"Chief Wiggum, how'd you get these tickets?"

>I am directly underneath the Earth's sunnnnnn....now.

I used to harass my folks so much with that joke when they'd call me on the cell phone in the car and ask where I was.

>it's a Lisa's feet episode

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Lisa was such a douche to Ralph.

A nice little episode. It fleshes out Ralph, delivers some nice gags (and classic Ralphisms), and makes for some decent emotion and drama. No real complaints.

It's shitting on Peewee Herman, who got busted jerking off in a porno theatre not long before.

Reminder that Homer and Wiggum were in a popular local band before Homer cut Wiggum in order to jump into the national stage.

This was the most character depth they ever gave Ralph. He was a lovable, dumb, but still lovable kid. Lisa was kind of a douche but does redeem herself at the end.

Hi BowlOfIceCream.
I see you're posting pics from your DeviantArt account again.
deviantart.com/bowloficecream/art/Lisa-s-Feet-3-804940206

Episodes about side characters are hit and miss for me, rarely producing the same results I would expect from episodes that center solely on a Simpson family member (or multiple family members). This is one of the biggest exceptions, and amazingly turns Ralph into a genuinely empathetic character instead of a meme character.

I dont know why nobody has not replied to this yet, but here you go.

Yea Forums is such an odd place

Bart, do you want to act like a maniac or do you want to play John Wilkes Booth?

I guess it depends on your sense of humor, but there's a couple of small moments that are unnecessary (and unfunny):

*Ralph tarring the Simpsons' roof
*The beef hearts on the floor and Bart rejecting the baboon heart scene seems a bit superfluous; I assume that, in keeping in tone with the rest of the first act, it is an attempt to show how the various characters of Springfield treat Valentine's Day; however, Bart's Valentine's Day behavior is already covered much more effectively through his painting of the crude faux candy hearts earlier in the episode.
*The entire beginning of the third act has three poor sequences in a row IMO--Wiggum failing to console Ralph isn't so bad, but then that's followed by a pointless scene where he pulls Homer over and smashes his taillight, followed by a brutal scene where Willie and Skinner discuss the watering down of the orange drink. Each one by itself isn't so bad, but when they come back-to-back like that, it winds up distracting from the rest of the comedy and emotion of the episode.

>*The beef hearts on the floor
That is such an Oakley/Weinstein joke. They really seem to love those weird, gross gags involving actual hearts.

Only thing I don't like about ILL is the animation because Anivision always sucked.

About that. The fluidity and life they give Ralph (as well as all the other characters) at that point in the show's run--everyone feels alive instead of a cardboard prop.

After getting the Simpsons Handbook (which is still pretty awesome actually) and looking at Ralph's construction page I realized it.

In Seasons 14 onward he just looks like this 90% of the time. Same unchanging pose.

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Yeah he's not always like that, but he is very very often. Generally when he moves he's even kinda "stiff" though everyone kind of has that now. For all the animation weirdness at times one thing about these old episodes is the characters' expressions and movement was full of so much feeling and personality for a style as simple as this.

That's odd, considering the animation in this episode is no different than the animation in just about every Anivision episode, and there's not a single directorial flaw.

>I'm fairly sure porno theaters were outdated in 1993 already
Fred Willard got popped for the same stupid shit in 2012, they never went away. Go outside more.

Technically there's also adult bookstores still although nobody under 45 goes in them.

My town has one, it's very weedy and seedy and run down.

literally what's the point of a porn theater?
are you supposed to go home and like an hour after you left, jack off a delayed reaction boner to the tits you saw?
Are you supposed to excuse yourself to the lavatory during the film when you can't take it anymore?

Why don't they just install rows of urinals in chest high walls you can whack into, right in the theater?

On paper porn theatres just show porn and patron sit and watch respectfully.

But in reality they are whacking it all the time. As well as a secluded place ran by people more than willing to turn a blind eye for anything like shady drug deals or street bums shooting up. They don't care who does what, as long as the cops don't start busting the place, but that's a risk and they always have enough plausible deniability to stay in the clear.

I like the idea of a high society porn theater where everyone gets dressed up, watches the movie without whacking it, and then have a nice conversation about the movie afterwards.

That's essentially what ballet was for high society in the old days.
And then they rented the girls after.

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what do they even sell?
Is it just stacks of old playboys and similar slutty magazines?
I'm assuming they must sell things other than books.
I just doesn't seem like there would be enough adult books to justify their own store.

Damn that guy in the center is fucking cool.

Piss off back to Yea Forums

Really? I love episodes from the classic seasons that flesh out side characters, especially Troy McClure's.