Meanwhile at the x-mansion
Is Kamala still knocked up?
Does it count as sex if it's through a wall?
Don't stick your dick in psychic.
What are pro-tips when it comes to reconnecting with classmates after you turned evil for a while but turned back good?
Treat them to lunch
Laura is sexually frustrated and her ex boyfriend went back to his own timeline, who can help her?
Not me. Last time I fucked her it turned out to just be Wolverine through beer goggles. The scariest part is that I went back for seconds.
Ok guys make sure Jean doesn't make anymore X-men gay. The alt right used to support us until they found out she made Pyro gay.
she is the best at what she does, and what she does can feel real nice.
Ok. Which one of you jackasses made me into a mermaid? Also, get me out of THIS FUCKING NET!
HOLY FUCK DUDE, MY EX GIRLFRIEND DIED AND NOW SHE'S ALIVE AGAIN. NEW GIRLFRIEND ISSUE ASIDE, CAN YOU GET A REFUND ON A FUNERAL, IS IT A THING, WTF BROS
*snikt*
[muffled JEAAAAAAANS in the distance]
[unmuffled JEAAAAAAANS through telepathy]
OK WHO THE FUCK FORGOT TO TELL THE NEWBIES TO NOT BURY THE DEAD UNTIL TWO WEEKS AFTER? WAS IT BOBBY!?
Hey, guys? The sentinels are on the lawn again. They're fucking up Storm's petunias. Also most of our students.
and another one bits the dust.
oh shit, Scott made Emma cum again.
The Cuckoos are fucking pregnant and I'm pretty sure I'm the father!
Not AGAIN.
ALRIGHT JEAN WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY TOMI I MEAN MY MILF HENTAI DOUJINS ?
Ok, very important question: Did you or did you not collect the insurance money on her policy yet?
because I think there's some law about having to return it if they ressurect or you go to Mutant IRS prison
Don't you know you smelly Canadian, I already burned it to move my stuff in.
WHAT ? HOW DARE YOU STUPID FIRE SLUT
So the Cuckoos are preggers. Just letting that be known.
I dare because I can manlet. You know that secret stash you have at the Avengers tower? I'll burn too when you get there. Legion of Doom, League of Superheroes, the YMCA, I know where the magazines are too. They're all going to burn.
ALRIGHT IM GOING TO FIGHT YOU FIRE SLUT
You wanna borrow my new book? I wrote it.
This should of been the first post honestly
Baseball
Don't make me get the bear mace, Tiny. Go back to scratching your fleas and crying about Jean.
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLES!
NEVER YOU FIRE BITCH
DOES IT HAVE MILFS ?
There’s a ketchup in it. Does that count?
I NEED SOME HENTAIS GODDAMIT CAN YOU DRAW SOME ?
THATS IT ?
Seriously? Every fucking Thursday.
What’s wrong with it, you little bitch?
>Kamala Khan sweating.png
Volleyball
>Always. I've got so many babies in my TARDIS of a womb that I've lost count.
Why is there a ball of meat in the mansion?
Are you a new student?
I’m Meatwad.
G-guys? What am I gonna do? I can't afford 12 kids.
Ask Emma for money.
Well... Meatwad what can you do with your powers?
But last time she implanted a new personality in my mind and made me prostitute myself for cash.
I don't have any money to give you. Just try to black it out.
I turn into stuff. Igloos, hot dogs, Richard Nixon.
TELE-KINETIC BLOWJOB
WOOO WOOO WOOO WOOO
Oh, you must be Azula. From the Miss Yea Forums posters and the Aku advertisements.
Kon'nichiwa. Kongo no gēmu no ta no raibaru to no deai wa totemo ureshīdesu.
Marry them off to some multiple men
>So do I, though not nearly as... meaty.
Peni. Isn't there a League of Superheroes meeting you're suppose to be at?
Nah, I'm just here for the eventual X-Men crossover I know Disney will want to do when I get my own show.
But since you're here, I figured we could get to know each other a bit. Since you know, you're only going to make Top 4 at most.
Burn!
Fuck that, I hate Jaime. He owes me money
MAAAAN WHO REVEALED MY SECRETS ABOUT MY SECRET BUNKER FILLED WITH TOMI I MEAN MY GUNPLA COLLECTION ?
I see. You are confident, but lolicons can only get you so far in life before they fail you. nd your X-Men crossover is going to suck, since you'll become gay for Jean while Cyclops cries in the corner. However, I've got more pressing issues to deal with such as burning his collection at his secret bunker then conversing to you.
Hey guys, can I join the X-men? Need to get Jonah off my back again.
Is that a talking meatball?
Yes, Spiderman
Honestly, a talking meatball is fairly tame compared to what some mutants are.
Wolfsbane?
HOLY CRAP! I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH A TALKING MEATBALL!
We can be friends right little buddy?
you're looking for the mansion down the road buddy
Get me some more chocolate milk and sure
No one cared about me until i activated my x-gene.
Dono yō na kuso meinu
Fushigi anata no manga ga shippai shimashita
Goddamned illegal immigrants, coming through dimensions to invade OUR timeline!
We should... we should build some sort of timewall or something
You're some conflicting guys.
If you're going to insult me child, then at least have the spine to speak it in a proper language, not your savage speak.
As Miss Yea Forums, I would happily build a timewall to keep insufferable savages such as herself away from our dimension. She's already stealing Spiderman's career from him, how long before other's come and steal your job. Eventually it won't be the X-Mansion that blows up, it'll be the Z-Mansion because all the mutants from other dimensions will be there. Not here. No one will be here. You'll become obsolete.
Uh Guys? Forge made this future viewing device and well...Never mind I said anything
Tell us what bad future we have to stop this time.
Oh god, what now.
Azula, as much as I would love to see it, now is not the time for a cat fight... or political talk. I think we should leave now. Besides we got a new commercial to shoot soon.
And trust me, you don't want to make Aku mad.
As for you... go to Yea Forums... yeah that will intimidate her.
*Announcer walks on stage*
I'm proud to announce our Miss and Mr. Yea Forums!
Everyone give a round of applause too... SHOCKER AND STAR!
Go get your brain eaten Xavier.
Nobody thinks that's funny.
Just checked again, it's still the same. Should we get Zoom to help?
Fine. I'm coming. There's nothing left the smelly Canadian has that I can burn, anyways.
Is it gay to top my self from the past? Im certainly not Iceman and not gay dead and jaded or anything
Alright guys, i crunched some numbers, considered Xaviers funds and...not gonna lie, but with how often the mansion explodes we´re kinda running low on money!
How we gonna fix this?
Prostitution?
Well, we could either start charging rent, or...
Im not sure how well it would be received, but well, if the girls agree to it someone could probably get some money in before the Sentinels show up again and flatten the place, because if that happens before we get the money? Then its the streets for all of us!
Who will agree to it Hank?
Is it canon that some of the female x-men have mountains of rule 34 drawn of them? How hard would it be to focus in class if one of your professors had hundreds of mating press pictures?
*ahem* FUCK MUTIES
Thank you for your attention.
'K I'm ba-*Sigh* How do these FoH chucklefucks keep getting past security?