Today was a big Bendis day, even if Yea Forums didn't realise
Leviathan #2
Naomi #6
Young Justice #7
Batman Universe #1 (Sweet, sweet Derrington art)
Superman #13
I'm gonna help push through these but if you wanna grab one of these to storytime go right ahead Please take Superman
No one cares about this faggot OC
Sure
I forgot who all was involved by now
>Adoptive father is Rannian
>This dude is Gem Realm
Any others?
As much I appreciate it and I'd like a Bendis containment thread, some anons might have trouble finding this
>some anons might have trouble finding this
Good
Fair enough
God, how long has Rogal Zarr been going now?
18 issues
Jesus, and we're only just now doing Krypton politics?
I seriously don't get what Bendis is doing over there. At least Naomi solved its mystery in 6 issues
He is clearly more interested in his Action Comics work with the Red Cloud, the Invisible Mafia and the set up for Leviathan.
lmao, is Bendis doing Illuminati: INTERGALACTIC EDITION?
Ugly McFugly. That's just poor, Bendis.
>GALACTIC SEKRET ORGANIZATION
I want off this ride
Bendis loves his Cabaks. Can't say I don't. I love Marvel's Illuminati.
So what, Lois is a villain now?
The rest of Superman is a preview for another comic
He already did at Marvel.
Thank you for your service user, you've lifted a great burden off my shoulders
Naomi has
CUTE
FEET
>Naomi 2
FUCK
Thanks guys. I enjoyed both issues. Just wish they weren't all tangled up.
And to simplify things
>SUPERMAN #13 STORYTIME
>NAOMI #6 STORYTIME
While it's a bit of a monkey's paw that Snyder and Bendis are the ones behind it, I have to admit that I'm very happy to see the Multiversity characters getting used so much.
Here we go.
For those not up to date on their multiverse lore, this is Earth 42, a sort of hallmark greeting card universe where everything is super saccharine and tragedy is a foreign concept.
OP here, thanks user.
I did Batman Universe over here
Unfortunately, the true nature of Earth 42 is that it's a robotic universe created by a cosmic supervillain known as The Empty Hand, who uses it to spy on the multiverse. The residents of Earth 42 are sleeper agents whose minds can be reset, and as such they live in ignorance of their sinister origin.
>When you write a story and almost all the side characters are more interesting than the main character
Should just name it "Everyone But Naomi"
>five books from Bendis.
why
This furry's paradise is Earth 26. Originally created to be the home of the funny animal comics DC published in the 1950's, it later got its very own superhero team in the form of Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew.
This universe operates under Looney Tunes rules, making the inhabitants nearly indestructible. Of course, this can be a curse as much as it is a blessing, as slapstick comedy is still quiet painful!
terrible idea for a story time, would have been better discussing these individually than this randoms shit you did
Zoo Crew member Pig Iron is the grandson of classic DC Comics character Peter Pig.
Wasn't me, anther user just started storytiming and I didn't care enough to stop
>Multiverthristy
NO NO NO BENDIS NO
You probably recognize Earth 22 from the famous mini-series Kingdom Come, written by now unhinged political crank Mark Waid and illustrated by eternal Superfriends devotee Alex Ross.
In this universe, the Joker discovered Superman's secret identity and murdered the entire staff of the Daily Planet, including Superman's wife Lois Lane-Kent.
Morrison actually helped pick some Earths for Bendis apparently.
Did he discover it or did Lex just secretly get him to do it?
After being apprehended by the police, the Joker was attacked by a super edgy vigilante anti-hero named Magog, who killed him on the way to jail.
Didn't KC Supes beat up Connor in Convergence or do we not talk about it any more
This caused public support to shift away from traditional, old fashioned superheroes like Superman. Losing both his loved ones and the hearts of the public drove Superman into a deep depression. He lived for many years in a self-imposed exile, working on his own farm in Kansas.
>repeating panels everywhere
In YJ is especially ugly because it is completly unnecessary if not for Bendis leaving his "sign", the poor artist probably has no word over this dumb choice.
However, a botched attempt to capture the Parasite by a group of young edgelords, led by Magog himself, caused a nuclear explosion in America's heartland. When Superman learned about this, he decided the new generation of superfolk needed to be put in check.
The latter.
>Sons and Daughters of the Bat
>Dick is right fucking there
Both comics are pretty mediocre. Better have all in a containment thread.
Superman and half of the older generation of heroes created gulags, and began imprisoning younger superheroes there in order to reeducate them. Batman believed this was a step to far, and formed his own team of older heroes to oppose Superman.
Wait what?
Wasn't KC Batman a bit authoritarian, robot building in KC? Or was that a sequel? These guys are from TDKR but TDKR and KC Bats are prett different
Yeah, KC Bruce built a bunch of robots to patrol Gotham since his body is busted, but he still has the support of a few like Damian and Oliver
If you're wondering why Alan Scott is here, it's because Hal Jordan was already dead in the timeline this story takes place in, but Alex Ross despises Kyle Raynor. Scott was the compromise. choice.
Thanks for the commentary, bro. I hate Bendis, but I appreciate your efforts
The funny part is that Alex Ross brought Hal back in the future of KC, he's in the panel of Batman's funeral in the conclusion of the JSA story.
The superhero civil war eventually culminated in a confrontation between Superman and Captain Marvel (now called Shazam). Lex Luthor had used clones of Mister Mind created by Doctor Sivana to turn Captain Marvel into his secret weapon.
