First movie: Woke SJW with sass and attitude

She wasn't a woke SJW, though. She's young and political, but she literally says "I have no friends" in the first movie. She was always considered a weirdo.

Then why is she wearing that opressive sexist dress/apron or what ever that thing is?

They just said "a likeable, attractive white supermodel like Mary Jane is too retrograde, let's replace her with an edgy, cynical black goth who brags about everything and inflates her accomplishments while acting too cool for everyone and ranting disjointedly about slavery and government spies.

But she wouldn't enter the Washington monument since she thought it was built by slaves

Sounds like a /soc/ poster

And no one likes /soc/ posters.

Based

>If they wanted to change her to appeal to Yea Forums, they'd have recast her entirely. And I don't mean with a white girl. I mean as a dickgirl.
ftfy

If she was meant to pander to Yea Forums,she'll shot mosque and regurgitate memes

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She’s also a weird conspiracy theorist with weird morals

Third movie: she isn’t just MJ, she’s Q.

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>Implying the Yea Forums audience is worth pandering to.

She's fucking ugly. Of all people. if you want to blackwash MJ so much at least put someone more presentable

I know plenty of cute mullatos

guys, mhear me out!

What if MJ becomes the new Ironheart?

I'm like the only person who likes her, right? She reminds me of Jane Lane from Daria. Like, okay, that's not Mary Jane... But I like what she's doing outside of that context.

*mullatas

Are you attracted to black dudes?

>she's black and female, that automatically makes her an sjw

Never change, incel

>he doesn't like x character, that automatically makes him an incel

Never change, based retard.

>who blurts out inane trivia
she did that in the first movie too though I thought

English is a non-gendered language. We go with the one we use all the time.

This. She's a teen to thinks too much.

>English is a non-gendered language
To its detriment.

>non-gendered
Nigger, what? English is super gendered, we use male to refer to the generic unless it's an inanimate object which we have an attachment towards, which becomes female. It's only been recently that people have been changing that.

Do you have any idea what a nightmare things would be if English had to follow gender rules?

Like German?

Like Old English?

Because people who speak gendered languages as their first languages keep immigrating here and not assimilating.

>Peter I must secure the existence of your people and a future for the white children I'll have with you

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>the white children I'll have with you
user...

Post-ironic era mixed race girls have replaced the big tiddy goth girls, get used to it, bigots.

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Based

She's fine. You have to remember, Yea Forums has a vocal population of EXACTLY the sort of guy that the comic book nerd from the simpsons is a parody of: sweaty gatekeepers that have a specific idea of what they think comics should be and has nothing but disdain for anything that disagrees with their headcanon, up to and including actual canon.

Mix that with /pol/ crossboarders and presto! Mary Jane as anything other than bleached rice with a red wig and perfect supermodel looks is literally white genocide and anyone who doesn't agree is a traitor. Western civilization has already fallen, this is the proof, and you didn't stop so its all your fault reeeeee.

Most people are fine about it. But the people that hate it are going to whine like babies about it for at least the next decade. Just get used to them and tune them out.

what a fucking cuck

Oh no, you called me that exact same thing you always say. How will I ever recover.

I should be thankful you didn't find a way to work the word s o y in there, otherwise I would have literally died from the overwhelming force of your topical, cutting memes.

>reddit spacing

At this point, if the MCU did a movie about a super heroine beating people to death with a dick larger than my forearm I probably would watch it anyway.
They've been promising us gay shit since phase 2 or so, every movie they say "yeah we really need to do some more gay rep, promise we'll do it next time".

Just do it you cunts, get this over with

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Don't date black women
> youtube.com/watch?v=GtRJvggPdFc
if women at all (MGTOW), wait for the fembots/robowaifus or help develop them.

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The recent incursions of discord trannies on multiple boards have actually made most of Yea Forums hate dickgirls/traps

seemed like a different character

that's not what a gendered language is you fag

Language evolves for the better.

She is supposed to be out of the norm so they dropped the extreme sjw bullshit personality to that of Wednesday from Adams family

Then again teens dont have real personality and just flip it based on what suits them

I'm surprised a lot of people find her unattractive here. She looks pretty attractive for mullato especially in MCU spidey movies

Conspiracy theories may not really work in a world where everyone is very well aware of all the details about the weird shit that's going on

Only applies to black guys
With white guys their like kittens

>everyone is very well aware of all the details about the weird shit that's going on
Please, Fury alone has so many layers and hands on so many shit.

