Earth-3 Marvel thread (Earth 919 maybe)
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Basic rundown (From the older threads):
>Web Shooter (Spider-Man) went columbine his school after one too many bad days and is now a mass murderer
>Wakanda rules over all of Africa, and are very slowly but surely expanding into Europe
>SABRE (SHIELD) is a shadow government that has control of many countries and operatives all over the world
>HYDRA is a resistance group founded to fight the Nazis in World War II that now exists to stop SABRE's influence on the globe.
>Tyrant (Captain America) is an anti-mutant nationalist who is in charge of SABRE
>The Steel King (Iron Man) is essentially Big Boss with grander plans
>Thor is a drunkard rapist
>Norman Osborn is essentially reverse-Batman, and puts on a crazy persona as the Emerald Elf to stop the Web Shooter
>The Preacher (Punisher) is a seemingly pacifistic man who in truth is a cult leader that spreads drugs that make LSD look like child's play
>Deadpool is the same and at the end of the arc he comes to the 616 universe to explain why deadpool is always shifting from Memepool to sadpool.
>Namor is also the same but has slightly different preferences in women giving him away
>Carol is just the same but evil
>Gwen Pool is a Yea Forums user who loves DC and hates marvel and loath every second of her time in this universe.
>Carnage is peak memepool but is opposed to killing
If you want information on other character see if they are in the older thread.
Earth-3 Marvel thread (Earth 919 maybe)
> Kamala Khan is a massive Stacy who's obsessed with sex, partying and alcohol and has a solid IQ of 72.
> She's banged everyone but Bruno Carrelli, who even she wouldn't touch.
> When she gets her power she gets inspired by her role model captain marvel who's basically a gold digger who got top tier powers from her alien sugar daddy who she killed to take all of the power. Now uses her powers to claim host orgies and kill anyone who gets in her way. She also has a terrible temper.
> Kamala uses her powers to steel and eventually killing some vigilantes who get in her way, she later becomes a big porn artist going under the name Ms. Marvel.
> She gets the attention of Carol
> Carol tells her that she won't kill her if she cause genocides in the middle east and India
> She happily does it, thinking why would she care about some rando people she never met, so she just nukes them
> Carol sees that Kamala is a useful tool and promotes her to her right hand woman
> With her new found influence she drugs Bruno into peek trap, turns Zoe Zimmer (a kind hearted nerd) into a party obsessed druggy and she gets Nakia (a bigger thot than even Kamala) as her lieutenant.
>Pym tries to bad things but does help people accidentally
> Nate Grey is Jesus again, he is not happy
Christ, this is embarrassing. At least put some effort into making this something other than an edgy wankfest.
The only good part along with Robo Jesus Ultron/Zentron
I get that 919 Spidey's supposed to be an incel but he's also a legitimate genius and he'd never call himself Web Shooter so how about
>When Peter gets bitten he doesn't even think of fame, just plotting vengeance
>begins testing his powers and creating technological supplements for the spider-abilities he doesn't have
>web shooters but also several kinds of toxins
>unleashes master plan on high school, flooding it with aerosol neurotoxin and killing everyone
>uncle ben and aunt may discover he did it and he kills them when they confront him
>he realizes, watching them die, that he feels nothing for them
>he comes to the conclusion that the spider bite helped him shed off his always ill-fitting human skin
>without his adoptive parents there is nothing left to tether him to humanity
>that night he breaks into oscorp and raids the genetics lab
>he emerges as something no longer human
>now The Spider haunts New York City, but in such a fetid cesspool of superpowered menaces, nobody notices the odd homeless person going missing
BONUS
>when harry osborn was exposed to the neurotoxin, he didn't die immediately
>he screamed and thrashed and turned a bright shade of green, to Peter parker's great interest
>in harry's last lucid moments he realized Peter was responsible and lashed out
>peter snapped his neck with ease
>when Norman Osborn saw his lifeless green body, he is reminded of the bedtime stories he would read to Harry
>the adventures of the wily trickster the emerald elf
>further studies on harry's body reveal the neurotoxin reacted to Osborn genes in a manner similar to the Super-Soldier Serum
>his path was now clear to him
>he uses the neurotoxin to craft his own serum
>when he injects himself with it, he turns bright green, but he gets superhuman strength and intelligence
>and the unforeseen side effect of schizophrenia
>The outcasts of New York City have a new champion in The Emerald Elf
>for now
So how does JJJ work in this? Journalist who covers the web-shooters crimes; in private a Darwinist who doesn’t mind that someone is cleaning up the “filth”?
