MEANWHILE AT THE LEGION OF DOOM...
MEANWHILE AT THE LEGION OF DOOM
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MY LEGION OF DOOM, NOW THAT LEX LUTHER HAS BEEN OVERTHROWN, I HORDE PRIME FROM HERE IN OUT WILL BE ITS RIGHTFUL LEADER.
Hooray!
Party time?
Hell yeah boy!
>*TV turns on*
>"This just in! Princess Azula publically denounces her claim to the throne of the Fire Nation, and comes out as Gay. Updates as soon as more info to us."
...Sooo, that happened. You think Jackal was involved?
Zzzzzzzzz...... hmm what?! Sorry guys. I blacked out. I was watching the News and then fell asleep to it. So what happened? No seriously. What happened when I fell asleep.
Lex got overthrown. Horde guy our new leader
Azula denounced her claim to the throne, and came out as gay apparently
Why the fuck are there TWO legion threads going? The old one isn't even dead yet.
I don't know I just woke up Doc. Wait... if you're here.... then who's doing the interview for The Legion of Doom for F4G News?
My guess? One of Jackal's clones.
They last about as long ascheese in a desert though, so I'd give it a few hours before that clone begins to disintegrate.
It's DC they're just doing another Crisis shakeup, give it two years and you'll have one thread a again.
So Manta, how do you think this Azula news will effect her chance at Miss Yea Forums?
FUCKING CLONES! WHO'S PAYING JACKAL!?! I'LL FUCKING KILL HIM! WHERE'S THAT FUCKING YELLOW RING?!?! I'M GOING TO RIP HIM IN HALF!!!
I WILL ANNOUNCE IT IN THIS THREAD AS WELL! KNOW THAT I, SERPENTOR, AM YOUR NEW LEADER! THIS I COMMAND!
I saw Serpentor and Lex humping the trash earlier, is they alright?
I really went to sleep at a bad time. Hold on maybe there's a light at the end of this tunnel. Let's check F4G.
>WHO'S PAYING JACKAL!?!
Probably Soros, the bastard
That certainly makes sense.
She'll come close, but she'll lose.
I'll gladly help Azula. One less cloning villains the better.
At least it isn't Lex.
Hey everyone, I’m back from my trip to the Sokovian-Kasnian summi-
WHAT THE FUCK? TWO THREADS? CLONES OF ME RUNNING AROUND COMING OUT OF CLOSETS AND HUMPING BROOMS?
CLONES OF AZULA?!
JACKAAAAAAAAAAL!
Who wants to binge on Kool Aid with me?
The word you're looking for is "renounces," not "denounces.
Lex?! But how?! We overthrew you because you didn’t let me spill my grape juice on your papers!
SERPENTOR DOES NOT HUMP! DO NOT BLASPHEME YOUR LEADER, DALEK!
Do not worry, Azula. The Legion of Doom, now a subsidiary of Cobra, follows the Cobra Diversity Policy. Gay or straight, all are welcome in Cobra! Just ask Destro!
Wait a minute guys, Jackal's clones haven't disintegrated so quickly in years. Maybe this is someone using his old tech to frame him? I mean it's still his fault indirectly
YOU KNOW SEPENTOR, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE CO LEADER OF THE LEGION.
LEX HAS ESCAPED! STOP HIM AT ONCE!
Also ignore the old thread due to close image limit
Tell that to the teleprompter and talking head Aku.
I DID NOT FORGET MY PICTURE, THE POST RAN AWAY FROM MY FACE IN TERROR
HOW DO WE KNOW THAT’S NOT A CLONE?!
YES, BUT I WILL BE MORE OF A LEADER SO WE WILL BE CO LEADERS IN NAME but secretly I will lead more! THIS I COMMAND!
I'll take the help. This insufferable furry needs to be taught a lesson in manners and humility.
Don't get me started on this disaster. If that was a clone in the last thread then you don't know, you've been usurped. Horde Prime took over. I've got to make a coutner statement proving this thing was a fraud, I'm not renouncing my title, and I'm not a homosexual.
Fuck off Cobra.
YOU MOCK AKU!?
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
If you're so great at speeches, convince me why a robot like me should join Cobra?
>*TV turns on*
>"More breaking news on the former Princess Azula news! This time she has been seen in a large number of bestiality and interracial pornos. More news as it comes in Vicki Vale, signing out."
...
>LIVE FROM THE DEEP DARK DEPTHS OF AUTISM FROM Yea Forums!
>THIS IS F4G NEWS!!
Good Evening everyone! This is anchorman Orel Peterson, and tonight has really been a wild night.
Several Controversial topics tonight such as Star Butterfly's teen pregnancy, Azula's Attempt to Attack Japan and her exploding in front of the Fire Lord, and the most infamous being leaked information on the Legion of Doom's Search History. That last one is disgusting as it sounds. Many horrible things found in there.
We might allow user Jones to give his input on some of these topics. We were suppose to have Doctor Octavius here to try and defend the Legion in an interview but he was no where to be sighted.
We really hope you are all having a good night tonight... and putting your tin foil hats on for user Jones.
Here's looking at you kid.
Aw Dizamn
Now this is what politics has been missing.
....
We're still getting sponsored right Aku?
No Aku, I meant blame the teleprompter and the news woman on screen, not you.
That may be, however I have ruled galactic powers across the universe, consider yourself lucky I actually like you.
Calm down aku, to much tempers can be unhealthy.
Aren't you an alien?
It appears you have been framed azula.
Yes, Aku has succeeded! Papa Johns will sponsor our villainous operations with FREE PIZZAS!