>Not finding a white egg donor and getting in vitro fertilization so you can give your white husband white babies
Do you even white-worship?

Leave my waifu alone

They definitely changed her personality. Probably because nobody would be rooting for Peter to get with her if she had her abrasive personality from Homecoming, so they made her awkward but nice instead.

They didn't want Peter to look like a beta groveling after a girl who bullies him

user... even the Smithsonian Museum says that slaves owners hired out & got paid for there slaves labor by the Gov. cutting the stones for the monument & the wood for the scaffolding, so when when the guy shakes his hand like that, indicating part of the labor was in fact from the enslaved.

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>Did they change her to appeal to the Yea Forums audience?
I liked her. Really it was just that scene in the trailer that I thought was stupid.
>"Oh you like me therefore I have value. Jk, you look pretty too."

But I thought the whole love thing needed more build up, especially because there wasn't anything between them in homecoming.

What I don't get is how he suddenly likes her between the two movies. In the first one he barely notices her

Shouldn't that make it her favorite monument? All her favorite things are about death and misery, like the necklace, and the Eiffel tower, and that bridge.

Or is it just when white people die fuckig SJWSKidding, her character's just inconsistent.

They were trying to make her Aubrey Plaza style quirky, and failing hard.

yeah the point is to adapt MJ's original 60s/70s facade to the modern age for the setting they've placed the main cast in

Her quirkiness is obviously a mask though, the movie spells it out for you

She says that to fuck with the teacher. It’s one line, and it’s entire purpose was as a joke. She enters right afterwards.

>that scene where she sneaks peaks at Peter changing

Wow, I'm sure that would go over well if the genders were reversed, huh?

I thought she sat outside and read a book

Okay, I'll still pass: youtu.be/B-PHQse8fLE

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Her entire character arc is based off constantly stalking Peter throughout the two movies, in no way would any of it work with the genders reversed.

She was outside and told Peter everyone else was in the monument when he got there.

Like all outspoken feminists and cynical teens, she is literally insecure about her emotional needs as a woman, and puts up a shell because of it. This is so blatantly simple, that of course Yea Forums can't parse it and instead thinks they're being bullied

Yes it is, you double fag.

I haven't seen the movies, but this "MJ" literally looks like a man. Seriously, if you cover her hair, her face looks indistinguishable from a man's.

Fag

Based Disney/Sony showing the true nature of feminists

Its only a secret to incels. Feminism is how you save face from all the things you dont like about being a woman. Presto

No shit but what does that have to do with a proper MJ?

I always thought white MJ was difficult cunt too, but I'm not really a Spider-Man reader

Yea Forums isn't /pol/ you fucking nigger redittor

>implying Yea Forums isnt /pol/
/pol/ allows other boards to exist for its amusement. They even allow SJWs to be jannies to make believe that they're accomplishing something.

You're the type that would think Yea Forums is made up of a bunch of elite hackers.

>First movie: Woke SJW with sass and attitude
u wot?

You sound like the kind of nigger who unironically reports people for saying the nigger word, as if there are people on Yea Forums who still unironically post without proxies.

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She is attractive ugly. You know those people who come across as attractive and and ugly at the same (one people find them attractive and some people find them ugly) depending on which features you’re looking at.

As an example see Adam Driver. I’ve seen girls fangirl I’ve thin and I’ve also seen fangirls call him rat face

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Why the fuck would accusing someone of visiting other websites be a slam dunk putdown? Like any sane person would spend all their time in this cesspool.

>First movie: Woke SJW with sass and attitude
>Second movie: Conspiracy theorist with aspergers who blurts out inane trivia
Those aren't as far apart as you're implying.

that just looks like a tanned white girl

AHEM.

Nigger.

That is all, carry on.

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Not exactly disproving that user's point huh. The entire place is infested with /pol/ shit, you can make the most innocuous thread imaginable and /pol/ shitters will shove their way into it for no reason.

