is in practice, try to come up with 365 unique burgers user

you'll start using wood as ingredients

things haven't been good for local places at all lately
place that had delicious food that was here for years finally closed down.
there is still a place here that sells delicious gut-busting burgers though thank god

His landlord is dumb and easy to manipulate and his business seems to do well enough, so yes all his stress comes from having to make puns every day.

It's not only puns, you also have to make a good burger out of the pun, or a pun out of the burger. I don't know which comes first.

My town's mortician goes to my mom's store all the time, he's pretty blank so just a little development can easily fix this.

Runny Out of Thyme Burger was done randomly, though Linda did orchestrate the events

Probably varies. Sometimes he'll probably have a burger in mind, but then sometimes he's probably hit with a great pun and works around that.

The first three seasons had things like Bob making friends with a bunch of transvestites, Bob getting caught up in a bank robbery, the kids almost getting killed in a candy factory, and some shithead trying to kill the family on Christmas. The show would never do anything like that now. It's all about the kids doing some wacky hijinks in school with maybe a lame sideplot involving Linda or Teddy.

>His landlord is dumb and easy to manipulate and his business seems to do well enough
So you have never seen the show
Fischoeder is one of the smartest people on the show, and has regularly showed immunity even to Louise's best ruses. and the business does awfully. They never say it outright, but basically in a tourist town like that, you only get good biz a few months a year, during tourist season

uh, this last season had episodes about the kids defending an algae blob, a baby shower for bikers, louise becoming substitute principal, tina dating a goose, linda trying to keep gayle from getting roped into a pyramid scheme, and a bunch of other shit that's every bit as wacky as season 1
anyway would you rather the show get MORE wacky over time? that rarely turns out well.

>bob misgendered someone
He wouldn't, he's already acquainted with the town's tranny hookers.

>barely any Louise feet this past season

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Linda is more likely to misgendered someone
but then again she loves the gays and the only people she don't get along with are soccer moms like Colleen Caviello

I wonder if Bob has high functioning Aspergers. I've heard theories about Tina and Gene having it but never Bob.

He is very firm with his ways, he has an ideal way he wants his family to act and gets frustrated whenever anyone does anything that he feels is outside of his "comfort zone". He thinks he's creative with his Burgers of the day and continues to make a new one every day even though nobody has complimented him for his creativity with these burgers. He had a major meltdown one episode when he got somebody to re-do his restaurant. Even though it was made more popular than ever and everything was going fine and everybody else was happy, Bob had a problem because he felt his restaurant had to be "a certain way" for no reason. He couldn't even put sweet potato fries on the menu even though there was evidence that it would've helped his business. He does have odd quirks but tries to keep them on the down low and he is a big fan of many kinds of media that he always encourages Linda and his kids to experience it with him. He wanted to work on a model from an old movie he liked instead of spending a second honeymoon with his wife.

Just a theory.

I don't think you understand how insane these people are. they make the trannies look sane

it annoys me that having preferences for things being a certain way is considered a mental disorder nowadays. people gave me shit for that my whole life, and now they want to retroactively label it assburgers.. but like, most everyone's like that. some people deny themselves to fit in, and a few others are just too braindead to have preferences.

That just gives Bob even more practice and exposure than.

I heard that his VA is kind of a dick to work with.

I think it's more of a masculine pride thing, tons of older men have weird behaviors, preferences and quirks like you described. It's even shown in one episode that his dad was the same way, with Bob leaving his job at his dad's restaurant because their ideas conflicted and his dad wouldn't allow him to serve anything but what he wanted in his own restaurant.
Talk to literally anyone who has a dad over 40 and they'll tell you stories about weird shit their dad does that nobody can talk him out of.
People are just weird, man.

if you ever gotten food out of a food truck or a festival, you've seen a walk up window.
some restaurants have them to serve customers more faster

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it's called integrity. It used to be a pretty common disease, not anymore..

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crazy, never seen that kind of thing outside of a stand or a truck.
I think Bob would rather have butts in seats so the place looks popular, and you wouldn't be able to window-serve beer.