I've got a feeling tonight is going to be a shitty night.
>*TV turns on*
>"Fire Lord Ozai has been quick to pull former Princess Azula from succession following this recent blitz of horrendous PR centered on her"
>"Prince Zuko was unavailable for comment, but rumors say he was dancing when the news came to him."
>"Vicki Vale, Signing out."
Rassilon? Rassilon? Are you there? Where are you? I need more cancer cheese!
user Jones here. And Orel is right. Though he said it in a PG way, Tonight has been a shit show. The biggest shit show of all the shit shows to ever exist!
You wanna know why? Because these controversial topics Orel brought up aren't even that controversial.
What some teenage Disney Princess slut got knocked up. Well at least it proves they can get pregnant. I mean have you seen their waists.
All these things about the Legion of Doom. Of course it's going to happen! Their Fucking Villains! They always want to take over the world or some crap like that. They want to do evil because some asshole wrote it into their DNA to.
This asshole also makes characters gay randomly as well and them retcons the shit out of it. Look at the Fire Bitch. Once she admitted she was gay she exploded. Boom! Just like that. Now usually I would say that Fire Benders just combust into flames randomly because they Fucking Fire Benders. But no. She had to have exploded because she was Freaking Gay! Nothing else!
Does this mean the Legion has to shut down?
The clone was alive? Oh fucking hell, it was suppose to be a coffin and dead. Jackal must of given the clone some kind of redundant nervous system. Fucking hell, I hope I hurt somebody.
No Meatwad, we're staying. It's just going to get a bit harder, that's all.
NO, HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN WHO WE ARE, WERE VILLIANS, OF COURSE THE MEDIA WILL TALK SHIT ABOUT US.
What do we do now?
We will prepare our invasion of the hall of justice to expose them of their dark secrets, then strike at the avengers tower.
We do what keep doing Meatwad, trying to conquer the world and fucking over people because we can. Also, I've got to kill this Vicki Vale woman as well. First Jackal, then Peni, then Vicki.
Vicki is a cunt, but she's just doing her job on reporting things Azula. She shits on everyone, just like JJJ.
And Peni is too cute for you to kill.
Umm..... so..... what do we do now.....
I mean yeah... but we're trying to win Miss and Mr Yea Forums remember. You're just OK because they aren't talking shit about you or Doc Oct.
Probably lay low.... like we always do.
Harder is not the word to describe what we're going to have to go through.
You sure you want to do that?
We're making a huge hit list for you.... wait where are Luthor and Ty Lee in this list?
YOUR RIGHT, WE HAVE TO STAY LOW, CLEARLY SHES BEEN FRAMED BY SOMEONE ELSE, ALSO AS FOR THE HALL OF JUSTICE, MY BROTHER HORDAK WHO ISNT A REGULAR OF THE LEGION HAS SEIZED THE MEETING HALL FOR HIS OWN PURPOSES.
>*TV turns on*
>"Another update on the Azula case, she was last seen burning several children hospitals to the ground. Interpol and the Justice League are currently speculating she has access to teleportation technology to be in so many places at one."
>"In addition, she has defaced several monuments, Mt. Rushmore, the Great Wall, the Leaning Tower of Pisa and more by way of arson."
>"This is Vicki Vale, Signing out."
SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU ARE LGBT DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN INSULT YOUR EMPEROR!
BAT forces are part of Cobra!
DO NOT WORRY, COMRADES! MY TRUSTED COBRA CRIMSON GUARD COMMANDER SENIOR DUNCAN HAS INFORMED ME THAT user JONES IS SECRETLY A COBRA OPERATIVE WHO IS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE OUR ENEMIES BELIEVE THE LEGION OF DOOM IS LOSING! THEY SHALL GROW FAT IN THEIR ARROGANCE, AND WE WILL STRIKE! THIS I COMMAND!
Of course I’m lucky, I’m me and I’m not Cobra Commander. HA!
Japan is reeling tonight for the attempted attack of a small group of Legion of Doom members earlier today. The small group, which included King Ghidorah, Black Manta, and Azula landed in the outskirts of Kagoshima, which is circled in red, and started destroying everything in sight. We do not what their plan was, but both superheroes and military forces were able to drive them back before they did severe damage to the neighboring areas. At least 80 are confirmed dead and 400 injured in the attacks. It is estimated that the damages run about 100,000,000 USD.
This is user Murphy on international news. Back to you, Orel.
Don’t worry, everyone. I will simply ask one of the news networks I own to start spreading fake news stories about Vale and Jones.
That was a clone, meatwad. You’re lucky you aren’t a burger.
You worthless excuse for a Village People reject, it IS me!
Stop me? Why would the Legion stop its leader?
I’m not a clone!
Was that actually Azula or not?
I know right? Seems perfectly in character. Jackal must be getting craftier
It’s not gay if the penish ish feminine enough!
Peni is my enemy for miss Yea Forums and I doubt that I can win a popularity match against her. So if I take her out, then I won't have to deal with her. You are right about Vicki, I shouldn't kill the messenger because they bring me bad news.
Luthor is less kill and more break for shits and giggles. I want him suffer, not die. Ty Lee on the other hand dies painful. Fucking traitorous circus whore.
I am not a homosexual.
Oh god, what are they doing? Ok, the Leaning Tower on fire is pretty funny.
At least I can’t be cloned. I’m meat, boy
>*TV turns on*
>This just in, the LoD member Meatwad was seen starring in another porno shoot with the Supervillainess Azula."
