How would the Christian God fare in the DC Universe? Only Yahweh's canon biblical feats count (weather manipulation...

>le iron lololol
Oh boy, here we go again with this bait

So, iron is God's kryptonite.

Old Testament Yaweh was pretty much Bronze Age Superman. New Testament God is Captain Marvel, Wonder Woman, Dr.Fate tier.

It's said he created the Earth, it's not really specified that he created the entire universe.

>only canon feats
>no omniscience no omnipotence
Choose one
This guy gets it

Could he beat Zeus?

>No bullshit like omnipotent
>And looking at them Jesus said to them, "With people this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."
Suck it atheist faggot. God is omnipotent.

That was just an angel you retard.

>created the universe
>flooded the entire earth
>moved the ocean
>brought people back from the dead
entire dc universe BTFO

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Jacob wrestled with an angel.

Are you a retard? Old testament god created the entire universe, destroyed the entire world with a flood and then remade it again, created angels, summoned chariots of fire for his prophets and hordes of bears to attack their critics.

What crack are you smoking that you think thats Bronze Age superman?

>omnipotence" or "omniscience"
user, God is Doc Manhattan and Captain Marvel Tier. He'd honestly go to to to with Lobo, Darkseid and other Fourth World types.

The jannies are just being the laziest fucking cocksuckers today

That's not a feat. That's just Jesus praising his father. Yahweh was canonically beaten by Chemosh

>be zeus
>be born, not truly immoral, have weaknesses and can be beaten
>be GOD, have always existed, no weaknesses, literally impossible to be defeated

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Chemosh

>"Then he said, “Your name shall no longer be called Jacob, but Israel, for you have striven with God and with men, and have prevailed."

Jacob was renamed Israel (struggling with God) It's very obvious that Jacob wrestled with Yahweh himself, the angel stuff is just a judeo-christian cope.

Not canon to the Koran.

>created the sun, the moon, the stars
Sounds pretty conclusive to me.

Cope. Chemosh eats jobbers like Yahweh for breakfast

damn, I just googled that. wft, how have I never heard of this?

I like that someone is making fun of the endless wave of cross board "versus" shitposts and yet Yea Forums is taking it completely seriously.

The Koran is the definitive canon.

Huh, just re-read the passage. Reminds me of something Odin would do as opposed to Yahweh. I wonder why the "man" couldn't overcome Jacob. Did God just take the form of a man and put human limitations on himself?

>and can be beaten
By who?
As far as I remember, the only one strong enough to tango with Zeus is Typhon

>flooded the entire earth
>moved the ocean
>brought people back from the dead
How does any of that helps him to defeat Superman? Also, flooding the Earth took 40 days, it wasn't an instantaneous feat

Classic Yahweh fanboys like to keep it secret.

>created the universe
Even if we say Yahweh did that, according to Genesis 1 it took Him 7 days to do everything. He'd probably get speed blitzed by Flash or Superboy Prime before that.

That is because Allah, He is the Truth, and it is He Who gives life to the dead, and it is He Who is Able to do all things. S. 22:6 Hilali-Khan

Do they not see that Allah, Who created the heavens and the earth, and was not wearied by their creation, is Able to give life to the dead? Yes, He surely is Able to do all things. S. 46:33

All that is in the heavens and the earth glorifieth Allah; and He is the Mighty, the Wise. His is the Sovereignty of the heavens and the earth; He quickeneth and He giveth death; and He is Able to do all things. He is the First and the Last, and the Outward and the Inward; and He is Knower of all things. He it is Who created the heavens and the earth in six Days; then He mounted the Throne. He knoweth all that entereth the earth and all that emergeth therefrom and all that cometh down from the sky and all that ascendeth therein; and He is with you wheresoever ye may be. And Allah is Seer of what ye do. His is the Sovereignty of the heavens and the earth, and unto Allah (all) things are brought back. S. 57:1-5 Pickthall

