>MEANWHILE, in the X-Mansion...
MEANWHILE, in the X-Mansion
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I fucked the Cuckoos and now they're pregnant!
If I get cucked one more time I swear to god I’ll become a MGTOW
Good. More babies for the Frost Legion
So can I marry them all?
As long as you like being mindraped.
Fuck it. Fuck my brain Ms. Frost.
Guys. I might be Magneto, pretending to be Xorn, pretending to be Magneto, pretending to be his brother Xorn, who's actually Magneto's clone Joseph.
That or Jean made me gay!
Again!
Can confirm.
I'll do it Professor Logan as long as you give me an A.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY MY LOVE
Does anyone have any cake? I’ll leave if someone gives me some cake.
Ok, about the last time, funds are STILL running low and rents nobody is paying for some reason, so i feel like we really going to have to go the prostitution route if we want the Mansion rebuild before it blows up again and were on the streets.
So who's volunteering to be a prostitute?
Shut up Fatty
It's done! Within mere hours, the puny mongrel races will be wiped out by my self-replicating virus, and that accursed Captain America, Sub-Mariner, Human Torch and Winter Soldier will bow before the might of Dr. Dea--
Oh Hi, my fellow X-Men! I was just...er...rehearsing a play! How are you?
I vote Kitty.
You again? You already hurt my feelings enough yesterday
Well, as i am good with the numbers and have a strong backhand, i shall take the position of Pimp for it.
Fatties disgust me
That's one vote for Kitty anyone else want to sell themselves?
Sorry Jean you activated my trap card....
Hey everyone, iceman (older) here, just wanted to let everyone know that I fucking love tits and pussy so much, I just can’t get enough of fucking women
not another mutant orgy that I'm excluded from
ug...fine, I'll get back to work. Jubilee! Do you still have my bondage gear?
GODDAMN IT, AGAIN.
Finally
Any news on the Cuckoo's pregnancies?
They're going along fine.
FUCK
WHO DID IT THIS TIME
Fuck you James!
I hope you're ready to be a father of 9/12 with each group a separate hive mind
Honestly I'm going to need a lot of Emma's money to pay for everything.
It’s ok guys, Damage Control rebuilt the mansion for us!
Oh, looks like someone spiced up the dressing rooms...hey wait, why are they co-ed now?
Why is there a sex dungeon?
Who burnt Wolverine?
Don't question it.
Because i felt like we need one for the whole prostitution business, i doubt Damage Control is going to fix it every time, we need some secure income!
You know I'm rich right?
Didn't you lose your inheritance?
Wassup Prof. X? *dabs* Would you mind if i vlogged around your sweet ass mansion? *dabs*
Of course. Logang for life.
WHY AM I STILL ON FIRE!?!?!?!
HELLO IT IS I THE GREAT TOMINO AND IM HERE TO SEARCH FOR MY FOLLOWERS
>FSHHHHHHH
Here you go bro
>I'VE COME FOR SCOTT'S COCK! But I'm not picky.
Charles Aznavour Armenian Comet at your service, sire.
Well we DO have a plan going of setting up a prostitution ring to fund the mansion rebuild in case we run out of money soon and it gets blown up as usual, i see a opportunity here!
oh god, bobby's trying to turn logan gay!
>Don't worry. I've got child support coming in from all over the multiverse. What's a few dozen more for a good cause?
Good I'm looking for that female who burned by follower's sanctuaries can you tell the name ?
LOGAN, LOOGAN, I HAVE A PLAN. LOGAN WHERES JEAN
IMPOSTER!
YES KILL THAT FIRE BITCH
Based.
this whole place smells like shit
Somebody filled Logan's room with shit. I mean it's packed right to the roof. We got the new kids shoveling it out.
ITS THE FIRE SLUT SHE PUT ALOT OF SHIT IN MY DAMN ROOM ABD SHE BURNED ALL MY STUFF
just get that kid who can digest any kind of matter and tell him to eat that shit
>b-but his feelings!
he's asian, he has no feelings.
Oh Jesus Christ, what...THE SHIT'S ON FIRE! Somebody get that fire out, it'll burn the Mansion down!
Did we downgrade? What, did we run out of the budget with how many times this place has blown up?
So how do we explain this to the insurance company?
FUCKING BITCH ILL KILL HER
Don't worry. I'll use my telepathic abilities to order him directly. Ahem - yes, uhhh ching chong bing bong gow dong ho.
I set it up into a jungle gym for Shogo. Really good material.
Ya know I’m a little impressed the mansion is still standing for this long.
Give it a couple of days.
Guys, I'm off to kill Stryfe, 3000 years from now. Don't wait up.
