MEANWHILE AT THE LEGION OF DOOM
MEANWHILE AT THE LEGION OF DOOM
Hey guys. How y’all doing?
Who here is still a virgin?
>Lights the room on fire
Die you Illuminati scum!
Quick, grab all of Lex's kryptonite stash before he comes back!
*Pretending to be Lex* I will charge you all for this stuff.
Err how did you know that was gonna happen?!
Doing go...
You insufferable philistine! You want fire, then fine! BURN!
*Boom Tube appears throwing everyone around, Darkseid appears with an army of parademons*
I, Darkseid, have returned from my leg surgery. None of you helped me get up last time so I have returned for revenge.
Who shall be first to suffer?
I wouldn't be the owner of MY company if anyone stole from me. *Chuckle*
You mean besides yourself, Hatter?
You wanna go, Jobseid?
This ain't Lex he's way too damn chill about theft.
Don't worry insect, I did not forget about you. I brought insurance
Watch it Darkseid! You gonna trip over my toy!
>Bursts through door, he's clearly drunk
FUCK THIS *Drinks beer*
OFF ALL THE CHARACTERS I KEEP LOSING TOO, WHY HIM?!
I'm still the same old bald man. I'm still quite bitter over that man in tights ruining my city and reputation. You can trust me...
N-no w-what i mean't was ehhhh....
Do not worry Meatwad, you shall be spared. I'll make you my court jester.
>Bursts through door, he's clearly drunk having a beer in his hands.
FUCK THIS *drinks*
WHY? OF ALL THE CHARACTERS I KEEP LOSING TOO WHY HIM?!
Them? Oh please. I've killed them millions of times before.
Something seems fishy about this.
tf am i looking at?
Forgot image
You're lying. You must be...a filthy Skrull impersonating Lex!
*Sigh* You're right. I'm a disgusting green alien bald man pretending to be a bald rich man. How did you ever unravel such a clever deception?
ALRIGHT YOU SHITS WHO WENT TO MY MANSION WITHOUT XAVIER'S PERMISSION ?
*Spits* Oh, shit. You hear that plan didn't you? Ummm why is Lex already here?! Oh fuc-
OH ITS YOU
Why are you here?! Disgusting imposter! I will not let the image of Lex Luthor be ruined by some traveling homeless freak like Superman!
Too much hair
Must be a wig. Lex does enjoy fake hair.
Oh wow! What is this some kinda of evil villain council well not to brag I'm pretty evil myself seeing as I know my way around Inators and what not and having a tragic background story.
You haven't done enough by faking yourself as Samuel Jackson!
You're adorable.
Can we keep him, Lex?
Why not! Just feed him yourself.
Doofenshmirtz, I require your assistance. Failure to comply will mean your unending agony.
Seriously you are way too nice. You have to be Mystique pretending to be Lex Luthor.
What are you going to do you smelly Canadian?
I don't know... that sounds like a lot of responsibility.
So, the only options are bald green alien or blue woman changing her gender just for kicks? Why doesn't anyone believe I'm truly Lex "The Best" Luthor?
Then take it up with Spider Man. Can't handle any pets don't have one.
Get me some more chocolate milk and we’ll see
Because you're too nice and not enough homoeroticism with Superman.
Seconded, my dear! When *was* the last time those freaks bathed you anyway, Wolverine?
Let's pretend I'm not really Lex, which sounds crazy as it it. Who I am really in this hypothetical question, dear Azula?
I've already suggested we take his crystal but two of zedd's goons already have
You new?
Wait, who are you?
At least you have recovered
You have to be...a Lex Luthor clone!
Someone that's invisible. We can hear you, anonymous voice but we can't see you. Wait till the real Lex shows up and then start talking, he'll blow a gasket and have another nervous breakdown.
Woah didn't know the first reply actually came through, I thought it was didn't get posted and now this quite awkward, he does seem like he has a bad day though.
...Yes. I'm a clone of Lex Luthor you've figured it out alright.
Or a clone!