First movie: Space occupier who reveals at the end that she is MJ which is meant to be played as a twist for everyone familiar with Spider-man because it isn't a ginger or even attractive.
Not only was the main love interest Liz race-lifted, so was MJ.
The bigger issue seems to be that they wanted her to be goth/emo, but instead made her a feminist who has shirts that reflect this.
Second movie: New main love interest and has to not be a "damsel in distress" lest one makes the snowflakes cry.

Calling someone a nigger for acting like a nigger isn't /pol/. Niggers have been around longer than /pol/ sweety. Same with incels, roasties, spics, nips, fags and even pedo. You'll be called all sorts of things if not worse in real life.

Yes, it fucking is. Yea Forumsumbler is the exception, not the rule.

>They don't know what the fuck they are doing.
>Worldwide:$621,932,743
>They don't know what the fuck they are doing.
kek

>her

Thats a man, baby.

Nigger.

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Get out more. One of the most attractive women I've ever worked with was black as the night.

Sounds like you just have awful taste.

>One of the most attractive women I've ever worked with
>ever worked with
What wierd parameter is this supposed to be? Do you work with supermodels? What's the takeaway here?

You know Modern English is basically a cant of Old English right?

A slang version designed to be easier to speak.

What feminist shirts did she wear?

Kek

I've met a lot of people in my life. I didn't want to go to the effort of a complete mental inventory of everyone I've ever crossed paths with. I've also worked with a lot of people, but it's a manageable number. It's the latest group I could stuck her into without being dishonest.

>Never leaves basement
>Hears off things outside of basement that disagrees with preconceptions
>tells others they just be wrong because nothing exists beyond one's own preconceptions
KeK

>the hottest person ive ever met is a subhuman monkey
It doesnt sound like you're in any position to be telling anyone else to "get out more".

KEKKK BROOO.

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I think she was just being a jerk on purpose and didn't really care. Saves her the trip into the building.

she was wearing a joan of arc shirt in 2

Nah they just don't give a shit, she can have a whole different personality in the next movie and people will still throw their money at the MCU Spider-Man movies.

What the hell, how is Joan of arc feminist?

She's a super insecure mulatto chick that has a crush on a dorky white boy.

Yeah, I actually liked her in the second movie.

I didn't like her in 1 but thought she was great in 2.

Based

That was more so Zendaya’s obsession with Joan of Arc

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Enjoy some brown

What is this? If it's porn I'm not clicking.

To be fair, asking anybody, male or female, not to be downcast when they may very well have damn good reasons to be is ignorant and patronizing

Anyone else think it was weird when she told Ned and Peter to install a VPN app on their phones, the proceeded to talk about NordVPN for the next five minutes?

Who is "the government" that was supposed to be tracking them? The American government? The Italian government?

I just watched the movie, I liked it a lot. I usually like the early parts with marvel movies and dislike the endings but this movie had the opposite effect on me, dreaded the first hour and loved the second.

>Good stuff
>Nailed Mysterio as a megalomaniac retard douchebag.
>The fat guy and the girl dating was dumb at first but really grew on me and the ending was perfect
>The part when Peter built his costume while tony music was playing
>Nick presence (despite the dumb twist)
>Peter in general and how he always screw up his normal and superhero life trying to do both
>Building flash into venom somehow
>Peter finally having spider sense really show the guy is fucking unbeatable in a close fight

>Bad stuff
>If you know Mysterio shtick the whole first hour can be really dumb and boring
>MJ and Peter
>Not enough May
>Not enough spiderman and NY, seriously, the last 3 minutes of spider just swinging were so good
>Could had done more with the class
>NotFury is incompetent
>CGi is bad sometimes really offputing, seriously, just put Tom Holland in the spider suit sometimes, no need for the cgi, it really shows he is not there.

Lastly, the post credit movies were really fucking good till the dropname, they really build spidey as a menace to the city in a more believable way that the comics ever did and set ups a third movie with the green goblin probably and a origin story so when he tries to quit due to the entire city harrasing him he remember his uncle ben but drop naming peter is just so dumb, it opens a can of worms that I know for sure will not know how to handle and if for the love of god they show Mephisto I am gonna shoot the marvel writers.

Also, why the fuck didnt peter have spider sense since the beginning? when did he lose it? He had it in Infinity war.

