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Ready to receive your seed, Mr. user!
I'm down to clown
Also why was the other thread deleted?
3 for the price of 1
Cause everyone has shit taste.
With gwen
I'm having a thing for Dani these days
same here
I've recently come across the Tangled fandom and since then I've fallen for this beautiful gal. I want her to put me on all fours and sodomize me for the greatness of her dream. In a non gay way of course
she's so underrated
What car would your waifu drive?
>Probably a pink rolls royce phantom
speaking of this... remember she got a twist in her powers and she could create on real illusion at time? that short story by simonson is so random kek
Haven't read anything about her in a while. Does Danielle still use her original powers? the greatest desire/fear illusions?
*drops in*
she on uncanny x-men right now by rosemberg
she was powerless for a good while but got infected by a "warlock", such infections were done by o.n.e.
she was rescued but was acting all warlock-like and that's when we see her using her psychic arrows again (maybe the infection restarted her powers).
later darkbeast heals the infection and she appears still using her psychic arrows even fee from the infection, but I have yet to see her using her first power set
I have yet to read war of the realms, she's clearly using her valkyrie powers there
also, I want rosemberg fired and his run removed from the 'continuity'
Totally serious
You both know the rules
>he likes monsters with mouths for chins
Prim and proper British accent is irresistible.
Is he still taking years between issues?
I wish to tenderly brush her hair, make her something that isn't bug flesh, and smooch her while holding hands.
Hence shit taste.
No one is excluded, including me.
I wonder if all 4 will show up in the same thread
>probably rx7 gen 3
She looks like a fucking dog.
The hubsando thread was untouched, which is rather strange.
Inb4 3dp
>nu she-ra
>steven universe
Ech, this thread really is shit.
Not all of us are faggots
Stop spamming.
Wasn't gonna post anymore most of the rest is lewd.
I don't know honestly
Ren, will you button me?
I'll get the lotion.
The accident wasn't her fault, okay?
Oh no he's down to months now.
Like her mom more, despite only actually appearing in a flashback. Kitty is a funny character though.
Well said
>inb4 thread fucking implodes because a
majority of everyone's waifus are anthro
basado y redpilleado
Here we go
I've been wanting to add her to the chart for a while, but the befunky collage maker doesn't have a grid template bigger than this one with a square in the middle, is everyone just using paint.net or is there an easier way to fill in a bigger chart?
you can drag pictures between the lines which will creates a new square
Wanna get me some of that dirty pirate booty.
I always get the same crap for these, but alright.
Okay, thats new.
Games: Classics.
Show: US cartoon was so-bad-its-good, anime was kinda wasted opportunity
Comic: Good for little other than keeping the franchise in the public's memory, and sometimes the art
For me, it's Cutie
Always choose best sister.
same she's super cute
I love this princess.
My slutty waifu
My knowledge of Harry Potter lore is rather outdated but I'm pretty sure she would end up in Gryffindor.
Laura has a lot of good r34
Bighugelabs mosaic maker
All mine.
Actually. All hers.
BACK UP BACK UP
SAY WHATCHU DO NOW
Damn, I've never been into The Chipettes, but that's some damn good fanart of them
There was gonna be a movie with all of them being older, but it never came to be.
You know this is probably the reason they keep deleting waifu threads and not husbando threads.
Why not just delete that post specifically instead of just everything?
i think it either that, they think they're should only be one "claiming fictional character" thread at a time, or they're gay and only relate to husbandos.
Because once people respond to it, it becomes a roll thread and they only just tolerate waifu/husbando threads, so they'll take any opportunity to wipe them off the board entirely.
It sucks because it's one of those things that gives life to a thread that otherwise would just be an image dump
Can't post my waifu or I'll get banned.
We get it. you don't need to keep saying it.
>What food does Aiko like?
Well, in the game she loves fruit and vegetables, so presumably she's into vegan stuff
Huh... neat!
That artstyle looks fuckin cool.
>Drasna
Nice.
If your waifu isn't pic related, you either (a) have incredibly inferior tastes or (b) haven't watched the greatest cartoon of all time in its entirety.
Knowing Yea Forums, it's probably both.
I'll keep saying it till I am free to post her and show my love on Yea Forums
fuck off WITCHfag
so never?
