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he has a comfy home
He's a grizzled veteran.
Boring, frankly
>bear
I'll decide after he lends me $50.
All I remember is touhou ytpmvs of him screaming
overrated and overpowered
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Real life flippy
Isn't he the early awakening of psycho weebs?
He used to be my husbando when I was a teenager. I still like him.
Is getting dominated in bed your fetish?
I don't know how to tell you this but being sexually dominated is every girl's desire. That's not a fetish or a kink. That's just being normal.
The nostalgia hits hard with this.
Those old fanarts of him with that OC that i never figured from where she came from.
He got a cute tomboy friend who is nice enough to throw him birthday party despite his psychosis
Edgy shit. His episodes aren't funny. The fun of the show is to see gruesome accidents caused by bad luck or dumb shit. He just getting on nuts and going on a killing spree isn't the same.
I understand the point you're making but it can be argued that he is "the bad luck" in some episodes.Like there is always an element that trigger him
Moron cops. Allowing him to return to the car.
It's extremely predictable
she looks like tifa
Well, if you want to go that way, you know that someone will get hurt in HTF no matter what
Well I mean when he gets triggered.
I think that's the point honestly.Later episodes of HTF (especially during the TV series) is all about suspense, on how things will go wrong.When Flippy is in an episode,it's about dread,it's about waiting for what is going to tick him off and which methodes he'll use to kill.For me ,it's not that different from the classic "HTF gang try to have fun,things go wrong" schtick
You haven't watched this episode have you?
I don't recall. Was a long time ago. Eventually got tired of the show because of how repetitive it was.
>When you have 2 alter ego main characters in your show and they're partners.
This could be entertaining.
I will now turn you into a bisexual.
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Weirdly enough this character was originally a male. He even fucked a prostitute in an episode which wanted to stab a kunai in his back.
I've already been on the Bloody Bunny train, user, but thank you for looking out for me.
WOAH OH OH
WE'RE SO MISERABLE
AND STUNNIIIIIING
OP here.
Mondo Media said that thing is a bear. Only that, and the fact that he is literally the only character in the whole show that has a backstory. Or atleast, a interesting one. He is a soldier that has PTSD, that is good stopic bro.
Sadly that will never be the case. Because Mondo dont care about give this thing a proper plot and story.
Anyone ever play HTF: False Alarm?
HTF was never meant to have a plot, lore or solid continuity.It's a cartoon like Looney Tunes or Tom and Jerry,what matter are the jokes
happy tree friends is kinda like
final destination and hello kitty combined
Should be put down. His PTSD outbursts are so unstoppable that not even a gated penitentiary can stop him.
I agreed with that this was never meant to that, but in the part of continuity i disagreed.
Doble Whammy and Autopsy Turvy have one. Even though the Autopsy one is just Doble Whammy part 2
Guys have haved found something.
Flippy = PTSD
Lumpy = Mental Retardation
Flakey = Anxiety Disorder
Nutty = ADHD
Petunia = OCD
Lifty & Shifty = Kleptomaniacs
Lammy = Schizophrenia
Ant Family & Mr Pickels = Sadism Disorder
Russell = Hysteria
Disco Bear = Narcissist
Handy = Sociopath
Cro Marmot, Mole, & Mime = Mutism
Giggles = Love Addiction
I see a pattern
Yes it's true they tried something different with this one but that doesnt change the overall pattern
The Autopsy Turvy fake episode is a joke.It was done to subvert your expectation.Like you expect another episode but Boom, it's really the continuation of the Flippy episode
>Handy=Sociopath
Uh ?
>Mole=Mutism
He's blind,chief.The turtleneck is both a steroetype associated with blind people and a convenient way to have a mute character that doesnt require hiring a voice actor
>Mr.Pickles=Sadism Disorder
He's a pickle.I'm pretty sure the subtext is that it was Lammy all along doing murder
>Flaky=Anxiety Disorder
Hey,it's justified
>Cro-Marmot=Mutism
HES A FUCKING ICE BLOCK
>that episode where Lifty and Shifty "rob" Mime's empty tent
>he acts flabbergasted when he wakes up
>Handy = Socipath
He has little regard for the deaths of other characters and sometimes enjoys seeing them hurt like when Cuddle's lost his arms in the roller coaster, but i think that is more like he enjoys the fear and shock in Cuddle's face in a way like, "Yeah bicth that is how i feel all time"
Kenn Navarro is in NuPPG now
I think they're all guilty of that.It's a running joke that the cast ignore corpses or mistake body parts for food
It sucks that there isn't much fanart for this show.
Ken Pontac (one of the ants) and Warren Graff (Toothy/Handy) wrote the plot of Sonic Colors
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Dude,make a Tumblr or DevianArt search,there is a lot of HTF fanart out there
>Ignore corpses
>Mistake body parts as food
Woah, they must be bigass ignorants or very, very innocent.
Here you go
you too?
that was such a weird time
oh her name was ale right?
>It sucks that there isn't much fanart for this show.
nigger, how new/underage are you?
Pixiv/Jap artist literally still make constant fan art of this show (specially Flippy x Flaky) up to this day as in 2019
Should've specified "of them as animals and not humans".
Remember when HTF made a social page which was full of edgy kids, most making OCs and shipping them with the characters?
Good thing that page vanished leaving no trace behind.
Oh yes
Dont worry,they exist
couldnt find a smaller pic?
I couldnt believe i'll miss the pre-2007 Internet but here i am,the Gamergate and cringe compilation era do that to a man
I know they exist. Not only do they exist, but they even exist in a higher resolution!
That's how it was posted on the original Tumblr post.A bigger version does not exist
Why the fuck would you want to make a self-insert in a world where everyone dies constantly?
Check and say that again.
Well fuck,i could swear i had the original.Disregard previous post
Uh hu
Yeah,i saw that.I didnt finished typing that post and i only saw it when the page refreshed.Mea culpa
> _540.png
>doesnt know how to get at least the relative bigger resolution version out nuTumblr
there you go
I WANT HIGH QUALITY NON-HUMAN FANART OF FLAKY ON MY DESK BY THE END OF THE DAY, user!
VVV
>fuf
>It doesn't have hyper-breasts
I'll accept it.
Is this fappable?
Soooo. Anybody has seen any good Happy Tree Friends fanfiction?
Pic somewhat related
Trust me
>Look up some HTF fanfiction
>It's all about Flippy/Flaky/Splendid
>They're all humanized
>It's an emotional drama
I just want cute animals doing cute things while occasionally exploding.
SIR YES SIR!
>furfags getting cheated out of their yiff by what teh Japs started
literal poetry
It's inevitable.HTF have no main plot and the characters are just archetypes.HTF is not really fanfic material heznce why people resort to default Fanfiction mode ,shipping story.Plus a normal HTF episode doesnt translate well to written format
But sometimes there is exception like this one that try to work the deaths into a plot point
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(plus Flippy and Flaky got married in the end)
oh god dont make me horny for flippy
>Open Archive
>Look for HTF Fanfiction
>Notices that Spongebob Squarepants has around 2,6K Fanfics
>Notices that HTF has also 2,6k fanfics
>Gets reminded that Spongebob started in 1999
>HTF also started in 1999
Is this just a coincindence?
The big brutish guy dominating the shy tomboy angle is why i love this pairing
uh
This is the most spectable outcome. But don't feel sad they can respawn.
Oh you know,there is no canon in HTF pairing,everything goes as far as shipping is concerned.Heck,even Cuddles and Giggles,the ship that is supposed to be the closest to canon get sunk when the writers want to do a short gag
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You are darn right. And as robust as one too.
If they had budget,they shoud do an episode when eh get accidentaly thawed out then accidentally kill characters because he still think things works like in the Stone Age.That could give them more plotline to work than "inanimate character" move off-screen" gimmick
>Happy Tree Friends and Resident Evil 6 Crossover
>Jake Muller = Nutty
>Sherry Birkin = Flaky
Is funny, beucase right now in my TV is playing the god-awful Resident Evil 4 Movie. And no, it is not based in the game of the same name.
Roque Ballesteros wrote the "Mole in the City"special and some of the Buddhist Monkey spin-off
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If only the Ka-Pow! Spin-off haved a art style as good as this artist
I got a idea.
>Flippy while flipped out kills someone
>he needs Lumpy's help to hide the body
>they're forced to kill anyone who sees them with the body
>lumpy gets too used to it in the end and kills flippy
Would watch
Also lets have them say actual words/sentences
Who said anything about Happy Tree Friends.
I want my show with 2 equal main characters with each of them having edgy alter egos.
Anyone can make it.
I can actually see this happening in a episode, also go to hell lumpy
I wish those HTF fan animators did an adaptation of this complete with Gumball audio
A man can dream.
>all those bootlickers in the comments arguing with other bootlickers
This reminds me, what's that hipster comic about the cynical bear with the gay brother or whatever? One word, maybe starts with a P? Is it any good?
This is comming from a old ass thread, 2013:
>"Goddamnit, boner, not now"
*user Gets Boner for Petunia*
>"She's underage, bro."
*Other user defends little blue Shunk*
>"everyone in HTF are underage
wat"
*Another user undertands the truth*
>"Not all of them. Disco Bear, Handy, Lumpy and Pops aren't kids."
