You can only use it for Yea Forums stuff. What do you do with it?
You have a BILLION dollars, but
Go back to art school, learn to animate and make comics and do that and make a lot of cool stuff and then die.
create a "comic book studio" that's actually just a mansion, then I live there and don't publish anything
Can’t I give some of it to charity?
Spend a billion dollars on trades I'll never read.
Fire everyone at CN
Is paying really good cosplayers to have sex with me, Yea Forums related?
Buy Yea Forums and delete Yea Forums
comission porn
Open an animation studio specifically for mature audiences and hire the best 2D artists and animators from Disney, DreamWorks, etc.
i convince dc to make hope corgi official and donate the rest
Negotiate with Disney to let me fund a Rocket origin movie which will be followed by a Rocket/Groot buddy movie. James Gunn must write and direct. Also, more R+G shorts like the !-minute ones.
buy the rights to rex the wonder dog
I invest in a bunch of cosplays and use the rest to pay my Yea Forums related taxes.
>Unsounded animated series
>[Legally distinct] MEGAS continuation
>Hiring hard pipe hitting niggas to track down shitposters and break their hands
>six thousand page comic commission from various artists of me and my waifu
Make this movie a reality just to see the threads and shitposting.
Springtime for Hitler
Deduct from taxes.
Recreate some cartoon character's furnished house and then live in it.
Checkmate.
start going to community college for art classes and generally improve my art equipment, i still have no idea how to use those drawing pad things but everybody and there mother seems to use them and variations of them are used in animation production, afterwords mule over some choices for more name worthy art colleges if only to build a reputation, or just simply get myself a light box so i can keep working on trad animation and education material. after all that keep the rest for self funding pilots over the rest of my life.
yes but you'd have to reverse Roger Rabbit them
Buy marvel and dc and make money I can use?
You know that autist who commissioned every furry artist in the universe to draw Star Fox macro porn? I have him and our own retard with the deforestation fetish kidnapped by big guys wearing Bane masks and seal them in a concrete bunker with one gun and two bullets.
I buy majority share into a film studio, get the rights for Zombo and make a live action movie focusing on as much practical effect work as possible.
>You can only use it for Yea Forums stuff. What do you do with it?
Buy Yea Forums. It's Yea Forums related, so it counts.
Start hiring storyboard artists and contact animation studios to get one of my many story ideas turned into a cartoon of 25-to-75 episodes, depending on which story I decide to start with.
Hire a bunch of SJWs and actors to flood Yea Forums then hire a bunch of /pol/-tards and actors to flood Yea Forums and having them argue against each other in such quantity that Yea Forums becomes the new Yea Forums
FUCK ALL OF YOU for thinking I made 6 threads over a shitty Mysterio redesign
buy out random cartoons
i buy the rights to south park and turn it into a fujo's dream show even though i'm not even a fujo
no more drumpf jokes, just cute boys being cute and gay
it stopped being funny five years ago anyway.
Danny Phantom remake, four seasons, 2D animation, improved action scenes, no Butch Hartman, better writers, better soundtrack.
Then an Ultimate Enemy spinoff series with a Clockwork origin story.
>random cartoons
Are you talking about that Nick show about animated pilots?
Alternatively: buy Yea Forums and get better mods for Yea Forums who wouldn't allow for Yea Forums, Yea Forums, and /pol/ crossboarders.
Start a global animator's union that sets a minimum standard for labour.
My own billion dollars would be supplemented by union dues, fund raisers, and lawsuit winnings.
Alternatively Alternatively: Buy the rights to Yea Forums, and make a site completely dedicated to Yea Forums. But to keep it more separate from capeshit and cartoons, make it /ca/ and Yea Forums.
Give dropped series like Korgoth of Barbaria and The Modifyers at least 1full season of between 20 to 25 episodes.
Buy myself some Peej-tier implants
Make a serious science fiction animated series (with minimal but appropriate humor) intended for adults. Do some 60 or so episodes.
Make an series adaptation of the Black Company Books of the North. Maybe not the Books of the South though, they get weird.
Do an animated All You Need is Kill movie, keep Tom Cruise far away from Production.
Make a DnD-esque fantasy series for Kids/Teens that doesn’t shy away from heavy topics but is still an optimistic series about finding self-worth, or something.
Finance a Laika movie about Mechs and Kaiju.
Pay everybody a fair and living wage, with excellent benefits.
Pay hundreds and hundreds of artists to flood the internet with porn commissions of my waifu. Alternatively, support my local LCS which is going out of business
I buy my way into the Marvel creative team and begin to finance comics that I have always wanted, and as a side project I fund the completion of my favorite fantasy book series comic adaptations
You know what it is
Rent out a cinema to watch the entirety of SU with Rebecca, the crew and all of the VA's and recording official commentaries for a Blu-ray collection of the series. Then I'd have like 900 million something left, so who knows. Maybe I'd just buy the cinema and run cartoons from all ages and charge like 2 dollars to watch as long as you want.