;_;
Clearly youve never watched teen titans
Ah, but I have user. Even made pic related a while back.
TT probably has the 2nd-best cartoon waifus after W.I.T.C.H. But it's a REALLY distant second
don't engage.
>Don't engage, keep to your cage, stay offstage
>For protection.
WITCHfag, you're wrong and you know it. By the way, there's better waifus out there. Pic related, of course.
Artist?
Here I am. Late as usual.
>Aiko needs some help, how do you do?
I could help her out with a lesson plan, but anything beyond that then I'd just be jollying her along.
>What food does Aiko like?
Christ, it didn't take me long to get repeats this thread... Rerolling.
We could turn this place into some mini Drawthread
you're one to talk.
doin' it
I kinda dig the whole ex whore thing. She might be willing to do it all in bed.
Most people here can't draw though.
I honestly think she's pretty fucking courageous. She stayed with her Queen till the very end and without a second thought would have laid down her life for her. In my mind, she deserves a good ending instead of what she got.
Old chart of mine from 2015...
> Mera
> Kate Kane / Batwoman
> Misato Katsuragi (evangelion)
> Balalaika (black lagoon)
> Faora (mos or new 52 versions only)
> Superwoman (new 52 crime syndicate)
> Zarda (jms's supreme power)
> Karen Page (mcu)
> Remus (wolverine re-evolution)
> Glorianna Silver (top cow)
> Masane Amaha (witchblade anime)
> Kida (atlantis - the lost empire)
> Akima (titan ae)
> Red She Hulk
> She Hulk
I would probably toss Jen at this point.
Adding...
> Sara Pezzini & the Witchblade (top cow)
wait she has SFW art?
post your favorite piece of fanart of your waifu
Adding...
> Domino
> Isabel Kane / Smasher / Messenger (pic related)
> Lady Hellbender
> Scorn
> Spiral
Bossu is that you?
FUCK YEAH, Jane!
>Your folks are meeting Pantha for the first time. How does that go?
Assuming no supervillain attacks, it should be fine. I'll have to lay a lot of groundwork (she IS a pro wrestler, after all) but once they meet her they'll begin to adjust.
Done and done!
LOOK at my wife
Doesn't mean we shouldn't try
This week, anyway.
A request I asked for on the drawthread. Does that count as fanart?
The Legion just got deleted guys. Get ready for this thread to go down soon too. Anti-fun police are raiding everything not Yea Forums enough for them
The what now?
Legion of Doom posting, was a roleplaying thread which is considered against the rules, similar to how waifu threads are considered against the rules. Since the thread got 404'd, it means the mod is up and may not take likely to this thread.
You could do what the Husbando threads usually do. In depth explanation, first date, favorite music, etc. Something to add a bit more depth to your choices.
we do that occasionaly
ok
You and me both brother
do it again
Hey I requested this a long while back. Glad to see another appreciate the drawfriends work.
Yeah, it is a really great drawing. The character doesn’t have a ton of art so it’s always nice to find some more
Let's see
Ah, I see that is very lame. She would be a non-bender clearly
You could try rerolling.
HERE'S COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!
(From just a days ago)
I remember you shared all of your drawings you saved, top tier cute.
Talia and all the other lolirock girls
If people actually explained why they picked their girl of choice and kept it to one girl like a proper waifu, there might be something interesting there. As it is, people just post images because it's basically down to whatever FOTM they want to fuck.
Um user who is that?
That's Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch. Yes, he's a guy.
>3dpd sees my phone
>"aww you have a chipmunk!"
>"Oh that's my wife!"
Introduce your wife more often
I like the evil step milf
I wanna say she'd be a fire bender because of her obsession with power and strength. She'd definitely be somewhere in the battlefield even if she were a non bender.
Was the 80s Brittany not good enough for you
I need extra hairy armpits
I don't know if this is my *favourite* favourite but I do like it a lot.
I hope not
I'd like to have some combination between Alita and Asuka Langley.
BTW: There is a nearly 10 minute preview for Alita on Blue Ray or DVD: youtu.be
News: youtube.com
>Watch Lilo & Stitch as a kid
>Dad jokingly asks if I have a crush on Lilo
>Awkwardly laugh it off and say no, because I secretly had a crush on Nani instead
>Still do
Gotta keep it safe.
