Oh no

And Landis

youtube.com/watch?v=hafc3oq_kSY

How exactly did Burch manage to co-write comics with John Carpenter?

>Anthony Burch
DISASTER

They first worked together on that Big Trouble in Little China Old Man Jack comic. I read it and felt like there was something off about the dialogue.

>Anthony Burch
>mfw I'll never be Anthony Burch

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>anthony burch

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my guess is becausd Carpenter is a Borderlands 2 fan, and Burch wrote that

>Anthony “I no longer talk to my sister because she’s more successful than me” Birch.

Who the fuck is Anthony Burch?

>Anthony Burch
dead on arrival

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youtube.com/watch?v=eB6tqxqwSfU

is there a source ont his or is this just a rumor? because if true thats just awful to hear

arguebly moat well known as the writer of Borderlands 2. He also had a webseries called HAWP starring his sister whos now a major voice actor. youve probably heard her in Yea Forums content shes Enid in OK KO and i think she plays a role in the new season of Final Spacd

Writer for Borderlands 2 and brother of much more successful Ashly Burch. He's known for terrible writing and putting memes into his works.
Typical male feminist type who just happens to keep getting hired and fired from companies with known harrassment issues like Riot Games and Gearbox.

His shining moment came when he decided he wanted to have an open relationship with his wife. Predictably this led to his wife sleeping around with other men while he stayed home. Eventually, his wife left him and took his WiiU in the divorce. We know all of this because he wouldn't shut up about it on twitter. I want to say he's the reason that cuck became the go to insult for the alt right.

How many fuckign Joker comics are under production as we speak?

>Jonhs' 3 Joker
>Azarello's Batman Damned 2
>Murphy's White Knight 2
>Lemire's untitled black label joker book
>Carpenter/Burch book

And i'm certain i'm forgetting some, some other anons could fill in. What the fuck is going on over at DC? Did the institution of Black Label made everybody become retarded?

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>Anthony Burch

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They announced Damned 2?

There's also a Harley and Joker book.

Man. What the fuck is going on with DC? I mean, I absolutely love their comics, but after they killed Rebirth, it's been a fucking spiral of shit that just doesn't seem to stop.

>Heroes in Crisis.
>All of Bendis's Superman.
>Batman Anniversary is terrible.
>King is going off the rails.
>The Wal-Mart comic with King.
>Cancelled Green Arrow out of nowhere.
>The animated movies have gone to shit.
>Batwoman TV show.
>The movies in general.
>Killing Vertigo off.
>Turning Black Label into a re-release line.
>Redoing "villains month" from N52.
>Zoe Quinn comic
>Cancelling Swamp Thing out of the blue.

I could keep going on, but jesus fucking christ. What in the fuck?

It’s sad to see how Bendis ruined Superboy in a single issue. I actually hate him for it.

As a new dad, Superman and Jon was an awesome dynamic. It really was fantastic and felt like the character was being allowed to grow by having a family and a son. But nope! Gotta "me boy" my shit up.

>Zoe Quinn comic
This was a good move.

DCeased

>Zoe Quinn comic
To be fair this is actually an okay comic but maybe that's just because Robbi Rodriguez is on art.

failing upward

Robbi's art is good, but the writing is bland. It's not a bad comic, but it's not a very good one either. It's just pretty meh.

Oh you

Harley/Joker by Kami Garcia
Harleen by Stjepan Sejic

>The animated movies have gone to shit
But FM was good?

DC is addicted to failing, everytime they have something good they panic and do everything to ruining it.

Unfortunately, Joker is even more popular than Batman.

