Meanwhile at the Walt Disney company

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DREAMWORKS DELENDA EST

FUCK YOU MICKEY HOW DARE YOU MADE US MORE FAMILY FRIENDLY YOU FUCKING RODENT

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YOU HIT MY MOMMA!!???!!?

wait why is dopey elevated above the other dwarves

Alright everyone, which cult classic movie that everyone adores are we gonna rape next with a shitty live action quick moneymaking scheme?

Look guys, we got some fanart from a very special boy.
I'm gonna go ahead an pin it on the fridge!

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What was that native movie again? The one with the raccoon? You know that one.

I'M BACK! And I got a GREAT new idea for a Theme park!

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WE NEED MORE MONEY, MORE MORE MORE MORE MOOOOONNNNNEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!

Let's see, we've done Beauty and the Beast, that Lion King thing is done, Mulan is done, Little Mermaid is in production, so we got a few choices left.

I feel it might be time to tackle Hercules, so who do we cast as ahem "Hercules"?
"Phil" got to be played a famous guy, get us that short guy from Game of Thrones.
Also let's not cast James Wood as Hades.

Who else can we cast?

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU LITTLE SHITS DO TO MY COMPANY?! Everyone's more interested in this MCU thing with the big purple guy in the swishy glove than our animated movies! You butchered The Snow Queen movie I was going to make! And can someone PLEASE explain to me what the hell a "Wreck-It Ralph" is?!

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Okay who didn't feed Walt his cuban child today?

I thought Castro killed him?

>He thinks Walt wouldn't approve of the MCU making a billion dollars per-movie and Frozen being nothing like its source material
If anything, he would bitch at them for Disney not being it's own branch of Government yet

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Crashing DC with no survivors

aww I hope all his dreams come true

He's the one with the most character and personality. He's also by and large the most popular dwarf

You know what mike, after the last couple years with bob, I'm all ears. Animal Kingdom is still pretty kino.

>No independent state of Disney with its own laws, security forces and nuclear power plants

Disney would fucking love CG animation. Probably not as a replacement, but as a different style.
He'd probably be making CG shorts in the 70s and trying to make a full length film by the mid 80s.