Start a animation company and only hire the best from Europe and Japan to teach and oversee things. Going to be the Madhouse or Trigger of the U.S. I would also make American Toku.
You two need to work together.
A Disney Broadway-style cartoon Musical of Adolf Hitler’s childhood to rise to Chancellor. And not in some trappings of kooky evil, far more as a Napoleonic figure of today, a power-seeker in objective view of his time and actions, and his emotions at the world around him.
His story is one worth properly understanding, if through just a fantastical cartoon. Unpack this modern myth of pure evil and see him merely as a protagonist of one other story far unlike our own.
Go to warner bros and fund a wildstorm cinematic universe
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Adapt this as two or three movies, with the most experienced 2D animators I could hire at the helms and a knockout advertisement scheme. I might produce something else if I have extra money, maybe get Hazbin Hotel off the ground.
Invest in a money printing machine so that everyone on earth has a billion dollars to spend on Yea Forums stuff.
This and the production of a she-hulk film
Bring back comic burning parties
Found a comic imprint that is devoted to politics-free stories.
Remake LoK where Korrasami is the main point throughout the entire series
Congrats on owning Zenescope
Buy a bunch of expensive comics, sell them, and use the money for non Yea Forums related stuff.
You could give it to Don Bluth. Same thing.
This. I only come here for storytimes and watch the comic industry implode on itself every Wednesday.
Mel, is that you?
This so much, thanks for posting it
Would also hire people to animate my fetish and sell it online as if I made it myself for those sweet patreon bucks
Pay Tara Strong for sex
commission so much porn
Pretty much this. Either that or fund my autistic cartoon ideas.
This user knows what's up.
Bill Mantlo would be a good choice, too. Maybe some for Cockrum's widow. And a thug to break John Byrne's Aquaman action figure.
invest a good part to bring back cancelled or scrapped shows that showed promise or at least give them a goddamn ending in some way first one would be sym-bionic titan for example
i fund more bandai and medicos comics based action figures because the hush batman looks so awesome i want a dozen comic based import toys
>make a comic and animation studio in a third world nation
>create small village then town then city around it
>get third worlders to help mass produce works for overseas companies
>get small economy going
>send out recruitment ships across the world
>find other poor third worlders and bring them to my city
>use old folk tales, culture history, plus traditional stylings to make OC properties
>train, improve, advance my workers with eugenics
>pour money into my nations economy till the point of me owning it
>get local talent to jump start thier own ideas
>watch as they compete to see who is better
>take local favorites and most successful and give them deals
>have losers join army
>sit back as my great city now nation lives on
>put some mystical bullshit about wanting to create the new man in my death letters
Go big or go home. Either that or I'm gonna find a bunch of porn artists and have them create mock parodies of shows and comics.
Buy all Yea Forums related media rights then make all Yea Forums female characters get blacked
Reboot this show.
Revive a bunch of beloved 90's cartoons and have them all animated to look like Funko Pops.
Start a company that publishes comics and work with real creative talent that is interested in pushing the bounds past the stale molds we've been using since the '80's. As my company grows, I will start pursuing into other markets: like bringing full colored, flipped, manga of beloved series to stores, entering into the kids/YA markets, and I would do this by all being my own self-distribution and printing, to avoid Diamond and get my books in grocery stores, bookstores, gas stations, etc.
Buy cartoon network and fire all the liberals
Also commission teen titans season 6 and revive the dcau
Games, school/further my education, outstanding bills, invest, healthcare, anime, new PC, get a financial adviser and look for a proper charity or government project to support.
Fund a spiritual successor to Jetix unassociated with the mouse as a way to establish a kids streaming channel with a mix of eurostuff (mostly the usual french and italian suspects), some older anime, and a moderate focus on otherwise obscure animated films as a weekend block (stuff like Song of the Sea).
Create, fund, and air a cheap to produce cartoon aimed at kids that has a LOT of cheap to buy, but incredibly profitable merchandise. After doubling my investment, as in my profits alone and not just the show making 2 billion, take 1 for myself and use the other to make an ACTUAL project a reality, using the first show as a cash cow to fund it in case viewers are stingy.
Will point out that you never stipulated profits or fencing weren't free game. Just the initial billion had a limit in use.
God, this. Get that high school magnum opus off the ground in the process and go to school to train my elementary art skills.
New money is disgusting. Way to forfeit your billion.
Glad I'm not the only one. This and Megas XLR need to come back.
I will second the motion.
>buy (majority of) roosterteeth
>hire 100 more animtors or work together with non calarts studios (mercury or some jap studio)
>reboot RWBY and hire additional, experienced writers
>take 18 months of production in between volumes
>more comedy writers for camp camp
>begin Nomad of Nowhere season 2 and season 3.