>Anthony Burch
Sorry Carpenter you're a cool guy but this will be a hard pass.

he also went on dates with guys and said he was bi or some shit

AT&T bought Warner and is reorganizing everything/breaking down different fiefdoms.
The trade department is also more of a mess than before since AT&T doesn't seem to want to do print media (they just cancelled MAD magazine).
Green Arrow had low but steady sales, and Didio said they have plans for him. Which probably means he's important for Leviathan, but that event has already been a sales bomb for the company.
In the publisher and CCO side, Johns got fired. Lee has always loved what he did with the New 52, and is now the Chief Creative Officer and co-publisher (with Didio). Villains Month was a sales success, so they're doing it again.

hard pass

Rapists are the best comic book creators

>Anthony Burch
OOOOH NONONONO
Get ready for Joker to spout memes

wait whats all.this im hearing about Burch being rapist? it hought he only got cucked? i cant believe i just typed that but the definition is true here

yeah carpenter will probably never be ruined in my eyes no matter how bad this may be

Jesus christ you fuckers are on crack. Robbie's art looks like a blind man drew it, because he's literally going blind.

I can't wait for Gangweed Joker to be canon

It's serviceable and at times pretty good. Now JRJR, on the other hand...

This is such a tiresome character.
>John Carpenter
Ok, maybe it will be go-
>Anthony Burch

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post yfw you're not Anthony Burch

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Is Burch a rapist? Because I'm willing to believe that.

Carpenter is unironcally my favorite director but Burch’s stench will make this unreadable, shame. I could’ve read this if even bendis was co writing

>tfw I'm not Anthony Burch

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>tfw you're not Anthony Burch

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The fuck ever even happened to Burch? Last I heard Riot fired him after he got outed as a serial groper.

>Burch
>wanted an open relationship
>wife was sad, but agreed
>she used it to find someone new and divorce Burch
>took his WiiU
>Burch is now writing a character who’s lost his girlfriend he doesn’t appreciate to a plant lesbian
Oh no.

Meanwhile Burch's ex-wife is still happily married to the guy she left him with and they have a little girl. Burch is married to an obese woman (seriously) and has trouble finding jobs after getting #MeToo'd.

Burch git MeToo’d? And DC hired him? After firing the Border Town writer for getting MeeToo’d? What’s even going on at DC right now?

Doesn't Burch work at Riot now?

He got canned from Gearbox and then Riot for basically being a skeeze (attempting to pressure woman to sleep with him on top of grabbing boobs). Supposedly it was something of an open secret for years before he got outed, so it's surprising he lasted so long.

So basically another in the long list of politically extreme hypocrites.

I love it. The people who raise their voices the loudest for feminist bullshit are usually the biggest offenders of women.

>shitting on JRJr, liking Robbi Rodriguez
fuck you and this board

that's news to me. never imagined that he'd be a sleaze.

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Even worse, he went on a date with a guy and complained on Twitter that he understood why women felt threatened by aggressive guys on dates.

Rebirth wasn't that good in the first place. DC and Marvel have been constantly shitting the bed since the 2000s.

She voices who!?

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>John “Big Trouble in Little China” Carpenter
Fucking sweet should be hella goo-
>ANOTHER fucking Joker comic
And into the trash it goes.

Deceased is out of continuity dumb fun. There is nothing wrong about it.

shiiieeeettttt if that dipshit Burch can get a job in the industry than so can I.

It's especially baffling when Rebirth wasn't even a failure. On the contrary, it was the most successful line they had in years. So you'd think logically they would try to follow that kind of money but nope, DC went full retard after just a hint of success.

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It was a failure....in the book market

>Now JRJR, on the other hand...

Can actually do clear storytelling?

>Anthony Burch
The gall of this cunt not to be using a pen name

Didn't he have an account discovered on Ashley Madison from the leak too?

No idea. Sounds believable though, guy's a grubby little sleaze.

The Little China comic got turned to shit the minute Carpenter stopped co-writing it with Eric Powell and Dynamite hired thhat Anthony clown instead, so I don't have any hope for this one

Controversial

>Anthony Burch
Who is this?

But....but.... Tomasi's Superman was the modern day Watchmen.

Comfyfags should get the rope.

Far-left videogame writer and internet feminist/notorious sex pest

youtube.com/watch?v=XshS_6evfp4

Rebirth was a failure in trade sales.