I think there’s the levels too. Bob refused a million dollars just because he hated the tiki theme, which would have helped his family’s business. I get it, but I understand why some will see it as crazy.

Isn't Bob the one who asked for help in the first place, but then couldn't handle the change?

Nah

ggyheaahh i think that was a mistake, but it was just more extreme integrity. He doesn't see why he should accept money just as a gift. If someone invests in your business, they have the right to make some decisions and have some input about how it's run. While this guy wasn't OFFICIALLY buying stock, that is essentially how business works.. and bob wanted it run his own way.
If more businesses had that kind of integrity nowadays, we wouldn't have so much rampant failure.

That pissed me off. The million dollars alone could've paid for all three kids college tuition with a lot left over. He threw potential futures of his kids away because he was too stubborn about having things done his way.

No, Warren offered, Bob never asked.

But have you ever BEEN to a tiki resturant? Places are gay as Hell

If it means my kids will have the potential for a good future along with a lot of extra spending money for me and my Wife, I'll go with the gay little tiki restaurant. It might not be exactly what I want, but it would be the best for Bob and his family.

I'm sure he'll keep Warren's contact info the next time they're in trouble.. or assuming any of the kids actually get into college. Actually they'd be better off getting the "we're poor" discounts.

why don't bob get outdoor seatings?"

Reminder that Jocelyn is best girl.

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there's only very limited sidewalk space.
>Oh my godddd, stop talkingabout me on the internetttt

But like, they are VERY gay and dumb. It would be cool for his kids, but college is for dumbasses anyway and they don't seem to be missing any meals as is.

>Jocelyn, stop stealing my thunder!

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yeah the belchers aren't really college material.

We've never seen Jocelyn or Tammy in bathing suits

I just realized this and now I'm sad.

Well they're just kids right now but I don't see them getting something like a PHD. They'll probably get a bachelors degree at best.

they weren't in syncretic swimming?

Maybe this show takes place in a fascist universe where all the dumb people are segregated to special districts, and that's why there seems to be such a strong correlation between sanity and not living near the area the family lives.
It also explains why when they leave they're met with so much disrespect. It's not like they're hicks or anything, but they seem to receive a lot of shit for just leaving their neighborhood.

No

No it was Jimmy Jr Zeke and the twins

Booo

>spend all that money on a liquor license
>sell one and only one beer

I don't think that follows. Plenty of places just list 'beer' and then when you order one, they ask which kind you want.. or people order asking if they have this or that brand.
granted sometimes people do just order 'a beer' but this is TV so they can't namedrop brands

the kids needs to stop hanging out with each other and hang out with their own group of friends
no siblings hang out with each other this much

Sure.

I did, but only because we lived in BFE

half of what makes this show so great is how close the family is. it's fuckin normal, at least it USED to be
several episodes have been about trying to get them to branch out a bit though and not spend all their time at home. They're pretty well-rounded.

what happen to all of Bob's restaurant owner buddies?

You can just smell the sexual tension...

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Pepe and Tran have kinda disappeared but Reggie makes occasional appearances. He was selling essential oils.

they went out of business
fucker was reselling uneaten noodles.

If people don’t eat them all, he’s just supposed to waste them?!

Bob should really try doing brunch again.
He learned from the first time he did it.
and he should also do breakfast. Everybody loves a good breakfast burger

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Leftover food is so good though.
There's only so many hours in a day, honestly the fact that he's open after the kids get home from school is far more than most restaurants in my area.

i like breakfast -sandwiches- but burgers maybe not so much
he should totally sell those though. basically if you have a griddle and a fryer, there's no excuse not to sell griddle sandwiches, cheese curds, and all kinds of stuff. french toast, pancakes, bloomin onions.. fuck i'm hungry now.

he does get up ungodly early, but we find out getting up even earlier than that to like, bake bread, was hard for him.
what the fuck restaurant closes in the afternoon, let alone all the ones in your area? that's insane. nobody eats dinner out?

he doesn't have to do it everyday
Brunch on Sundays
Breakfast on Fridays and Saturdays

Bob not selling appetizers is the reason why that baseball player went and did an advertisement with Jimmy Pesto

I don't like fancy burgers

He sells basic burgers

Where do you live that restaurant close before 4pm

There's one business I think stays open until 6, than the only restaurant open after that is Taco Bell (since our KFC closed last month.)
Kentucky

he could sell crepe sandwiches
bitches loves crepes and dudes love sandwiches

man could i go for a good burger
way too late now though.

you kinda want to use a special pan for those though. and a crepe filled with sandwich stuff is just called a crepe.

fucking hate how digestion works. always getting hungry and it's too late.

what sort of backwater hick shit is that where people closes before 4pm?
is it like a religious thing?