Maybe an investigative journalist who sticks his nose in too far and attracts the Spider's attention, begs for his life, and gets to live on the condition that he spins the Spider's crimes as good things
the opposite of JJJ, under the Spider's bootheel, no spine and no integrity
From what I remember it's either
A. He doesn't talk about him to prevent him from getting the plausibility
B. He uses web-shooters to sell papers
C. Some edgy gun control joke where he's against Radioactive Spiders instead of web-shooters
So they get different codenames when their alignment swaps?
What would Wolverine be? The Weasel?
More like the Chicken.
That makes him sound like he’d just run away from everything and not be very villainous.
Badger?
Okay that could work.
Then Toad would be Frog I guess.
Oskuld the Symbiote God is a benevolent helper, who grants his followers a 'buddy' aka symbiote who work with their hosts in a mutualistic relationship. With his shield the 'All-White' he protects younger races from those who seek to abuset them,
However a branch of these symbiotes who prefer parasitism break off to become the Klyntar. Ensnaring hosts like the would-be conquerers that Oskuld tries to defend against. From them, a crazed symbiote who believed in commensalism was possible, was then imprisoned and eventually found by the villanious Web-Shooter who drives him into madness and parasitism but eventually finds the innocent Edward Brock and is able to recover to it's original programming of mutualism.
Though it flips flop back and forth between the three different types of symbiosis over time. Unable to truly shake off it's previous hosts influences.
How about Dart Frog
Sure I’m all for different species.
The Lemming
I mean for toad
Than how would Gold Digger MJ work?
> Black cat is spider-man biggest fan and is an E-Girl
I know.
“Logan the Lemming” has a nice feel to it
no
bump
> Katherine Bishop is Gwenpool pet who after repeated 4 wall mind breaks is basically a vegetable.
>Kamala is essentially a murderous Belle Delphine
Yeah but an E-girl who's actually attractive
would red skull be blue skull
perfect
>Kang the Conqueror is more of a legend, a being present in dire times for humanity and many other alien cultures, saving them from impending doom.
More like a time-travelling hero
The opposite of red is green.
The Green Skull, posterboy of Yea Forums
>The Roaming Demon is a spirit of chaos who kills any and everyone they see
Oh OK, that makes sense
Well, we are trying to shop around for evil Wolverine names. Only one of them will do.
But okay. Let’s shelve that. I guess hero Sabretooth would be like Mountain Lion?
what the hell did i just read.
this screams of the guy who commissions all that weird porn of all those rich girl characters as eco-villains
>The Steel King (Iron Man) is essentially Big Boss with grander plans
what would nova be like.
No.
>Madame Marvel (evil Ms Marvel) is an escape artist. She beats her opponents by eliminating all possible exit strategies and cornering them.
>escape artist.
>She beats her opponents by eliminating all possible exit strategies and cornering
Wait... aren't those opposite skills
It's not entirely edge. If you read through the threads there's some optimism in there. It's just that people have kind of been focusing on turning heroes into villains as opposed to villains into heroes.
Yeah to be honest I'm not sure how I feel about the name Web Shooter, as clever as it is. I feel like a lot of the characters could probably keep their names. I feel like Spider-Man could work as a name for a hero or a villain, as well as Wolverine and Iron Man and a few others.
Yeah. Shes the escape artist. She can get out of situations and prevent others from doing the same
I like the name Web Shooter, but also agree that their names could just stay the same.
That said coming up with names for their opposites is quite fun.
The cape doesn't mesh with the theme. And as the person who came up with Big Boss Stark (initially I gave him a Scrouge McDuck vibe as well), I'm not fond of the name "Steel King".
>The Hulk or whatever the fuck he's called here is split up into multiple personalities
>Savage Hulk is Chris Chan with the body of a gamma powered monster
>Joe Fixit is a hedonistic pimp who has at least five
>Professor Hulk is a mad genius with all the powers of the Hulk at his disposal, but turns into Chris Chan Hulk with the body of Banner when he gets too angry
>The Director (Maestro) is him from another future in which he gets over all his shit and becomes a stable leader for mankind