>Anthony Burch
How the fuck is he still getting work

Almost all of these are completely dumb complaints.
>The Wal-Mart comic with King.
Just because you needed a trigger warning doesn't mean there was anything wrong with it.
>Cancelled Green Arrow out of nowhere.
GA hadn't been good since Lemire left and they just published it because of the TV show, which is now ending. It could use some time off until they can figure out a direction that works again.
>The animated movies have gone to shit.
They were always of varying quality. Remember the Batwoman movie? Adaptation of Loeb's Supergirl arc in Batman/Superman?
>Batwoman TV show.
And how is this supposed to be bad? You one of those dipshits who cry about her being an open lesbian, i.e. staying true to the character?
>The movies in general.
Outside of JL all have made money, with WW and Aquaman being massive successes
>Killing Vertigo off.
Vertigo was on life support for nearly a decade. Pulling the plug was overdue.
>Turning Black Label into a re-release line.
Except they're not, Black label is still a place for new more mature readers aimed material.
>Redoing "villains month" from N52.
DC has been doing villain month gimmick for couple of decades at this point. Duch a pointless complaint.
>Zoe Quinn comic
Who fucking cares if there's one more bad comic on the market? Oh right, triggered assholes.
>Cancelling Swamp Thing out of the blue
They didn't get tax breaks they thought they would get by filming on location due to some fuck up, so the production was suddenly tens of millions more expensive than expected. Completely understandable under the circumstances.

rebirth is cancer

I'm a 27 year old virgin and yet I'd never want to be Anthony Burch.

>Manage to get a hot plain wife
>Use the "Open Marriage" meme to try and score more pussy, fake being bi to make it seem legit
>Anthony got nothing and basically open the door to let niggers fuck his wife

>anthony burch

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the only thing Burch raped is his own vide games writting

>Who’s dick did he suck to get involved in this?
Didn't he break down into tears last time he had to suck a dick?

>Anthony Burch
Yea Forums pls go

You'll get no sympathy from me. When Green Lantern sucked for two decades straight everyone insisted that Johns was the savior the franchise needed, buying into his awful events and retconned mistakes. Now you assholes can suffer for once while GL finally gets a good writer and artist duo after so long.

Burch keeps getting jobs because he's the perfect yes-man. He almost let twitter bully him into being gay.

>tfw not anthony burch

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Don't get me wrong, I love me some John Carpenter. But creativity is a young man's game, the creative spark is barely a flicker in the 70 year old man. At this point he is just riding his own coattails until his days are done, and the fact that he took a *comic* gig tells you how little inertia is left from that coasting.

Burch is just a sad, pathetic excuse for a man.

>and the fact that he took a *comic* gig tells you how little inertia is left from that coasting.

Shows what you know. Carpenter has been writing independent comics for years. This is just his biggest mainstream comics gig to date.

Lemire mite b interesting.

AT LEAST YOU 'RE NOT ANTHONY BURCH

>Quick Yea Forums you have to post yfw you're not Anthony Burch to prove you are NOT Anthony Burch.
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Fuck off shill.

it was literally unreadable, stop shilling the 2 preview pages without texts you saw in the adds.

>Anthony Burch

>yrw Joker becoming the way he is was because he turned into Anthony Burch

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>being a filthy causal

>yfw gangweed becomes canon

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>hot plain
Explain

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youtube.com/watch?v=eB6tqxqwSfU

More like everything something good happens it comes from someone that isn't Didio, then Didio panics and tries to reaffirm his worth by making big moves that cancel put the good thing someone else initiated.

And worse of all
>your wife takes the wii during the split

All it takes is one bad day to become Anthony Burch.

Today I shall remind you all.
Whatever else may happen in your life.
Whatever other tragedies may befall you.
You are not Anthony Burch.

Haha. Y...yeh...
None of us in this thread are Anthony Burch that's for sure.
I mean that would be pretty crazy if Anthony Burch was in this thread right? Haha.

In your dreams, ladderfag

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If they make Joker more like Handsome Jack this could have potential