>Bob doesn't wash his hands

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You'd be surprised how commonplace that is.
I don't know it just kinda happens. Makes me VERY unsympathetic when half of these places close down and reopen every eight months because property value is so in the shitter that the owners can easily scrape the money to do that. There's this place called Lisa's that everyone always joked "it's happening this time" only for it to reappear in three months like nothing happened.

He specifically watched a thorough video on how.

Feels bad man.
How are things between her and Logan?

Oh, shit. We /cock/ now?

Please, tell me more about these fire grills and how they compare to griddles

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being the chef that he is
I'm surprised Bob never sometimes pretends to be a teppanyaki chef when he's infront of his grill

I vaguely remember which episode you're referring to. Was it the one with Tiffany Haddish?

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>gut-busting burgers
So, the burgers are... funny?

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Burgers where I live are 8 dollars and up.

I fucking hate you loli foot fetishists, but didn't you get plenty of Louise feet in the marionette episode?

And then there was the season finale.

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more like the kind of burger that has a full pound of beef, a quarter pound of bacon, and a full side-salad between the buns.

Jesus Christ, whyyyy??

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What do they look like user?

>Pepe and Tran
Should I feel bad for only remembering Reggie the Deli Guy out of all three that you mentioned?

The first two only ever appeared in "Moody Foodie," right?

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Aww, Andy and Ollie drew each other.

to be honest I'm not sure which one it is but I do remember bob is stressed out and can't think about a new name for burger of the day and everyone is making a fuss about it and he takes a day off, it may be that one but I'm not sure if its another one

Will I be served by a cutie like Louise?

It's kinda funny that the show never came up with a fake beer like Simpsons, Family Guy, Critic, and even Clone High did.

I guess it's because on the rare occasions Bob does drink, he leans more towards wine and whiskey? The brsnd of beer he sells has never been important.

Each kid has their own small circle of friends outside the family they hang out with. Tina has the other tweens, Louise has Rudy and Daryl and that one girl, and Gene has Logan and Courtney.

PC had nothing to do with it. The crew was coming off of Lucy, Daughter of the Devil and were still in that headspace when they pitched BB.

Worst antagonist.

Jimmy Pesto can only ever bait Bob into doing something dumb and riling him up through his pride, aside from a single season one episode.

Fischoeder is greedy and irresponsible, but never really directly malicious and cuts Bob, as a tenant, an absurd amount of breaks.

Hugo is just an angry, bitter SOB that revels in his ability to completely ruin Bob's life on a whim, and everyone is forced to sit and take it because of his position of power over them.

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I bet Bob's kids would be ugly and stink like shit in real life

There was that episode with the absinthe, too.

It's pretty crazy to think about the fact that Lisa Simpson has never had a single prominent friend in the entire 30+ years the show has been on the air. Her "best friend" is a glorified background character, and the closest she has to a consistent "friend" is some rival girl genius who only has speaking roles in a handful of episodes.

>Beer
4 dollars

Shit that alone is a good deal

>Fischoeder is greedy and irresponsible, but never really directly malicious and cuts Bob, as a tenant, an absurd amount of breaks.
I wouldn't classify Fischoeder as an antagonist.

I like that Hugo, as bitter and pathetic as he is, still make a point to make his job right and don't actually cheat or lie in his reports when controlling Bob. He at least has standards.

They are not the same episodes.

