Could Kamala Khan beat the Aqua Teens?

She’s legal in Jersey. And he was willing to fuck a robot’s exhaust pipe.

They also have the power of “random thing kills something”, I could get murdered by a werepedophile

Shake has the power to make things explode when thrown. Meatwad is virtually immortal and Indestructible.

Plus technically a reality warper when motivated and confident enough.
youtube.com/watch?v=gZR4i5YLvMM

Plus Frylock makes stuff like shrink rays

Frylock made an omnicloner that doesn't require matter to create matter.

In a Death Battle feats vs feats battle they're approaching toonforce-level while Kamala Khan is a mid tier metahuman.

True but their toonforce usually ends with them dying or dead

And then they're back the next episode.

Further to that Frylock, Carl, and possibly Meatwad literally cannot die as of the last episode.

What's funnier?

Usually ATHF, although the issue where Kamala gets acid thrown at her face for looking at a mirror and accidentally glancing at her uncle's bare forehead behind her was pretty hilarious.

Will Shake Stone her?

Carl and Shake would go halvsies buying her off her father.

Does Frylock want a go at her?

Frylock has standards.

He does like them fat

He's fried in pork fat so is strictly haram.

I remember Meatwad dying in one episode. I think he exploded.

After he fucked a mermaid yeah

No one's fucking Kamala.

Frylock is ridiculously OP to the point where the writers have to dumb him down to advance the plot

They're all sort of OP. Meatwad is a Plastic man level shapeshifter, Carl is literally impossible to kill, Shake is apparently Kira from JoJo...

Fun Fact:brother sister incest is also legal in Jersey.

Oh so that's why Kamala would go there.

Truly, our finest state

Don’t underestimate Meatwad’s dick.

Look how huge it is

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>Plot
That's cute

It's more no one wanting to than anyone being unable to.

Carl with the Foreigner belt could solo her easily

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ATHF actually has a very sophisticated plotline, with advancing character arcs, themes and world-building

absolutely zero chance

Carl getting raped by Hand Banana symbolized how the average man is being violated by technology

No, Hand Banana represents woman. As Adam gave a rib, Carl gave of his DNA to create a companion, and regretted it ever since.

And Carl being raped represents the emasculation of your average man, I see now.

>Shake watching TV while eating a sausage scewered on a TV antenna
>*Knock at door*
>Meatwad opens door
>*Ms. Marvel standing in the doorway*
>Meatwad: ITS THE BURGER KING KIDS CLUB
>*Shake slams door shut* go away we don't want any.
>*Frylock opens door again*
>Frylock: Goddamit Shake I invited over a real superhero to teach us how to be superheroes again so we can get real jobs and make actual money so we can have food to eat
>Shake: And they sent us this?! She looks like friggin 10 years old! And why is she one of those sand people on TV.
>Frylock: Goddamnit Shake you're going to get a fatwa declared on us again like that time you got in a fight with the guy at 7-11
>Shake: THAT WASN'T BOARS HEAD, I DON'T CARE WHAT THE GODDAMN SIGN SAYS. THAT MEAT WAS RANCID. I KNOW WHAT RANCID MEAT IS, ITS ROLLING AROUND OUR FRIGGIN HOUSE ALL DAY
>*Meatwad Opens door again*
>Meatwad: Which one are you? I like the wheelchair one
>Ms. Marvel: I'm a musli...
>*Shake slams door again*
>Shake: What did I tell you about answering the door?! When a guest arrives, you are to go into the hole I dug for you in the crawl space and not leave there until they depart
>Meatwad: I don't like that hole. Iz full of flour
>Shake: That is asbestos, and I had to put it somewhere.
>Meatwad: It tastes bad
>*Frylock opens door again and does his weird brace smile at Ms. Marvel but she's gone*
>*Ms. Marvel now standing at Carl's House*
>Ms. Marvel: I'm a musli...
>*Carl Slams door*
>Carl: Oh no no no, I ain't fallin for this again. That broad's gonna sweettalk me into buying her a pizza and then Chris Hansen is gonna leap out of the bushes. Yeah nice asshole.

basically

I read it in all of the character's voices. Good job user.

Beautiful user

>Oh no no no, I ain't fallin for this again. That broad's gonna sweettalk me into buying her a pizza and then Chris Hansen is gonna leap out of the bushes. Yeah nice asshole.
Kek, 10/10

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The fact Kamala does absolutely nothing makes it the most accurate depiction of how it'd go.

