Dumbing of Age

the path to atheism begins

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...You can just get ice cream after church.

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you'll probably only get one scoop tho

>TWO SCOOPS

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>I'm not going to church, mom and dad fffffffffuck youuuuuuuu

Can't you still accept Jesus as your saviour without actually going to church every week?

depends which christianity you follow

But where in the Bible does it say you must go to church constantly or you're a heathen?

depends which translation

They'll give it to you in whatever way you order it.

>Dave left church because gluttony is a sin
It all makes sense now.

It the argument over the commandment of keep the sabbath holy and Jesus saying it's better to pray at home in silence than to go to church just to pay lipservice.

The dogmatic expectation is still to go since you can't typically take communion at home.

>dogmatic expectation
what if i'm a cat person?

Ice cream before lunch? It's like Joyce wants diabetes by 45.

Willis is 40 now

Just get a 2nd scoop. Then ask for forgiveness.

>have crisis of faith
>skip church one time in her whole life
>bad thing happens
>oh noes, this is all my fault for being a wicked naughty sinner.
>repent!
The circle is compete

all of it is gone at that point

Checkmate, atheists.

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>Not going to IHOP after church for a nice family brunch

might as well go to applebee's if you're gonna stoop that low