>Tags: Vore, Tentacles, All the Way Through
FOOL, ACCORDING TO MASS MAJORITY, YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY OUSTED FROM POWER
>sits in lex's seat
YOU ARE NOTHING AT THIS POINT, GUARDS, SEIZE HIM! I will succeed in a successful legion.
Oh no!
Thanks user Murphy.
So continuing on with the Teen Pregnancy controversy on Star Butterfly. We apparently have information from the supposed father of the baby, Marco Diaz, that the baby belongs to his mother and that little Mariposa is actually his sister.
There are talks on whether the Diaz Family will appear on user Maury's show for a DNA test. Maybe we will see an interesting I'm not the parent dance from them if the results are given.
Oh and the now dubbed Axeident... we are still getting debates on that. Lumberjacks are now protesting in front of the White House on the situation.
Meatwad, get Hand Banana. Jackal's going to get raped for this, and we're going to videotape it and post it online.
I got him
Based crossthread reference
We apologize for the interruption, but we've got news that a online porn video of Jackal has surfaced being what looks like to be raped by some kind of banana dog like creature. Some people may find this footage disturbing, so viewer discretion is advised.
>*TV turns on*
>"HAHAHAHA!!! Those fools Azula and Hand Banana! They fell for my trap! The clone of me was a bomb! A nuclear bomb! HAHAHAHA!"
Uh, Jackal, boss. Why are you ticking?
Speaking of protests, we continue on with the honorary Yea Forums characters begging the rule Yea Forumsmittee to let them participate. We went to the Yea Forums side to contact the current mayor to get his opinion on the matter.
>"Really, I find it a bit unfair but understandable. This is only for people that started off as comic book and cartoon characters. I mean yeah some of us became cartoon characters, like the pizza that eats balls, the red plumbler that takes drugs, and don't get me started on the blue furry. He was turned into so many cartoons and comics it's not even funny but even he has to understand he can't enter. Ryu and Ken even recognize this, and Ryu is a homeless man. So here's hoping all of you here understand this. And to all you who disagree with me, I'll piledrive you down to the concrete road."
Let's burn down Green Arrow's Car.
OH GOD THROW HIM FAR FROM THE SWAMP QUICK!
Just my pacemaker loyal Clone of me
I'M NOT HERE YOU DUMBASS! I'M CALLING YOU TO TELL OF HOW I DESTROYED AZULA'S REPUTATION AND LIFE!
What reference?
Would anyone like some Duff Champagne?
That Smelly fucking Canadian! You insolent hairy fucking manlet, I'll skin you for a fucking rug you insufferable faggot.
He's talking about the last F4G thread, where an automatic Axe killed thirteen people and congress was getting ride of them, which pissed off all the lumberjacks
How would you kill Felicity Smoak?
Solomon Grundy want friends.
Sup bitiches what I miss......
Oh my that sucks
Lex got cloned and junk. Everybody did. Also Azula and Lobo may not win now
Party time! I’m back with more cake! Who ready to....
How does the LoD’s PR turn to shit in the time it takes to get a new cake?
Doctor, do you think this Horde Leader will be here for long? Because somehow I think it won't work that long.
Excuse me, earth-human, but I have come here to introduce myself. My name is Cyberman Leader, and I wish to introduce myself and my comrades into your group. Do you accept?
Si, ey muy correcto Senior Serpentor
Senior Destro please, you're drunk again.
One villain ... two villains ... three villains ... BWA HA HA HA!
Can you people tone it down, some of us are trying to get some well deserved rest in my new room!
Oh great, the loud mouth is back and now co-leader, WHY CAN'T I BE CO-LEADER, I HELPED TAKE DOWN LUTHOR!
The legion will never die, if it does where will I sleep?
Why are you outside of Meatwads room?
And whats up with all this clone crap?
>LIVE FROM THE DARK RECESSES OF Yea Forums AUTISM
>THIS IS F4G NEWS!
Good Morning everyone! This is user Baxter taking over for Dan Handerson, and this morning is a strange one
Wonder Woman has publicly challenged the anonymous Legion member who was masturbating to lolicon pictures of herself. When asked for a reason, Wonder Woman replied "My honor is stained by this disgusting action. If I want it to be restored, it'll have to come from the blood of that disgusting Legion pig"
The Azula Clone Incident has finally come to an end, when both Interpol and Justice League finally captured the super criminal known as the Jackal, whom is responsible for unleashing the hordes of Azula clones. Over 1000 expired Azula clones are being incinerated at the Hall of Superheroes.
Fire Nation royalty have formally apologized to Princess Azula after the Clone Incident and she is reinstated back into the royal succession. Neither Princess Azula nor Fire Lord Zuko where available for comments.
Sad news for Canadians, as a large forest fire has erupted in the northern regions of Alberta destroying over 20,000 hectares of land and one confirmed death has been reported. The X-Men member known as Wolverine has been spotted dead in the fire, with the only thing left being his standing adamantium skeleton. Authorities believe the fire was man-made.
Now onto user McDonald for the morning sports.
>Breaking News!
>The Jackal that was captured was simply a clone... like usual.
>It exploded a cloud of itching and sneezing powder causing great discomfort for the Justice League
Then you will obtain new ones here.
Of course, that's why I'm here
WHY NOT, also I'm not from earth, are you from Mondas?
Oh how I could,have forgotten you, yes, higher up member indeed.
Good, now count them all.
Don't you think we must "psst" him so we could create Sinister Legion and break Spider once and for all?
I guess hiding out was the best thing we could do for now. But still I'm watching the news. I'm making sure none of us fuck up this bad again. Especially since Lex is trying to become Mr. Yea Forumslympus. It's going to get hectic.