The best
If she had an English voice I could see AtLA Azul or Clone Wars Ahsoka Tano
>What jobs could Asuka-chan do irl?
Well, she's already a damn good pro wrestler, so I guess she could make the transition to the regular kind, or just become a color commentator for one of the Japanese promotions. She might even take up ice skating professionally, if she trained hard enough.
Rolling, let's see what's up.
Hope I did this right
>What would your children be like
No doubt taking after their mother, with an affinity for magic, probably less likely to make mistakes from watching her. They would also have darker fur.
She'll be black in the live-action adaptation.
They were nuking these threads long before the chart got made.
Can we get some Ben 10 best girls?
Hard mode: No Charmcaster
bloofu
Who's this?
I prefer the uncorrupted version, that veil does it for me.
Melosa from di-gata defenders
OH SHIT NOT AGAIN
But user, that already exists.
A day off would probably involve a long walk or a trip to somewhere like Shinjuku. Once the chores and daily training are finished, of course.
rolling
I ask myself the same thing. Good quality traits I have are being pretty calm and collective, also hardworking
Where can I find this guy and does he take commissions?
Bless you, sir.
I got it from the thread about the show, don't remember his name.
Outta sync likes to draw her very often, I don't think he does commissions though. Terrible does though, and I like his style a bit more, than Outta's.
Do you think you could post that femshep picture for me, user?
Ah fuck, I got the wrong 3d waifu
>What job could Tomoko-chan hold irl?
Not counting the job she already has? I dunno, probably an office job? Circus strongwoman? Fetish porn idol?
Aaaaaand I'm not answering the question about hugging, because I do genuinely worry about Tomoko Kanda and Hanako Urai finding out about these threads. Besides, there's some lines I'd rather not cross.
Pantha would probably have a jeep, mostly using it to get to wherever her fed is having its next event
>Waifu Thread
Light Spinner is definitely a cutie
This has to be a joke.
Good taste user.
>If you and Marvel Adventures Tigra had kids, what would they be like?
Not forgotten about after five issues, I'll tell you that much.
You know Chloe is just Impa right?
apparently rolls can get you banned on Yea Forums now, even though twitter screencaps and eceleb BS is perfectly fine.
>Yea Forums
There's your problem.
Roll threads have been a bannable offense for a while now
you can't stop people having waifu/husbando charts. You just have to live with it.
I would explain why, but it’s personal and requires telling you the story of me and he.
This is Soraka. She's not just my waifu but she's also sleeping! So please tell your waifus to keep it down.
Colonist War Hero Femshep is best Femshep.
roll
Rolling for
>She needs help with whatever she does, how do I hold up.
I'm a pretty bad healer but I can make people laugh so she heals them. Put some sweat wisdom on them and I'll be the comedy relief.
Thanks user.
Femshep is the best no matter how you play her. I like to go with Earthborn Sole Survivor for maximum edge.
knew it was that guy. wished he uploaded everything onto his account. some stuff is missing
I would do unspeakable things to this mouse
>Would Tomoko-chan get hypnotised?
Probably. I mean, it's only a small percentage of people who can resist hypnosis
I just finished watching Castlevania, and it made me feel something weird that I've never felt toward a fictional character before. Sypha is the most precious thing I can imagine, and whenever she talks I feel the strange urge to hug her and make unintelligible cooing noises. Is this what having a waifu feels like?
Sure
I don't care if the show sucks now, Ruby is always gonna be my bae.
I claim them all
>even though twitter screencaps and eceleb BS is perfectly fine.
Sounds familiar. Don't let Yea Forums turn into Yea Forums, you guys.
I want to say but damn that's good taste.
>Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Zarya?
I could probably wait for a new update that fucks up the balance.
>Asuka-chan stepped into the matter transporter at the same time as *rolls d12* Cass! What sexy monstrosity emerges?
Adorably absent-minded murder machine that gets screwed over by WWE booking?
... I can dig it.
>Oh shit, Volcana got smacked upside the face by a Black Mercy! What does she see, and does she escape it?
She had a nice time at high school, where she and "Skeeter" were popular and they both led normal lives. However, odds are their lives would be TOO normal, so she'd eventually figure it out.
But God hates her!