He tried to shoot Bob the telling the truth about the Wonder Wharf rollercoasters

I would go in and brutally murder Tina, Gene and Linda

Oh, definitely. I'd go there just to sit down and gawk at Linda every time she bends over to serve a customer. From some angles, I'd get a nice shot of her rack; from others, a nice shot of her ass.

I'd come for the MILF, and stay for the legendary burgers.

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>goes out of his way to announce hate for loli foot feteshists
>immediately identifies episodes with bare loli feat
>posts a saved pic of loli feat

Let me guess... you also work at a kid's shoe store complaining about how much you hate your job while maintaining erections throughout your entire shift?

>Bob's Burgers SDCC poster
>it's not a teaser poster for the movie
[insert Blade Runner 2049 reaction]

Why are they still keeping us in the dark about this?! I don't even need a synopsis or actual footage; just visual proof that it's in production would be enough for me. Can't anybody on the crew just share a pic of the fucking screenplay or something? Maybe a photo in the recording booth?

I still don't fully believe that we're getting a theatrical feature film in just one year.

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Should have tipped harder.

nah, I don't like burgers

>That filename

Maybe my favorite gag of the show

It's Disney's property now, and they won't market it until a few months out.

I like to think Bob and Linda had a threesome with Marshmallow at some point

how long till it's revealed that Zeke and Jimmy Jr. are gay for each other
how would Tina react?

There seems to be a lot of hygiene episodes throughout the eps.

Between the rat problems they have in the opening, being next door to a mortician, and having their obnoxious kids running around all the time? Hell no.

Only if they still sell horse meat
Never understood the issue Americans have with it

Seeing how turned off Linda was by even the idea of her parents living and not participating in a swingers community makes me think not.

Based

yeah I figured, I just can't remember the name since there's so many episodes, its like trying to look for one specific thanksgiving day special lol

Even someone who likes swinging themselves doesn't want to think about their parents doing it.

Pepe had like a non-speaking cameo in the season 4 finale, and tran had like 1 line in "Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial", but that's it.

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Haha, Bob has ass burgers

She's got Joshua to fall back on.

Where does she learn this stuff from? Shes 9.

Internet

You all look like unsufferable cunts.

i mean, you've had burgers at a 'barbecue' done on a grill, right? or from burger king.. and you can taste how they differ from anything where it's just fried on hot metal with no fire involved.
they did have an episode about him getting too inside his own head about his flourishy flip and forgetting how to flip burgers

I mean, yes.

Did you actually just say tweens

well yeah every time his friends see him they're like "Hi Gene"

I think this user is jealous he has no friends

>tweens

well i guess they are digitally animated, so there must be some involved.

dumbass

She eavesdrops on guests’ conversations in the restaurant.

Absolutely.

I live in NYC where a good burger at a restaurant can cost $9 - $14 on average.

I mean, how much do you think a fresh cooked burger should cost?

I really want to try one of Bob's burgers because he's supposedly a great cook and actually cares about clean cooking, but I'm always a little paranoid his kids or incompetent wife did weird shit to the food that even he doesn't know about.

funny how a great everything can make up for the fact that she's voiced by a man.
it was the same thing with Dr. girlfriend

“Sexy Dance Healing” is the episode with the Burger of the Day burnout.

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no, it makes it hotter.

well yeah, eventually you get used to it and the thought of them sounding normal fills you with disgust

it helps that they both have the vocal mannerisms of extremely flamboyantly gay men

Spoken like a true pedo

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>a KFC closed in Kentucky
lol

You don’t know that

>chef: a professional cook, typically the chief cook in a restaurant or hotel
>cook: a person who prepares and cooks food, especially as a job or in a specified way.
based retard

youtube.com/watch?v=n56yriusg7w

yeah because adults never eat candy

Her prices are insane

PFFFFFFFFF

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yes
their menu always changes, which is GOOD for business and spreads via word of mouth.

I don't think they ever actually tampered with his food in any way. In secret at least, discounting Louise's troll recipes.

thinking about it, when did the show start?
those prices were probably great around that time.

i remember getting 5-6 dollar fiveguys in college 10 years ago, but i went recently and its like 9 or 10 or some shit.

well, not what goes out to the customers
now as for Bob's lunch...
>Lin, they put the sugar in the salt shaker and the salt in the sugar again.
>Awww did ya ruin yer lunch?
>No, I caught it. it was kinda obvious. Brown sugar and pink sea salt. I think Tina did this one
>AWwwww she's still learnin'.