Damn it Jubilee, I thought after you were devamped you would stop with this weird shit.
Scott, I need to ask you something very important. It's about your son. What's with all the pouches?
Sniff sniff, hey guys whats that smell? smells kinda "gas-y" who let loose?
Oh well no matter I'll get rid of this in no time!
Beast call Damage Control.
Are we moving the mansion to Tahiti?
Shut the fuck up Dutch.
Hi ho there neighbors. Jubliee is Japanese right?
WAAAAAAAAAADE!
THIS IS WHY I SAID WE NEED TO RAISE MONEY FOR THESE SCENARIOS.
How much are the hos making?
She's chinese.
Nothing so far. Wade blew up the mansion right now, right when we had the first customers inside the Sex Dungeon, DAMN IT.
Well what else do you suppose we do? The mansion just blew up, and we have to get out of here before the Pinkertons show up!
Fuck, I knew something was up. Everyone, it's not our hank, this is Dark Beast!
Did they at least pay us first?
Go back to sucking Micah's dick Dutch.
I'm so fucking high right now.
DAMN YOU, MY PLAN OF TURNING THE XAVIER MANSION INTO A PROSTITUTION RING WITH ME AS THE SUPREME PIMP WOULD HAVE COME TO FULL EFFECT IF NOT FOR YOU BLOWING MY COVER!
Show some GODDAMN respect!
Well no, thats the problem, they were inside when it blew up.
Hey excuse me for not knowing it was a gas leak, sheez, I was just trying to help.
Besides better that I did it than some random nobody, now can you help me find my torso? I think it's somewhere under what used to be the library.
Wait, we have a Sex dungeon?
So who is going to be my first customer?
not going to lie I am pretty excited about this, been a little pent up with Angel gone back and having to watch my kid sister.
We used to have a sex dungeon. Until you ignited the gas leak.
At least I ain't sucking the dick of some bandit with delusions of nobility.
No! Magik's young pussy is only for Belasco and Sym. Ok, and for some women too.
Yeah yeah "deadpool you're terrible for blowing up the mansion" blabla whatever, that's behind us.
Now can you please pass my arm.
Only Based & Redpilled character in MutieLand passing through.
Here. And for the love of god don't be naked when you get yourself back together.
>Kamala: Blah blah blah. I'm not complaining.
What's your policy on Inhumans?
Well, they seem to not attempt to stop me and my GENIUS plan! ...So just keep it between us, yes? Good.
Atleast go digging if the guys wanting to use the prostitute service survived, i- i mean we need the money.
as long as it doesn't involve the dog, I am good to go.
All of you shut up! Trying to watch tv
my, my, Hank I didn't know you had it in you. Here, I have prepped a couple of students for their....hands on training.
So how much of the house is intact?
The help is appreciated, we somehow need to have some income ready afterall that isnt convenient inheritances and all that, not trusting those.
About 20%, arguably one of the lesser destructive explosions we had in the mansion this week.
>*AHEM*
FUCK THE X-MEN
FUCK CHARLES XAVIER
AND FUCK MUTIES
I'M COMIN FOR YA CHARLES!
I can put in overtime, my healing factor gives me good stamina.
Lovely. Any luck at finding more hoes for the business?
Not now Juggernaut, the building just blew up, you crashing it is scheduled for tomorrow!
Thats the spirit, now get to work! ...Know what, try to get Juggernaut into it, that will keep him also busy from trashing the house when he gets here.
>Then let's do this. And don't worry too much about the claws. I heal almost as fast as you do.
strip now, I am ready and horny.
I'll take on Juggernaut next
I volunteer
No, you will be cumming for me. the-collection.booru.org
If I telepathically make them think I'm my brother I can do anything I want with these girls.
Well, well, young AND willing.
I take them both.
>Psylocke my strain my mental abilities but it will be worth it.
let me finish up with the first guy, he popped after only 4 minutes of hard riding, hopefully he lasts longer the second time
alright who is next?
Me, my name is Forgetmenot
>Kamala: Hey, Juggy, fancy a tour of the Middle East? Because I will light you up like the Taliban. (Damn, all the good pick-up lines are for Arabs.)
*hic* woah bub, who?
Logan I have been an X-man since 2014, now let me have a go at your daughter, my powerset limits any female contact
I GOT IT ALL ON VIDEO!
THIS IS GOING TO BE THE HIGHEST RATED SHOW IN HISTORY!
uh..which daughter you mean? One of the ones I married?
*something sexual in nature*
the angry slutty one with the claws
have 'er, I like the asian ones more anyway. Jubilee?!
bump
Meanwhile, dping your dads ass