>what element would Aiko bend?
I'd say Fire but that might be profiling
>Bivvins gang
Based
>What do you think of Marvel Adventures: Avengers?
Probably the best team book Marvel has put out in the past decade
she's a pedophile
Good man. I salute your taste!
yes
She looks like Lydia from the Beetlejuice cartoon grew up and did a reverse ugly duckling
roll
>Calamity Jane HD Kino NEVER
>EVER
>Volcana needs help with something, how useless are you?
She's not really one for sparring partners... maybe help with the housework?
>Why would Vixen like you?
I'm a pretty charming guy, and she'd probably like my sense of humor
All good but the second top one is completely shit.
Mandrama lol.
>Oh shit, Felicia just breathed in some Fear Gas! What is freaking her out?
All the humans she's friends with (including me) treating her like shit
oh god oh fuck
>What does Cass do in her spare time? What are her hobbies?
She's pretty much dedicated her life to her family and business, so for her just spending time with Hiro or doing something fun in the kitchen would be enough for her to wind down.
Baste.
great minds think alike
>Lily stepped into the matter transporter at the same time as *rolls d12* Twintelle! What sexy monstrosity emerges?
A (mostly) unflappable smart sexy movie star with a long tongue and a butt that won't quit?
ME GUSTA
>What food does Zarya like?
I just assume she mostly consists on manga meat
>What would it be like to hug Aiko? What does she smell and feel like?
She's the kind of lady who starts for an intimate hug, then immediately starts goosing you. She's got a decent mid-price perfume - you can't afford too much on a university teacher's salary. She takes care of her skin
>Why do you like Asuka-chan?
Gee, why on earth would I be attracted to the sassy, cute, sexy badass with a style that's all her own? You know, the woman who has brought a genuine breath of fresh air into the WWE?
Real mystery for the ages there...
Milf
Star doesn't deserve you any more
Umaru
Am almost ready with my new chart, don't die yet.
>tfw no official shota x cowgirl porn comic
why can't we have nice things?
>Great, you got captured by some villain. Will Milly be able to save your dumb ass?
She'll need help, there's no doubt about that. Even if this was some villain-of-the-week schlub, she'd probably need backup to get in and out. Milly's adorable, but she's not invincible.
>What are Aiko's hobbies?
Gambling and chronic masturbation. Not necessarily in that order.
Roll
lolicon
Well I guess she could wish for money or something like that but living in Crystal Tokyo kind of makes it moot. Wishing for better grades is kind of silly.
Not bad, but Venus is better.
Satomobile from her ex girlfriend
Rolling to bump thread
>Why would she like you
She would not
>doesn't take commissions
>does't take take lewd commissions
>doesn't even upload lewds to one site, it's scattered across a million porn sites
Is this guy just allergic to money or what?
I swear half the time it's like he's trying to keep a low profile or something.
roll
He clearly doesn't want money then, though him not having all of his work compiled in one place is annoying.
She might be underage, but she's certainly not a lolicon since she has breasts.
Ah, Calamity Jane. The only ginger that will be safe from being remade into a black woman.
My jaw kinda dropped when he dropped that lewd image knowing he actually did it. I wouldn't be surprised if the dude is actually in the industry and is trying to not get fucked over. Shame too, cause his art style is 200%.
As PD, something fancy like a RR or maybe a Maybach
As Rose Quartz, a twingo
>Why do you like Felicia?
She's just so darn sweet...
>Aiko seems pretty down. How do you cheer her up?
She responds better when you bring her out of her mood with asshole humor. If that doesn't work, then I'll need to actually talk it out with her and you can bet THAT won't be fun, because actually dealing with shit isn't how Aiko goes through life.
>Volcana seems upset. How do you cheer her up?
I dunno, talking to her like she's an adult?
>What's it like to hug Twintelle?
She's the sort that likes you to melt into her arms. Smooth skin and expensive perfume (I won't care that much, but she bought it for her, not me)
>What jobs could Aiko do irl?
Well... she's been a teacher and a camwhore, so I guess she could split the difference and be one of THOSE streamers.
>Which Lantern Corps would Asuka-chan be recruited into?
Green, no doubt about it.
in the end she said that they'd meet again, so all we need now is that the creator actually keeps drawing it
>Do you have anything in common with Milly?