*Another user steep in*
">Everyone okay with slaughtering cute animals things
>HTF could be shut down because suspicion of supporting pedophilia
make it happen"
>Me now. "MY SIDES"
Here's a word for word transcript of a random page from the Double Whammy episode, part one.
>Giggles turns around and tries to climb over the side of the plane. Flippy ENTERS FRAME and swings the blade into the back of her head.
>BAD FLIPPY
>(hit effort)
>GIGGLES
>(impact scream)
>The impact POPS Giggles' eyes out of her head.
>PAN WITH EYES TO FRAME FLIPPY OUT OF SHOT.
>The eyes get tangled in the spinning propeller in the front of the plane. The rotating blades pull Giggles' insides out of her eyes, wrapping them around the propeller and leaving her an empty husk.
>GIGGLES
>(screams into death)
>ON FLIPPY
>Flippy is amused.
>BAD FLIPPY
>(laughs)
>Flippy jumped off the plane, EXITING FRAME.
>TRACK WITH FLIPPY
>Flippy free-falls for a moment, then pulls the ripcord of the parachute that he's suddenly wearing. The 'chute deploys, and Flippy floats to the ground as the TRACK ENDS. Flippy releases the parachute, which billows OUT OF FRAME.
>ON FLAKY
>In the sidelines, Flaky has been witness to all of the chaos. She is standing there stunned. Finally, she lets out a scream of horror.
>FLAKY
>(screams)
'member when Lumpy did '127 Hours' before 127 Hours was even a thing?
So I know a lot of people criticize htf for relying too much on shock value, but honestly, I feel like some of the longer tv episodes are actually good since they actually tried to write regular jokes.
I am posting this thing in here. Wish me luck
Enjoy!
Chapter 1 – It begins.
There comes a time in every young person’s life, when they must make that leap from school education to college education. Today, one young Cat is prepared to make that leap of faith for the first time in his life.
Fresko: Hmm, wonder what’s in the mail today…
Meet Fresko, the kind of person who’s one of a kind! Being a new resident of Tree Town, Fresko will have a lot of fitting in to do…And what better way to learn about fitting in, than going to college?
Fresko: College, you’ve got to be kidding me!
Fresko had just received a letter in his mailbox, stating that he had to begin studying at a college as a new member of the town. The letter recommended the local college a few blocks from Fresko’s house, but he wasn’t too enthusiastic about the idea.
Fresko: Oh man, why can’t I just stay in school instead? I don’t know anything about colleges, do I bring my own pencils and books or not!?
During his panicked state, Fresko took a moment to read the rest of the letter. It said that he would only need to arrive on time to the college grounds, where everything else would be explained and prepared for him on his arrival to the right classroom.
Fresko: …”Be in class by 9:00AM, we’ll be expecting you! Yours faithfully, Principal Pop.” 9 AM, what time is it now?
Fresko glances at his wrist-watch, which reads 8:55AM on the dot.
Fresko: Oh god! 5 minutes to get to college, and I haven’t even had breakfast yet!
With those last words, Fresko ran back indoors and slammed the door shut. After about 10 seconds, Fresko bursts through the front door with a sandwich in his teeth and some sort of fizzy drink in his hand. He scoffs the sandwich down, almost chocking on it, which he stops by chugging down his drink just as quick. Being as late as he was, he had no time for manners as he tossed his can behind him.
Fresko: Okay…Here I come, college!
I coming with chap 1 part 2. too damn long
Fresko darted off from his sidewalk and ran straight down the path, heading straight for the college. Along the way he had to run a few Red lights, almost getting run over in the process more times than none.
Fresko: Hey, I’m walking here!
With no time to lose, Fresko continued to run as fast as his legs could carry him. After a good 3 minutes of running, Fresko was finally at the doors of the college building. The words “Tree Town Community College” were displayed above the doors, in bold gritty letters.
Fresko: *Series of pants* Whew…Well, here it is. Now to find that room.
Fresko slowly pushed on the doors with both hands, gently opening them as quietly as he could. He took a look inside the building, seeing a long row of doors, lockers and corridors leading to other parts of the college.
Fresko: The halls are so empty, I guess everyone else is in their rooms already…Now what number was my room again?
Fresko quickly took out his letter and scanned it for any details on his room number, which read out “Classroom 302” in bold letters.
Fresko: “302?” Great, where are the stairs around here?
Fresko quietly tip toed down the hallway, looking for the stairs leading up to the next 2 floors. As soon as he got to a junction in the hallways, he turned and saw a stairway leading up.
Fresko: Ah, there they are.
Fresko proceeded to ascend the stairs once, and then a second time, taking him to the 3rd level. Now all he needed to do was walk along the hall, until he got to room 302’s door.
Fresko: Room 302, guess this will be my new classroom from here on in…Here goes.
Fresko knocked on the door three times, and heard someone answer “Come in, please.” He opened the door to find the room almost empty, all except for one person sitting at the teacher’s desk.
???: So, you must be Fresko!
Fresko: Yeah, that’s me…Is this the right room?
Chap 1 part 3 coming
???: Don’t worry, this is the right place. This is where all our first-year students go to be officially registered. Happy to meet you Fresko, my name’s Sheagra.
Sheagra looked like a very elegant Cat, sporting Red fur with a mixture of Pink here and there. Even though she was a teacher of some sort, she didn’t look much older than Fresko himself. Her eyes were very Green, with true Cat-like irises and thick eye-lashes. Her tail was very fluffy, extending over the back of the chair she was sitting in. Just from the way she was sitting down and revising her papers, Fresko knew she was a very proud person.
Fresko: Oh, glad to meet you too Mrs. Sheagra!
Sheagra: Please, Miss Sheagra…I’m not a married person right now.
Fresko: Oh, sorry about that…
Sheagra: Okay, you’ve been signed in and registered Fresko. Welcome to Tree Town Community College!
Fresko: Alright, I’m a student! Wait, where’s everyone else?
Sheagra: They should be arriving any second now, I gave them an extended break to make time for your arrival…You know how hard it is entering a room full of people you don’t know.
Fresko: Heh, yeah.
Sheagra: I’d take a seat if I were you, before the others arrive and try to isolate your space because you’re new here…
Fresko: Oh, thanks miss!
???: *Knock, knock* Hey, can we come in yet?
Sheagra: Yes students, you may enter!
Fresko: My classmates for the rest of the year are about to meet me, I hope I’m ready for them…
End chapter.
THAT IS CHAPTER ONE. And there is other 4, this is gonna be a wild ride.
Alright. That was very boring, i hope the next one
be more eventfull
Chapter 2 – First impressions.
Room 302 was being slowly filled with a large number of strange characters, from a whole range of different animal races. Not only that, but just about every person in the room was of a different colour. They all took their seats and exchanged some muffled chatter between themselves, leaving Fresko to wonder what they were talking about.
Sheagra: Okay class, registration time…Cuddles?
Cuddles: Here!
Sheagra: Toothy?
Toothy: Respect!
Sheagra: Giggles?
Giggles: Here miss!
Sheagra: Flaky?
Flaky: Uhh, here.
Sheagra: Petunia?
Petunia: Here!
Sheagra: Lifty and Shifty?
Lifty + Shifty: Here!
Sheagra: Nutty?
Nutty: HERE!!
Sheagra: Pelty?
Pelty: Here.
Sheagra: Good, that’s all of you…Fresko, would you please stand up?
Fresko: Huh, me?
Sheagra: Yes Fresko, you.
Fresko pushed his chair out and stood up, not sure of what Sheagra wanted him to do.
Sheagra: Class, meet the newest member of our ever-growing classroom…Fresko, the Cat!
Fresko: Actually, that’s Fresko the Feline miss.
Sheagra: WHAT!?
The whole class fell silent after Sheagra’s shocked reaction, since teachers very rarely raise their voices in question to a student’s reply.
Sheagra: I mean, Fresko the Feline. Say hello to our new student class.
The whole class says “Hi, Fresko!” in unison, which Fresko finds a little embarrassing being the center of unfamiliar attention.
Fresko: Eheh, how are you all doing?
Sheagra: I’ll be back in a few minutes students, something urgent just came up…Fresko, you may sit down.
Fresko returned to his seat, while Sheagra gathered up her papers and left the room in a rush. The whole class looked at Fresko, and exchanged a few whispers amongst themselves.
Giggles: So, you’re new here then?
Fresko: That’s right, I moved here not too long ago.
Petunia: You’re a Feline, that’s so exotic!
>What
Remember. The author of this thing is also the one who made this
And this
Chap 2 part 2 is here
Fresko: Heh, well yeah I guess it is!
Cuddles: Check out that Purple hair, it’s so stylish!
Toothy: Yeah, he’s even got some on his tail too!
Fresko: It’s nothing really, it’s just my hair…
Fresko began to feel a little uneasy, with all the questions and statements that were being given to him, he started to feel a mixture of flattery and concern.
Pelty: No Fresko, my hair is just hair…your hair, is a gift from the hair gods!
Fresko: Come on, you’re just saying that.
Nutty: Yeah, Fresko’s hair ROCKS!!
Fresko: …Uhh, thanks?
Giggles: Sorry Fresko, I’m sure all this attention is creeping you out.