Whatsoever is in the heavens and whatsoever is on the earth glorifies Allah. His is the dominion, and to Him belong all the praises and thanks, and He is Able to do all things. He it is Who created you, then some of you are disbelievers and some of you are believers. And Allah is All-Seer of what you do. He has created the heavens and the earth with truth, and He shaped you and made good your shapes, and to Him is the final Return. He knows what is in the heavens and on earth, and He knows what you conceal and what you reveal. And Allah is the All-Knower of what is in the breasts (of men). S. 64:1-4 Hilali-Khan

It is Allah Who has created seven heavens and of the earth the like thereof (i.e. seven). His Command descends between them (heavens and earth), that you may know that Allah has power over all things, and that Allah surrounds (comprehends) all things in (His) Knowledge. S. 65:12 Hilali-Khan

Blessed is He in Whose hand is the Sovereignty, and, He is Able to do all things. Who hath created life and death that He may try you which of you is best in conduct; and He is the Mighty, the Forgiving, Who hath created seven heavens in harmony. Thou (Muhammad) canst see no fault in the Beneficent One's creation; then look again: Canst thou see any rifts? Then look again and yet again, thy sight will return unto thee weakened and made dim. And verily We have beautified the world's heaven with lamps, and We have made them missiles for the devils, and for them We have prepared the doom of flame. S. 67:1-5 Pickthall

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS

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The Presence already IS the Christian God though.

We're talking about the judeo-christian God, not the weird arab fanfic version of him.

It wasn't some power-level versus battle, God could have incinerated Jacob in an instant if He wanted. It was a test of Jacob's character.

>Yahweh

Street-level at best.

If you want to talk about Allah SWT. Just write down his 99 names and its meaning.

He's got the Spectre on his side.

uuuh, if that's all of creation right there, then where the fuck are those bushes
I really hope someone got fired for that blunder

Reminder it's canon that Yahweh could solo the entire Egyptian pantheon.

Just read his 99 names. Like holy shit, this is even more wank than the bible and torah combined.

They were sick that day.

I'm of the opinion that the Egyptian gods didn't real, and the pharaoh's magicians could only make snakes and shit via sleight-of-hand and misdirection. YHVH vs Baal actually happened though, and it was sick

read the bible, he is literally referred to as the ALL MIGHTY and several times it is stated he can do anything. also he at the very least (if you want to low ball it) can create the entire universe + heaven and hell

>not truly immoral
jesus fuck you guys are embarrassing yourselves
zeus is LITERALLY inmortal
that's LITERALLY one of his abilities
seriously guys read a book

stand aside peasants
THIS is what a true GOD looks like

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The Christian God is already in the DC Universe.
God is good. All goodness comes from God because goodness itself is part of God. Justice. Hope. Love. Happiness. If these things exist in the DC Universe then God is already there.

Are there any Egyptian Heroes? Like Cu Chulainn, Heracles, Sigurd?

What are some feats of the blue dude?

Why did Zeus get immortality when his dad (and granddad) didn't have it?

i think he created multiple universes rather than just one

> Yahweh was canonically beaten by Chemosh
What the fuck is Chemosh's power level if he can defeat omnipotent beings?

Didn't they just get imprisoned, not killed?

Based

Given that God can not beat humans, I like it happened (I think they will make them immortal). As long as they do something that breaks karma, they are like living humans and can be killed. They were created by the gods, probably to stop evil and to no longer help humans. If someone raised their hand, it should have been them. They were probably created by God to stop evil and to no longer help humans. They are supposed to fight with other gods. They are supposed to fight with other gods. They do not fight with the gods. They are not supposed to fight the gods. Why should we do it? The important thing is that they were made. And other gods are evil. They were not created to be evil. They were not created to be evil. They were not built to be bad.

Being the bishiest. The BISHIEST.

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Shouldn't God know someone's character without having to engage in Greco Roman wrestling with them?

