Why did she deserve to suffer?
Why did she deserve to suffer?
Carson Sullivan
Wyatt Cruz
>space
Nathaniel Turner
Threadly reminder that Spades Slick did nothing wrong.
Ryan Richardson
Because she wanted to be in a heterosexual relationship, which is a capital crime in the comic.
Henry Anderson
>Space
Kanaya gets her happy ending by having everything handed to her on a silver plate. She has everything she wants despite being a Space player.
Calliope gets her happy ending on a silver plate and gets to have close friends and she's a Space player.
Jade gets isolated her entire life, blown up, isolated more for 3 years mourning the death of John and Davesprite (her brother and boyfriend respectively) gets mind controlled, put to sleep again and supposedly has a happy ending.
Except she doesn't because she grows a fucking tail and dog dick, losing her womanhood forever, and no longer can bear children like she told Kanaya she wanted during their talk of frog breeding. Kanaya gets to populate her species with the Mother Grub but Jade can't have one kid without using an impersonal machine or her foreign genetalia to make someone else pregnant.
Camden Cook
He unironically did not. The fates Hussie doled out to certain characters seemed completely arbitrary. Why did Spades die? What purpose did it serve to the story as a whole? Why did Bec live? What happened to him? I dunno. I don't think Hussie knows either.
Jose Hughes
Don't forget that her husband secretly hates her
Andrew Gray
In Candy yes, in Meat she's mind controlled again and used as a meat puppet by AltCalliope so she's again quashed as a person and her problems with having her unhappy circumstance swept under the rug to give more light once again to the fucking Strilondes.
Hats off to our boy John for at least scoring before he died forever. Being a Harleybert is fucking misery.
Leo Nelson
Then again, she does get to fuck pretty much everything on the planet with her musky dog cock on account of being a literal god, so it's not like she has that much cause to complain.
Connor Ward
I'm sure glad that Dave got yet another fucking character arc. It's totally not overdone at this point.
Noah Turner
She starred briefly in Homestuck, the webcomic created by Andrew Hussie, who in the grand scheme of things here, lived for a brief time.
Alexander Hill
>Dave gets to exist twice, one as the Meat universe asshole and the other as Ultimate RoboDave who in CandyJade's perspective disappears forever so he can chow down on even more fucking plot relevance.
>Rose is the inciting factor to jump the heros into action as she's kidnapped by The Villain. Becomes ultimate RoboRose. In Candy she leads a resistance with Kanaya and raised an adopted Vriska descendant.
>Dirk is The Villain. He kills himself in the other timeline.
>Roxy exists to be either John or Calliope's accessory and takes on their interior gender philosophies into her own identity depending on who she's with.
Now the Harleyberts.
>John dies in one after being tricked to going and closing the Homestuck time loop using disposable versions of the HS characters, but at least he gets to fuck before dying forever. Candy John marries Roxy and has to cope with the existential suspicion his life is a lie and everything is fucked like homosuck.
>Jade loses her husband she loves unconditionally in one, mind controlled and loses personhood again in the other.
>Jake is treated like absolute shit and humiliated in both. In Candy he finally pulls up his bootstraps at the very end after a nice talk with John.
>Jane is a racist Xenophobe in both who stands as a looming antagonist threatening Rose and Kanaya's happy ending. She's considerably worse in Candy.
Ian Wood
Gotta drive that fanfic industry
Matthew Lewis
>AltCalliope moves to the meat universe
I wonder if she even needs to possess Meat Jade anymore. How hilarious would it be if she gets her body back and then later learns how Dave and Karkat are going to fucking marry.
Aiden Hill
This sounds pretty retarded.
Wyatt Davis
>hilarious
Almost as hilarious as you thinking that they'll ever move forward, it took them years to even be basically affectionate, they'll die unmarried virgins.
Evan Thompson
Possessing meat Jade means she can be in two places at once, more muscle to take on Dirk at the end of the day. The Dead Jade body obviously is more powerful but using two means an extra dimension of forces to manipulate.
With Jade teetering in that Ultimate qualifier and her alt body being possessed by AltCalliope it wouldn't be hard to assume control over her and 'kill' Jade entirely as a person.
Carson Allen
>hilarious
You mean depressing.
Thomas Price
>most clickbait and controversial ship in Homestuck
Why would Hussie kill that ship? It's the Gamzee of ships. after all.
Gabriel Williams
>kill
He doesn't kill it, he just moves it along at a snail's pace and slowly stripmines out any of their actual individual qualities, and people eat it up because they're retarded
Matthew Gray
>Knight is Passive, Page is Active
Is this the best meme to ever come out?
Camden Morgan
No, because it makes me mad.
LEARN CLASSPECTS
Brody Campbell
shut up jade
Christopher Long
LEARN
THE
CLASSPECTS
Don't listen to optimisticDuelist. Don't listen to fanventures.
Chase Ward
Knights seem to start as very proactive individuals with cool personalities who regress into useless lame fuckheads
John Thomas
Yeah, but just look at Candy Karkat. He gets shit done if he is pissed at something.
Luke Martin
>Candy
>actually mattering after AltCalliope leaves
James Nelson
>Rose: Lesbian
>Dirk: Gay
>Dave: "Bi"
>Roxy: Trans
God fucking dammit, Hussie