Orel Peterson here to... well according to our executives... show you guys funny viral videos. Trying to get in a younger audience to watch us. I'm not sure why since you have to be 18 or older to watch this but here we go I guess. Here's a video of some fat man falling down the stairs while swearing his ass off.
Huh that was pretty funny
I hope at least one of us can win
Interesting, you think your going to, bring in the boys for that?
I suppose it was, wait lex is attending mr Yea Forums? Oh my, I hope,I didn't break him hard. Wait never mind the one we jumped was a clone.
I didn't say anything about you, Prime. I just need to hunt Spider down so that I could become the Superior Spider-Totem myself.
I was actually talking about those, just standing there smiling, I think there famous on the internet now.
Yes, we are.
You do not need to fear comrades, I have the perfect plan to destroy this 'Wonder Woman'.
Parallel universe friends, I guess. Never met them in my life.
Still, I need to prepare for the next hunt. Goodbye, gentlemen.
Otto! Keep in touch!
I’d like to see Wonder Woman try!
So are you guys like evil toasters or something?
Please calm down all of you. While all of you are bickering like little children, the damnable Tenno finally managed to find a middleground with all the superhero organizations. Now not only will those fools stay away from the Tenno and the Warframes they control, now we can expect both sides actually working against us. The two of us already lost one of our deep sea laboratories on Uranus because some clown in a bat suit, another clown with spider symbols and a team of four Warframes waltzed in and blew it up.
At least the assaulting Korpus didn't get to occupy it. Still this needs to be resolved.We know the Tenno got in contact with a human by the name of Waller. Amanda was it? And it is a matter of time when they get into an alliance with S.H.I.E.L.D.
And what of good Solonius?
What you see here is the pinnacle of Mondasian technology. This is very big talk coming from a man made from plastic.
We must act now! But how?
Oh, I thought you were talking about the NoEnd House Axe-ident
>NoEnd House Axe-ident
Oh god, that was a fun thread.
My clones are dead, most of the videos have been taken down, name cleared, burned down a fishing village for shits and giggles, won't be seeing that hairy manlet till he regenerates again, and I got Zuzu to cry because I kicked him in the balls when he apologized to me.
Today's been pretty good so far. Now, will someone tell Wonder Woman that loitering is illegal. She's outside swinging that sword around looking for blood.
Hey, Manta you know Sinestro? I see the yellow ring I picked up recently is from his fruity club. Does that mean I'm going to get a call from him looking for a missing ring?
Most likely. Sinestro can't work here without his ring.
So I'm guessing for one, we now got Fire Lord Zuko now supporting you in becoming Miss Yea Forums since he apologized. If so that's great. Now about your uncle. If his chain of tea shops can also support you, that would be amazing.
As for the Wonder Woman situation... alright everyone fess up. Who looked up the loli porn?
all your ideas are awful
everyone put on your star shaped thinking caps and lets brainstorm an idea
Well, he's not getting the ring back. I've had too much fun with it, and I'm stronger then ever with it. If I had this ring when I was dealing with the Avatar and his gang of hillbillies, I'd wipe them out.
Yes, Zuzu is stuck supporting me since he looked like a fool in front of the royal court. I've also had stern words with my father for believing the crap those clones pulled. When it comes to uncle, so long as his tea sells he'll support us.
Big talk from someone scared of a little gold
I bet it’s Shredder. Feels like something he’d do
Is no one literally taking responsibility for the Wonder Loli incident....
Listen I don't want to be the one to go out there and talk to her and tell her you are all being some bitch ass pussies because you now feel ashamed of looking at porn.
Because if I do and I get stabbed because of all of you, I will make sure you all die a painful death.
Except Azula, and Lobo, and maybe Aku.
Take out the trash while you out
Fuck it, I'll go outside and talk to her. I've got the perfect person to shift the blame on. Just give me a couple of minutes. Keep those weapons on her, if she goes berserk I want someone to at least hurt her.
Weapons online.
it's a little cold outside today.You should put a starfish on to keep yourself warm
We got your back!
This isn’t going to end well is it?
We got you. Legion of Doom! Unite!
Probably not.
>gets a cup of coffee.
Just blame the shift on one of the heroes, how about that Zeus guy? He diddles kids i heard....you didnt hear that from me though.
See, she gets it. Pain, Agony, go and play meat shields for her.
Good news everyone! She bought what I told her, and Wonder Woman is going after Tony Stark now. Remember when that little shit came here drunk as a skunk insulting all of us? I told her about the incident, and that we was talking about "conquering" her. Pissed her off so goddamn much I swear she's going to breath lightning. So, get some popcorn and we should hopefully watch both of them fight on the news.
Now onto something a bit more unpleasant. The Japanese heroes are coming to the Hall of Justice, to talk about what happened in Japan.
Are they gonna beat us up?
They're going to try, but they're going to fail like the losers they are. Not only that, but we've got far more competent people on our side compared to them. No reason to worry Meatwad.
This is Orel Peterson live in front of the Hall of Justice where the heroes of Yea Forums, Yea Forums, and possibly a few from /jp/ such as Kamen Rider and Ogan Bat have decided to join forces in case another invasion on Japan by Super Villains were to occur again. The heroes of Yea Forums are yet to respond to this occasion, probably busy with all the protests along with some other Yea Forums honorary Yea Forums members.
Onto other news such as-
>loud boom.
That came from the Avenger's base! Come everyone we got to catch a glimpse of this. Back to you user while we try to figure out what's going on.
>I KNOW YOU'RE HERE TONY STARK!