Fresko: Well, it is a little sudden…Here I am receiving comments from people I don’t even know, I’d feel more comfortable if I knew more about you.
Giggles: Oh, well I’m Giggles the Chipmunk!
Petunia: I’m Petunia the Skunk, Relax I’m stink-free.
Cuddles: Cuddles the Rabbit here, and this is Toothy the Beaver.
Toothy: I can introduce myself you know, man you ruined my introduction!
Pelty: Pelty, the Wolf…Don’t worry, I don’t exactly worship the idea of Dogs fighting Cats without reason.
Nutty: I’m Nutty the Squirrel! CANDY!!
Fresko: Good to meet you all, hope our time as a class is nothing but fun!
As Fresko beamed a smile back to everyone that greeted him, he glanced over towards Flaky who hadn’t said anything to him or even spoke since the registration.
Fresko: Hey, you’re Flaky right?
Flaky: …Huh, what?
Fresko: I asked if you were Flaky.
Flaky: Oh, yeah I’m Flaky alright…Why do you ask?
Fresko: Well since I’ve never met you before, I thought I’d ask who you were.
Flaky: Really? Well, I’m Flaky the Porcupine…Is that okay?
Fresko: Sure, since I’ve never seen a Porcupine before.
Flaky: Oh, right…Well, I like your Blue fur.
Fresko: Thanks! Does everyone like Blue, or is it just me?
>Self Insert gonna get red pussy
Chap 2 part 3
Everyone in the class laughs a little, except for Lifty and Shifty sitting in the back of the room together. They were too busy examining Fresko’s behavior, wondering what kind of character he was.
Lifty: I don’t like this Shifty, he seems too naturally out-of-place.
Shifty: I know what you mean, he only just got here and already he has more friends and attention than us!
Lifty: What do we do, at this rate he could become popular!
Shifty: Popular you say? Well, he does have some charisma…
Fresko: …So this guy walks up to me and says: “I’m a Teepee, I’m a Wigwam! I’m a Teepee, I’m a Wigwam!” So I said: “Relax man, you’re too tents!”
>UGH
All the students listening to him burst out into laughter, even Flaky raised a chuckle or two from under his timid exterior.
>HE
Lifty: We’ve got to do something about this, we can’t let him become too popular!
Shifty: You’re right, if he became popular our chances of making an impact here would be ruined! We need to stop him, and I’ve got just the idea!
Lifty: Yeah, what is it?
Shifty: You’ll see Lifty, our little “Freshman” here won’t make it through his first day! I’ll make sure of it…
Lifty: …How?
Shifty: Oh shut up, just wait until recess.
Lifty: Grr, fine…
Suddenly, Sheagra comes back into room 302 with a large number of text books in her arms.
Sheagra: Okay class, time for today’s lesson…Here are some text books for you all to read through, unfortunately we’re one book short since Fresko has joined us. One of you will need to share with him, unless you want me to choose someone at random.
Flaky: …Miss, could I share with him?
Sheagra: Ah, Flaky…Yes, you may share your text book with Fresko here.
Sheagra begins to hand out text books around the class, while Flaky moves his desk a little closer to Fresko’s desk.
Fresko: Hey, nice call there Flaky.
Flaky: Thanks, I know what it’s like being the new guy…
>This is faggot
Chap 2 part 4
Fresko: Hey, don’t worry about that Flaky. I’m the new guy now, so whatever used to happen to you won’t happen anymore.
Flaky: Do…Do you really mean that Fresko?
Fresko: Sure I do, and I’ll be sticking around to make sure of it!
Flaky began to feel a little chocked up, since the burden of being the new member of the class had just been lifted off of his shoulders. He began to smile a little, thinking to himself of all the things he wouldn’t need to be worried about anymore.
Flaky: Fresko, thank you…
>Faggot alert
From the corner of the classroom, Lifty and Shifty were contemplating their plan in secrecy.
Shifty: Lifty, I think I just found out how to get rid of Fresko…
Lifty: What is it, will you tell me now?
Shifty: I said I’d tell you at RECESS!!
Sheagra: Shifty, please be quiet in my classroom.
Shifty: Yeah, alright miss.
Shifty glanced over at Fresko and Flaky reading out of their textbook, and slowly grinned at the thought of unleashing his plan to get rid of Fresko. He laughed to himself ever so silently, rubbing his palms together while narrowing his eyes until they were barely visible.
Lifty: Hey, what are you doing?
Shifty: What? Oh shut up!
Sheagra: I said QUIET over there!
Shifty: …Dammit.
End chapter.
That grammar. Oh lord, what is going to happend next.
Chapter 3 – Food and thought.
The whole class was busy working away, taking down notes from their all-purpose text books almost silently.
Fresko: Oh, so this college was build the same year I was born? Weird…
Cuddles: Think that’s weird? I heard the air vents is home to some sort of monster from the science lab!
Giggles: Come on Cuddles, that’s just a myth.
Cuddles: It’s true, I’m telling you it’s real!
Toothy: Fo’ rizzle?
Cuddles: Yes, Fo’ rizzle Toothy!
Sheagra: Class, please…I want this lesson to end on a quiet note.
Lifty: But miss, the lesson IS over!
Sheagra: What?
Sheagra turned around and saw that it was time for recess, even though she didn’t think it had been that long.
Sheagra: How strange…Class, you may go to recess.
Pelty: Alright, to the Cafeteria!
The whole class scrambled out of their seats and made their way to the door, all except for Fresko that is.
Fresko: …Huh, where did everyone go?
Sheagra: The lesson’s over Fresko, it’s time for Recess.
Fresko: Oh, okay.
As Fresko made his way to the door, Sheagra stopped him by calling out his name.
Sheagra: Oh, Fresko…
>Red flag going off in user mind
Fresko: Yes, miss?
Sheagra: Were you absolutely serious when you said you were a Feline earlier?
>Red flag shut down.
Fresko: Well, yeah. Why do you ask?
Sheagra: Oh, no reason Fresko. Run along now, go and have fun with the rest of your classmates!
Fresko: Alright, later miss!
Sheagra waited for Fresko to leave the room, then she got up and closed the door very quickly.
Sheagra: So, Fresko thinks he’s a Feline then? Well we’ll see if he is what he says he is, or if he’s just a Cat like all the rest…
Sheagra opened one of the draws of her desk and took something out of it, which from the back looked a little like a picture frame.
Chap 3 part 2
Sheagra: Those were the good old days, I remember them so well…Back when I was a Feline at my prime, yes indeed.
Sheagra puts the picture back into her draw, then she leaves the room looking both ways out the door.
Sheagra: Hmm, wonder who’s in the teacher’s lounge right now.
Meanwhile, Fresko and the others had just walked into the Cafeteria. Fresko was in awe at all the tables, chairs, people and food that seemed to stretch as far as his eyes could see.
Fresko: Wow, this place is amazing!
Petunia: It sure is, the food selection here is almost endless.
Nutty: Chocolate bars, bubblegum, doughnuts, ice-cream…I could live here forever!
Giggles: Nah, you’d have eaten everything in your first day here!
They all start to laugh, when something catches Fresko’s eye at the far end of the Cafeteria.
Fresko: Hey, who are those guys over there?
Cuddles: Who do you mean?
Fresko: That table of people over there, who are they?
From what Fresko could see, there was a Green Hedgehog, a Pink Cat, A Blind Mole, a Pirate Otter and even a Blue Bear all sitting around one table.
Giggles: Oh, them! Well, they’re students from higher classes. You know, for the older people.
Petunia: Yeah, when this year’s over it’ll be us sitting at those tables.
Toothy: That would be so cool!
Fresko: Well, we have our own tables right here guys.
Flaky: Fresko’s right, our table’s just as good as their table.
Petunia: Flaky, I’ve never seen you like this before. Normally you wouldn’t even talk out loud, but now you seem so different! What’s the deal?
Flaky: Oh, well I guess I just feel better not being the new guy anymore.
Petunia: So, since Fresko got here you feel a lot braver then?
Flaky: Well, yeah I guess.
Fresko: Come on Flaky, I’m sure it’s not just me being here that makes you feel better.
Petunia: Well whatever it is, I’m glad you’re acting like a stronger person Flaky.
Flaky: Aww, thanks Petunia.
Chap 3 part 3
Everyone continues to eat and drink at the table, while Lifty and Shifty sit close by with small grins.
Lifty: Hey Shifty, nice work with turning Sheagra’s clock forwards!
Shifty: Heheh, it’s what I do best…Now that we have some time, we can carry out the first step towards getting rid of that little Freshman!
Lifty: So, what’s the plan?
Shifty: Keep an eye on Flaky for me, I’m going to the toilet.
Lifty: Flaky, but why?
Shifty: Without Flaky this will never work, so make sure you keep an eye on him and tell me if he’d heading my way.
Lifty: Right!
Shifty left the Cafeteria as quickly as he could, trying to avoid being seen by Fresko or the others as he made his way.
Pelty: What do you think the “Special meat” is this week?
Toothy: Hmm, smells a little funky to me.
Nutty: Yuck! There’s no sugar in it, that’s for sure!
Giggles: Again with the sugar thing?
Nutty: What, I LIKE sugar!
Cuddles: Gee, how COULD we have guessed that?
