Meanwhile at the X-mansion
I just impregnated the Cuckoos!
BOOOOM!
GODDAMMIT, NOT AGAIN!
Who died this time?
Nobody important, just the background class filler.
Oh, my stars and garters.
Get more meatshields than.
What's up, nerds? We're here to arrest you all.
What the fuck Wolverine?!
>Sorry, bub, but I gotta fill mah crossovah quota for thr week.
Yea Forumsmrade wolverine, you are on the wrong side.
Since when is Logan a US Southerner?
>Tony's got kickass vodka.
Hey, back off. Wolverine is our mugga.
Wolverine what the hell are you doing?
>Oh, sorry. Still a little out of it from last night with Rogue.
Guten tag, fraulein~
I guess mutant Uncle Toms are a real thing in the Marvel universe.
Hello, Im new here, where do I sign for spiderman class?
>This week: Colossus joins THE AVENGERS
We call them Uncle Logans
Scott, why did you get me pregnant on purpose?
>Uncle Logans
You've tickled me.
I'm surprised this hasn't happened before, or has it?
I feel like everybody's been an Avenger, or has at least been fucked by one at some point.
Sometimes I forget Colossus is supposed to be a lot younger than he looks.
What if a mutant had the power to give anyone an intense orgasm just by looking in their eyes?
>And why do I feel like I've got an army in my belly when it hasn't even been a day?
I'm sorry, Kamala. But I need to secure the existence of my people and a future for mutant children by any means necessary, even if that means impregnating as many underage girls as I can find.
Jean and Emma can probably do that.
>... You do realize I'm Inhuman, right?
>he thinks it won't be an Inhuman
Classic mutie.
It be your own muggas
>mutant children
>he doesn't know
I was not a fan of the facial hair redesign.
He has very strong swimmers, they could win
And Kamala has dimensional shenanigans going on in her shapeshifting flesh. I'd say they're about even
This shit, right here, Scott. This shit is why mutants get oppressed.
>(grabs Scott from across the room)
>Well, it takes an oppressed minority to know one, so why not 'oppress' me some more?
Well Kamala since you are pregnant with a mutant or Inhuman or both will have some special mist really for your child when it's of age or we can do what my parnets did to my Brother and have it gassed early, it's just a subjection of course.
I'm happy for you Mr. um...Summers was it? oh well anyway congratulations on the kid.
Excuse us, but according to the sign up sheet, we have Wolverine next.
Fuck you Canada!
>Kid? I think your math's a little off.
What am I gonna tell my parents?
We're sorry, eh. Alpha Flight, let's call it a day and go to a Tim Horton's.
That you regret sampling infidel meat?
>Aw no, I don't regret that.
Who else here is pregnant?!
Congratulations on being grandparents?
You're all gay.
>I'm just trying to figure out how to tell them where we're going to put four... mmph, five kids... minimum.
Finally! I'm no longer a homo.
Hey Bobby, you like dick.
Than why are you still sucking cock Iceman?
He's bi.
You could try squeezing the baby daddy.
Have you considered the extremely dangerous X-mansion?
Kids at the X-mansion have a really bad habit of dying.
So who else besides Kamala is pregnant?
>ME, STEVE MONGO MCMICHAELS, WE WAS FILLING OUT APPLICATIONS FOR THE NATIONS OF DOMINATIONS OR WHATEVER, AND THIS BITCH, CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND TIRED TO LICK THE SIDE OF MY KNEE CAPS
>Oh, I'll be squeezing him, all right. I'll be squeezing that dick until he optic blasts every last little Scotty into me
Screw you guys!
H-hi. Have you guys seen Kamala?
Has anyone seen the Cuckoos?
>Bruuuuunooooo! Come over here and meet Mr. Kamala Khan No. 4.
Aww boy, how do I put this. She got knocked up by our leader and is having like 9 kids
>Woooo! New record! Sorry, Miles, but your Spider blood just got beat by Mutant genes!
B-but, I sharpened your pencil
snikt
Legion threads are better...
Can I crash here for a bit? The Legion kicked me out for now because I wasn't DC for them, and I promise to not burn the mansion down with Jean like last time. Pretty please?
Okay but be careful, Cyclops is knocking up girls left and right
Well, can't we ask Jean to make him gay? Worked for Bobby didn't it?
>mfw noone in the x-mansion wants to be knotted
JEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
You're gay.
I see Cyclops is going to be fucking Wolverine tonight.
Someone vandalised our shrine to our Lord and Savior Claremont! Line up all of the Weadon and Morrison kids, will Rosenberger them one by one until the guilty confess!
>I can take Lockjaw easy-peasy. You're a cakewalk in comparison.
How many mutations do I need to get with Mystique?
SPBP. I just thought about it when I saw this thread.
Miss Grey, please cease this wanton and irresponsible use of your abilities. You are embarrassing yourself.