Dang it forgot glorious image
Um let me see.. I kinda got a busy schedule this week fist I have my Shitpost-inator to unleash on the Tri-State Area and I have to wait for Perry the platypus to arive only to capture him then go through this whole monolog about why I made this Inator, he breaks free, stops my plan and then I yell "Cure you, Perry the Platypus" in dramatic fashion of course, then next week I have to take my daughter Vanessa to meet her new boyfriend some green hair kid I think he's a mute or just dosen't speak English seems pretty nice then me and Norm were going to the park to play catch you can join if you want?
Darksied tell us who this jerk is? Freaking imposters all up in this house today.
What is with these clones? Where I'm from, there's no clones. Face stealing spirits that devour your soul, yes. No clones though. I shiver in disgust at the thought of the circus freak having clones of herself, and it's bad enough she's already got six sister herself.
ENOUGH! This is ridiculous!
If Lex wasn't going to be here he should have had the decency to cancel ahead of time.
Clones are just common when you deal with Lex. He has like, dozens of the things last I checked.
Don't bring up Jackal then. He loves his clones especially ones of that dead girl poor Gwen Stacy. Oh, but it isn't like I plan to clone anyone here... *Hides the stolen notes from Lex's desk*
...Look, do you you have some sort of Fairy Destroyerinator lying around I can use? I have a beef with it and I need all the fire power I can get. Or something to strip it's powers from it?
Way to hot to be Lex
But Lex is here? At least a clone of his...
Am I the real Lex? I be confused and whatnot
That is true I think he once borrowed my Clone-Inator
It's a pretty wig for Lex not the first time.
Well then, how about we sneak into the Avenger's Tower, trash it, and then leave a bomb inside for them? After all, when Iron Faggot came in on our last meeting, the dipshit dropped his keycard to the tower.
So, I'm going to take the assumption he makes love with himself every night then?
I saw you hide something, pretty boy.
*Tosses the paper up in the air* Very well. Just say I didn't warn you about some cute clone girl based on your image Azula.
>Making some bedroom eyes
WHAT?! Fuck you Lex Clone! Where are my clones?! *Leaves*
Lex used to have a full head of hair when he was younger actually. By your typical definition of the term, he'd be "cute."
You really need to keep a tighter lid on those things.
>So, I'm going to take the assumption he makes love with himself every night then?
Not the normal ones. That's what his robotic copies of himself as Superman are for.
Did I hear someone say clones?
You do flatter me, sir, but I've not been "new" since times immemorial to this institution and it's members.
And what's with the fish head?
I'll kill it the moment I see it. Fair warning and all that jazz.
Too much information. That's as bad as the one time I walked in Zuzu having sex with Mai dressed up as our mother.
Great timing. Have fun with the gang here since I am just another Lex clone obviously.
Oh god no! No more clones!
Goody! Step right up one and all! Free Azula clones for everyone! DD cups thrown in for free!
That's a pretty specific inator but let's see, we got the Change-inator, Fart-inator, rule34-inator, /POL/-inator, ah! here it is the "Fairy Destroyerinator!" funny how its made to do that specific thing you asked even more funny I don't remember using it since you know fairy's aren't real and all that but this should get the job done.
hot
Don't even try it Jackal.
Thank you Dr. I shall return to Apokolips for my scientists to reverse engineer. The next time you see me, Airy shall no longer be a problem
*Knocks you away*>. >108612505
THOU LEGION SHALL HEED THE DAEMON ARDYN IZUNIA. THOU HAS DECEIVED YOU ALL WITH HIS FAKE IDENTITY STOLEN FROM THE REAL LEX LOTHOR.
Don't be like that Azula. Why don't I make some Ty Lee and Mai clones so you can enjoy yourself? Futa or no?
Ya still got the Shitpostinator? I'll need to rent that one sometime.
But Azula, if Jackal clones you, then you have your own personal army.
Believe me Azula, I wouldn't know this shit if I didn't spend my weekends actively combing Lexcorp buildings for blackmail material.
I think he even has snuff films of him 'humiliating' Superman amongst others.
oh fuck it's Jackal
What?! Some demon tricked us all?! How the hell did he pull a fast one over us?!
Hang on, let's just see where he's going with this...
Azula likes her pride in being her one true self like me Lex.>. >108612623 Pay no attention to this big thing my legion.
