Why are they trying to make a children's movie about a slut?
>Cleo (In Development)
>Cleopatra, an overlooked and bookish child of five struggles to find her place in the family hierarchy and to win her father’s approval and affection.
>When her father does not return from Rome, Cleo sets out with the help of her animal friends, on a quest that takes her across the empire to rescue him from enemies who wish to steal the throne.
So at what point in the movie does she marry her brother, seduce Caesar to help her win the civil war against him, and then marry another brother while cucking him with Jolly Juli?
Caleb Johnson
>meticulous records >over thousands of years with the bastardization of Romans, Renaissance artists and archeologists
That doesn't really help when a civilization thousands of years ago went completely dry after Augustus completely wiped out Marc Antony and Cleopatra.
Tyler Price
KANGZ
Cameron Perry
I know Cleopatra was actually pretty damn Greek, but I pity the show runners for the inevitable shitshow of sub-saharan west African descendants throwing hissyfits because the ugly reality of their race being absolutely shit-tier on the historical scale of relevance rears its ugly head and makes them feel bad.
Isaac Martin
I know! They should make it about a slut in space.
You know someone who should get a movie or something, idk, Thomas Alexandre Dumas. He was the first person of color in the French military to become brigadier general, the first to become divisional general, and the first to become general-in-chief of a French army, his son even became a famous author and all.
I guess they're going for a historically accurate design rather than fulfilling your fetish.
Grayson Price
egyptian brownie points I guess? Though they seem to have made her white. yeah and they colored themselves like... nipple-color. Just the orange-pinkest motherfuckers you could hope to see. and I guarantee that decision was made more around what paint they had on hand (and who knows how that paint has aged over the years) than their actual skin on the other hand, no reason to imagine they have changed much over the millennia, right? but we have coins with her face, and she's ugly as shit
Sebastian Smith
oh and historically accurate would be wearing a lootttt less clothing. especially in her youth. Like fuck all, followed by just a skirt. also that would be a wig and she wouldn't have bothered wearing it yet. Look I'm all for cartoons about naked bald little brown girls but... the one on the far right has the same problem.
Juan Thompson
Google is no help, what company is making this?
Gavin Foster
>Ugly as shit Maybe she wouldn't win Miss Universe now a day but I've seen way worse
Source? Tittle is too generic for finding it and image search was useless
Lincoln Perry
would you prefer a slut's movie about children? because I do
Kevin Smith
this was obviously just a bait thread
Hudson Butler
Cleopatra was technically Macedonian after Ptolemy took over Alexander's empire in the south. Shit got crazy, and a lot of inbreeding happened to make them these people that they were then. Which is why Egypt wasn't called "Egypt", but more as the "Ptolemaic Kingdom".
t. /his/fag
Cooper Ward
I've seen worse too but not by much, especially those lower two coins. got that Mr Bean nose. Also a profoundly un-egyptian nose, so I wonder how trustworthy that is. I mean they're all consistent, but did they copy off of each other?
Luke Ortiz
cleopatra was nordic all the ruling families of europe came from hyperborea
Hunter Mitchell
Odin's Eye Entertainment. They haven't updated this booklet yet but you can see their other projects. Some of their stuff, like Hump, got posted on Yea Forums before.
She was born in early 69 BC as the descendant of a line of Egyptian kings in a dynasty that went back 250 years. Her ancestor Ptolemy I, a companion of Alexander the Great, founded the dynasty in the late fourth century BC. Ptolemy was Macedonian Greek in origin (he grew up at the royal court of Alexander’s father in Macedonia, the northern part of the Greek peninsula), and established himself as king of Egypt in the convulsive years after Alexander’s death. The descent passed through six successor Ptolemies until it reached Cleopatra’s father. For the first six generations the wives of the ruling Ptolemies also came from the same Macedonian background as their husbands. So until the time of Cleopatra’s great-grandfather, the ethnic makeup of the dynasty was still pure Macedonian Greek. In fact two of her ancestors married their sisters, thus reinforcing the Macedonian ethnicity. It is with Cleopatra’s grandfather that uncertainties develop. Although he had two wives of traditional Macedonian background, he seems to have had at least one concubine of uncertain origin, who may have been Cleopatra’s grandmother. But this is by no means clear, and some sources indicate she was her husband’s sister, and thus pure Macedonian.
Sebastian Taylor
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
Parker Perry
Alexander of Macedonia conquered Egypt some 300 years before Cleopatra. On his death, Egypt was taken over by the Ptolemy dynasty.
Cleo was Greek
Kayden Bailey
Man why aint we getting cartoons about Alexander instea, shiet
Lincoln Jackson
Cause this nigga is too based and no one could make a cartoon to show it
I think they're pretty fucking massively important on the historical scale of relevance. They're just not important in the present, like all historically-important peoples. And the people who are important now were not relevant back then. we're taking turns. Nothing to be ashamed of. We all started out smacking each other with rocks, and as long as we're above the equator, we all developed some kind of civilization at some point. The rest of us.. had nice fruit trees to eat from.
Adrian Nelson
>guy is undefeated >could do anything >changed the course of world history >had one blue and one brown eye this is a fucking gary stu deviantart ass character
so what you're saying is if they actually do this show it's going to be about a hooknosed white royal family ruling a bunch of light brown dudes That's not gonna go well no matter how historical it is...