Flaky: I’ll be right back guys, I need to use the little Porcupine’s room.
Petunia: Alright, don’t be too long Flaky!
As Flaky got up to go to the toilets, Lifty quickly ran past him and towards the toilets himself.
Fresko: Guess you’re not the only guy in a hurry to use the restroom.
Flaky: When you gotta go, you GOTTA go! I’ll be a few minutes…
Flaky left the Cafeteria and walked towards the toilets, while the others had a little discussion themselves.
Fresko: Hey Petunia, what do you think of Flaky?
Petunia: Flaky? Well, I don’t really know anymore. At first he was so shy, no one could really talk to him…But now that he’s not the new guy anymore, he seems so open and happy. I haven’t really told him this, but I like him.
Giggles: Well, I like him too.
Petunia: No…I mean I LIKE him, like him.
>Flaky gets all the bitches. That is unexpected
The TV show had a lot of genuinely funny gags.
>Lumpy walks into the diner
>stops just before stepping on nails and laughs
>everywhere else he tries to put his foot has a random hazard including a fucking crack with lava
>loses balance and falls and breaks his back
Twice.
Cuddles: No way, really!?
Toothy: You and Flaky? Well, I guess it could work.
>If is a girl, it works to.
Pelty: True, especially now that he’s a lot more assertive.
Petunia: Yeah, maybe now I can actually talk to him and get some answers…
Fresko: I hope so, he could use someone to keep him positive from what he told me.
Toothy: He’s had it rough in the past, there’s no denying that.
Petunia: …Anyway, where’s our next lesson?
Giggles: Oh, I think it’s construction with Handy again.
Nutty: Oh, NOT Handy!
Fresko: What’s wrong with him?
Cuddles: Oh, you’ll see Fresko…You’ll see!
Fresko: Okay.
Cuddles: …Aww, I’m no good at drama!
>There was even a drama?
Everyone begins to laugh around the table, but not without telling Cuddles they were joking afterwards. Elsewhere, Flaky had just finished up in the toilets and was just washing his hands in front of a mirror.
Flaky: Man, I really should do something about all this dandruff…
>GET SHAMPOO
As Flaky raises his head up after washing his face, he sees a reflection in the mirror. It was Shifty, doing nothing more than staring at him with half a grin.
Shifty: Hello, Flaky.
Flaky: Ahh, Shifty! You scared the hell out of me!
Shifty: Sorry Flaky…
Flaky: Wait, did you just say sorry to someone?
Shifty: Well, it is a pretty big deal Flaky.
Flaky: Scaring me? Well it’s not THAT big a deal.
Shifty: No Flaky, I’m sorry for something much worse.
Flaky: Why, what is it?
Shifty: Well Flaky, if you really want to know I’ll tell ya. It’s about Fresko, and it’ll probably break your poor little heart.
Flaky: Fresko? What is it, please tell me Shifty!
>He know nothing about him, yet he cares about him... YOU FAGG-
Flaky seemed to be in a desperate need to know what Shifty had to tell him, since he came very close to grabbing Shifty’s arm incase he chose to leave.
Shifty: *Chuckles* Alright, but I warned ya.
>Fresko is homosexual
End chapter.
Usually I watch these episodes in dead silence while occassionally smiling but this is the first one that made me burst out laughing
This is not over yet.
Chapter 4 – Betrayal.
After several minutes of listening to Shifty whisper details about Fresko, Flaky became more and more worried about what he was hearing.
Shifty: …So you see Flaky, that is what I know about Fresko.
Flaky: I…I can’t believe it, you’re saying he’s just pretending to be my friend to get close to Petunia?
Shifty: That’s right, I knew him before he even came here, and he hasn’t changed a bit.
Flaky: Then again, I’ve known you for a while. I know you lie a lot to people, how can I believe a single word of what you’re telling me?
Shifty: You don’t believe me? Very well then, I’ll show you exactly how true my story is!
Flaky: How do you plan to do that, and weren’t we supposed to be in lesson now? Oh no, I’m late for class!
Shifty: Relax Flaky, I was hoping for this to happen. Now I can show you what Fresko intends to do when you’re not around to stop him.
Shifty grabs Flaky by his wrist and walks with him out of the toilets, guiding him through the empty corridors straight to the door of their next class.
Shifty: If you have any doubt about what I’ve told you, just look through that window and tell me what you see.
Flaky: Well, alright…
As Flaky raised his head to the window, he saw just about everyone from his usual class. On one side of the room however, he saw Fresko holding and caressing Petunia’s hand for some reason.
Flaky: I…I…I!
>Well this is a change
Flaky was in a state of shock, since all the things Shifty had told him looked as real as day right before his eyes.
Shifty: So Flaky, what did you see?
Flaky: I can’t believe it, you were telling the truth Shifty…Fresko really does plan to take Petunia from me, and I never got to tell her how I feel about her either!
Flaky begins to break down and cry into his crossed arms on the floor, not holding back a single tear.
>You pussy. Go save ya girl from that OC
Chap 4 part 2
Shifty: Flaky, I’m sorry you had to see that to know the truth. However, the fact remains that Fresko plans to steal your beloved Petunia from you.
Flaky was still lost in his own sorrow, not really paying much attention to what Shifty was saying.
Shifty: …Flaky, do you want to win her back?
Flaky: *Sniff*…Yes, YES! Of course I do, she means the world to me!
Shifty: Well then, why don’t you just do away with Fresko?
Flaky: Do away with him, but how Shifty? I don’t know the first thing about fighting, and I’m sure he knows a lot about it!
Shifty: Flaky my boy, I’m going to teach you everything you need to know about fighting. Come with me, and I’ll train you to into a fighting machine!
Flaky: …I’ll do it, for Petunia’s safety and for my REVENGE!!
Flaky seems to grow angrier and slightly mean with those last words, narrowing his eyes and clenching his hands into fists.
Shifty: Heh, that’s just what I wanted to hear Flaky…Follow me, I know the perfect place to get you ready.
Flaky: *nod*
Flaky follows Shifty to some unknown location, clearly dead-set on doing whatever it takes to win back the affection of his closest friend. Back to where Fresko and the others were, what was really going on was about to be revealed.
Fresko: Easy Petunia, that burn looks pretty bad.
Petunia: Oww, I hope this wet tissue eases the pain a bit.
Handy: Now kids, do you see why it’s important to leave tools like the hot glue gun alone?
Lifty: Sorry sir, I was just making sure it worked.
Handy: Making sure it worked on Petunia’s HAND!?
Lifty: Uhh, I missed?
Handy: Right, well don’t let it happen again Lifty!
Lifty: Sure Handy, whatever you say…Heh!
Lifty didn’t seem sorry at all, in fact it was almost like he had intended to burn her hand for some unknown reason.
Cuddles: Handy, my hammer won’t work right!
Handy: Well, if it was being used the right way around you might get better results.
Cuddles: Oh, aww nuts!
>Deez
Chap 4 part 3
Toothy: Hey Handy, mind giving me a hand over here?
Handy: I thought I told you to STOP SAYING THAT!!
Toothy: Sorry sir, never mind.
As the whole class continued to get to grips with their construction tools, Fresko and Petunia had a little talk.
Fresko: Hey Petunia, any idea where Flaky is?
Petunia: No, and it’s not like him to miss or even be late for any lesson…I sure hope he’s okay.
Fresko: So do I, since he used to be so timid and afraid before I got here.
Petunia: The last time I saw him was when he went to the bathroom, you don’t suppose anything happened to him do you?
Giggles: I sure hope not, I wonder why he isn’t here right now.
Pelty: I’m sure he has his reasons, probably the same reason Shifty isn’t here as well.
Giggles: I didn’t really notice he wasn’t here, then again he does skip a few lessons here and there.
Pelty: Really makes me wonder why he even comes to this college.
Fresko: Beats me, it’s my first day here!
As they were all talking amongst themselves, Handy loomed over them with his “hands” behind his back.
Handy: It sure is Fresko, so how about making a good first impression and getting back to work…I’m sure you can manage that.
Fresko: Uhh, yes sir.
Handy: Good, and that goes for the rest of you.
Everyone else: YES MR. HANDY!
Nutty: Eww, these nuts don’t taste anything like a nut!
Handy: For the last time Nutty, those are NUTS AND BOLTS!!
Nutty: Really? Never heard of those sweets…Which is probably a good thing, they really suck!
Handy: Stop eating them then, and get back to work already!
Nutty: Alright, keep your hat on!
Handy: That’s CONSTRUCTION HAT to you.
Nutty: Whatever…
After an hour of solid work from the class, it was getting very close to lunch time.
Handy: …Okay class, put all your tools away and clear up!
The whole class began to put away their tools and tidy up, trying to get everything out of the way as soon as possible.
Chap 4 part 4
Handy: Good, very good. One last thing, does anyone know where Flaky and Shifty are today?
Lifty: …Well, they told me to tell you that they had a doctor’s appointment.
Handy: An appointment?
Lifty: Yeah, and that they wouldn’t be back until lunch time!
Handy: What great timing…Alright then, you may all go to lunch.
Nutty: Lunch time, sweet!
The whole class makes their way to the door, trying to get out of the room as soon as they can. Surprisingly, Lifty heads off in the opposite direction of the Cafeteria to some unknown location.
