Mike Tyson Mysteries

Pretty sure he was based on a real person who was secretly homosexual.

didn't he call out Oscar Wilde for being gay with one of his relatives?

Yeah that was pretty expertly handled.
Just like my JUNK, at that Vietnamese massage place. Now they know how to treat a guy. After I stopped worrying they were trying to eat me, that is.

Norm needs to stop phoning it in

Him phoning it in is some of the best bits of the show.

I love how Mike actually explained how low-energy he sounded in the show, and after that he kinda picked it up a little.
the quavery oldness to his voice is what makes it so great. we've heard norm doing sarcastic guy voices for ages, but now he sounds like he's gonna die soon, so it's more interesting and funny and distinct.

Yes, he genuinely ruined Oscar Wilde's life after Learning Wilde and his third son were lovers

he had wilde arrested among other things in their long dispute

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_Wilde#Trials

amazing how things have 180'd yet stayed completely the same

yung hee is fucking hot

Yeah, it was in the show

she needs tits

I read it in their voices too. I dunno how this show happened or why its so good but I love it.

bite your tongue. she's perfect. she could stand to be flatter even.

is he a ghost?

OGOPOGO!
OGOPOGO!

he's the ghost of the marquess of queensbury

she needs ass

>liking underage boys
Really user?

I'm muthafcking Mike Tyson!

why? that's not sexy.
I mean, more than grown men...

>108710469
user, what the hell man I hope you die!

Shall this be the talkback thread for tonight?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Douglas,_9th_Marquess_of_Queensberry

i see no reason why not

oh theres already a thread
good thing I checked the catalog before making one

Tingle >>>>>>>>>>>

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That's what I call sane planning for a sensible tomorrow

um, gross.

For short-term debauchery, sure, but Young is a lot more attractive as a long-term partner.

>long-term partner
faggot

I would marry the fuck out of Yung Hee
we could both live our squandered bookish teen years over again, this time with more hanging out at the mall and making out with tongues.

Especially when she reveals her true form.

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Faggots are the ones who DON'T have children, user.

Bump of it's time for show.

I'd like to lick Yung's pits and peaks.

>BBQ'ed Pigeon

SHUT UP Yea Forums

Jesus I was joking, I didn't think they were really gonna eat Pigeon

Pigeon actually tastes pretty ok.

>My name is John Douglas

That's how he always sounds.

>its a mike tyson get together tv watch

I love this Yea Forums

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Being Deezy is suffering
I like how he's not SO perfect that his suffering makes things too depressing. he earns a little of it.

i mean, marquess is pronounced markess, isn't it? not markwess. because it's the feminine of marquis, which is pronounced markee. though I don't know why he went by that..

FUCK OFF DEEZY IS THE SHIT , IF ANYONE OF YOU NIGGAS DISAGREE YOUR A FOOT FAG

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FRYING PAN

>yung is pansexual
D R O P P E D

Yung confirmed pansexual.

>Yung Identifies as Pansexual
Would still hit it

it means pigeons got a chance.

but money totally buys happiness
i dont think they should let marquess talk too much in a row.
is yung STILL just 18?

Wtf she is pansexual ? So ...like.... how can i get to her heart bros ?

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>doesnt believe in labels
>self-identifying
please no. eh, she's young.. she has years to learn.
>Frying Pan Fran
my sides

>Not just splitting the cash

>in the trash or in the garbage
it's the little things

>that's because it's piss

fucking Scotland

HIP HIP

JESUS CHRIST MARCUS

Of fucking course

i fecking knew it was gonna end bad.

uhh

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A fine red mist.

fuck

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Nice going Marquess.

Holy fuccccckkk the ghost killed a man...

he killed his great great great great great grandson.

Was that the most kino ep this season?

I knew something would eventually go wrong. Somehow I didn't expect the end to be that dark. I don't know why I didn't expect it. I really should have expected it. i just didn't expect it.

This is like the second time he's killed before as well.
Remember that one dudes wife last season

I mean, I think we all saw that coming
technically the wife can now claim the money

I guess Marquess can wait until the guy's daughter is old enough to get his money.

Uhh

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It's pretty much the only reason I watch TV. That and reruns of Star Trek.

Will they realize he had some kids, and get the money anyhow?

>implying Marquess wouldn't spend it all by then

the drug trip was pretty good

I'M ON THE PILL!

Which mystery team member has the most bodies on them?

I mean, Ian had kids

What about his wife?
Since they were married shouldn't she be able to get the money too?

The one where the old man gets kidnapped by aliens and the aliens use Mike's catch phrase and talk about the heat shield like Mike did. That was fucking hilarious.

Turns out they weren't really his.

It's for the best anyway, Ian was about to piss away his half

oh i guess it IS pronounced markwess
and it's just the english version of marquis
I've ALWAYS heard people say "markess of queensbury rules"

I expected him to die the first time they were in the factory but the extended delay to the payoff made it funnier. Classic episode.

>Red Neck Romeo and Juliet

here we go

>she couldn't feel it

Now if that isn't the pot calling the kettle faggot!

yeah what good would the money do spread across so many people anyway?

fuck, stream died

>PS do you know anything about increasing Penis size. Asking for a friend

>I appreciate that, pigeon.

what'd I miss?
also i couldnt hear live action mike at the end of the last one, what'd he say after checking on financial funds

>I wish I had said I'd drive not walk!

What does a naked yung look like ?

I love that Pigeon teases Yung with shit that is actually flattering and nice.

oh, nevermind

deezey is pretending to be retarded to avoid debts.

He said "nothing"

>Deezy trying to get out of his debt by pretending to be mentally disabled

fuck Deezy I wanted to see the rednecks

They may not be the best detectives, but they are at least better than the Aqua Teens.

