Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice
We had this in Snyder's DCEU
Alright my fellow heroes, Superman's busy in Kansas right now, so i'll take over today. Does anybody wish to share their heroic plans today?
HELLO BATMAN YES I HAVE A PLAN KILL THAT FIRE SLUT FOR BURNING MY TOMI I MEAN MY HENTAI DOUJINS
Hulk on second week of Italian course. Planning for relaxing trip to Venice. Hulk like gondolas.
Hey guys i brought donuts!
I was shitting out brimstone for a week last time you tried any home baking, Frank.
Go on, I'm listening...
I hope your enjoy your trip, Hulk.
Thank you.
ALRIGHT I KNOW THIS FIRE SLUT LIVES IN THE X MANSION IN MY ROOM AND THAT SHE ALWAYS BURNING MY STUFF WHEN IM SLEEPING FIRST THING WE DO IS TRY AND BAIT HER TO MY CABIN IN CANADA THEN WE LOCKED ALL THE DOORS IN MY CABIN THEN WE FREEZE HER FOR THE NIGHT UNTIL SHES FROZEN THEN WE KILL HER FROZEN CORPSE
Well, I figured if nothing happens today, I can stay at home and maybe read some stories to the Pygmies and the kids. You're all free to come listen as well of course
Yall niggas sleep
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Such as shame I have a key to this place. You can blame Tony Stark for that one. Now, not only do I know your plan, but your possession's you hidden in here are burning as we speak and I made sure your room in the X-Mansion is being filled to the roof with Sky Bison crap. It'll take years to get the smell out. Have fun!
I lost my superhero costume! Have you seen it guys?
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Hello Bats I am Jok--FUNNYMAN! Man with the power to create laughs!
I have a dastardly... GOOD plan to finally destroy yoooooooooINJUSTICE! yes Injustice.
All you need to do is follow me to my HQ, which is totally not an abandoned toy factory in Gotham! It'll be fun!
That's alright. I need to stay here today.
SOUND THE ALARM
Not sure. Do you remember where you last put it?
*cocks pistol*
Drop the gun Batman, heroes don't kill
BUT DAREDEVIL ITS JOKER WEARING A MUSTACHE
Ho ho ho ha ha.. GOODNESS HEAVEN LOOK AT THE TIME! I HAVE TO GO AND UM DO HERO DOINGS, I'LL BE LEAVING NOW BYE!
*runs towards the doors*
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
Batman does not use guns, you must be an imposter!
HES DAREDEVIL HES A GOOD GUY
LOTS OF THINGS AREN'T FUNNY, JUSTICE LEAGUE!
All of you best know how to use those things, cause when the Phantom strikes, lightning slow (old jungle saying)
If he was a good guy he would have not threatened funnyman with a gun. its simple.
Now go and get batman to rape the goddamn joker.
FUNNYMAN IS JOKER WEARING A MOUSTACHE HIS TRYING TO TRICK US OK AND ALSO RAPING ? THATS GAY
I think we all need to settle down
why don't we get Batman to rape Funnyman instead, he's like a harmless budget version of the Joker, it would be good practice
This is now officially an act of spamming.
Each and every single one of you fucking roleplayers need to fuck off to
Not even /pol/ would like you
Hello, it is I tomino tell me I heard a shriek somewhere I'm here to find a female for burning some sanctuaries
Greetings from Yea Forums, I am ogon bat, one of the very first superheroes even before superman came around. The other jp heroes and I just stopped the legion of dooms plans from sinking the island.
Thanks Ogon. You really did a good job saving the day for us.
Guys, there's an imposter!
Hey I've killed people
What are you some anti hero?