Sorry Scott, but the only known case of a mutant breeding with an Inhuman gave us Luna, who was born a baseline human with no powers whatsoever, and had to be exposed to peanut butter allergy gas for her to unlock her INHUMAN powers.
So is Deadpool's daughter going with all the other mutants or is Hickman's Israel-knockoff for X-Men only
bump
He's gay Azula.
Legion is falling apart. They will collapse in one month.
Charles! CHARLES! FOR GOD'S SAKE WHY AM I TURNING INTO A CRIPPLE?! LOGAN WHERE THE FUCK IS XAVIER AGHHHHHHHHHH
Would the rest feel what it would be like to be pregnant? Would the rest feel childbirth?
Would they all want to be pregnant?
Yes to all three of those questions.
Why thank you Jean. Remember, when you want to burn shit, I'm there to help.
Shame. I was enjoying the Legion, even with the ridiculous shit happening like the clones, Luthor's stash of Superman porn, and Meatwad. Oh well, maybe for the best. I got the feeling the older members didn't like me. Their lose.
>each have triplets
>12 cuckoo's now
Azula are you a mutant? If so that makes you a minority hated and feared for some reason.
Nope. I'm just hated because I'm prefect...and well burning down Earth Kingdom villages, causing general terror to everyone I dislike, being the RIGHTFUL ruler of Fire Nation, and causing rebellions in the Fire Nation because it's ruled by a weak willed usurper with mommy issues. Also, I need a place to stay for the moment.
for the last time, you can take the locks off your doors. just being able to go invisible does not automatically mean i will see you all naked. you are all being ridiculous and childish and you should be ashamed of yourselves. i only want to see SOME of you naked. some. you know who you are.
Hot
>They have their mother's powers plus an extra mutation
>Each group of triplets are a separate hive mind
Posted accidentally
>The preggo Cuckoo goes into labor
>The rest feel it
>The hospital needs to strap them in as well to help them through it
Wanna fuck?
Wolfsbane?
No.
Well it was worth a try
Dumb mutie
Sup
Scott...?
What happened to Jean this time?
How come he never joined the Winter Guard before?
How do they pay for all of the fucking repairs? That Danger Room tech ain't cheap. Neither is the fucking X-Jet.
WE WILL NOT DO THE SUPER VILLAIN SHUFFLE!!!!
Why did Shredder leave us here?
they make fun of emma, then sell her tears.
>Don't be messing with Mr. Kamala No. 1. She's mine.
Hey, Doom, guess what.
You're never getting with Sue and you're gay
You asked nicely, so I'll give you that. Oh hell, consider this a present for being nice. Don't tell anyone, or I'll burn you and your family alive
Scott’s a lucky man
space gambling. seriously
>They feel all the labor pains and they all start lactating.
never gets old
CITIZENS DON'T BE ALARMED BUT WE HAVE STRONG EVIDENCE SUGGESTING MUTANT PRESENCE IN THIS VICINITY
PROFESSOR X SOMETHING IS HAPPENING AT THE WALT DISNEY CORP WHAT SHOULD WE DO ?
>Nothing to be worried about, my soldiers... erm, students. Now go back to your murder simulation... uh, training. Rats!
>(Wipes everybody's minds again)
>In other news, the X-Man known as Nightcrawler was arrested for sexually harrasing students and staff at the Jean Grey School for Gifted Youngsters
is the school still called tbat?
Seriously, what the fuck do they teach in Xavier’s school? Who are the teachers? Do students take standardized tests?
lol
So who's getting impregnated now?
I think that Gwenpool chick
I thought Quentin impregnated Sophie.
Nein, mein fraulein, it is YOU that has become homosexual!
bump
bumping
>The face of the new father of twelve children
Laura, her regeneration allows birthing in batches as the children quickly mature
I don't see the problem.
Not so fast, Red Skull!
AHHHHHHH JEAAAAN HEEEEEEELP MEEE
Be the gay
be gay
gay
IS EVERYONE READY TO PARTAY!?
Can I get one of the girls to handcuff me? Preferable a super strong one who could snap me like a twig like Red She-Hulk or Valkyrie.
>*Spider-Man webs you up*
Oh man, is the ever Daily Bugle going to hear about this
why are there no ramps anywhere? how is a wheelchair bound man supposed to get around someplace like this?
Hydraulics and such move the pavement up to allow Xavier to move around as needed. Horrifically expensive and inefficient but that's the egg head for you
Charles. Jean is turning every male in mansion into gay.you have to help us change that.
OH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT, BI-- Oh. I see you guys are having a thing. I'll come back later.
Now you are unstoppable GAY
Huh. I was gonna ask for some advice about getting an ex-girlfriend to take me back, but now I don't think it's gonna be a problem.
I gotta go see Jen and give her the good news!
But I don't want to
dont care.
bump
exactly as planned
>"Fooorge!, Colossus took a shit while he was in organic steel form again!"
What happens when Colossus cums in steel form?
What is his fucking problem? Will he eat that tiger?