>I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN IRON MAN, NOT AN IRON COWARD!
>FIGHT ME!!!!!!!
Sounds like we got em, well done folks.
Hey miss, got the wrong house. The Avengers Towers would be that way.
Well this is going to be fun.
I, SERPENTOR, ONLY WEAR COBRA SHAPED THINKING HATS!
GLORIOUS WORK AZULA!
NOW WE MUST FIND VILLAINS FROM /JP/ TO JOIN US AS WELL!
YOU EAT TURTLES! YOU CAN NEVER BE CO-LEADER!
NO! KEEP HIM AROUND, LIKE I DID WITH COBRA COMMANDER! HAHAHAHA
NO NEED TO HIDE IT AZULA!
Why not bomb it?
HELLO HADES!
THANK YOU, SENIOR DUNCAN!
You are correct. Destro is drunk, Skeletor and that Luthor who may/may not be a clone are also constantly inebriated.
That does it. NEXT THREAD I WILL CALL ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS!
Kek, based
Ok, who put the hologram on? I get the television screen may be a bit small for everyone, but you're going to give people heart attacks if they don't know.
Ok, that was great timing. Good job user.
Why thank you, Serpentor. Still not gay though, so you can stop it with that.
Hello to you too, Serps. Sit back and enjoy the fireworks that is Tony Starks tower blowing up. God, those Amazons are easy to trick.
>user Smith here, it appears a large globe of meat in some form of robot suit has launched an attack on the Hall of Justice, more at 5
FOOL! Star shaped thinking caps help the blood flow better
Kraven???? Didn't your soon kill you?
Groovy baby
Oh a Lex why didn't anyone tell me there was meeting today.
>Dead people everywhere
>The Avenger's tower is burning
>Wonder Woman and Iron Man are trying to kill each other
It just keeps getting funnier.
I’m looking for the guy who attacked the Hall of Justice
Guys I’m back from the Hall of Justice!
Superman’s cheating on his wife with Supergirl and Power girl at the same time!
Also I stole a shit ton of kale any idea what we can make with it?
Hah, my plan is working, now the hall of justice is going under fire, we can gain moral support. However I hear some of the jp heroes might be coming here so stay on guard.
Nice!
A mere thought should wipe you all out
>Crashes though ceiling
WHO WANTS TO DIE RAIDERS OF JAPAN!!
DEVILARROW!!!
Fall before Krona!
>Fights through monsters tearing them apart
>Grabs hold of krona
DEVILBEAAAAM!!!!
KRONABEAM!
Beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Just put the kale in the fridge. We can use it for salads and such.
Blackmail or go public with the information?
>krona is turned into dust since he didn't know how the attack works
Alright who's next?
>returns in a puff of smoke.
Typical, those kinda heroes always fly off when you have a idea---Oi oi oi Batwings, hold your demon horses, got a lil offer for ya if you want your girl back, the payback just includes leaving the coffee maker in here intact AND messing with this guy Zeus, how does that sound?
Hate to say this, but your referring to my manga counterpart, miki is safe, and hades you look a little different, last time I saw you you were leading some Mycenaean empire. Now black manta and azula, fight me!
Goodbye *retcons you into a weeb American*
.....Excuse me, little management problem to settle then.
PAIN, PANIC, YOU TWO COLLECTED INFO ON THE WRONG GUY AGAIN!
Well, you se...
Dr. Manhattan. Why are you here?
I grew bored. Decided to visit.
NO DISTRACTIONS
DEVIL KICK!!
You ain’t Devilman. You just a guy in a costume. An OTaco.
I'm back and I brought groceries with me because I actually care to keep the fridge full, btw did you hear the news? Wonder Woman is going nuts at the Avengers place.
YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE AN OVERSIZED COBRA! I DEMAND TO BE CO-LEADER BECAUSE I WANNA I WANNA.
Oh one more thing..
WHY IS THERE A GIANT HOLE IN THE ROOF?!
>Lands in front of shredder
DEVIL CHOP!!
lookout below!
We got kale for days
Excellent, kale is good for our soldiers.
None can wipe out Serpentor!
THAT IS ENOUGH! COBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
What kind of mutant is THAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>poor Shredder is launched downward though the floor with all the groceries flying all of the fucking place
>a milk carton lands on Azula's head
>meanwhile some hotdogs lands on Hades
>There were many cans of Turtle soup in the bags too
Yay, you guys got me a foot long!
Mucho great idea senor Serpentor, I shall get the reinforcements!
>Senor Duncan takes a backdoor out of here
Rude, I'm speaking to a guest. Now if you don't act like a savage, I'll get to you. You /jp/ heroes are philistines, no sense of proper etiquette, unlike your dear Miki. She's cute a girl, isn't she Akira.
Well, it's always nice for you to drop by, Dr. As you can tell, we're a bit busy dealing with this.
THAT'S IT, THE YELLOW RING IS ON NOW!
>the hotdog on his head starts sizzling on the head flames.
Is it just me or is it smelling like barbeque in here? What did you do now....
>actually realizes it now.
THATS IT, THIS GUYS TAKING A SWIM IN THE RIVER STYX. HYDRA, GET THIS WINGED JOKE.
Thanks for the soak
DEVIL CUTTER
>destroyed flying machine, serpentor falls.
DEVIL CHOP
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! I DEMAND TO KNO-
>Gets hit by devil arrow sending him flying into lex's portrait.
GASP
Y-YOU CHOPPED OFF MY MUSTACHE!
D-DON'T LOOK AT ME!