I imagine he makes most of his money on fries and soda. 2 bucks is a massive markup for either of those.

Why’d you check?

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Like 2011

yeah, that fits perfectly with the prices then.
he'd probably be like 8-10 dollar burgers in 2019.

just because you don't find a character attractive doesn't mean you don't think porn of them would be cute or funny
things haven't changed THAT much

Where does Bob’s Burgers take place? And do we even know the name of the [likely fictitious] beach city they live in?

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Go back to school kid.

New Jersey

Alot of bars down south have walk up windows, you just walk up get food/beer and keep walking.

If I remember right they are in new Jersey. Dont know the town name.

oh yeah i'd eat linda's ass there.

It's a coastal city too. They're next to the Atlantic.

Why wouldn't they just raise the price 1 dollar.
Retards.

they're allowed to drink in public? nice.

they've never given an exact name

This sounded like an actual god tier restaurant

The only other place in the show aside from Bob's where I'd want to eat.

the ingredients looked like reaallly not my thing, and generally when it comes to sandwiches I would rather just buy the ingredients at the store and do it myself, since it's just layering stuff.. I don't recall any expertly prepared hot meats or anything.

when it comes to things you can do yourself like that, people are mostly paying for the convenience more than anything.
that's true for all food places actually, thinking on it now.

>run by only one person
I’ll pass.

HARD SAME.

Sort of. deep frying requires a lot of cleanup and it ruins your kitchen, so I'm always happy to let someone else fry some shit for me.
ovening also takes a long time and heats up the house
a fire grill of course i don't have, and if I did, it takes a huge amount of fuel (and huge cooldown period and massive cleanup) for a one-off meal, hence the big cookouts people do.
and any kind of meat prep or anything that needs expert cooking to get done just right, that I'll pay for
but a cold sandwich might be a lot of work to assemble, but it's still not worth paying someone else to do. nor a salad or anything like that. If I'm going out for a sandwich, it had better have steak. I can do that myself but it's a bit of work.. you can buy italian beef, the same as you can buy heat-and-eat meatballs or pulled meat in a tub, but those are all expensive and a pain to keep around and portion out, so for a sandwich place, that's okay.
Ever since I got a propane burner and a wok, and a garden full of fresh veg, and access to a nearby asian market to get sauces and whatnot, I barely ever feel like ordering chinese anymore.

C-can I marry you, user?

I mean, you can come to my house and I'll feed you. If you're a lady type we can get married, but it's win/win because if you're a dude type you can probably eat a lot more of my food and enjoy it without a bunch of bullshit digestive disorders and food intolerances, and a stomach the size of a fist so you eat a few bites and you're full...

Yes.

>Sort of. deep frying requires a lot of cleanup and it ruins your kitchen, so I'm always happy to let someone else fry some shit for me.
Can't you just put the lid back on the fryer while its going?

Dear God No user. That's how fires start.

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mine doesn't have one, and you have to let the steam out. if it condenses on the lid and falls back in, it's gonna make massivesplats
you can use one of those wire screens, but then you get cooked oil clogging that up, and it's basically the kind of polymers that are fucking impossible to clean (you ever use a pan in the oven and it gets that unremovable brown sludge? it's that shit basically.) without resorting to oven cleaner on something that's gonna get dangerously close to food.

Ok, no joke there is a burger place in my hometown, called bob's grill. What they are known for is burgers and they're the best i've ever had. There is a bar and it is a pretty small joint. The guy's father owned it before that and has been passed down to him. I kid you not he runs the business with his two daughters and son. Everybody knows everybody in this town and you see the usual characters sitting at the bar. I wish i could take a pic of it right now it would blow Yea Forums's mind how much alike this shit is. I mean the guy even resembles bob. Anyway when the show started bob the owner mentioned how eerily similar the show is to his restaurant and he wrote the creator a letter about it and everything with pictures. They sent him back all this free bob's burgers schwag and he put its it all around the restaurant. Its pretty surreal really.