We both mean well and like to think the best of people.
>What kind of food/restaurant does she like?
Easy, she likes those classy establishments, dressing up nice to eat a fancy dinner with music playing the background.
Green or Star Sapphires.
Once more
>I wouldn't be surprised if the dude is actually in the industry and is trying to not get fucked over.
That might explain why he refuses to get a Twitter.
You can easily get fucked by call-out culture over there.
Or he's just really, really shy and is always trying be on the down-low.
>Oh great, you got kidnapped by HuniePop's BBEG, and now Aiko has to rescue your dumb ass. How badly does she fuck up?
I don't even know what would classify as a BBEG in that setting... the demon mentioned in the HuniePop 2 trailer? Not like I'm going to play it.
Is it possible to actually watch this show?
Yeah, it's on youtube
Still mad that he didn't choose her.
>Milly needs help with something, how badly do you fuck it up?
Short yet fairly well-animated sequence of me playing a moving target as she shoots at me. I survive, somehow, but Meryl will not be pleased at such frivolous waste of company resources
I would hope at least half of them would be OK with me. I'm not hard to get along with but there would be personality conflicts.
>Oh shit, Tomoko-chan got a Black Mercy chucked upside her head! What does she see, and can she break out of it?
... Damned if I know. Maybe a world where she wins every contest, and is an international spokesperson for bodybuilding instead of just the subject of quirky documentaries.
Oh shit, I thought all these replies were just someone doing a super sad thing where they pretend other anons asked about their waifu.
Guess I'll do it.
it's just one user doing one question after another. Most of them are people answering one question and that's it
>Would Asuka-chan's friends get along with you?
Sure, until the inevitable heel turn
You know what they say - simple things please simple minds
>Oh shit, DCAU Vixen has found out about you and *rolls d12* Pantha! How fucked are you?
They'll go toe-to-toe for a while - typical "speed vs ABSOLUTE UNIT" you see in pro wrestling - then realise the only reason they're fighting is because I'm a cheating piece of shit. Then I'm fucked, and not in the nice way.
>Why do you like Cass?
Dedicated, caring and can lay down the law without being an asshole about it.
>Why do you like Aiko?
Well, Huniepop had some decent characters (although the ending needed some work beyond "here's a new mode") and Aiko really stood out. She's technically got her shit together - she's got a good secure job (even if she feels completely out of her depth), she's VERY sex positive, she gives zero fucks... if she weren't so averse to commitment, then she'd be completely perfect. But I see that imperfection and it just makes me want to be the guy that makes her go "Fuck it, might as well be tied to the fuckstick who totally gets me."
One other thing that made me choose her over all the other women in Huniepop - the game is a dating sim, so naturally you get the "pick three dialogue options, but there's only one right option so pick that one". With all the other women, if you pick the wrong one they'll act hurt/pissed off if you didn't read their mind and tell them what they want to hear. Do that with Aiko, and she'll find your bullshit hilarious. You won't get any points and you still fucked up, but she won't guilt trip you for it and won't act like you're dog shit for not saying the right thing. I don't know if that was intentional, but god damn it really should be.
It's just... everyone else in HuniePop is your typical harem anime archetype, right? You got the cute one, the shy nerdy one, the stupid catgirl, the slutty one, the perky one who's dtf, the prude with big tits... they're all well-written, but they're still archetypes. Aiko doesn't really fit any of those, as far as I'm aware. She feels the most real to me. She's the main reason why I'm so pissed off with Huniepop's non-ending bullshit, because she seemed to have an actual character arc going on.
Man, why am I getting so many Aiko questions? Not complaining, it's just weird.
>Great, you got captured and now Asuka-chan has to rescue your dumb ass. How does she do?
Given how badly she's been squandered by booking, she'd probably fail at every turn because reasons, then John Cena would rescue me.
Doubt he's a fan of you either.
>Could Twintelle become a Jedi?
If she was taken in at a very young age, then sure. Otherwise, she'd be a bit flighty for something that requires such spiritual If she did somehow manage to pass, she'd be a Consular
>Why would Zarya like you?
I'm quite charming when I want to be, and I've got a good sense of humor
>What jobs could Milly do irl?
She'd be the cutest manual laborer you ever did see