Meanwhile at the X-mansion
Xavier fights his greatest for....
That's funny as shit.
ICE IS GONNA TRY TO DEPORT ME TO CANADA!
JEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Hey, is here that I can hire some whores?
Welcome to stairs!
No, user. You are the whore
Only for the blonde bimbo.
where can I read the context? I'm really interested in.
Good you fucking Smelly Canadian, you need to learn you're not liked here. When you go home, where will be nothing but ashes since I BURNT IT DOWN! AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
That's hilarious. Hope he doesn't break his back. Because you know, cripple and all that.
Damnit.
I want to kiss Kitty Pride!
Good morning! Vault Tec calling!
Beast complained about money so I went and got a job! even got this sweet bomb!
Why the fuck are you always here? You’re just some chinese chick who is an inferior Johnny Storm.
I'm here to fuck over the Canadian because it's funny, I'm bored, and this place always explodes. Usually, this place is more hilarious then the Legion, and I always go where I'm not wanted. Now come on, I didn't blow up the mansion this time, so give me that.
What’s up, muties?
Hello fire lady, what's up good looking? Why be around these squares when you can hang out with the merc with the mouth.
Let's leave this place and I'll let you burn me Babe, be warn though, I'm already well done if you know what I mean
>wink
.....
I’ll go get the mop.
Hello there, Wade. It's nice to see you again, well nice being a relative word. Nice to offer, but these squares will amuse me till the next Legion meeting. Now did Logan enjoy his present of a shit filled room?
Xavier is fuckin jacked
Shame about his back.
AGAIN
I LIKE MEN
Okay Booby
Remember. God only makes the people he hate, Gay.
Oh no, somebody raped Wolverine
Yeah he sure did babe, but when you tire of this joint you know who to call
What's up drunkie.
APOLOGIZE
can you guys be quiet, Juggernaugt kept me awake all night last night and Beast said I had to help make money to rebuild the mansion.
Dude the legion thread got deleted. I think mods are going after rping again
Wtf. Oh shit we might be fucked
Dark times ahead...
Yep. A couple of faggots last night got pissy at the Legion thread, and they've made enough of a stink to attract a mod.
Bloody hell.
>meanwhile at the gate
The legion and isn't even safe anymore. We should hang out hat here.
Yo, hear you got freak hookers. What you got? I’m willing to pay.
Why do we not petition Yea Forums to make a /rp/ board, where we can do this all the fucking time. I know there was rping threads on /tg/ before they went down, we know Yea Forums had threads like these. I'm not getting forced out of here because I'd rather do this then bitch about the newest MCU movie or deal with thinly veiled political threads.
... ( Roman liked explosions )
I'm the only one awake right now, you can have me.
WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY CARL!?!?!!?! HAND BANANA, GET HIM!
This isn't related to \co\ there should be a board for this stuff.
Hey guys, remember that time I solo'd your entire team?
Yet, it's been something that not only Yea Forums has done since it's inception. How hard is it to go to feedback, go to board suggestions, and sweet talk them to making a /rp/ board. /tg/ bitched enough to make a /qst/ board even at the cost of losing half of their visitors[.spoiler] and /bant/ was made because /int/ wanted something more adult to shitpost on. What I don't understand is that this has been going since the beginning, why hasn't Yea Forums made the board already for this?
Keep up the good work, fellow humans.
Hand Banana. When you done with Carl, get that Spider Ass
Guessing a mod would have to take charge and are too lazy.
You think she shaves down there?
Who is this cutie?
WHERE ARE YOU RUNT
Sir, were you the one who raped Wolverine?
SABRETOOTH DID YOU TAKE MY ANIME FIGS ?
was it his birthday yesterday?
... ( Looks guilty )
>I see anime
>I see manlet
>Guess what's burning in the basement?
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Doubt it, Peter probably does not give a fuck.
How kinky is Kitty?
Oh yeah, gimme that bubble butt
guuuuuuuuuuuuys the phoenix is back
Very nice method of torture
Two Words
>Skull
>Fucking
And she's doesn't even die.
Fuck three fire benders in the mansion
WHAT WERE THE RULES IN THE MANSION!?!?!
NO SMOKING!
NO FIRE USERS!
NO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH ALIEN DUCKS!
SABRETOOTH ITS NO TIME TO FIGHT EACH OTHER WE NEED TO KILL THAT FIRE SLUT FOREVER
Why is that third rule a thing?
Howard the Duck dicked the Phoenix Force once
Howard fucking duck.
Uhhhhh my head... What’s going on? Why am I in a destroyed mansion? Why is everything on fire?
Candy?
I said leave Fatty
Don't know...
Why thank you.
Now we're going to have a party. Hey Jean, want to burn things again? I know the perfect target....
A smelly Canadian manlet.
So are we insured against cosmic entities?
