Compromising photo scene

When Peter gets back to the hotel Ned is walking around only in a bathrobe while Betty keeps calling him back to the bedroom.

...Jesus christ I didn't even catch that.

It was in the name, FUCK DISNEY!

Based Ned.

>>Prison rape joke

kind of weird how common those are

>MJ is into conspiracy theories, but she never named the jew
It didn't go far enough

What was it again?

It's like a regular rape joke, but politically correct.

when the mysterio was calling out the stark staff and what they contributed and why. there was one guy, the script writer. beck said he went to prison and got raped and is looking for revenge on tony

>implied
he openly said it lol

the virgin peter
>has a crush on the ugly girl
>almost gets cucked by the designated thad of the group
>his crush barely kisses him when he confesses

the chad ned
>goes for the prettiest girl of the group
>she rejects him at first, he doesnt bat an eye and tries later
>he has sex with her in europe
>he doesnt get cucked, has no competence for the girl

I don't even remember that. I guess I was too blown away by the TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE guy being brought back and made into an actual character.

I really want to know what parents of small kids thought about the "take off your clothes" scene. Ballsy move to have sex jokes in a Spidey movie.

what the fuck I have to buy another ticket

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Not gonna lie, I kind of wished they stayed together but it might be for the best.

How does he do it, lads?

well, filipinos ARE the most powerful race in the world

It went too far in that it kept going with the retarded Stark storyline

It's the hat

You mean continuity? Oh boy how dare they!

shit even hot aunt may thought it was a good hat

JJJ looks weird bald.
Anyone got MJ leglocking Peter?

Yeah they probably should have just scrapped the series and started over if I'm being honest. Maybe next time they can just do Miles like they apparently wanted to in the first place. Rubbed me the wrong way how they whitewashed him.

>Any fucking side shot of Tom Holland
How is he so fucking thicc?

atleast they parted on good terms

worked out too hard, which he regrets because spiderman isnt supposed to be that bulky

good thing they didn't hear your half baked ideas.

his warrior of darkness training

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this is what happen when you have to bargin with raimi to bring back jonah

So DareDevil is going to show up to prove Peter is innocent in the next movie right? There is no better way to set up a crossover.The only thing I’m worried is that Disney won’t want a team up because “muh violence”

The Upgrade Suit was really emphasizing his assets for me.

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How's that a good thing? Afraid they'd listen to someone with some damn sense?

Yea true and got a laugh out of Ned's reason for the break up.

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she cute

>phonefag
>good opinions about anything
pick one

I don't want to be accused of perpetuating a live-action capeshit culture on Yea Forums so I'll just use this thread.

No matter how much grandiosity they add to the theme song, the Spider-Man theme just doesn't sound like an epic score.

Interesting projection but I'm on my desktop

They're supposed to be teenagers. Teenagers can be crude and unfiltered and that's life.

Watch them issue a new print to theaters without that line because people took what intended to be a piss joke as a spunk joke

Sounds like a spunk joke to me.

Guarantee they keep getting back together and breaking up throughout the rest of the series.

maybe it'll lead ned down the dark side until he becomes the hobgoblin through tech or through fucked experiments

I thought the scene where Peter wears blackface and makes a spanglish accent would raise more of a ruckus, but I guess those people were just happy Miles got a nod.

it got pretty rough in that post credit scene where some new yorker called mj a tar baby when they landed, and peter corrected him and said tar baby isnt actually a slur, but only sounds like one and to call her a chimp nosed nigger instead.

and she just stood there and took it. you could see tears begin to form while they stood there discussing different slurs and how hurtful each was. luckily the mysterio news managed to grab their attention and stop the conversation

How about the most obvious one where MJ is trying to take a peek at naked Peter?

Yeah, but Jameson yelling about how the jews run the world government, and called Peter a "sneaky spider-jew" was hardly a distraction.

netflix shows are non canon

Daredevil was not created by Netflix.

>Bangs hot blonde girl by wooing her with video games
>She legitimately loves him for who he is
>Genuine care for each other
>Is a Spiderbro
>Left in good terms with qt, but is certain that they'll go back fucking
>Turned the degenerate ugly bastard fetish into a wholesome relationship

Why was Ned so fucking BASED?

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No, but it went pretty far...from home.

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