They even use bob's burger premieres as a way to promote the place. I dated one of his daughters they have a nice place and are pretty loaded.

Just google bob's grill kansas. They don't have a website but a facebook page. They might have videos of the interior, it looks pretty spot on.

Thats the place with the screaming autistic kids run by their oblivious parents? Fuck no. I almost beat the shit out of the boy & the girl with the bunny ears but the one with the glasses just stared at me like she wanted to suck my dick which creeped the hell out of me.

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In scripts it's called "Seymour's Bay"

eerie.. but awesome. congrats, user. I too hope to date a girl someday

i could sure go for a burger right now

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fyi it's easy to make curly fries if you get a rouet. you just stick the potato on the shit and crank the handle and you get hella potato curls.
i mean you still have to deep fry the shits, but

Yeah burgers sounds great right now.

i've been craving em for ages
it sucks when your mom can't digest beef and you're living in her basement and like, yeah you COULD buy some and make burgers for yourself, but if you make turkey burgers then you have someone to share them with..
and you know if you make beef burgers she's gonna smell them and want one, and you can't tell her no, she's your damn mom
and she's gonna have one and then be up all night with upset stomach or worse

Wait... how does that work? There's no space for the kitchen in that drawing.

well aright...

It ain't easy working a ten hour shaft *cough* shift.

I think that's a stylized drawing, not how it looks on the actual show. They have a little space to the right (nobody's entire front wall is a window) next to the alley, that's where the kitchen is. they also have an alley big enough for cars to drive through

I don't know where you live but I'd KILL for a 6 dollar burger. Where I live it's 8.50 at best.

Seems like a solid place to me/ I would eat there

I was nine in 2008 and knew about porn already; eleven more years of tech advancing and you think kids these days don't know this stuff?

they barely seem to have internet. this is one of those weirdly half-retro shows, exascerbated by their poverty and simple lifestyle.
But you can see all kinds of shit and not know what it is. a kid brain tends to filter a lot of it out, that's why they're so frustrating to teach

Exteriors of buildings are often deceptive. Or it is just an off model image from an unofficial source.

I just assumed the city was called Wagstaff

>threw their futures away
They can go to a state school, work through college and get loans. It's tough but completely manageable if you can get a job in your field afterwards.

and Louise is just going to take over the restaurant anyway, with lucrative side businesses involving shady practices.
Tina's going to own a bookstore
Gene's going to be a wildly successful but largely despised comedian akin to the paul blart guy
none of those require college.

I don't even like burgers and would still come for this

It's funny, I learned in highschool when they started serving burgers as a lunch option every day... but let you have access to various toppings/foodaccessories from other meals.. that burgers can go nicely with a lot of different things..
but it's so rare any of the burgers of the day sound good to me. He usually mentions some random pungent vegetable that wouldn't get along with beef at all.
The cheese ones sound alright, and I'd definitely try a Baby you can Chive my Car burger, but honestly? sour cream and chives? that's gonna work better on chicken or fish, or smoked sausage with potato and mushrooms. Not so much beef. Although putting the pickle wheels inside it would help

Aren't their burgers made out of people or some shit? P.sure that the pilot showed them as cannibals or whatever

it's so weird when people are 'p sure' about information from the much more obscure original concept cartoon, rather than the actual pilot which it seems much fewer people saw
or yknow, the show. which anyone who only saw the pilot would still know... might have had changes. since that's how tv works.
or maybe you're just shitposting

Nah I'm actually genuinely serious over here

Well you get where I'm coming from then, right? It's weird that you saw the original short, but not either of the pilots, nor the series, and yet you came in here to comment that.

YOU’RE THE BEST IN THE SANDWICH GAME,

HOW MANY SANDWICHES CAN YOU NAME?

No, but i would definitely buy take-away if i actually heard about "That place with the good burgers", price honestly wouldn't be a issue since i don't budget my food and frankly? Just not using the Brand X "burgers" fucking every place uses makes Bob's a cut above the rest by default.