Nah I like this mini, I'm not going to give a shit when she becomes DC's biggest Mary sue all the DC universe knows about and loves.
The United Nations decides to just drop a nuke on all the superheroes in the middle of their fight so the world can be done with capeshit forever. But Captain Marvel regains just enough of his sanity to fly into the nuke before it can reach the battlefield. Inspired by his sacrifice, the older and younger generations of superheroes put aside their differences and start working together.
Here's a page of Bendis indulging his worst instincts and going full bendispeak.
How old are the members of this "Young" Justice be anyway?
Seems like Bendis doesn't care and mixes up both because why not
Which universe does Bendis consider to be the worst in the multiverse? Probably your favorite! So tune in next month to get really really mad!
sons and daughters of the bat is such a mouthful. just shorten it to children of the bat
why is fate so fucking incompetent?
>Bar Mitzvah
What
Is it canon in DC that judaism came from ancient aliens, or are both Bendis and his editor having a stroke?
It's probably the one Morrison annihilated in Multiversity.
So is this comic doing good? I seen a lot of publicity for it but not that much interest.
it will be the toonverse, he will make them unsufferable.
Probably Earth-10. Even though its...er...heroes have helped fight for the universe as hard as those of any other Earth. But based on that image, it's probably the Atomic Knight Earth. Which is pretty insulting since that Earth is kick-ass.
Who is the guy saying Bar Mitzva anyway?
Kek, a meeting in the barthroom.
Bendis said he wanted to make Superman Jewish again. Maybe he will make all aliens into jews
god little miss kid lantern is so annoying
Now who's fucking idea was it to have two storytimes about different titles in the same thread, concurrently instead of consecutively?
Bendisfags
Like I said, I started and couldn't be bothered stopping the other user because lmao Bendis
Aren't they the servants of the Empty Hand?
Thanks.
You're welcome, of course! I'm no fan of Bendis myself (especially his recent stuff), but I love the DC Multiverse and will always jump at an opportunity to talk about it!
Well, Captain Carrot knows how to return them to their own dimension, it would be quite contrived if they got lost again.
Alan complaining about that just makes no sense.
Its barely explained backstory, the meat of the comic is Superman getting back from retirement to put a new generation of more violent 90s inspired superhumans in their place.
I think the gemworld folks put some kind of curse on them that's causing all the people who try to send them back home to screw it up somehow.
So either
Earth 3 (Evil earth)
Earth X (Nazi earth)
Earth 16 (Zoomer earth)
Earth 17(Atomic Wasteland)
Earth 20 (Vandal Savage earth)
Or earth 2 since it got super fucked up by Darkseid and evil Superman.
It might also be Earth 38 because Bendis really loves making fun of John Byrne.
Fine by me, I didn't liked those comics.
I wish it was that, but last issue Bendis went out of his way to explain that the gems are science and not magic.
Bump0
It's already confirmed to be Earth 3
>VROOOOOOOOM
ABI-GAIL
Is that Midnighter?
Midnighter has been doing weights without his pickle buddy.
>Tke that, stocker vilgax chocolate edition!
Bendis liked to write Doctor Strange as being a lonely loser because of the rocky relationship he had with Clea or whatever her name was.
I guess he's decided to keep the joke going with Doctor Fate at DC.
I don't know. probably shouldn't let a kid keep a hacked lantern
Because he can bang them out in five minutes a pop
I actually kind of want to see this just to see how Byrne reacts.
Where'd you hear that?
I don't hate this. I mean there's still problems with this (the scene with KC Fate screwing up feels more like something that would fit in with Giffen League), but I don't hate this.
I didn't think about this until now, but if Morrison has no further plans for Earth 16/Zoomer Earth/The Just, I think Bendis could write it.
I didn't think about this till now, but it sounds like KC Superman never learned that Superboy was a clone of both Superman and Luthor, before Superboy and Supergirl went off to the Legion's future. Surprisingly this actually makes sense since DC history in Kingdom Come world changed while Superman still had long hair.
>botching storytimes just because the writter is universally hated here
The absolute state of this board
Which one is this from?
Superman #15. Part of the Multiplicity arc.
But he's right, though.
[spolier]But really, any reason to shit on teen lantern gets a pass for me.[/spolier]
Ah, so the Tamaranians are Jewish.
I haven’t seen tokens pushed this hard outside of an arcade machine.
His ass
"I nearby banish you"
"A trick of what"
Lots of "spellchecked but didn't make sure the word picked was correct" going on in this issue. They could probably have used an editor.
huh, I never pegged Bendis for a footfag
Feel free to piss off
He was the one that made Mantis barefoot again. But nobody uses Mantis or the knowhere corps
Didn't Inza kill herself in one timeline/series because Kent was absent in her life?
If Multiversity had came out a couple of years later The Just would have been interpreted as a critic of Bendis.
the obvious gag is that it's our earth
Yep, that was Giffen
and it was because she was effectively immortal but stuck in the Tower the entire time.
She went mad over time.
Honestly it'd be the best Earth for Bendis to work on.
-Teen superheroes
-Not much happening so it means more opportunity for talking heads and it'd fit right in
Not just 5 books from Bendis. 5 books from Bendis ON THE SAME DAY. Based Didio.
This whole thread is a storytime of pain.
This visual style doesn't work.
Everything is super dull and soft except energy
But THERE IS a map!
I don't understand how you can write such uninterrupted shit and still get paid for it.
Its earth 3. His calculation was off by 2
>our Earth
>Kon-El is in this book.
>Bart Allen is in this book.
Oh no.
It's Prime time.