Who do you ship Steven with?

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Nobody, Steven is shit.

No one.

Jesus

With styrofoam, dipped in cement, dropped in the middle of the atlantic ocean.

Amethyst takes Steven's virginity

with youre mom

Futa Lapis so she’s doesn't die.

as if Pearl would pass that oportunity

the faggot that keeps shilling this garbage, both priority shipped to timbuktu

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wat

based

this man fears neither gods or bans

JANNIES!!

Pearl

Fuck this is getting too good.

Garnets fat black dick

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Holographic eye-patch Connie. Nobody will ever love Steven as intensely.

I want pic related to completely ruin Steven's moral code

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>”c-can i fuck your tits amethyst”
>”go for it man, im down for whatever”
I like to imagine steven and amethyst bonding over sex and fucking at least twice daily to relive stress and depression. Happy and healing sex is my fetish.

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>could have posted anything if planned to get banned
>posts shitty SU edit

God you're a faggot.

Here
Go fuck yourself

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Greg

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imagine the things that room seen since Steven hit puberty

Probably not as much as your thinking, i mean steven has two wanting cum dumpsters already in his home, and thats not even including peridot.

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>Pearl, I gonna train in the room today
>holoroom, initiate simulation Rose M.L.F. 3, and add all my friends and family watching

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Amethyst, Pearl and Peridot. It works as a pair, and threesome in any combination and also as a foursome. And there's no way it wouldn't be entertaining. Well for Amethyst at least. But really he's shippable with everyone on the show. Even that cunt Connie.

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No one. Stephen is a faggy fat pig.

Steven is never angry, was kevin being a creep on his girl Cunnie

Connie, because they are cute and all of the gems are adults.

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Prob alone

Amethyst

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Maybe if that wasn't so close to incest and if Steven was much older then I'd agree with Amethyst or Peridot.

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If any of the gems were to be in love with Steven is Lapis Lazuli, if that bitch who shipped lapis and peridot together were not here I can almost guarantee you that a moment between Steven and Lapis would have existed

I guess, I always felt it could have worked with Peridot too.

Nah Amethyst is way better

also I wish this artist was still around to redraw this with canon older Steven

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Peridot acts way to much like a little kid and lapis is more like your teacher who wants to rape you

Cute platonic Jaspeven master race

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Cringe
Based

>shipping him with a female

Anyone who thinks he isn’t gay is actually mentally ill

Jesus completes Steven in wys you cant understand, and you cant deny their intense passion, everyday Steven makes out with a cruxifix

unironically peridot.

Himself, obviously

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Lapis

All of the gems
And the human women of beach city too
Steven harem for ever

shit, I wish I was Steven. I would start a pearl farm and keep the best ones for mysself

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Really does have a great life. Great dad, little harem,place on the beach, shitload of powers,fucks off doing nothing all day long, goes to space

best gem Lazuli

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Bitch

Get out of here you shitposter.

*worst gem

Bitch

Angry Steven is scary

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I would not call them adults. I would call them aliens which act like toddlers.

>a moment

You mean every scene they have together?

Lapis Lazuli is that girl you know whose only friend is a child.

He could punch you into dust, you're right to be afraid.

t. Connie Maheswaran

Very obvious

>Lars is the one who's been in his life the longest
>He called Lars his BFF
>He likes putting his hand on Lars' chest
>Steven has already been inside Lars in 2 different ways
>He's always trying to make Lars be happy and honest
>trapped together on a ship, they had a heart-to-heart, crying, admitting they were happy they had each other
>Lars gave his life to protect Steven and the Off Colors
>Steven literally discovered his ability to revive organic life by crying tears over Lars' lifeless body

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Priyanka, also everyone else.

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Two year timeskip confirmed for SU movie, just in case anyone missed it.
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Welp. At least he now looks big enough that I can say he's 18 in drawings without a lot of shame.

Based

Connie. I honestly cant ship a character with another when a romantic relatiosnhip is already established/hinted at

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I'm so happy that My boy Steve has a neck now. It's always such an awkward age when all the other people are growing their necks and you're the only one left behind.

Good redesign all over honestly. Not to mention Zach most likely won't be straining his voice anymore.

Go to hell, steven

Grasper is the best Jasper Ship

>WE'RE SKIPPING THE GEMS INTEGRATING INTO HUMAN SOCIETY GAIZ!
Welp, into the trash my hopes and dreams for S6 go I guess

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Did you miss the poster? Look in the back on the left

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...
how in the everloving fuck did I miss that?
must have been paying too much attention to NOT-XJ9/Mettaton's lovechild to notice

Understandable. First trailer next Friday btw

Neat!
Still getting to see the gems integrating was one of my big hopes for S6 and I have no fucking idea what they could even do for it now.

