This shit actually happen to me

Too fucking real, I don't like it, delete this thread

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>girl used to lay on me before class
>one day the bell rings and she doesn't get off me
>I shove her off not wanting to be in trouble
>she never sits with me again
>I'm a bitter virgin the rest of my life

Do you know anything about her that would imply she’d be a fat psychopath now?

>8th Grade
>Girl in class starts making fun of me
>Reads my notes out loud, laughs whenever I walked by, tells other girls in class that I'm "practically a girl anyway", asks within earshot of kids if I wanted to try her lipstick etc for the year
>Graduation she signs my yearbook saying she really liked me and signed it with a bunch of Xs and Os
>mfw

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>Stereotypical goth girl always approaches me all the time in recess to talk and shit
>'hey, user, that movie seems neat right? Shame I don't have anyone to go with'
>'haha, joke's on you, I already booked tickets with my mates, anyway, gtg.'
>She never approaches me again
>I'm still a virgin 10 years later

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>move to new school sophomore year
>Get adopted by some girls who I hate
>Start talking to girl I sit next to
>We really hit it off and I'm finally feeling like maybe I'll be fine at this school
>She leaves to get emancipated and join the air Force
>Mfw

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>>Get adopted by some girls who I hate
wut?

hahahahahahah

That was the group I fell into

his inner dialogue told him so, after many years of regret

It's true!

just means they hung around user and made him a part of their little group, if at least as a punching bag or whatever.

Something similar happened to me
>be junior(i think) in HS
>catching late bus home cause reasons
>strange people all around, don't know any of them
>sit in back
>eventually bus gets near my house
>at the time 'right hurr" is popular
>tell bus driver to stop "right hurr"
>girl from somewhere up the aisle
>"ooh he sounds cute"
>stand up and walk down the entire length
>"oh"
>get off bus and walk down the block despite stopping the bus right in front of my house

Are girls born evil or are they shaped to be?

Can you imagine what an asshole you'd be if your entire life you were praised just for existing and if it was considered socially unacceptable to hit, insult or disagree with you?

They are born to select and they select cant help it even if they wanted to
Of course selection will always have a cruel component to it

This is the sad reality of it. Women are born and evolved to be the deciders of male value. They're socially and evolutionarily conditioned to disregard undesirable men at best and make their lives miserable at worse.

They usually mellow out when they get older and their own looks (and by extension social value) start to fade, but they're a real nightmare in high school where they hit puberty, realise what they can do to men and effectively become a privileged class (provided they're hot).

We still live in the same town we grew up in, she's a fat, single sjw mother with a black kid.

>are men born evil or are they shaped to be?

Certainly shaped to be.

Que balconazo
Girls would made bets and we're dared to kiss me when they lost, at least that's why I suspected when the prettiest girl in HS asked for it , I never trusted her at all either

Men are turned evil by the cruelty of women

Women who are hot and popular don't really harbour those crushes without giving clear signals of it being true

Maybe she wouldnt have been a fat psychopath if she wouldve hooked up with you? Let that thought keep you awake that night. Disregard what I said if you're also a fat psychopath.

It's Not user's job to save whales from getting blacked and discarded

These days, with Tinder having completely demolished all social pretenses when it comes to boning down for a woman, if a girl doesn't outright tell you she wants to fuck then she doesn't.

>another thread of anons retelling their lost opportunities with girls that showed interest
>tfw I never even had such opportunity
>not once
>25 kissless virgin now
Every time...

>Go to a new school for the final year of high school
>Autistically quiet, spent all the downtime in school playing on my DS
>This one girl always went out of her way to include in group projects or just when people gathered around to shoot the shit during breaks
>Kinda annoying, really wish she'd stop
>One day towards the end of the year she asks me "Who is your favorite person in class?"
>"I don't like any of you in particular"
>She lets out an awkward half-laugh and quickly walks away
>Never really bothers me again
To this day I don't know if she liked me or if she was just looking for validation for being nice to the autistic kid. I tend to lean toward the latter.

As long as they're virgins too, I don't think a single girl throwing a hint a decade ago makes it all too different.

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If anything it makes it worse

I'll never be able to figure out if people that talk like this actually believe it, or if they're just joking.

>Feel like a loser for years for not having had sex
>Put concentrated effort into getting a gf and getting laid
>Not even remotely worth the hassle
Just jack off, guys. It's not quite as good but it makes up in convenience.