>I don't give a shit about RvB so i'll just let that be with maybe a bigger budget
>demand 5% cut of profit
>Sit back enjoy.
that and/alternatively buy every DC animated production ever, commision alot of aco, some merch i really want (including Ruby's scythe they unveiled at RTX)
Give Nick Robles a large sum of money as an upfront payment, and then trickle pay him over time, ensuring he never stops drawing cute pictures of Kurt.
Set up a studio to make my dream cartoon ideas into a reality.
You absolute fucking legend. Can't beat a bit of Zombo......
>What do you do with it
Finance proper endings/more seasons (provided the original crew are up for it) for SRMTHFG, SBT, MLAATR, MEGAS XLR, Randy Cunningham, Dave The Barbarian and possibly Motorcity.
Throw some money after 619 so they'll finish translating Lastman.
I invest leftovers in rare Yea Forumsllectors items and resell them for ~80% of what I paid. That should leave me with a two digit amount of million dollars, which is more than enough for early retirement.
>gigantic
Threadly reminder.
Build an animation studio. Fund animation projects.
simple. I like it. Better then my comlex masterplan
>make an indie comic and animation studio
>hire degenerates from /coc/ and /hyw/
Commission a bunch of well know artists to draw my shit-tier fetishes
I buy Marvel Comics and kick out all the SJWs
why this, exactly?
Call up image comics and personally fund the continuation of Orc Stain and Witch Doctor.
Call Nic Cage and tell him "Ghost Rider is BACK".
is a billion dollars enough to have the fags and pedos and furries and footfags and thiccfags with mommy issues on this board rounded up and destroyed like feral dogs?
Give half to Bakshi and just tell him, "go wild".
If the movie makes a profit, repeat the process with the other half.
If it doesn't, give other half to Wes Anderson.
Yes, flood the internet with porn smut of every and all shows that get posted/talked about here (including mr. enters trainwreck unborn fetus of a show, just as a bonus for shitz n gigglez), then proceed to commission hardcore stuff from the more hardcore artist with the most hardcore and anti-vanilla-normie friendly that would te-te-re-te-trigger most fans of their shows from how hardcore it is, the sheer amount of it would become inescapable as it would surely reach memedom, tarnishing the normies views of their shows, "m-m-muh shaildnood!" posts left and right, it would be like the monki & polyle vs astrid saga all over again but this time on a grander scale covering a massive amount of character and shows featuring other grade S degenerates such as blargsnarf, hhrible, mangamaster and even fucking minus"bouncy framerates loops"8.
It'll be like the unwritten and unrecognized competition japs hentai artist have of making the fattest, smelliest, ugliest bastard getting their way with renown characters, they'll be constantly trying to 1-up each other, making stuff that eventually lead to the official ban of cartoon porn, perhaps, even, taking this cursed current generation of calrats'toons down with it.
>You can only use it for Yea Forums stuff
You fucking retard.
You would fail, hard.
Your targeted audience demographic is all about watching "toy" channels (those "elsa shits in spiderman's mouth while giving birth" vids made by the pooinloos), their favorite e-celeb of the month on their tablets and playing fortnite while doing sily dances in public like shameless retards.
>Buy all Yea Forums related media rights
With just a billion?
You dumb nigger.jpg
Besides, the mouse and co are already at it.
This is stupid, it would just get edited and meme'd on.
That's already the job of the "federal reserve" bank.
You gonna include that part when the jewish banksters were funding him?
Probably but now I'm gonna take my billion and make even more children shows with thicc mothers and barefoot animal kids.
>wordswordswords
Any pornsite worth using will let you filter tags, so that's hardly an issue.
If it gets to Pokemon levels, rights holders will either C&D or make Porkyman deals.
Pay off my art school loans
Also begin my career as a producer of animated series that are true to the comics, just like Adi Shankar
Use it to fund Richard William’s “ I hope I live to finish this” pet project
Or make a (completely played straight) Mr. A mini series
Or pay Marvel, Neil Gaiman, and several others to legally drop the mircleman dispute and let the SERIES FINISH ALREADY
Make a decent art school for 2D animation?
zoomers are retarded
I buy a space and the supplies for a puppetry workshop and release dual programs for kid's entertainment and slightly raunchier but still kinda highbrow adult entertainment.
Am I allowed to buy a liquor license for the venue? It makes comedy venues more popular and it also makes an audience more affable.
I buy the most valuable collectors items / comics / film copies and burn them while streaming it live on Twitch.
Buy GA/SA comics at least 9.5+ and original comic art/cels
Create a 2D western animated porn studio, have our first animation be a 20 minute adaptation of e621.net
I would commission so much Yea Forums-related porn.
came here to post this
there's probably also other milkies i'd wanna rub my dick into as well so i'd spend it on them too
Buy Unicron...
Wouldn’t even go to art school
Just hire a bunch of desperate animators and make my dream show. I’d be the director and have complete control
Even if I can’t get on tv, it’ll get a cult following on the internet.
Fund a well written Hellboy movie, animated in the style of Into The Spiderverse.