Fresko: Where’s Lifty going?
Petunia: Who knows, maybe the bathroom or something…
Cuddles: Well, when you need to go…
Toothy: Yeah, we’ve heard that one already Cuddles.
Cuddles: Who died and made you king of what can and can’t be repeated?
Toothy: No one did, I just can’t stand people repeating themselves.
Cuddles: Alright, let’s just get something to eat already.
Giggles: Sounds good to me, let’s go!
Pelty: Today’s “Sloppy Joe’s” day at the Cafeteria!
Fresko: Sloppy Joe’s?
Petunia: Uhh, it’s kinda like meat covered in gravy or something…
Fresko: Right, strange food then?
Petunia: Not as strange as “Steak and Kidney Pie” day.
Cuddles: Urgh, don’t remind me!
As they all made their way to a table, they noticed that Flaky was no where to be seen.
Giggles: That’s odd, Flaky still isn’t here guys.
Pelty: Do you think his appointment went on longer than it should have?
Petunia: You know, Flaky didn’t say anything about an appointment to me!
Fresko: Yeah, or me for that matter.
Toothy: What, you think he was lying about it?
Cuddles: Come on, Flaky’s not a liar…He’s too worried about getting caught to lie about something.
Nutty: Mmm…Candy!
Cuddles: Are you even paying attention to our convocation, Nutty?
Nutty: Oh, sure I am! We were talking about candy, right?
Giggles: Oh Nutty, you and your candy…
Chap 4 part 5: There is conflict
Just then, someone very familiar entered the Cafeteria. It was Flaky, but he didn’t look very happy to say the least.
Fresko: Hey, it’s Flaky!
Petunia: Flaky, you’re back from your appointment!
Giggles: How did it go?
Flaky: …
Fresko: Flaky, what’s up?
Cuddles: Yeah, what’s with the silent treatment?
Flaky: …You.
Toothy: You, you who exactly?
Nutty: Yeah, who do you mean?
Flaky: *Points at Fresko* You!
Fresko gets up and walks over to Flaky, a little worried about his tone of voice and weird attitude.
Fresko: Flaky, what’s wrong?
Flaky: I’ll tell you what’s wrong, you are!
Fresko: Me!? What’s gotten into you Flaky, where do you get off saying I’m wrong?
Flaky: Don’t play dumb with me, I know all about you and your disturbing past…You’ve done some cruel things to people, and I won’t let you do the same thing to me or my friends!
Fresko: What the hell are you talking about!?
Flaky: THIS!!
Without saying another word, Flaky hits Fresko with the back of his hand across the face. Fresko staggers to one side, rubbing his cheek and looking rather shocked.
Fresko: Oww!
Petunia: Flaky, what do you think you’re doing?
Flaky: I’m going to do what needs to be done, for you and for everyone else that’s at risk from this jerk!
As Flaky looks over to Petunia, he sees a bandage wrapped around her burned hand. Not knowing what caused her injury, Flaky grew even angrier.
Flaky: What have you done to Petunia’s hand!?
Fresko: Me? I didn’t do anything to her!
Flaky: Yeah right, you really ARE a liar!
Giggles: Why are you doing this Flaky, it’s not like you!
Petunia: Please Flaky, stop this insanity!
Flaky: Stop this insanity? This isn’t insanity, this is justice! I’m going to make Fresko pay, for all the terrible things he’s done in the past!
Fresko: You’re mad, I’ve done no such things!
Chap 4 part 6: The conflict gets hotter
Flaky: Why should I believe you, from what I was told you’re a constant liar and cheater!
Fresko: What? Who told you these things!?
Flaky: I won’t tell you, not unless you can prove to me that you’re not the cruel person I’ve been told you are!
Fresko: …I don’t want to fight you Flaky, don’t give me reason to fight back.
Flaky: Figures, you’re exactly as deceptive as I was told. Come on Fresko, fight me!
Fresko: Flaky…
End chapter.
Chapter 5 – Fray with Flaky.
With Flaky’s friends looking on in awe, Fresko tries one last time to stop Flaky from wanting to fight.
Fresko: Please Flaky, we don’t need to do this!
Flaky: For what you’ve done to other people’s relationships in the past, I think fighting you is all I can do to stop you from doing the same thing to others!
Fresko: That’s not true, I’ve never done that!
Flaky: Save it, I’m tired of listening to you talk your way out of this…We fight NOW!!
Without warning, Flaky runs forward with his fist behind him and letting out a weak battle cry. Fresko just about manages to jump out of the way of Flaky, causing him to stumble a little as he misses his target.
Flaky: I won’t miss this time!
Flaky charges Fresko in the same way again, hoping to land a punch this time.
Fresko: I didn’t want to do this, but you’ve left me no CHOICE!!
Fresko blocks Flaky’s fist with his open palm, then uses his free arm to bash Flaky back with his shoulder.
Flaky: Gah, you call that a hit?
Fresko: I’m not TRYING to hurt you!
Flaky: You dare mock me? Oh, you’re asking for it now!
Flaky runs at Fresko with both his fists behind him, ready to strike with two punches at once.
Fresko: I tried to warn you, but that was your last chance!
Fresko grabs both of Flaky’s fists with his hands, then uses one of his legs to kick Flaky backwards a fair distance.
Flaky: Oww, so you’re actually fighting then?
>To be continued.
Fuck i messed this up
Chap 5 part 2:
Flaky: Fine, get ready for some pain!
Flaky jumps towards Fresko and grabs him around his head, trying to drag him onto the floor.
Fresko: Grr, it’ll take more than that to stop me Flaky!
Fresko breaks free from Flaky’s grip and plants one of his feet on Flaky’s chest, then he jumps into the air and kicks Flaky under the chin with his other foot. As Flaky falls over backwards onto the ground, Fresko lands on his feet softly.
Flaky: Ahh!
Fresko: Flaky, I don’t want this to go on any longer!
Flaky: …You may have gotten some lucky shots in, but I won’t quit until I beat you!
Flaky rushes towards Fresko as fast as he can, ready to strike Fresko in some undeterminable manner.
Fresko: Sorry, but I won’t quit either!
Fresko pulls back his right arm and throws a heavy punch, nailing Flaky right on his left cheek. The impact of the punch sends Flaky back a few feet, landing heavily on the floor.
Flaky: Argh!
Petunia: Oh no, Flaky!
>Flaky is fucking dead.
Fresko: …
Flaky tries to get to his feet, but ends up falling onto his knees and hands. Breathing heavily, he suddenly hears a voice in the back of his head. “Flaky, remember what I told you…Fight dirty, and use your secret weapon on him. Defeat Fresko, and have your revenge!”
Flaky: …Fresko, I’m sorry.
Fresko: Flaky?
Flaky gets to his feet and slowly walks over to Fresko, holding one of his arms and wearing a weak smile.
Flaky: I’m sorry I let my emotions get the better of me, and I just wanted to say…
>Fuck you
Fresko: It’s alright, I know you’re sorry.
Flaky: …Syke!
Flaky immediately knees Fresko in the stomach, catching him completely off-guard and winding him badly.
Fresko: Gaaah!
Giggles: Oh-no!
Cuddles: Good lord!
Flaky grips his hands together and smashes Fresko in the face with both his fists, hitting him a fair distance and into a wall.
Fresko: AHHH!!
Toothy: Oh my god!
Petunia: Flaky, how could you!?
Nutty: He’s gone nuts!
Pelty: Was that really necessary?
Nutty: Well, not really.
Fresko manages to pick himself up, catching his breath and rubbing his head.
Fresko: You tricked me! Whoever talked you into this madness must have taught you some new tricks, but who could it be?
Flaky: I’m only doing what needs to be done, and this next stunt should end you once and for all!
Flaky puts both his hands behind his back and grips one of his many quills, then he pulls on his individual quills as hard as he can. Flaky starts to wince as he applies more pressure on his quills, slowly ripping them out of his skin. With one final tug on both arms, the quills detach from his back with a tiny drip of blood on both ends.
Flaky: Grr…That hurt more than I thought it would, but no pain no gain right?
Petunia: Ahh! Flaky, you’re bleeding!
Flaky: This will be nothing, compared to the amount of bleeding Fresko will be doing!
Fresko: How the hell did you do that!?
Flaky: Forget about that, think about how you’ll survive THIS!!
Flaky jumps into the air and lets out a high-pitched yell, gripping both quills tightly. Fresko rolls to one side and dodges Flaky’s attack, which ends up slashing the table in two behind him.
Fresko: Whoa, that could have been me!
Flaky: It will be next time, you’re going down!
Crowd: AHHH!!
By now most of the other students in the Cafeteria had fled in terror, leaving a bunch of empty tables and seats around the place. Flaky charged Fresko with both his quills, slashing away at him repeatedly. Fresko eventually backs into a wall, with no way of escaping from Flaky’s attacks.
Flaky: This is it Fresko, prepare to feel my vengeance!
Flaky raises both of his quills in the air and brings them down towards Fresko, but something stops them before they get a chance to strike.
Fresko: Sorry Fresko, not today!
Flaky: What!?
Fresko had unleashed his claws, and was using them to block Flaky’s quills over his head.
Flaky: You have claws!?
>What
Fresko: That’s right, and they’re sharper then your quills are!