10/10.

Aqua Teen Forever

It still hurts.

Ole’ Tricky Dick

Frylock is made of meat like all humans.

But he’s not human. He’s a box of fries

Anyone have Carl's walk cycle?

Also that time travelling supercomputer

>Shake is apparently Kira from JoJo...
The fuck are you on about?

ahhhh that's a fine wayne gretzky.

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shes the only one who could handle carl so maybe.

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pretty yuge

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pls make more

Is that you Dave Willis?

He makes anything he throws explode

Damn Meatwad

Is Meatwad 100% ground beef, or is it a beef/pork mix? Because if it's the latter, she can't even touch him, that's haram.

I can hear every line

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I’ve never given any thought to it, but now I figure he’s got various animal meets in him. Chicken, Pork, Beef, Dog, Monkey, Turtle.

Long as he's got pork in him he's got the advantage. She can't hit him, her religion forbids it. She can't let him hit her, same reason. She'll have no choice but to flee. Meatwad wins without doing anything.

Pretty good.

Just have Shake tell him she has candy inside her

>Shake has the power to make things explode when thrown
No he doesn't user, that's the result of them cloning their household items too much.

We need a drawfriend on this, it’s OTP

>Kamala with someone who isn't a handsome young blond haired blue eyed devout Christian boy

It feels so wrong. On the other hand, Carl Danvers is the greatest hero of our age.

He should have been in Endgame

>All of this matters

The first hero in these movies that felt heroic.

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CLONING
CLO
NING
They have cloned their household objects so many times that its all molecularly unstable.

based

youtube.com/watch?v=jvv1Q_dI41s&t=0m30s
he's pretty much that

>Further to that Frylock
Doesn't the series literally end with Frylock dying?

That’s one of them. The other one ends with him and Carl in jail for life, which sucks since they’re immortal

I am. Tenderly and gently because she is my wife and the future mother of my children

youtube.com/watch?v=hqw3Ho1gBnQ

I don't think there is a 'canon' ending to the ATHF series. No matter how many times Carl gets his body replaced with eyeballs, Frylock leaves, or the house explodes, it don't mattah.

None a dis mattahs.

The adventure never ends

For other characters it's for that episode only. But for Master Shake it is a …quality of his.
youtube.com/watch?v=rZvGfsDzTfU

I mean, yeah, but they don't really realize that.

He also technically died in the movie when he got shotgun blown to the head. He had to be resurrected by the drum solo

probably not

top notch

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Would Peter Parker room mate with them?

If he had to. But he better to ready to be murdered and/or raped every once in a while.

Nicely done.

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Peter: my spidey sense is tingling?!
Hand bannan: naw it aint, but there's going to be something tingling.
>Mephisto laughing in the background

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exactly how it would actually go down

Send it to Dave Willis!

Carl now has the power cosmic, what happens to the marvel universe

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He sleeps with Galacta

Put me in the screencap.

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He bangs all the broads.

vocaroo.com/i/s0zy4hZQ3GSA
I made an attempt, recorded on my phone so probably not the best quality. You absolutely nailed the style of ATHF though, kudos

Fucking Beautiful. People like you make Yea Forums the best board.

besides frylocks voice you pretty much nailed it.

great job user

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Thanks fellas

Get Lazzo on the phone.

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I knew coming to this thread was a good idea

aqua teen truly gonna be forever

God that Carl and shake are fucking fantastic

The Shake treatment on Meatwad is dead on.

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>You see that broad, the one wearing the weird spandex
>Yeah, what about her
>She's made of bubblegum
>BUBBLEGUM!

>vocaroo.com/i/s0zy4hZQ3GSA
thats the best fucking laugh ive had all week

Shoulda posted this here first instead of on Yea Forums.

Nothing can stop the ATHF. They don't stay dead.

I havent laughed this hard in forever, holy shit, are you a real person? Someone who writes dialogue this well can't actually post on Yea Forums regularly

This is Yea Forums, right? There's gotta be someone out on this board who can animate, and the animation on ATHF is low quality as is. Somebody, get to animating. Snap to.

I wondered why Alex Hirsch was oddly specific about New Jersey

I dabble in animation, I'd be willing to hop on if enough people from this thread are also contributing.

ha