I think most of us know, but when you get horny it makes you fucking blind.
Also intimacy is more important than sex.
I mostly just want to hold hands

>be middle schooler, 7th grade
>the fat nerdy kid with long hair
>good boy with good grades
>walkan to class to class like normal
>find my seat and pull out my books
>bitch I dont recognize enters the room and points at me
>"YOU JUST GRABBED MY ASS IN THE HALLWAY!"
>lolwut
>group of girls behind her back her up on this
>"YEAH YOU FREAKING GROPED HER!"
>don't know whats happening so kind of panic
>"The heck? No I didnt"
>she points me out to the teacher and demands I be sent to the principal's office in the bitchiest preteen girl voice imaginable
>teacher doesnt believe I would do that and tells her to report it to the principal if she's really telling the truth
>she looks shocked and offended and storms off it a literal huff
>never see her again
>hear from a friend she got knocked up 2 months later
>mfw
Life's petty little victories truly are the sweetest.

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>girl get asked to write what she thinks about classmates on ask.fm
>I am "cute but quiet :("

I don't care about sex anymore, man. I don't think it ever was about just getting your dick wet in the first place.
It's that to have sex, someone must think so highly of you to want to do this very personal thing with you, over all the other people in the planet.
I just want to feel wanted.

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I want a cute gf though. I don't really care about sex that much

When a girl turns around to you right before class while all her friends are watching and asks if you want to kiss her how the hell are you supposed to answer? I always said no and the girl would turn back around to her friends laughing and say things like "whatre you gay?" I always assumed they'd be grossed out if I said yes.
Untrustworthy Boys would come up to me and asked who I like too. I would make the mistake of telling them one time. They told the girl, girl had a boyfriend. Boyfriend constantly talked shit to me the rest of the school year and the girl seemed to pity me.

I was kind of the opposite, I believed in high school people liked me but looking back on it nobody really did. They treated me nicely the same way they treated the retards nicely. Nobody really tried to connect with me or include me in anything.

-Why?
-Do YOU want to kiss me?
-If you want a kiss you just have to ask, come on ask.
-When I want to Ill let you know

Basically anything that means she needs to do something to not look bad
shittesting 101

Nice job goober

Women born evil user, they never will love you, only love your money or prestige, when you fail, they leave withouth think in you.

Cold facts

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Women can only ever love their kids

Men born virtuos, but women make us figth...all philosophers agree, women are evil

What do men love?

Both

Big tits

When I was nice to somebody or complimented them in HS I did mean it and tried to include people. It was pretty much useless because most of the time they just couldn't trust. It was sad but I get why they were like that. Trusting people is a mistake and leads to pain, they just learned it earlier in life than I did

what a fun time that was

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Oldschool runescape

I was pantsed, but I had casino boxers that had Payday in front so it was funny and I was befriended

Women are born men are shaped. Men have a further extreme which they reach more often than girls. Girls have a lower base goodness but don't deviate from it as much as boys.

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She would have dumped him long before. He would have had fun and a bit of heart break.

Based and redpilled teacher
"Not today bitch"

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Bonding with other men, science, politics, made the world better

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Alone again would imply I ever was not alone.

This feels, man.

>sort of had sex that one time
>never have to worry about it ever again
>can pursue hobbies and interests freely
eh good enough

1 april fools days in middle school this girls that sat behind me in Spanish class ran up and hugged and said she always thought I was hot, then quickly said "Aprils Fools, you're weird."

Didn't bother me much since 1. she did it too fast for it to sink in, 2. she was a bitch anyway, and 3. She had a really great rack that she pressed up against me.

Their moms, of course.
Aside from that men aren't really capable of loving women, they're only interested in possessing sex and everything they do is to achieve those ends.

Holy fuck I knew /pol/acks were delusional but this is new level of crigey high school student-tier drivel. You're the type of faggots that got project Chanology so overly hyped up. You really think Yea Forums exists to push social boundaries? It's just a fucking imageboard.

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holy shit, this was a good thread to read through. Yea Forums never fails to remind me that its full of virgins

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>hot girl messages you
>'hey'
>you reply 'hey'
>hot girl never responds

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>Yea Forums, and this board in general, has always tried to be controversial, to oppose social norms, to push the limits, to be edgy

Bitch are you for real

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This was my middle school's favorite form of mockery. Suffice it to say, it happened to me a lot.