Nathaniel White
dont forget all the buttfucking
Caleb Harris
peak mgtow
Blake Howard
From memory, Cleo was the only one who actually bothered to learn to speak Egyptian too, I may be wrong on that, tho.
Jeremiah Wright
You can't be a Gary Stu if you literally fucking achieved everything you could have in your lifetime.
>biggest empire before Attila's own >said fuck it I'm gonna drink before dying >could have taken Porus down but his men were pussies >had bitches everywhere >knew when it was time to throw in the towel and knew it was best to call "We shall meet in Babylon"
The man knew what the fuck he was doing, only was so young and reckless.
Logan Ward
Christ, nothing changes I guess. I wonder how many educated black girls feel dumb that their parents named them cleopatra out of some kind of misguided association between northern and western africans, and they find out she's greek
I mean that is DEFINITELY a greek nose. Got dat Miriam Margoyles thing going on. Or like Marina Sirtis after she got old and stopped being foxy.
Angel Ward
yes it's done specifically to perturb footfags
Asher Martinez
I think it's easy to mess that up, I've done it twice. usually with leg-crossed-over-leg poses.
Lincoln Kelly
well joke's on them. if I see two left tits I'm still happy i saw tits
Noah Jones
Can’t wait for Based Augustus to take everything away from her.
Jason Kelly
What a cliche plot
Wyatt Green
Cartoon foot connoisseur here. Those feet are fine. An easy 8 out of 10. You need to jerk off to more hentai if you think those are bad.
Cooper Wood
wait a minute >child of five I read that as 'one child of five children' but... is she five years old? with curves like that? J-j-jesus... where's her pot belly?
Elijah Bennett
Fifth child in the family, silly!
Ayden Clark
Now that is a cute design.
Gavin Gray
>child of five She has four other siblings.
Emphasis on "OF". If she was five years old, I think it would have been "a 5 year old child".
James Powell
Nefertine on the Nile is probably more your thing.
Cleopatra was Greek, not black. She likely only ever had those two sex partners. She dressed in Greek fashion and didn't walk around naked.
There is enough surviving media to piece together what she looked like. She was neither a great beauty nor hideous. Pictured is a Roman replica bst located in the Altes Museum of Germany.
They were eventually going to cross the Kavir/Salt deserts sooner or later to continue on their campaign to the Hindus plains. The ones who stuck with Alexander were ones who knew that they could take it all, the one's who didn't couldn't see the path.
His army was tired since he took over Darius, most of the eastern European continent and into the Indian Subcontinent.
William Lopez
You forget how ugly people were in general back then due to disease and malnutrition. A lot of the beautiful and handsome people of the past would surprise you.
William Ramirez
He was pretty gay. You'd think cartoon writers would be interested.
No, that's a normal way to state age. You must not read a lot if you've never seen it.
Caleb Ortiz
The problem is that none of the “popular” historical figures are black, but there are many important people in history who were sub-saharan africans. For example, one of the richest men to ever live was an African king that had so much gold that when he donated money to Egypt he accidentally brought chaos to their economy because of how much gold he sent.
Noah Long
HONEY YOU MEAN CLEOCULES
Evan Brown
No, it isn't. "Of" when used in that context will always describe quantity, not quality.
"A child of five" is a quantitative phrase. "A five year old child" or "A child who/that/ is five" would be used to describe the quality of the subject.
You must have been DYING to use that tongue and cheek insult, have you? Maybe catch up a bit of reading in the dictionary, it'll help you out.
Isaac Green
Yea but in this day and age people are pissed off that Mulan, Moana, and Kuzco are not black.
Jacob Anderson
This movie is about the Ptolemaic dynasty, who were undisputably Greek.
Sebastian Myers
My nigga
Lucas Hall
No, she is just very, very inbred
Brayden Gutierrez
Do you, retard?
John James
If she looked anything like those coins then she was fucking horrific. Luckily, there is no reason to believe she looked anything like those coins.
Brayden Ross
Do we know what kind of animals Lolipatra cavorts with? It'll determine how much attention I pay to the inevitable bestiality porn.
>greek nose Makes sense the ruling class of Egypt was decedent from one of Alexender's generals so basically Greek before it was cool
Leo Sullivan
Going the Hercules route where you ignore everything about her but the name
Angel Jones
Since I didn't say something that plumbs the depths of human stupidity, evidently not. Your turn.
Connor Bell
>One of the most famous sluts in human history who slutted her way into being more well known then the Roman Emperors she slutted it up with >Overlooked and bookish Oh shit niggas what are you doing?
How does "I've jerked off to a lot of cartoon feet and these aren't that bad" plumb the depths of human stupidity? I'm genuinely curious as to what you're whining about.
Jaxson Lee
Cleopatra was Greek anyway so she probably had olive skin. At the very least their is bust sculptures of her
The Ptolemaic dynasty was so Greek that they didn't even speak the language of the people they ruled over Cleopatra did not look like a sub-saharan African woman
You, my good sir, are a man of excellent taste. There are few subjects more fascinating than the French Revolution and The Napoleonic Wars, and Dumas would be an intriguing character to follow.
Mansa Musa is cool in all but instead of using economy-destroying power to become a world superpower for any reasonable amount of time Mali's good for fuck-all now.