Me

Meh, seen worse

Steven is the definition of onions, he would obviously be a proud cuck.

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The woman he's been destined to be with since Season 1.

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Ronaldo is borderline onions, Steven is borderline chad. Fully chad when he's an adult at this rate.

only correct answers

Chad don't cry that often

A shotgun to his ugly fucking face.

Connie is the only one that makes any realistic sense. All the gems present themselves as adults so that's a no go. There is only two characters that work within his age range. Peedee and Connie and obviously Connie is the one that makes the most sense of the two.

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Kevin could work

FUCK LONERS
FUCK LOW CHA RETARDS

AND FUCK INTROVERTS

God I can't believe people didn't notice how hard it was for him to do the steven voice. Listen to him in season 1 and compare it to the latest episodes. It's almost painful to listen to.

Teenagers are emotional, I dunno what to tell you.

Bitch

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Ship the trainwreck with the ditch its gonna end up in anyway. Meaning Connie. They're both just annoying enough to deserve each other

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that might be the gayest post I've seen on this website in a while.. well at least one that doesnt involve dicks or butts. congrats

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Peridough because I enjoy their interactions

Fpbp

Michael Jackson

I still remember beating my meat while coloring that in

Thou art retarded.

Is it weird that I like Lapis because she's such a bitch?

This... It's called a knuckle sandwich, you pansy

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>KA-POOOWW !!!
Now screw off Steven fag

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>fucking your adopted mom and living with the consequences
vs
>fucking a hologram of that same mom with extra monster tits and erasing your crimes after the fact

Steven is for Kevin.
Pearl is for Jasper.
Peridot is for Ronaldo.
Connie is for Peedee.
Greg is for Blue Diamond.
Fight me.

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Annoying is a fun word to use when forming an argument. Doesn't mean anything and you don't have to explain what you're talking about.

How do you feel about her post-Reunited? She dropped a barn on Blue Diamond and helped fight off the Diamond mech on Homeworld. Also she has pants now.

teenage Chad cries frequently to get pussy

A bullet

So if Steven cums does he turn into a gem-laden puddle of sperm

Nah, he has to impregnate himself for that to happen

I'm thinking one of two things will happen:

>Steven climaxes and his gem gets sucked into his abdomen and blows out of his cock along with the human sperm, leaving pink Steven gone but leukemia Steven remaining.
or
>Steven technically has fully functional human balls so he doesn't have to worry about cumming

Personally I think he could do either depending on his intent.

Everyone except Connie.

always happy to impress

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>hand bindings
ohhhh that's the good stuff

yes
YES

We shippuden now

Anyone like this outfit better than the one she had before? The dress was great, but the pants help sell the concept of a free gem much better for me.

Peridot

with one or two of these in the mail

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She's less of a "damsel in distress" looking character now, so that's cool. Kinda reminds me of Aladdin or Shantae. I'm gonna miss the "water witch" designs, though.

>Clearly in love with Connie
>Gay
Nigga he's camp as a nun's handbag, that doesn't make him homo.

1. Peridot
2. Lapis
3. Crystal Harem

Why should I? They fit together.

Lapis. Connie is okay, but Lapis is hotter AND never ages. Also Lapis' thirst for him is extreme. It's actually really cute. And pathetic.

>you will never be obsessed over by a cute psychotic older girl

The dress was cute and fairly distinct among the gems and the female characters in general. That said, the new outfit isn't bad except for the belt. It's the brightest thing on her and draws the eye but does nothing with the attention it attracts.

Fantastic!

Garnet will never beat your meat for days on end

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Connie is clearly a man

this is going in my based collection

Big cringe

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That game is such shit

>room has an extensive data log of all the creations and activities that occur in it
>steven doesn't know anything about it
>the gems want to have a talk

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Pearl
>Steven Im not mad, I just want to know why Im milking Connies mother in a crotchless banana suit whyle Lapis pass jelly on a ukelele and proccedes to spank Stevonnie with it, while Connie, Rose and garnet are wearing sombreros and and riding Ruby, Sapphire and Peridot up a hill covered in butter. All this with a 10 foot tall shirtless version of your futher gives you a thumbs up with "go son go" written across his chest. I just want to know if I should be worried.

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I think searching for the history page is the first thing I would do after my first depraved cloud session.

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FPBP

>fucking marvel window stickers
I really hope you're underaged.

A polyp

Fat fucking shit