No problem big guy! Just be careful when activating it Perry has this bad habit of coming in kicking your butt and destroying my Inators for a sentient Platypus think'd he'd have more going on in his life
Sorry, Perry just did the thing I just explained to Darkside but you can borrow the Rule34-inator.
Personally, I was too busy sitting back and watching Darkseid get so desperate to destroy me he resorted to asking Doof for help. That inator is going to blow up in his fucking face the instant he tries testing it out.
The cloning ends here along with this whole league!
Ew you Pervert. Give me one reason not to let The Predator eat you.
I have one drunken threesome after taking Ba Sing Se, and everyone thinks I'm a lesbian. For fucks sake, I should of sowed Ty Lee's mouth shut.
Bossing myself around doesn't seem a lot of fun to me.
Nasty.
Watch yourself boy, we gonna kill you and have you replaced by one of my homies
OH SHIT GUYS SPIDER-MAN IS HERE!
A spider has found its way here in our little home. Why don't we deal with our "pest problem" first?
Ah the young Spider-Man, how convenient you showed up. I just finished a batch of clones of your aunt. Would you like to have a taste?
Yes Meatwad we will
ooooh i'm soooo scared
Zeta Flare? Zeta Flare.
Oh good for a second there I thought it was An actua; thread
Your scheming is over Ardyn! I called Peter and plus few more new friends over! Your dreams of darkness will die today!
Ah Prince Noctis, say hello to your sister, Princess Noctina!
here's a fidget spinner, sit down and be quiet kid
*Brushes off your dust*
Platypus noises*
Clones are a dad. Robot duplicates, now that's where it's at
All you're doing is giving me motivation to put you all down especially you Jackal!
How did an ordinary Platypus get in the Hall of Doom?
You. I like you.
Oh this is gonna be fun.
Oh, Noct. You had to go and ruin their fun with these capeshit antics. Well, the fun is just beginning for me.
Then you probably like what I've done to your dear Lunafreya? She's quite handy with animals, dogs in particular if you catch my drift *Wink*
That's no ordinary platypus, Doc.
Avengers Assemble!
Hello everyone, up to the same old idiotic behavior I presume? Not that I even have to presume of course
Hnnnnnnnngggggg
Yep it sure is
So what if we are?
Of course it isn't ENTIRELY ordinary, the colors are off, but it's not like it's wearing a fedora.
Good work Pete. Let's kick clone, demon, and downright assholes in their asses.
Ah, Meatwad, have you figured out my riddle yet?
Don’t answer, I know you haven’t
He’s dead, Stupid
No more clones doctor. You're done for!
I figured you’re annoying and ugly, does that count?
It's a Tony clone. They are fighting fire with fire!
WHERE AM LUTHOR? BIZARRO WANT PIZZA.
*Dodges* Do you really think this is the real me? Foolish boy, my plans won't be stopped so easily!
You know he almost looks like my arch nemesis Perry the platypus except he walks on all fours like a normal platypus and isn't wearing a hat. Oh well.
Currently, Peter isn't feeling so good. Try again later.
Nobody has time for your bullshit, Scratch.
Listen jackass, there can only be ONE fishbowl wearing villain around here, and it's not gonna be you!
Now's not really a good time guys. It's not you, it's us, we're dealing with a lot of internal conflict tonight without the real Lex here.
No.
For everyone else my question was where are we. Because if this really is the Leigon of a Doom headquarters then why do the dead walk once more, why are those who have reformed fallen back into darkness, and how are so many residents of different universes all together at once
AHAHAHAHA! This is quite a good show everyone! Worthy of a king like myself thank you my lovely pawns.
Have sex.
I apologize for the lack of a picture
The Waste of Space distracted me with a broom
Bizzaro doesn't want Chinese right now guys. Somebody cancel our takeout order.
Your heart is too black to be a true king! Tell your pawns to stand down or face the wrath of Wakanda!
no it's always pizza
Clone!
ME GET PIZZA NOW OR I BREAK FISHBOWL FACE!
Hmm
Perhaps now is not the best time
Isn't anyone concerned there is a superhero brawl going on? Not to mention some anime fag running around pretending to be good old Lexy boy? I guess I'll have to reel everyone in...
What was that Bizarro? Cancel the takeout order and you'll give me a big hug? How sweet of you!