Also Mysterio death was hilarious to me
>Oh no, Mysterio is dead again!

It's Jeanne D'Arc.

piss off, frenchie

>If they wanted to change her to appeal to Yea Forums
Please, there's nothing they can do. Yea Forums hates everything.

>>Building flash into venom somehow
What?

I can't think of a more cucked position than having to pander to Yea Forums, actually. I'm glad this place is still a cesspool just because of that.

I enjoy it when people shit on my opinions. FFH is my favorite Spider-Man movie because I love cutesy, awkward romantic drama and tsundere girls. I still really like the Raimi movies but I can't watch a lot of scenes without feeling embarrassed for the actors.
I also dislike Into the Spiderverse and think it's overrated

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>Thor 2 above anything
seek mental help

Comic books.

She's black? I thought she was hispanic.

fuck you i hope you die

But what in the movie suggests that?

>being in this much denial.

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Half black.

>Feminism is how you save face from all the things you dont like about being a woman.
No, feminism is how you cope with being convinced by jews that all the things you're actually good at are no longer valuable.

You're right, the feminist-insert character was intended to showcase how emotionally frail and worthless women are. You have a strong grasp on reality.

SHE'S SO FUCKING UGLY

WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THIS CREATURE IS ATTRACTIVE?!

I mean, she had like two minutes of screen time in Homecoming, obviously the sequel would have to make her less one-note.

>Claims Yea Forums isn't ALL racist
>Uses racial slurs while doing so

Really wimbles my bimbles

Saying nigger is perfectly it's owned by the Japanese and they don't give a fuck about racial slurs.

I like how she chilled the fuck out and started acting normal after she confirmed Peter was Spiderman. I couldn't take much more of her nihilism.

You sound like the type of guy who shits in a sock to not have to leave his computer

Dilate

They were claiming Yea Forums isn't all /pol/ ... Yea Forums is all nigger.

You seem to enjoy shouting racial slurs in a thread about Spider-man. Would you like to talk about that?

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wait, which parent is the female?

Depends on who's writing her. She's been particularly difficult these past couple of years to facilitate her not needing to be around Peter's supporting cast.

eh it seems she just grows up a bit out of the sjw shit.

I actually did like her a lot better in the 2nd movie. I wrote her off as being another shallow sanctimonious twit in the 1st movie, but 2nd movie, she's more fun nerdy and quirky in a likable way rather than what idiots think appealing quirkiness is.

I wanted more of them interacting, it was cute

Yes it is .Fuck you murderers .If you didnt want it to be,you'll do something but just like the muslims you choose to ignore the radicalized and bury your head in sand

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You truly are retarded arnt you

So you think immagrants make natives start talking different? Jesus H user go outside

But could they not get actual black girl? I am all for WMBW propaganda but at least get real black girl to play her character.

>doesn't have jungle fever
Look at this fag.

shut the fuck up you kike nigger tranny cunt, nobody here is intolerant.

More like not having an AIDS fever.

Conspiracy theories are more alive than ever in a world where Hydra successfully infiltrated absolutely everywhere only to get BTFO and some African hut village turned out to be a supertech power.

She looks and speaks just like my aunts ex-husbands niece, who I treated as a cousin growing up.
My dick is confused

If you understood the legal situation between Sony and marvel, you'd know why. Unfortunately you are a brainlet. Aside from Peter ANY interpretation of a character used in this movies cannot be used by both sides if the deal falls through. That's why MJ, May, Ned, Betty etc are all different from normal. That's why her name is Michelle.

They quietly introduced a subplot about Flash having a bad relationship with his parents, thus supposedly implying Flash will get a bigger role next movie, and that of course can only mean Venom, duh!

It's the funniest thing because my sister had that exact thought process, not because she cares about Flash as Venom but simply because that's all he's known for these days, we were just talking about the hints of his family issues and what they could be leading to and she just randomly went "...Venom?"

>If you didnt want it to be,you'll do something
Such as what? Ways to police each others' speech here are limited. Are you asking someone to arrange a /pol/ meetup and shoot it up? If so, be the change you wish to see in the world.

They could remove the character entirely and still hit those numbers. People aren't seeing it because they love this unique take on MJ so much.

I mean, half the movie is about the romance subplot, people clearly don't hate it