The main issue is the fact that it is kinda hectic, not exactly a dining atmosphere.

how do you live not budgeting your food? if you're rich, how have you not had better burgers? they're around.

SHE'S MINE BITCH

>make up for the fact that she's voiced by a man
I couldn't get it up to Tabitha Stevens in the porn parody because she couldn't do the voice.

where does Bob gets his hamburger buns?
does he buy them locally from a baker like the rest of his ingredients

He has a bread guy yeah.

OH BAWB
OH GAWD BAWB

yeah they really could have cast her better. i mean it's not hard to find ugly old pornstars.

i love that we finally saw his bread guy after all these years. it's so sensible, so in line with the rest of the show, and it came after what, 8 seasons?

I wonder if Bob makes his own soup
would love to see an episode where people find his soup to be more better than his burgers

man Bob basically has a guy for everything
a pickle guy
a bread guy
a meat guy
wouldn't be surprised if he had a guy for condiments too

I would say that's unlikely, but this IS a Jim Dauterive show.
of all the things he's made, I'm not sure I remember soup

I think it hasn't been showed yet, but, in the episode where Bob is worried about Teddy's health, Mort mentions that he sometimes order the soup

wasn't that just a joke? he clearly doesn't sell it at the restaurant.
might have been improv

You can see a small soup warmer behind the counter in some shots.

Huh. it's not on the menu.
Wait, you mean a hot plate? I think that has other uses. If it's a crock pot, that's a clear sign of soup.

Dont think it was improv. Upon being question about his eating habits, Teddy defends himself saying that Mort also eats a burger every day, Mort tells him that he eats orders soup often, and a couple of lines later, Bob offers to make him either soup or salad.

Bob is known for using expensive ingredients and being a great cook.

I grew up with ARFID so i have issues eating in general and i was raised to be VERY frugal so i have a pretty hefty "buffer" that generally grows even with with me ignoring food costs. The lack of budget is because if i make one i get even worse because the cheapass in me just buys the cheapest shit and then end up barely eating because i can't force myself to eat shit, so if i budget food i get in a Catch-22, so my solution was "Don't look at the prices, get quality stuff so you eat" when shopping to kill both birds with one rock.

And i HAVE had better burgers, but i live in BUMFUCK NOWHERE there is basically one Restaurant that sells them locally, and it only serves them during certain evenings during a certain season when i generally can't get them cause it clashes with the sleeping schedule i have due work. the daytime "restaurants" are ones that buy bulk garbage. But i digress.

Would you stick your penis in Linda’s yum-yum?

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well how do you like that. that's nice. I wonder what his soups are like.
I don't know what that means, but that sounds like some complex psychological shit that you're handling really well. Good job. sorry about living somewhere shitty. i suppose that helps with budgeting too heh
personally I find priceshopping satisfying, it's like the hunt. though it annoys me that china buys up all of our cheap beef cuts now

>Seymour's Bay, NJ
That’s pretty much it. The crew allegedly named it after the nickname used for the series editor’s office: youtube.com/watch?v=5zI82OxCpOw&t=246s

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I imagine Bob is a lot less invested in his soups than his burgers. He'd NEVER use condensed soup, but it's probably a simple vegetable soup or something he can throw together in the morning and forget about.

probably bouillon is involved. it's not like he has a lot of meat scraps around to slowly stew

Yep, but honestly the place i live isn't really that shitty just small, the issue is mostly the Burger situation, real nice clean place otherwise, it is one of those places that is cheap to live because it is far out, but the place is also a "tourist trap" that gets loads of families during summer, Hence the shitty burgers, lots of places = Lots of price cutting = cheapest supplier, especially since families with children aren't exactly the picky type. which is why i empathize with Bob having issues making ends meet.

>Bob’s Burgers has officially pushed its way out of the 8:30/7:30c timeslot
I never thought I’d see the day

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holy shit
but... wait, this isn't good at all. They're moving the 9:30 bullshit spot ahead to 8:30, so Bob's is getting a shitty lead-in

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wow, Tina's real life actual build. Nice work.

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