>Runs away
>Blasts Devilman with yellow energy blasts and lightning before flying off
Catch me you LITTLE BLUE FAGGOT!
>Flies off into space going mach 5
>falls on ground
FOOL! YOU WILL FALL BY MY HAND!
Just when Senior Duncan left, Duke appeared! At least this Devil Man scared him away!
NOW TIME FOR AN EXORCISM!
Shredder noooo!
Your mustache will be avenged
You’ve gone to far now
>Targets her in sky
Not on my watch, DEVIL ARROW!!
>Grabs hold of serpentor
DEVILBEAAAAAM!!!
Somebody talking about clones? Now we talk about dancing.
Malos! You glorious bastard what are you doing here?
>sighs.
Just another day at the Legion of Doom.
September can't come any quicker.
>just watches as the surrounding comes down, the Hydra already having bailed out.
Oi, Devilboy! Ya might need to delay the beatdown to the folks here, heard there is a crazy amazon and alcoholic inventor about to blow up the moon in their fight, might wanna, ya know, step in there, deal with them?
September? Don't tell me that's when...
>Barely dodges blasts while breaking through the atmosphere
Goddammit, fucking Nip hero, nearly hit me there a couple of times. I've got to find something to work with up here.....
Is that Wonder Woman and Iron Man fighting on the moon? AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Manta. Will it get calmer in September? Please tell me it calms down in September.
The tournament, yes.
>slowly crawls up the basement stairs
I-i think i need medical attention... but is my turtle soup okay?
>passes out
That's what I'm talking about! It gets pretty boring if we do nothing but piss about all day long.
Alright I'm on it, had enough with you guys anyway, amateurs.
DEVIL WING
>flies off
I see there's a party going on yet no one invites me
There there, it’ll be alright
Uh, guys? I think there are several moon chunks hurtling toward us, And Iron Man and Wondie as well
Who the hell are you anyway anime boy?
The guy who loves beating the crap out of a boy with a blade with huge breasts! That who I am!
>Mongoose outta fucking nowhere and mauls Serpentor's face
...Just how big exactly?
Well, there he goes. Bought us a while till he might come back.
>Hades gestures Pain and Panic to drag Shredder to the nearest fair aid kit, he might bump into the cans of turtle soup.
Its heading towards the Hall, sure not gonna be our problem.
This big.
This ends now.
>Shoots Devilman in the peepee
>When you're in space
>When you've got the ability to breathe in space
>When you're watching the moon fall apart and crash into the world
I'M GOING TO WIN MISS Yea Forums BY DEFAULT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH GOD! THAT'S EVEN FUNNIER! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I'll be in my bunk...
Your too late, he's gone. He went off to the moon alongside what's her name moon princess?
Got it covered with my big as hell sword.
At least no one died! I think....
You think we can sue Devil Man? I think we should sue.
Krona' died.
I miss Papa Smurf
Well no, Krona got blasted, but he´ll be back i bet, guy somehow keeps cheating himself out of hell. And as if we couldn´t sue him, do you have even remotely a idea how many lawyers i got at the ready in the Underworld? If they pull it right we can sue the wings off of him.
No wonder no one wants to die...
Hades I'm here to retrieve this month's payment.
>Crashes back into the Legion
>Deactivate yellow power ring
Fucking hell, crazy moon princess and her friendship bull crap. Oww, I need to get better with my landings. The /jp/ heroes are fixing the moon, and sadly Wonder Woman and Tony have stopped fighting for the moment. Now...who's going fix the roof?
I hear you lot just had a little Devilman problem? I think I might be able to help with that
That's my line.
Not it
Yeah yeah, the bag is in the back, just dont use it all up at once.
Afraid to get your hands dirty, so you rely on others? I like you lady.
Of course, I'm a princess and will be Miss Yea Forums. The only time I get my hands dirty is when I do the thing I love. Hurting people.
You got some competition princess. Like my fine ass.
OHHH NO, your not with zennon are you because he was here once during one of the jp villain meetings and attempted to launch a demon uprising, some of the weaker villains died during that and he got banned. Don't know how joker survived though since I remember you tore his neck out.
>Snooort
Thank You Hades. I shall take my leave, but can you please remind Zeus he's two weeks late and the God of Cocaine is very upset over it.
Now, now. It may be nice, but I'll still win. However, that isn't the point. So called villains are going to be outnumbered by the heroes, so as such we should help each other out. The better villain wins no doubt, but the heroes will win nothing. Not even getting into the top 8.
Alright then, fine. I'll clean the roof. But I better expect some gratification. At least not from that Plastic man.
Her only real threat is Peni Parker Livewire. You're old news already bitch.
Now Manta, it's ok. We know who's going to win, but the fact still remains that the heroes need to be taught a lesson. We'll break their pride, their hope, their dreams. Top 8 for both Miss and Mr Yea Forums will be villains. No heroes. Nothing to their name but shame and humiliation.
You got my vote, your hotness. I mean your highness *smirk*
Greeting evildooers. Is anybody interested in UNLIMITED POWER?
I guess. What you want?
Listen chrome dome! I'm gonna kick Spider Man's ass once again! I might even join a Sisterhood Six. I'm just as much of a fine ass bitch as that bratty princess! Miss \co\ is mine!
Sure thing, just dont hold back on going after Zeus if he doesnt pay up, im sure not stopping you from that.
Well ,my meat baggy friend, First shake my hand....and throught your body will flow the galaxy.
AAAAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
SCREW YOU AZULLAAAAAAAAA
Ya I’ll get right on that
I’m listening
Sisterhood six? Really?
Sure. Shake any of them. I wanna see what happens.
