Favorite American dad jokes
>Hey dick, do those pills make you hallucinate your wife?
>Dam!
>Do they let you go back in time and change the past?
>Dam!
>Do they make you fly?
>Really! but only once
>Alright ill save it for Halloween, I'm going as a turkey
>Yes they do
>Yes they do!
>YES they do!
>Well than im gonna have to change my costume
>Bad news about halloween Francine.
Favorite American dad jokes
Chase Sanchez
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Cooper Ortiz
really no one?
Owen Brown
>Did you see where they went?
>Who?
>The two black guys that did this
Jeremiah Wilson
>DON'T YOU SAY IT! DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT ROGER!
>N
David Perez
>Kids! We tried to make it work but your mother and I are not lesbians!
>Please stop involving me in this. I am a child!
Juan King
>Also some of my best tagging
Nathaniel Richardson
is that a La-5 or La-9 model airplane on his desk?
Nicholas Gonzalez
>No I don't have a receipt, I stole the floor model!
Elijah Kelly
Chase Jones
>I'm not gonna lie to you steve
>I could use those twelve dollars, settle down with a nice ham sandwich
Cameron Perry
>You go do that, I'm gonna go find out who these black people are.
Brandon Martin
Sneeda, sneedos. There is so much beauty in this chuck
Ryan Wilson
>Where's my hacksaw? I wanna kill Jeff with my hacksaw.
Daniel Davis
Wait, but all those jokes aren't funny. Are they funnier in context?
Brayden Gray
>This midnight fishing is great!
>Sounds to me like someone doesn't want to go home
>Yeah, I- I'm laying low. Today's the anniversary of a huge fight me and Francine got into last year
>Yeah? What about?
>Oh I forgot our anniversary. I'm never gonna do that again!
>I...
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>AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
>There it is.
Aaron Nelson
>I dressed Steve up in a bear costume and told him we are playing hide and seek
>That looks like a real arrow are they going to hunt Steve?
>Yeah and you know he is enjoying all the attention
Isaac Smith
The episode where Rodger convinced Steve he was adopted.
>Steve drops an entire shelf on his crippled dad
>"Something on your mind, champ?"
>Has a makeout session with Hayley because he didn't think she was his sister anymore.
Ian Roberts
this and the episode where Hayley and Klaus convince Steve he is dreaming are both great
Aaron Ramirez
Here's the clip:
Caleb Nelson
looks like a La-9 to me, didn't the La-5's have a more flared nose than that?
the real question is, why does Stan have a Soviet model plane? You'd think he'd be full USA and have a Wildcat or Warhawk
Matthew Stewart
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