>Created the universe.
>Also created a mineral that weakens you.

Was God just trolling or was this a HUGE oversight?

He started a heavenly airline.

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And couldn't God just make someone's character the way he wanted it?

Don't try to reconcile omniscience and free will, shit's fucked

Seething religionlets in this thread.
God can do anything.

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Duh, he obviously made it so he can lift it, he just warped reality. Also Zeus could kick his ass.

Are you retarded? God isn't all powerful and all knowing. He's more like Captain Marvel than Great Old One.

No, God at that point was just a mere God of War leading Israel. He doesn't become OP until Revelations.

Who did all that shit in Genesis than? Unless that was a retcon only applied years after the El Shaddai stuff

The Koran is the official canon. God even said Muhammad was the last prophet and that the Koran is law.

But that's still not the same as being omnipotent because there was a rock so heavy he couldn't lift it and then he changed it into something he couldn't

it's like saying you can swallow a block of ice whole and then melting it to drink it
you didn't swallow a block of ice, you changed it

Yes I did. Matter is still matter. That’s science

holy fuck
what kind of deity is this

but you didn't swallow ice, you swallowed water

you donut

Ice is water

God did all that shit in Genesis. He's more or less an Ancient Mesopotamian War God who rose above many by kicking their ass and growing stronger.

but not all water is ice

So he's a saiyan

confirmed

Ice is always gonna be water, it’s the same thing.

but water isn't always going to be ice, so it's not the same thing

Ice is just Frozen Water, Water is just Liquid Ice. It’s that simple.

You know, the first few times I've seen this painting in my lifetime, I could have sword God was topless

Perv

>God is Goku

Oh fuck!

How does Superman punch a being that only has a corporeal form when he wants to, and has a spirit that is infinite and omnipresent?

Ice can be the solid form of water, but by making it not solid you've created not ice
It's so easy

Superman’s taken on infinity, broken out of Hypertime, and punched the World Forger and broke the anvil he used to make universes

Really hard. Next question.

Ice is still Water, it hasn’t changed, it’s always been Water, it just looks more like water now

Except for when you melt it, it's literally referred to a change of state.

It's still water, it's just not ice anymore

I meant the creation of all of reality from nothingness, surely somebody would have to have done so

It’s always been water, deep down, it just looks different and feels different, but Water is water and that’s what ice has always been. Water.

exactly, it's still water, it's just not ice once you melt it

glad you finally understand

>taken on infinity

He punched the concept of infinity?

He broke out of the Infinite Planet created by the 5th dimensional being known as Mr Mxyzptlk

God created everything. Normies can't comprehend that he's pretty efficient and doing a job that would require 5 to 10 gods in any other religion.

to be fair he did take like a week to do it
like a 1/3 of all religions feature worlds that are created instantly and often by accident

Closest thing you'll get is Isis.

>No bullshit like "omnipotence" or "omniscience".
So not really a Christian God then

Nester BTFO

God is Good

Didn't create the water! Remember, when God was creating the world he was "hovering over the face of the waters".

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>Muhammad was the last prophet and that the Koran is law.

Are you forgetting about Joseph Smith! If it wasn't for Joseph Smith we'd only be able to have 4 undarage child wives instead of unlimited Child wives!

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His feats are a bit inconsistent.

>The creator of the universe and omnipotent/omnipresent super being can apparently be taken down with fucking iron

Genesis is a collection of old myths and legends collected together and later retconned to be Yaweh. This is why The Creators of the universe refer themselves as Us and We in the first chapter and then never again. This is also why the creation of Man contradicts the creation story one chapter before. Only later were all these different stories retconned into one story with one God.

He already did. Zeus is now mythological instead of theological.

well isnt things like the speed force connected to God?

Didn't Superboy Prime punch reality itself?

Superboy Prime punched so hard he brought Jason Todd back from the dead. Though god sort of did the same to Jesus so... I guess they're equal?

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