Flaky: Well…We’ll see about that!
Flaky jumps back and swing at Fresko again, but Fresko simply uses his claws to parry and block his attacks.
Flaky: No, this can’t be right!
Fresko: That’s because it isn’t right, I shouldn’t have needed to use these on you…However, they will end this fighting once and for all!
Fresko deflects Flaky’s quills once again, giving him an opening to land a punch on Flaky’s chest. Flaky staggers a little, and then he jumps onto a table behind him.
Flaky: Enough, time to end this!
Fresko jumps onto a nearby table as well, eager to make the final move.
Fresko: Fine, maybe then I can talk some sense into you!
Flaky: Never, this match is MINE!!
Flaky jumps forwards with both his quills crossed, ready to slash Fresko in a double-diagonal fashion.
Fresko: This is it!
Fresko jumps forwards as well, with his claws crossed in a similar way. Both Flaky and Fresko unleashed their attacks in mid-air, with a slow motion decent onto the opposite tables.
Fresko: …Game-over, Flaky!
As Flaky turns to Fresko, both his quills fall into pieces on the floor.
Flaky: What, you beat me!?
Fresko: Now then, can we stop this now?
Flaky: …No, I can still beat you!
Flaky jumps at Fresko one last time, giving Fresko no other option than to retaliate.
Fresko: This ends now!
Fresko jumps into the air and kicks Flaky fiercely in the stomach, sending him flying into the wall heavily. His quills end up getting impaled into the wall, leaving him stuck to it.
Flaky: GAAAHH!!
>Flaky got impaled in the wall and died from the shock.
THE END
I feel now like a complete fool for posting this in here
edgy
I should just leaved the link in here, why i am like this?
deviantart.com
Holy shit that really takes me back
For some reason I think she was from Chile or something. Didn't she also make fucking Gavrilo Princip a HTF character?
check'd but the fck?
i take a peek in here and what the absolute FUCK is going on
actually you know what
i don't want to know
i am OUT fuckers
user a think i found something.
It is called "The Stanger" and goes something like this.
"After a crazed mad man captures 21 innocent people to be placed in a violent virtual world called 'Happy Tree Friends,' a mysterious stranger appears. After seeing death and destruction for days, the young man must use all of his skills to not only save himself from the hellish world, but to free all the Tree Friends from the hands of an evil god. Will he succeed, or die trying?"
I dont know about you but that sounds like is a insteresting idea
Good that you have common sense.
Fuck, I missed my grammar. It is Stranger. not stanger
I will leave this thing in here if anybody is interesed in doing something with this.
Also this if you want some fighting
Here's one (1) mspaint flaky
Here is a bit of that fic.
"The rain had finally stopped after a night long storm that blanketed the town. The absence of rain drops hitting the top of the dumpster had waken the Stranger from his slumber, still shaken by last night's tragic events. He still felt sick of the horrendous action he almost committed. Cannibalism; could the Stranger really have lived with the thought that he almost ate another person? The Stranger knew he never belonged in this world, and last night was the undeniable proof that he had to leave, even if it meant taking his own life."
This sounds good.
Care to explain? I used to follow Frisko the cat or whatever the fuck his name was on Deviantart back in 2009.
Go check his Deviantart account if you want
>deviantart.com
I will put more in here because i like how things are going
"The Stranger stayed inside his dumpster, longer than usual, as he sat and thought about the action he was about to perform today. He just can't take the pressure, the horror, the death that occurs every day in this world. He has seen so many innocent people die, some even by his hands, and the world itself had changed him into a person he never wanted to be. He could no longer live in this world. He was too scared to continue living the way he lives now.
But what scared and sadden him more was that the only way to leave was through his own hands. The mad man who speaks in his head would never create a situation to kill his new pet, so he had to do it on his own. If the Stranger killed himself, he will never have to live in this world anymore. But, at the same time, he will never be able to live in his own world, as death will be completely permanent on both sides of reality. The Stranger was not going to win this battle, and he had to accept defeat.
After a brief moment of thinking and a failed attempt to fight his way out of his actions, the Stranger slowly opened the lid of the dumpster, exposing himself to the outside world once more. He was still wearing the brown leather coat from yesterday, with the addition of his blue tattered backpack and the hat he stole from the green raccoon's dead body. After adjusting his clothes, he jumped out of the dumpster and landed on the concrete floor. He did not bother closing the lid of the dumpster since he knew he would never come back to it ever again. Then again, it was not such a bad thing to return back to it anyway. No longer must he deal with the terrible stench every night. That was a positive the Stranger was willing to enjoy."
I am unironically liking this Fanfic.
user, I just want to know the parallels between College Cat and The Turner Diaries. I'm not mentally strong enough to read a 7000 word HTF fanfic.
>Update
"Going right down the sidewalk instead of left, the Stranger mostly looked down at his two grey paws instead of seeing the sights. From time to time, though, he would look up to see the Tree Friends enjoying their day, either by conversing with each other, shopping at stores, eating at a café, or even playing in the park. He even got to see the two bears from yesterday, the father playing ball with his son. They were so happy together, and he felt sick remembering what he had almost done to them. But it was already done, and there was nothing he could do to take it back.
After multiple hours of walking, the sun now on its way to the western horizon, the Stranger believed that it was time to leave. He made his short journey through town, still watching the other Tree Friends go about their day, and finally made it to the revolving glass doors of the large tower. He looked up to admire its size and how well constructed it really was. It would take a massive explosion at its foundation to even knock it over. But what the Stranger cared more for was the height. Having a total of twelve floors plus access to the roof made it a guarantee success for his terrible action he was going to perform. It was perfect and sad at the same time."
This shit is well writen. A master piece compared to College Cat. In fact, i feel bad for saying this is shit.
Turner Diaries?
What is that, another history?
With the same OC?
>Update
"The Stranger walked through the revolving doors, and entered a small hallway. There was a receptionist desk to his left, being managed by the purple lamb from the grocery store. She was kind enough to wave and give a friendly "Hello," practically the only word the Stranger could ever make out. The Stranger did not return the friendly greeting, and instead continue walking a short distance until hitting a large rotunda. It was beautifully constructed and well-organized. In the center was a nice marble fountain with a few cushioned benches, and four large stone pillars that held the tower upright. To the north end were the bathrooms. The east and west sides had elevators that carried people to each of the twelve floors. What pleased the Stranger the most was the inclusion of stairs, with two sections available: one in the northeast side and one in the southwest side. With the added bit of a nice tile flooring, large glass windows, and beautiful décor, it was an amazing tower, at least in the inside.
The Stranger, however, was not here to admire the beauty of tower. As far as he knows, it will only fall over and everyone would die inside. There was no need to have false hope in a place that is doomed from the start. The Stranger decided to take the northeast stairs to reach the roof, and slowly walked to the door. As he walked to the entrance of the door, he noticed the nice gold-plated doors of the elevators. Definitely a nice touch."
OC is very depressed. He needs a snack.
>Update
What he also noticed was a red porcupine dressed in a black suit waiting outside the elevator doors, along with the orange beaver with a hard hat and the purple mole. But something made that red porcupine stand out in front of the small crowd. This person was shaking nervously, and making silent yet nervous laughs. What was this person scared of?
As the Stranger watched the red porcupine shake in fear, he could not help but feel sorry for the person. No one should have to live in fear, never. Before opening the door that led to the stairs, the Stranger walked over to the red porcupine. Standing behind the person, the Stranger could notice a large quantity of white flakes that were practically covering all of the porcupine's quills from top to bottom. Seeing the red porcupine still shaking, the Stranger reached out his left hand to touch the porcupine's right shoulder.
The porcupine instantly jumped, some of its flakes falling off, and was startled from the surprise touch. The porcupine turned around sharply, breathing fast and having a scared look on its face. The porcupine looked at the Stranger, scared and confused. The Stranger looked at the fear in the porcupine's face, and felt sadden by its appearance. He then looked at the porcupine's suit to notice a nametag, which read "Flaky." The Stranger looked back up and placed a fake smile on his face.
"It's okay Flaky. Everything will be fine. It's just another day at work. It will go by fast, and you'll be back home safe and sound. Trust me."
>Update
The Stranger at first thought saying such lies was futile. There was no point in trying to calm down a person when they were going to die anyway. But the Stranger was surprised when he noticed that Flaky suddenly stopped making fast and scared breaths. Flaky even made a calm, shy and friendly smile to the Stranger. The Stanger's short sentence somehow made Flaky feel a little safer than before, despite not even knowing this person. Seeing the smile on Flaky's face made the Stranger a little happy to know that this person did not have to live in fear, at least for the time being, and gave a friendly smile back.
The two were startled when the 'ding' of the elevator went off, signaling its arrival to the first floor. Flaky turned around to see the doors open and the other Tree Friends enter. Flaky walked to the elevator and entered with the rest, and press the button that would take them to the top floor. But before the doors closed, Flaky looked back at the Stranger and gave a small wave and said what the Stranger believed was "Goodbye." The Stranger waved back as the doors closed and the elevator went up. The Stranger then let out a big sigh.
"That man really needs to use some dandruff shampoo or something. Damn."
>Update
The Stranger continued his journey once more to the door, and looked inside to see a narrow but tall set of stairs, leading to each and every floor, including the roof. The Stranger looked down and shook his head, knowing that he had a long climb ahead of him.