They called it the Syndicate. Sounds goddamn generic compared to my suggestion.
>Shakes Hand.
>Enters Meatwads body.
> Starts to mutate it.
NOW LETS SEE WHAT CAN DO. yOU HAVE 1 DAY WITH FULL POWER BEFORE......I TAKE RESIDENCE.
>FORGOT THE IMAGE
Hey everyone, what did I miss?
Don’t fall for it, Meatwad!
Well, this is what happens when you idiots let someone else take charge! Also, I’m not a clone!
Too late. How do we save him?
Cipher! You still owe me for that little incident in Gotham you pulled.
Hard to find good leadership these days.
Uggh, I got humiliated by devilman, alright lex, I give up, your leader of the legion again, it's clear I can't control these idiots, besides shredder of course.
Devilman killed Krona, beat the crap out of Shredder, the moon got huge chunks blow off by a rampaging Wonderwoman and the meatball blew up half the Hall of Justice with missiles.
Oh hey fluff, sorry about that....that what can i say, I don't roll that way. Still how's that daughter of yours? Do you go still for walks:)
He’s also possessed by a demon. You’re a soul guy. Can’t you get rid of it?
Plus we ran out of little soaps in the bathroom
Sounds like an inside job
Well, i could, but its bad sportsmanship to get between others selling out their souls, you know, unwritten rule between us folks that make shady deals like that and all.
Well Meatwad’s already eaten some people, we’ll lose the contest! Eating people is not classy! We’ll be known as the freaks who eat people, like rednecks!
HA!
I knew this пapeнь will not be the leader for that long. Welcome back, Alexander!
Besides fella, if I am not forgetting....NOBODY WORSHIPS YOU ANYMORE. In other words, you have as much as me in this mortal realm...unless you sign a deal....
But who would do such a thing?
>Mini soap falls out of his pocket
Ignore that
Alright, I've just come back from fixing the roof. NOW what's going on?
Listen here Cipher... Either you help me with my Joker problem or SnowFlame going to learn what really happend to that stash that went missing.
Learn to catch up. Meatwad’s possessed and eating people.
the frag is happening here?
Hay Bill how about a deal? Meatwad for..... this cake!?
We got kale for days
We somehow get less done then normal
Meatman got possessed and wrecked the Hall of Justice. But not in that order
There's no minisoaps in the bathroom
Buddy, love your work, but Hades signs no deals, he offers them. Besides, i got Walt himself sitting in the Underworld, compared to him you´re adorable on the Eldritch scale.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU CARL! GET HIM HAND BANANA!
Can't believe you missed devilman, he showed up and beat the living shit out of the legion of doom and killed krona, horde prime gave up his power back to lex.
Heh, good luck with that. That drug addict can only attack physical beings....and when i get here through our meaty friend NOBODY WILL BE ALBE TO STOP ME! Besides his stash was weak. You should check what ZEUS has. Saddly he never shared with the flameboy over there.... I don't know why.
>Whispers to meatwad.
Hey why not show them your new powers? You know...UNLEASH THE CHAOS.
Yes. master
>Attacks the Legion
the main man can't Always be on this garbage dump called earth.
I'm a busy man with all the bounties i collect.
True ,That fuck is sick....BUT SOON I WILL BE HERE FOR REAL.
Also....did you not invite him as to keep the rent up?
.....
Oi, Lobo, i heard those two said you couldnt show em who the boss is.
Sorry, buddy. I am on a Soul only diet
He invited himself in. Its not like i could stop him. has been feeding on the souls of Disney employees for years now.
Someone call Mabel Pines.
Not like it’d be any better, Lex.
Don’t tell Serpentor that. Well, when he gets back from the hospital, I mean.
Shit. That sounds wilder than the average Saturday.
Worst news I’ve heard all day, damn it Luthor!
BASTARD!
At least we have kale.
Keep him away from AT&T and Warner! I can’t handle another buyout!
Imma borrow your eyes. Kay?
I'll take of this. HEY MEATWAD!
You know that you may be possessed by that triangle yellow boy and also do some stupid shit even against your taste? Like a hunter to hunter, I would say he is cyкa блядcкaя, who needs to get lost even from Legion of Doom. How about you show some classy moves, Lobo?
I’m going to pin your confession on my wall.
Unless you look for me.
Someone kill Meatwad before I do!
Thank you, Kraven! Now let’s piss off the vegans and fry some meat!
OR i roast YOU.
>cue the fires of Hades set loose on Meatwad.
>fries all your tech
I must obey my master
I go to the washroom, get changed into some more comfortable clothing, and I come back to find Meatwad attacking the Legion. We just fixed the roof! Goddammit, why can't we have a normal relaxing day.
With full power shouldn’t you have the power to fight Bill off?
I HAVE BEEN HEALED, THANKS TO COBRA’S MEDI-VIPERS!
NOW THEN, AS CO-LEADER I MANDATE THAT WE BAN MONGOOSES FROM THE ORGANIZATION! NO MORE OF THOSE FIENDISH CREATURES!
Oh, hello, Luthor. Are you a clone?
You will die, Meatwad!
>Puts out the fire with Mr Mister Powers
>As you attack you notice that Meatwas body is now only growing from any energy attack and all physical attacks just sink in the beaty substance.
Oh, What is this. News flash. Meatwad was never solid so no mater how much you bash him it will only tickle him....but on the other side here is a question....HOW BIG ARE STOMACHS.
>Tendrils of meat lash out towards the attackers mouths.
>covers up his head while backing out.
>whistles and Cerberus comes rushing through the wall.