Mike going full Amelia Bedelia

More Marcus backstory

...

Browse this very thread.

see thisUnfortunately it's only the rear view

wait.. so if I qualify as disabled, can I get rid of my student loans?

hehe marquess is feeling guilt again over his son
but seriously, some fancy-worded faggot buggers your son, you're not gonna try to ruin his life?

NIGGA I NEED TO SEE TITTIES N VAG

Especially when playing a character who always phones it in.

Jesus Mike

>sohry
is norm macdoland canadian today?
and some very tasty sideboob, let's not lie.
remember that time they all just changed in front of each other in the storage garage?

Her dick must be huge.

I think she has a dick

Wouldn't a defribillator basically make an animal of that size explode?

It fits Pigeon's character to a T.

well then pay me to draw it, bitch. i've always wanted to draw yung hee but i'm busy with commissions. maybe some ENF..

>Just like that commercial!

>Just like that commercial

kek

place your bets on marquess ruining it.

>He loved tucker

all women have a tiny dick..
I mean there's a lot that makes no sense about Pigeon. I think the magic compensates, in the same way it lets him talk.

A lot of things Pigeon does should of killed an animal his size.

Fucks sake Marcus

Damm, Marquess.

he was gay allong

nyoh my god, that's a lady

Great. Now I HAVE to see her uncensored nipple rings.

Wtf

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>Couple nipple rings
>Went Full Romeo and Juliet
Saw it coming

What... what would constitute a violent death by his standards?

>The Mystery Team killed more people.

I missed it, what happen?

Probably falling in a fish shredder

I LOVE this show.

Much better then the shock humor dreck like Mr Pickles and Trap Universe

remember when they caused that old female spy death.

Marquess killed his descendant and a horse, Mike killed a cowboy, and a woman killed herself.

Nipple rings killed two people

Was I supposed to get an erection when she electrocuted herself thru her tits?

>two wyoming couples fuck at night
>feud between their two families
>Mike learns CPR
>Mike electrocutes Pigeon (after knowing he has no jewelery) in order to stop him from choking
>man in couple accidentally shoots friend who hates him
>Marquess gets the idea to fake man's death in order for woman to see
>Mike electrocutes man thinking he's dead
>Man dies because he had jewelery on his nipples
>Woman mourns and shows that she also has jewelery on her nipples
>Woman electrocutes herself

FIGHT OR FLIGHT!

youtube.com/watch?v=wAaGbsHBacE

I love that in this day and age we're still doing "oh it's like romeo and juliet! this is going to end fantastically!" gags.

>is norm macdoland canadian today?
He's always Canadian. He's from Canada.

That's awesome. He never sounded canadian to me.

Damn, I still want to talk about how hot Yung is, but the show's over...

what? it got renewed didn't it?

Sooo anyone still up for jelllesters ?

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This is a live thread.

I meant it's over for tonight. I wouldn't let cancellation stop me fom discussing it.

Sounds erotic.

To be honest, with the 2 episode dumps, this is most likely the last season. I'm surprised it even lasted this long.

god no

everything's getting burned off lately.

It probably needs to end this season before it goes to shit. It's already weaker than last season and mike sounds tired. We should let it go and remember it fondly.

Nah every 15 min adult swim original is getting two episodes aired at a time now

Yeah it's weird. Cable is dying but so is streaming. This brand new show I just started watching, Florida Girls, it literally premiered last week. The network is already dropping two episodes at a times. I thought it was gonna be a special premiere type thing but instead its two episodes every Wednesday, it probably won't last.

Honestly if anything I feel like this season is stronger than the last one and Mike feels more involved, especially considering that we're getting live endings again. It's weird. He's the main draw of the show so if he got tired of doing it then it's over, that's that, but he keeps coming back to do more. He doesn't promote the show on social media or anything it just kind of comes and goes randomly.

Seriously? Is that the new status quo?

Catching the rerun, kind of disappointed they went that way with Yung.

Mike ran over a bunch of astronomers or something in the first episode iirc.

>Implying it's going to be brought up again.

I'm into the second episode and it felt interesting that it was a direct cut from that episode to her reading something like that and being paired with Marquess in the car.

I really hope it isn't brought up again.

holy shit her tits

she has no ass

Wut?

Obviously.

I'm really disappointed in MTM for that.

Pigeon's reaction was fucking hilarious though.

How come?

Do I really need to explain it? I thought they were above this. I mean any other time its for a joke or ironic twist thing, I didn't expect them to go full casual into it with Yung.

>its for a joke

its-not-its.info/

fuck off

I could not care less.

Oh shut up gay nerd

So we getting a MEGA or what?

Cripes, what's Marquess' body count up to now?

How come this looks good yet Guess Who looks like crap?

>randomly decide to watch an episode of this because Yea Forums kept saying it's good
>expect it to be total shit based on the concept
>ends up being my second favorite cartoon in the last few years

How the fuck did they managed to make this absolute gem with what little they could work with

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working on them
here's episode 5
mega.nz/#!AXpj1YAS!jON7W4aqrRBGCUlTzB7edudMEmPVpv6JwZhxcZb7uH0

Such a loose concept means they have to put actual effort into other things. I would say writing but I'm pretty sure it's like 60 percent ad lib.

episode 6
mega.nz/#!tTo02QIS!sCC4L4S0x1DK65p0uDAe4KY3vellDjnZboNtOZa0uHc

i appreciate you

That second episode was well plotted and not ironic. The only twist that took me by surprise were the gay lovers and nipple rings.

>The end of the episode where Yung and Marcus have to disrobe.
>Pigeon walks in
>Sees Marcus is ripped twink
Pigeon: "Well shit, now I don't know WHO to masturbate too."