The Stranger began to make his ascent to the top of the tower, passing each floor one by one. But by the tenth floor, he stopped, and looked down at his feet, questioning what he was about to do.
"I really wish there was another way to live in this world. I really wish that I could find a purpose to live here or make myself the person that is good and not a monster. I wish there was some way that I could actually help these people without the fear of hurting them. But there just isn't. I can't live this life no more. If I must live in a world where I'm a murderer and everyone must die in which I can't do anything to stop it, than I want out, even if it means my own life."
Oh Stranger, don't think like that. You do have reasons to live here, and we can certainly find a way to help you live in this world with a purpose. You just need to stay a little longer.
The voice returned to haunt him one more time. "What reasons are there? Me staying as your fucking sick toy to be used whenever you want? Yeah, fuck that, asshole, I want no part of it!"
Do you really think that killing yourself is the answer? That ending your life in such a selfish and childish manner will solve all your problems?
"If it means I no longer have to deal with your shit no more, than by God, it is worth it."
Oh Stranger, that is such a sad and ignorant answer. Well, I guess you've already made up your mind, so carry on than. It was fun while it lasted.
The voice left, and the Stranger continued his journey up the tower and to the rooftop. The Stranger waited outside the door that led to the roof, and took a few moments of breathing, preparing himself for his own demise.
The grammar here is excelent
>Update
He then opened the door slowly, releasing in a cool breeze that made his body shiver, even with his large brown coat. He placed his left hand on his head to keep his hat from flying away. The Stranger walked out onto the rooftop and continued to feel the incoming breeze, making his coat flutter in the wind. He made a slow and steady pace to the edge of the tower, where railings were guarding the top and to help people from falling over.
The Stranger finally made it to the edge and looked forward to see the city. As the sun was setting, he could see many bright lights that emitted from the variety of houses and stores. It lit up the city, making it look calm and beautiful. The Stranger then looked below him, and felt dizzy by observing the height between the ground and the roof he stood on. He knew that the drop would be high, but he did not imagine it to be this high. But it only made it feel better knowing that his death would be certainly achieved. It would be a miracle to survive it, and knowing this world, miracles are only a fantasy.
The Stranger stood still, placing his arms and hands straight down his sides. He looked forward and took a few breaths. He then shed a tear as he could only think of one sentence as his final words.
"I'm sorry… I wish there was another way…"
He prepared himself to lean over the rail and let gravity do the rest of the work. But as he slowly leaned over the rails, he noticed something happening down the streets. Down below, he could see a massive fuel tanker driving outrageously fast, swerving back and forth. The Stranger straightened himself, watching the truck drive down the road.
"Damn, whoever is driving that needs his license revoked. He is going to hit…"
The Stranger then noticed that the tanker had taken a left, and was now on its way to the tower. The Stranger slowly walked back a short distance, watching as the truck got closer and closer. He then made a sudden realization.
>Update
"Oh shit, that truck is going to hit-"
A sudden crash was heard, and screams and destroyed building parts falling over could be heard. The Stranger ran back to the railings and looked below, noticing the large hole that was now apparent in front of the building. It was completely destroyed.
"Shit! I hope everyone on the first floor is-"
A large explosion was made during the middle of the Stranger's sentence. The fuel tanker had made a violent detonation, sending out a large blast of fire and vibration across the entire building. The vibration made the Stranger fall down, landing on his back as he hit the ground. It dazed him and he held his head.
"Okay, no one could have survived that shit. Damn, how or why was a fuel tanker out here? Really, where is the…"
The Stranger stopped speaking as he felt a sudden vibration on his body. He was confused and wonder where the vibration was emitting from. He then looked at the ground beneath him and notice tiny pieces of stones were bouncing up and down as the building made another tiny vibration. It was here that the Stranger got the idea.
"Fuck! The tower is going to fall!"
The Stranger quickly jumped up back to his feet and started panting, wondering what to do. He was going to kill himself, right? So why bother running? The Stranger did not think of these reasons, and instead made a dash for the door, entering the staircase once more. As he began his descent to retreat to the bottom floor, he stopped and stood in front of the door that had the number twelve on it. As the Stranger stood still, he listened carefully and could hear people on the floor screaming. The sudden explosion and shaking was scaring the Tree Friends and sending them into a panic that took away their common sense to run. They needed help.
Ignore them Stranger. They'll die and come back tomorrow. Go and save yourself.
"But there is the chance that I could help these guys."
>Update
Remember the last time you tried to help? They ignored you and threw stones at you. Besides, you'll probably get them killed in the end anyway.
"But that is because I tried talking to them in a calm situation in which there was no present danger. Now they are in a dangerous situation that they could die in. This is different!"
I see no difference. All I see is a person making a questionable action that is not worth doing and should be running instead.
The Stranger took a quick thought of what the voice was saying. It is true, he failed last time in helping them, and he could just get them killed in the end anyway. He then came up with the perfect excuse.
"Well fuck it. I was going to off myself anyway."
The Stranger ran to the door and kicked it down, giving him a clear view of the room. It was filled with cubicles and business rooms, just like any office. It was also filled with Tree Friends frantically running around and screaming. Looking through the crowd, he could pinpoint the orange beaver with a hard hat, a purple mole, a yellow rabbit, a purple beaver, a pink chipmunk with a red bow, and a dark blue skunk with a flower on her head. And in that same room was the red porcupine, Flaky, from downstairs, who looked the most scared.
Seven people on the top floor were in a state of panic. And they had no one to lead or help them escape. They had no awareness or the common sense to help them escape this situation. But the Stranger did. He could save them. And that was his plan.
"HEY, EVERYONE! OVER HERE!" The Stranger yelled, waving his hands and grabbing the Tree Friends attention. His yells made every Tree Friend stop and look over at the Stranger, panting and having fear in their eyes.
"I need all of you to listen carefully! If you want to get down this tower alive, I need each and every one of you to get in a neat and orderly line and follow me. I will lead you down the building and we will all get home safely. You can trust me!"
>Update
The Tree Friends looked at each other, wondering if it was safe to follow some random stranger. One of them, however, did not have to think twice, and it was Flaky. The red porcupine stood in front of the Stranger, completely scared but still trusted the Stranger to save their lives. Seeing that one Tree Friend was already there, the rest ran up and got in an orderly fashion, and placed all their eyes on the Stranger.
"Okay, follow me and stay close. We're going to make it, I promise."
The Stranger now began to go down the stairs, forced to go slowly as the purple mole appeared to be blind and had the assistance of the orange beaver to lead him down the stairs. As they made their descent, the vibrations of the tower continued to become more violent, creating tiny cracks on the stone walls and sending down pieces of stone material and dust from the stairs and ceilings. They would make it down to the third floor before another violent outburst, this time causing severe damage to the building.
As the shaking got violent, the Stranger looked up and noticed that the stairs were almost about to break, and pieces began to fall.
"Shit! Every one, get back!" The Stranger yelled, pushing everyone back up to the third floor. As he pushed, a large pile of broken stairs felled down, destroying the bottom stairs and creating a blockade, preventing their descent down the northeast stairs.
The Stranger went through a quick thought process and remembered that another flight of stairs was available down the southwest side. That was their next move.
>Update
"Okay. New plan: we are going to exit this side and run to the southwest area of the building and go down that flight of the stairs. Let's move!"
The Tree Friends let the Stranger walk through and enter the third floor. Observing the room, it was the same as the top, but most of the furniture was broken, and the walls and ceilings were beginning to crack. They had to move fast.
The Stranger made a mad dash across the room, walking between the cubicles as if it were some kind of maze. After navigating through the room, he made it to the southwest door. He looked behind and waited for the arrival of the other Tree Friends, going more slowly than the Stranger, which sent him into a state of panic as he waited.
The Tree Friends would finally make it to the Stranger's position, already holding his hand on the door knob.
"Okay, we are almost to the bottom. Just a few more floors and we are-"
A sudden vibration shook the building. This vibration, however, became violent enough to send everyone to their backs and sides. As they laid on the ground, the Stranger looked up to notice that a section of their floor was starting to make a large crack across the room. It was separating itself from the building. When the cracks meet, their side will lean over and fall.
"Everyone, get up now!" The Stranger picked himself up and attempted to pick up one of the Tree Friends. But the cracks finally met, and one more final vibration dropped them back to their sides, and the building began to lean over, causing them to slide towards the glass windows. The Stranger watched in fear as his body was flipping over and heading to the window, which would send him straight down to the concrete sidewalk. He braced his body as he hit the wall, causing a large crack onto the safety glass. The Stranger laid there sore from the fall, and looked down the window to see the building was leaning over but not falling, its bottom section still attached.
>Update
He looked over to notice that some of the office tables were now falling and sliding towards the windows as well. With the additional force of the furniture, the windows would surely break. The Stranger prepared himself as the tables and chairs hit the windows, breaking it and causing him to fall out. As he exited the window, he made a quick grab to the on the edge of the floor, and was now hanging for his life, losing his hat along the way in the wind.
"Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh this is fucking it!"