OI BRUV WHICH OF YE FOOKIN WANKERS TOOK ME SEX PISTOLS CDS
OH GOD XAVIER I NEED YOUR HELP
BURN, BABY, BURN!
DISCO INFERNO!!!!
HELLO XMEN IT IS I TOMINO AND IM HERE TO KILL THE FIRE SLUT
Show me the victim!
You guys know there are other options for roleplaying right?
What exploded more often? X-mansion or Sealab?
JOKES ON YOU I HAVE HEALING FACTOR LMAOOOOOOOO
Like what? There is no rp board in Yea Forums.
X-Mansion. It blows up every time a thread is made.
Years ago during the old Legion purge of 2013, the guys who used to do them made a board on double Yea Forums before the Exodus there. It's still there.
Man, if this place keeps blowing up, somebody is going to find all the bodies buried in back
How many bodies are we talking about here?
This faggot right here.
Here is your bonfire
Who said anything about bodies?
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN
Ahhhhhhhh!
>Now we're going to have a party
Without me baby? You can't leave the DPool out, and speaking of that, wanna see my Lil D baby?
Man, Pod 6 were assholes.
I unironically only really go here because of the RP threads, they're part of what makes Yea Forums great, a whole /rp/ board would probably go down to shit fast
yeah but it's just convient to have it on Yea Forums already
Legion got canned last night. If this keeps up there might not be an alternative except /trash/ and that place is exactly what it says on the tin.
Goddamn it Jean!
>Legion got canned last night
Legion got canned today. I think it may be less roleplaying for the Legion, and some certain anons that just hate it with a passion and constantly flag it so the mod deletes it. Similar to what was happening to the waifu threads a couple of months ago.
You sound annoying Deadpool was it?
X Men mansion threads will never die!
Today too? Man I knew this would happen eventually.
Woah Moma, you're one smoking hot babe, yeah name's Deadpool merc with the mouth, but for you I can be Daddy, if you get what I mean heh heh
Sure. *Lites you on fire*
ARGH
She totally likes me, now excuse me, I have to run and put myself out.
... ( I want a cute mutant boyfriend too )
Nobody is having us get insurance for the house anymore, how did you not get that memo?
Ah perfect, you did get Juggernaut there! ...Did he pay well?
> Deadpool. Cute?
So we going to get tents in the yard than?
Sup girl? How you living?
...! *Waves hand* ( He looks hot. Too hot for a mutant )
The prostitution business is so far thanks to Emma donating some midn washed---i mean willing girls helping getting the money in, next time the mansion blows up we can easily pay the rebuild costs!
So I'm just going to build a tent city in the yard.
>Oh shit now what
Uh....you ever had your ass eaten by a dude with a three foot younger?
>Nailed it
... *Writes on a sign*:( Have you ever been stabbed by an umbrella? )
Yes
OK GUYS NOW IM REALLY FUCKIN PISSED NOW IM GOING TO SUMMON THE GREAT GOD TOMINO TO KILL THAT FIRE BITCH FOREVER
? ( Umm why? )
Heh, I thought that said whitie for a sec.
Real talk Neo is so fucking cute
Shit happens when you party naked
*Smirk* ( Wanna party?! )
He'll Yeah!
>I'm gonna get laid!
( Surprise motherfucker ) ...Hello Toad. Let's get the party started.
Gulp
Wtf! How did you turn into ice cream waifu?
*Gets mowed down by the military*
What wrong with having sex with Mystique?
Backing out?!
You ain't gonna try an touch my butthole are you?
I will!
>Crashes Through the roof.
Surrender and Die ,Mutants.
I'm not that gross Toad...well not today.
Gulp
Well alright then. This is a surprise. I always thought you were a crazy lezzo. And that you hated me.
I still hate you, but I'm bored.
Taget Detected!
Stop Resisting!
>See image.
Good enough for me!
>Eats a fly
Sup?! Nimrod gonna give it to ya.
Hey, Smelly. Guess who's going to get coated in some really special stuff?
>Mystique never /ss/'d with Toad
feels bad
So has the mansion exploded again?
Also how are the Cuckoos pregnancies progressing?
Shut up or he make it worse
Wow the mansion’s fridge has nothing in it. You think they would keep it stocked better with how many people live here.
Yes, and badly. The babies seemed to have double. We've gone from triplets to sextuplets. What have we done!?!
Should we induce labor than?
They're only in the first trimester user! I'm afaird by the time we can induce labor, it'll be 12 babies in each of them! This is going too far, even for mutants. THEY MUST BE ALIENS!!!!
I thought they were clones.
Also 12?! Emma better fucking give me money for this.
You guys got any Cocaine?
In the closet.
Oh god. user, they're not clones......SOMEONE BLOW UP THE MANSION AGAIN! WE'VE GOT AN INFESTATION!
I stuck my dick in them dude. Am I infected?!
Probably....Now enough talk and more screaming.
*Shoots self*