GET HIM BOY.
I wonder why...*Glares*
Perfect. Three mouths to suck my cock and balls. Thanks Hades.
AХAХAХХAХAХAХAAAA
The Great Hunt begins now!
dodging with my speed from herbs and plants
LEX! We need to call that blue guy with a dot on his head! He can make something out of it!
You can play dumb all you want but we both know you fear the The God of Cocaine, the only being capable of keeping you supplied in the Mindscape.
MANHATTAN! MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL!
PREPARE YOURSELF DOG
Is this how it ends? Killed by a friend?
Nope, it's the real deal, also lex is leader again, horde prime surrendered his leadership and has retired from the legion, he said he'll probably come back later but not anytime soon.
What do you want, Luthor?
FOOL! I HAVE WON EVERY COBRA EATING COMPETITION! AND MY DNA CONTAINS THAT OF MANY GREAT CONQUERORS WHO CONSUMED MEAT EXCLUSIVELY!
I LOVE MUNCHING ON MEAT!
>opens mouth
Meatwad, please. Don't make me do this. You're my...friend, after all. Fight it! Or I will do what I must. For the balance of the Metaverse. For your own sake.
Make meatwad unpossessed, please. Or at least nerf him.
THEY ARE FRAGGING DEAD!
>looks at the meat tendrils incoming.
Im gonna leave that guy to you folks, im better at the talk, Cerberus can deal with that! Ciao!
>Hades disappears in a puff of smoke and Cerberus jumps it!
It never ends,you know that. Also I kinda owe him. He also said I could spill grape juice on Lex’s papers if I win.
>Cerbers jumps in Meatwas only to be absorbed. Now meat was fuming out flames and from time to time come out randowm paw swipes at anybody near the inferno which is Meatwad.
Disgusting. Good thing there's a thing called Unicorn hair. You don't think I wouldn't know? Go touch something else, you freak.
>Activates yellow power ring
I'm done for the day. Bye!
>Flies off as fast as possible
NO, MY DOG.
Hay guys is now a bad time to do my impression of the joker? I’m doing it anyway.
IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD!
Sinestro, since when did you allow that girl one of your rings?
It's not worth it, I saw the future, you were dead by him, he doesn't do what he offers. He is a liar, and you must know it.
Oh okay. Sorry everybody.
No mention of society. Disappointed.
zombie hulk want toilet paper!
>stumbles out of the infirmary
good lord what happend? what was that giant blue man? and why is my groceries all over the place?
What are you apologising about Meatwad? You're like the best person here.
Oh fantastic, Luthro is back, I'm not paying my fee because of all the crap that has happened to me today!
w-what, but Horde Prime I thought we were friends
Hey,hey,
I never I lied. I offered ultimated power....but never said for how long.
Also buddy...We still have a deal, no matter if you are going to be boring or COOL.
It’s called loyalty. I love em.
NIGGER!
Goodnight everybody!
"teleports you right into the Sun with some disintegration process"
Either she stole the ring, or the ring chose her. Doesn't matter, since each option means a new headache for me. Goddammit.
Ummmm....Seems warm. BUT NEWS FLASH DOCTOR blueballs. I am not part of your flimsy realm so if you wish toss me in a black hole just for the heck of it. I cannot harm you neither you can harm me.
....But if you wish you can let me invite ALL OF MY DEMON BUDDIES for some real fun.....just tell me for what you wish? You know i have the powers to aid you in that buddy.
It’s not like your deal will go through anyway. You tricked a hunk of meat. He doesn’t have a soul, he’s basically a dead body, smushed into a ball.
Yeah....kinda got that when i tried to assume direct control....Hey we all make mistakes...LIKE YOU PUTTING YOUR PLANS IN THE HANDS OF MORTALS. By the way Zeus says hi from Olympis. You know after everybody forgot those guys they moved in my neighberhood.
Very interesting, but I must say you're out of your dimension, Bill Cipher. I will make you go home, and you cannot do anything about this. You're a mistake, a bug in the code that shouldn't be there.
I will fix it, like programmers do it.
>teleports Cipher into his home dimension and seal all the portals with the snap of fingers
>Nothing happens.
Sorry bud, But as I said you can move my image anywhere you wish, but I AM NOT HERE. I am just a little reflection in the streams of space. Also your powers are bound to this dimesion. As I cannot act with a contract you can not act do the same to me....unless you sign a deal. I am going to leave your sight if you make a deal with me. How about that Blue guy....Also can we make it snappy, even i cannot pour so much energy in one go without being physically bound to this place.
>Looks as his foot becomes faded.
Then I will make sure everyone in the whole Universe will know: never to trust Bill Cipher because all you can do is only make imbalance and chaos even to those people whose like it but after all of this will not do it ever again.
You put a lot of trust in these Meatbags don't ya. Well here is something you probably know from experience. Even if you tell them. Somebody. somewhere will deal with me....and your realm, your powers and EVERYTHING YOU LOVE will be made more interesting.
Oh look at the time , I am almost gone for now.....But you know I will be back AND i will find a bigger fool then Meatwad....and you can do nothing but one thing to stop me from merging real .....kill all life.
>His legs are gone and bottom is becoming transperent.
GOODBYE BILL AND AZULA AND LEGO MAN, SEE YOU NEXT THREAD!
Hah! Good luck with that! No one is dumber than me!
It’s Master Frown! and yes see you next thread!
>Do not worry, Azula. The Legion of Doom, now a subsidiary of Cobra, follows the Cobra Diversity Policy. Gay or straight, all are welcome in Cobra! Just ask Destro!
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