MMMMMNNGHH I WANT A CUTE GF LIKE HER THIS LIFE IS UNFAIR I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

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You faggots will get horny over any blob with eyeliner slapped on, huh?

I've literally never had a girlfriend before in my life and even I know that someone like Carol is just terrible.

Phone thread?

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>wanting eyeliner
only if you're a FAGGOT

>HELLO user! this is our first date! how are you? tell me more about you!

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why does she talk like a robot?

I masturbate way too much and eat too much junk. Nice tits.

Honestly I fucking love sushi

This is the most accurate way 10 years old text

This shit is uncanny

and gaymen

why are you even on this site

vagene detected

She speaks that way, in a very sophisticated way, hot as fuck

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I want a cute Hal bf

You just want a girl who will put in all the work a relationship requires you lazy fuck.

Okay but who wouldn't tho

WHY DO HER EARS DISAPPEAR IN FRONTAL VIEW AAAAAAAAA

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I want to die.

Is this an edit?

No, this was in the show

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Just got the 'ol pump and dump huh?

no

Fuck me, I need to get on this show

user, I...

You could just hit the gym and earn a good living

You are way out of my league. We're not even in the same sport. How the fuck is this happening

>a girl way out of your league will never inexplicably like you and your faults
were we ever meant to be here for anything but suffering

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Yes.

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>eyelashes
>female
>I automatically want to see it full of dicks
I think I have a problem.

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