Alright Yea Forums! Left or Right?
Alright Yea Forums! Left or Right?
Right
whats the problem outta nowhere maybe im in love
Right
I'm a pleb, so left.
Right. Left is just a slightly worse looking generic Disney princess.
How ugly would an ogre like Fiona be IRL? She looks like a generic fat girl there.
>Choosing the fatty
kys
Based
This one
Most redpilled answer so far.
Does this mean if you kissed her as a human she'd become an ogress?
>Fatty
Fiona isn't fat just thick and stocky.
Right, need those fat ogre tits.
Left.
Collective consciousness aside, I still can't find fatties attractive.
Neither because that's Shrek's girl and I don't wanna do him dirty like that.
Left for casual sex
Right for genuine downright nasty sweaty love making.
Also, her slot would be devastated by his ogre cock, and to a lesser extent, the three kids.
A man of taste.
right back to Yea Forums
I wish we had gotten Frazetta Fiona.
Unf.
what can I say, the right invokes something primal in me,
>something primal
like your desire to sex your fat ugly mother
Gee Yea Forums, I don't know. The beautiful redhead princess or the ugly ogre? The princess of course. What, did you think because this was a spoiler I'd go "lol, muh dicc says right" or some shit? God, you're pathetic.
Our collective fat ugly mother.
Suddenly the ginger is replaced. Enjoy your woke princess.
Don't remind me...
>4.5-5/10 chubby midwestern girl painted green vs walking corpse made of plastic.
Really tempting options
Left.
both
I don’t know we’ve never seen any ass poking out of skirt shots of either sooooo
Toss up
Right.
The only correct answer
Oh, what's the sau-
>farting
Nevermind, you can keep that one.
As a kid I remember being mad that the pretty girl went away for the ogre, but after shrek 2 came out I got really used to her in that form and when I finally went back to shrek I was disoriented for sure.
Too bad it is just a fart pic.
>not imagining it as an aheago pic
Right.
Orge Fiona was far sexier than her human form.
right
Right
>If you kissed her would she become an ogress.
Probablt she bexame an Ogress when shrek kissed her and he'd never seen her in that form. I both envy and pity the poor prince in some Shrek Au who accidentally revealed all his fetishes to the entire kingdom.
Are you seriously expecting me to pass up strong woman of exotic color?
the superior choice obviously
>feral
>macro
>donkey face
>weird lips
Haha no
I'm gonna say left. Not only does she probably not smell nearly as bed as left, I'd prefer a decent face while I'm plowing her bootyhole.