I feel for you user

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>elementary school
>girls would come up to me
>"hey user, i like you"
>"i like you too"
>queue girls laughing
>one of the girls that did it pulled me aside and did it again on the last day of 5th grade
>i shrugged it off
>she was acting like she meant it
>i told her id tell her how i felt after summer
>moved that summer unexpectedly
Ill never know but it wouldnt have worked, because i suck penis now, 15 years later. I always wonder though.

Ha gay

But did you grab her ass, or not?

Go to sleep rddt kid

Yea Forums didnt exist to oppose social norm, it just happened to be the gathering of society's literal losers. There is a different

Though nowadays Yea Forums got too popular for its own good. It is now the playground for literal normalfags who love jerking off to the idea of them being so unique and alienated

Literally impossible to show any amount of sympathy here, my dudes

>Girl tries doing that to me
>I was the pity friend of the cool kids
>Everyone thinks shes a bitch for doing it
>The few friends she had stop talking to her
>She goes to a new school a few months later

>t.justgetoutofthatfuckingclosetalready

mfw every time, anons

>Be in middle school
>First day
>As i walked in class i met the most beautiful i ever seen
>Instant crush
>Too beta to talk to her
>Too beta to sit next to her
>Too beta to accept her friends's invitation to a movie along with her
>Legitly believe that it is out of my league and something is just too good for me
>Force myself in a corner and avert my eyes
>Years past
>Meet her again in a class gathering
>Still the most beautiful girl i have ever seen
>Dont have the guts to tell her that i still remember and think fondly of her from time to time

Feel pretty guilty because my wife is the best thing that happened to me but i just cant get that girl out of my head. I know it wont work out since our interests are in extreme opposite ( she is very outgoing and i am an introverted faggot who literally prefer to stay in house all day everyday) , but it got to the point where i even dream about her occasionally. I guess, like magnet, opposites attract

>being girl-bullied turned me gay
that's really fucking gay that it didn't make you pop a boner instead. unless it did. wouldn't that be funny? haha.

Someone tried to pants me, but I wore tight belts, partially hidden by my shirt, so it was more just someone grabbing my pants and trying to pull them down as I looked at them.
The kid himself was having trouble with being bullied, so I didn't hold it against him. He wanted to get one over on someone else and I looked like a target he could shift things to. I moved on, and his troubles continued.

>when I was a kid girls at middle school used to hug me at random, also would tell me they loved me
>eventually found out they would dare each other to hug guys they found especially creepy/ugly and I was a prime target
>one of them also started a rumor I stalked her as we both walked home and lived on adjacent streets
>take uni writing course years later
>smart cute girl who sits across from me writes me pic related about one of my stories
>still paranoid girls are messing with me so I don't say anything to her all semester
I've spent around 500 dollars on custom girlfriend audios to simulate the experience.

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forget it, user. you're not even on that chick's radar.
>if can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with doodoo doot doo doodoo doo doot

>he kept it
ewww! what an ugly, disgusting, creepy pervert. how many woman have you raped and buried in your crawlspace?

Can you transcript the letter?

The first line is:
>For the record, you're a complete uggo, but I'm turned on by getting pounded raw by men three times my weight, and while you wouldn't be my first choice I figure we can work something out.

and then they write blues songs

oof, that reminds me
>summer classes
>cute grungy punk girl sits next to me and starts talking to me out of nowhere before class begins
>teacher makes us play this game where we go around the room and associate our names to an animal to help get to know eachother's names
>girl goes through whole class and gets to her name
kelly kangaroo
>now it's my turn
>get to her name
>brain shits itself out of nowhere
kathy kangaroo
>looks really upset, says her actual name in a huff
>sits far away from me the next day
>never talks to me again

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society ruins them.
my little niece went from an angel to a slut because everything around her told her that kind of lifestyle was ok.
she's still sweet, but everytime i go visit, her parents are always arguing with her about being around guys and going off with them.

>Girl asked me why I never went to Homecoming or something
>I said nobody asked me and I'd rather shoot myself than buy romance or something as equally pretentious
>She told me "I would've asked you out"
What are the government putting into the Autism this generation?