The Stranger was panting quickly, and looked over as other materials were falling out the window. But then he remembered the other Tree Friends, and he began to see each and every one of them fall out the building, screaming as they fell and landed on the concrete sidewalk, smashing their entire bodies like pancakes and sending their organs across the pavement. The Stranger hanged on the edge and watched, seeing that he had failed once again at trying to save them. And he led them to their deaths.
"No! God damn it, no!"
The Stranger continued to hang, desperately holding on to the ledge, and believed he should just let go as he had failed once more in trying to save someone. But then he heard a scream coming from inside the building, and looked over to see that Flaky was still inside, looking at the Stranger with fear as the porcupine steadied his feet on the floor. He slowly tried to walk towards the Stranger, carefully moving to not slip on the angled floor. But another vibration occurred, shaking Flaky just enough to fall down, and begin sliding across the floor. He was going to fall out the window and die with the rest of the Tree Friends.
>Update
As Flaky fell out the window, screaming in fear as he flew out, he suddenly stopped falling, and looked at his left forearm to notice someone was holding on to him. It was the Stranger, now hanging by one hand and holding Flaky with the other.
"NO! I did not do all of this work just to have all of you die on me again! You're going to get home!" The Stranger yelled, looking at Flaky with a serious face. He looked up at the ledge, and quickly looked back at Flaky. "I'm going to swing you up to the ledge, and I need you to grab on to it. Can you do that?!"
Flaky was reluctant to answer, but made a quick nod. The Stranger began to swing Flaky back and forth a few times to make some momentum, and swung him to the ledge, which he successfully grabbed on to.
The Stranger pulled himself up the ledge and back onto the angled floor, and moved over to pull Flaky up. Both the two survivors were now safely on the leaning floor. The Stranger looked over to see the big crack about to get bigger, and quickly looked back to Flaky. "We got to get on the flat side! Come on!"
The two slowly walked up the angled floor, trying not to lose their footing. As they made it to the small gap, the Stranger made the jump across the gap between the leaning floor and flat side, and was now standing on the stable side. He looked over, though, to see Flaky still standing on the leaning side of the building, scared about jumping over the small gap.
"Don't worry, I will catch you if you fall!" The Stranger said, reassuring the safety for Flaky as he reached out his hands. Flaky then made the jump across the gap and was caught by the Stranger, and looked at him with a tiny smile and made a nervous laugh.
"See, we've made it. I told you we were-"
A crack was heard, and the two look beneath them to notice that the floor was creating a small circle around them, and a loud creaking sound was made.
"Well shit, that's just-"
>Update
The floor collapsed, and the two fell through, landing on the second floor hard. The second floor would not last long either, as it too broke, sending both of them to the first floor, along with a large array of building parts and furniture.
The Stranger lied within the rubble, coughing as the smoke in the air was obstructing his vision and lungs. He slowly got up and pushed some debris off his body, feeling immense pain on his right leg and side. He collapse on his left knee, breathing heavily and holding onto his side. He observed the first floor, seeing fire consuming the entire area, and black smoke taking away the oxygen in the air. The Stranger then realized there was something important missing.
"Flaky! Flaky, where are you?!"
The Stranger got up and walked around, limping on his right leg and holding onto his side. He tried to look through the smoke as the large explosion from the fuel tanker caused the fire to go rampant. He then heard a cough and small cry for help coming close by. The Stranger turned around to see Flaky on the ground, still alive. But something was wrong.
Limping on his right leg to Flaky, he noticed a terrible situation. Flaky did fall to the ground along with the Stranger, but a large metal construction rod that held the floors together came with him, and was now pierced into his abdominal area. He was coughing blood and was having a difficult time breathing. Flaky was going to die very soon if medical attention was not applied.
Leave the porcupine Stranger. Don't you see it's going to die? Save yourself now!
"No, I can still save him! I just need to get him home!"
It's not worth the risk, Stranger. Just stop and run now!
"Fuck off, I don't have to listen to you!" The Stranger leaned over to Flaky and looked at him straight into his eyes. "Don't worry Flaky. Just stay calm. I'm going to get this thing out of you and get you home. You're going to make it!"
>Update
Flaky slowly nodded as the Stranger took his coat off. He looked around and saw a small piece of wood, which he grabbed and placed between Flaky's teeth. "Bite hard! Bite really hard, okay?!" Flaky nodded again as he began to bite on the piece of wood. The Stranger then place both his hands on the metal rod, getting a firm grip. "On three! One…"
The Stranger made a tighter grip while Flaky closed his eyes.
"Two…" The Stranger made a stance to get the metal rod out, and Flaky began to breathe at a fast pace.
"THREE!" The Stranger used all of his remaining strength to pull out the metal rod, taking it straight out. The rod left behind a huge hole, rushing blood out fast as Flaky screamed in pain. The Stranger dropped the rod and quickly went for his jacket, and began tying it around Flaky to cover the wound. After it was nice and tight, the Stranger grabbed both of Flaky's hands and placed them over the jacket. "Apply as much pressure as you can! I'm taking you home!"
The Stranger went to his knees and placed one arm underneath Flaky's legs and another under Flaky's back, and brought him straight off the ground. The Stranger suddenly felt a huge set of pain coming from his left arm, completely forgetting Flaky was a porcupine, with all of his large red quills piercing his left forearm. But he made himself ignore it, and began to limp slowly out the building as building parts and debris began to fall.
The Stranger will successfully carry Flaky out of the building, both now standing in front of the burning tower which will fall down completely in a matter of seconds. The Stranger, who looked pitch black from the smoke and was panting due to the adrenaline and fear fueling his body, quickly looked around while holding Flaky, and noticed an incoming ambulance. It could not have come at a more convenient time.
>Update
The Stranger rushed over to the now parked ambulance and opened the back doors, seeing an empty table and some medical supplies inside. He jumped in and placed Flaky on the table, taking some of his quills with him on the Stranger's arm, causing sharp pain and a slow bleeding across the forearm. The Stranger ignored this and dropped his backpack on the ground and searched for some medical supplies. Inside one case was a set of medical bandages, which he quickly pulled out and started applying to Flaky's abdomen and over the jacket , which was already soaking with blood.
After finishing applying the bandages, he looked over Flaky with a worried but still serious look. "You're almost home Flaky. Just hold on for a little bit longer." The Stranger could notice Flaky was low on blood as he nodded very slowly and spoke quietly. The Stranger then quickly jumped out of the ambulance and slammed the door shut. He made a quick dash to the driver's seat, and opened the door to reveal a blue anteater in a surgeon's uniform. The two looked at each other in a confused daze, and the Stranger grabbed the anteater and threw him out of the ambulance. The Stranger jumped in and closed the door while starting the vehicle. As the engine turned on, he look over at the anteater.
"Sorry man, nothing personal. I just can't trust anyone of you to do shit right yet. I'll make it up though! Promise!"
The Stranger floored it and drove off, leaving the blue anteater at the building. As he drove, the Stranger looked into the rear view mirror to watch the anteater. "I'm sure he will be fine." As he said this, the building began to collapse and a large piece of building material fell straight onto the anteater, crushing his body. The Stranger cringed a little at the sight, and looked forward.
>Update
What are you trying to do, Stranger? Why are you going through all this work to save one person?
"Because I can! I know I can save him! And I know that I don't have to listen to anything you have to say to me!"
Stranger, this is pointless. You will gain nothing from this endeavor. It is nothing but wasted time.
"Well, it seems to be pissing you off, so that's good enough for me!"
Well, you still have to save the poor guy to even succeed, so we will see.
The Stranger was now scared at the voice's last sentence. He could still fail if he did not make a successful operation in time. He had to find Flaky's home quick.
"Okay, look at the sign's. They have their names on the signs. Okay, okay, we got, um, Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy… damn, all these names are childish! It matches their character and everything else in this world." The Stranger drove a few more seconds to notice one more house, a well decorated red house. "There it is, Flaky's house!" The Stranger made a complete stop straight in front of Flaky's yard.
The Stranger turned off the engine and jumped out of the ambulance to reach the back doors. He opened them widely and jumped in to reach Flaky's body. But he stopped to look. He was too scared to pick him up, as he did not see any signs of breathing. Did the Stranger fail to reach Flaky's house in time? Was Flaky dead?
"No… no, we're so close now... come on don't leave me like this when were so-"
The Stranger suddenly notice one large but slow breath coming from Flaky. He was still alive! There was still a chance! The Stranger quickly turned around and started grabbing a large supply of medical equipment and medicine and placed them in his backpack. He picked up the bag and grabbed Flaky once more, getting more quills piercing his left arm. He jumped out and ran to Flaky's front door, busting it open with his left foot and observed the room. He quickly noticed a white sofa, and a small coffee table beneath it. He walked over and placed Flaky on the sofa, and dropped his bag on the table to empty out its contents.
The Stranger was breathing fast. He had to act now if he was going to save Flaky's life. He grabbed a few pieces of medical equipment and stood over Flaky.
"Oh dear Lord, I sure hope I know how to do this."
The Stranger then leaned over Flaky's body and began the operation.
END OF THE FUCKING 4 CHAPTER. ALL THIS STUFF FOR JUST ONE CHAPTER.
But hey the writing is pretty good
I gonna sleep guys it has been a fun ride.
I think tomorrow this thread will get archive and everything go to hell.
So what ever. Have a nice night Yea Forums