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pets.
a good dog will probably be the only thing that loves you unconditionally for the rest of it's life.

Same thing happened to me.
Told them that if she was into me that she should ask me herself.
It was the right move. A couple of friends investigated and found out she was fucking with me. You probably made the right move too.

>I would have asked you out
THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU YOU FUCKING DUMB BITCH. Clear virtue signaling. Disregard this thot.

Yes. Every friend I ever had was doing it as a joke. It was a hilarious punchline when one day they all started ignoring me and didn't talk to me for the next two years. No clue how they got two whole classes in on the act.

my entire fucking public school life.

Men create good and evil.

Alright anons getting laid Alone is a numbers game
go to enough Social spaces(malls,Bars.parks,parties e.t.c) and ask enough random women for sex and eventually one will say yes
you might have to ask over a hundred women but eventually one will say yes
source kinda ugly short guy who tried this and eventually succeed after like 50+ rejections

When Adam and Eve were banished from Paradise, I was born.
With the descendants of Adam and Eve I was stolen away and thrown into a new world.
And in this land I was raised, amid the suffering of its people.
At times I comforted them. At times I was their downfall.
One night, I met a man at the station, and he gave me my name.
From that day and ever after, my name spread like wildfire across he land and I made many friends.
One night, I came upon a man standing on a dark street. We grew to know each other well.
My name is the Blues and tonight, and every night, I go forth to meet my friend.
Saturday at the juke you cut loose
Sunday at church you wash away all your sins
And Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday...
It's nothing but the Blues

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VD?

>mass quote
I know you're being helpful but piss off with this.

>>"ooh he sounds cute"
>>stand up and walk down the entire length
>>"oh"

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Yeah this website where we call each other faggots over consumable media is truly where Religion and Politics can truly thrive in an unfiltered and nuanced way.

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>That time the Class Stacy jokingly hugged me in front of all her friends in middle school
I don't think I've ever taken myself seriously after that day

>Be content with eating whatever out of the trash can

Only the finest gourmet for me

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Thanks Boomhauer

You did the right thing, I was in similar situations, but the thot just wants attention. You don't want to fuck those that aim to fuck for teenage attention. It's not real love.

>Grade 3
>typical boy, into shonen shit, Pokémon, fighting, superheroes etc
>girls got cooties so I never liked them
>one day I noticed this girl in my class, never acknowledged her for some reason until now
>super cute
>never said anything cos I’m a total coward and I’m like 8 so dating is obviously stupid
> satisfied with admiring from afar
> last day of school her and her group of friends decide to hand out personal letter to everyone in class
> barely interacted with her but through some coincidence, out of all her friends, she gives me the letter personally
>she’s all flustered and mutter-laughs to her self “I don’t know why I’m giving this to you”
>excited for a bit, the letter is folded with my name on it
>open it up
>”why do you always go to the toilet”

Was never really bummed about it, was funny back then, still laugh at it now.

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Terrible handwriting and tl;dr so please type it out.

Kids are fucking hilarious.
Appreciate you brightening up this dour thread user, it was fixing to be one of THOSE nights.

>forgetting pretty girl's names
I have such a shit fucking memory. This has led to me not scoring. I feel you.

No problem man, just wanted to share some dumb stories

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everything

No, I'm not white.

To destroy your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.
A boy loves his dog, this is true.

Ah, yes, my continued trust issues with women, that’s where they started. And with the woman who took my virginity, said we’d be together for a long time, then broke up with me a month later over World of Warcraft, when she flew out from Florida to California to fuck another guy in the guild while telling me we didn’t live close enough. Never trust an MMO chick, she’s flirting with every other guy in the guild too.

It’s been 10 years and with multiple failed dates and attempts, I think I’ve just given up.

#resist

>tfw going through old shit to throw out and coming across binders with questionable notes
>young me legitimately saved these bizarre confessions from girls and probably laughed at how jarring it was
>older me recognizes immediately they're love letters and that these girls were interested in me

It's almost like a muscle. If you're not used to being attracted to women your spider sense gets thrown the fuck off by the strangest things. These days a cashier can be chipper and personable and I'd walk off imagining starting a life with her. Being alone for too long does things to do. Takes you to dark places.

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No shame in being pantsed just an excuse to whip out your huge cock you chad.

This has happened to me more than once. Like within 5 minutes of learning her name too.