No U. I am the TRUE MASTER OF ILLUSION!!
STOP ENABLING HIM!
I thought you would like the chaos I made here? Guess not everyone appreciates different forms of madness.
Don’t worry. I got this. Lex made this for me so I would stop crying. Lock-In Target on Punk Ass Heroes
ENOUGH WITH THESE CLONES! WHERE ARE THEY ALL COMING FROM? It all started when And came storming in.
I actually remember him since the 80s, he was always a failure losing to a fucking teddy bear, how embarrassing, I'll eliminate the other clone of his.
What universe are you from faker?!
ME HAVE GUN NOW. SOME OF YOU AM ALRIGHT. DON'T COME TO LEGION TOMORROW.
Food here stinks. You'd think this kinda joint would have better catering
I hope you can appreciate my work today Bizarro. Lions, tigers, and clones oh my!
You have super strength if anything you’re handicapping yourself with a gun...
Pfft! I can't believe you all fell for this bishie boy's act. More like the League of Clowns.
I'm not a parlor trick. My magic will save this legion from the clones and demon boy!
I go to the washroom and get myself cleaned up and all hell breaks loose again. Goddammit, why are there fucking heroes in here again?
I see London, I see France
I see Victor's underpants
Blame Noctis. He's trying to kill us all...
The one where I don't die ambiguously.
Bizarro has a water gun, he hates all of us, and he's arranging a special meeting tomorrow. Be ready everyone!
You just gotta bring your own food here man.
$100 dollars an hour, any takers?
... Question 2: Do you know Spider Man's real identity?
For real? Hood was dick but at least he had snacks.
It certainly ain't Peter Parker. It's obviously Bruce Wayne.
WRONG! Bruce is clearly Superman.
Uh, sorry I'm late. Did you already order takeout?
How long can I get for six subway tokens and a subway stamp card?
I want hot wigs!
Where have you been? Ardyn Izunia faked being Lex Luthor and unleashed a clone shitstorm.
Some pretty boy asshole dragged them all in to kill the Lex imposter. We're just a bonus apparently.
>hot wigs
Well, if you insist.
will you say my name or is that extra
Hi guys, sorry I'm late. What did I miss?
BIZARRO WANT PIZZA. FISHBOWL FACE CONFUSE ME WITH WORDS.
Actually Jackal provided the clones, but I did enjoy being Lex Luthor.
Manta, the heroes and clones have ruined whatever food was here. For fuck's sake, this is more ridiculous then usual.
Heroes, I fucking hate heroes. If they don't leave soon, I'm going start shooting lightning and releasing the Golden one from the generator room.
Dude she is a X Men hero! Logan's daughter.
Not until we're done beating all of you down and taking you to justice!
*Turns you to dust*
Where the hell am I supposed to park my Riddle-Mobile?
Um I was doing... water... stuf- you know what just don't ask.
Sounds like a pretty normal Tuesday.
*SMASHES YOU INTO THE EARTH*
Hulk is fucking here, man. Shit is Fubar'd.
Sounds like you visited /H/ recently.
Purple beats Green, bitch.
*shoots meat Arrow at you*
>he mains Ridley
...
WERE UNDER ATTACK BY THE HEROES, HOW DID THEY FIND THE BASE? No matter BATTLE STATIONS NOW! Also I took care of that clone.
GOD DAMMIT WE'RE NOT HAVING PIZZA AGAIN
Lex is finally here interesting.
How do you know who was the Lex clone not Imposter Ardyn?
Oh shit.
I was actually referring toDrunk bastard. Ardyn is actually interesting.
Oh, hello Lex. How you doing?
It's the clone... Why thank you.
Oh
*Blasts you* How could you let heroes, clones, and that fucking imposter in! Fix this shit it or you're all gone!
... *Looks sad*
Battle stations?
We have battle stations?
Sense when?
Look I don't care what we have but I'm frickin starving over here
I'd say eat the meatball but it looks like he's handling Hulk
No comment
...Fuck this I'm not showing my face until this is over. Kill Ardyn, the heroes, and the clones! Only then will I come back! *Slams door*
Don't start this shit with me, Lex. Or else I'm shoving this entire stock of kryptonite up your ass.
You want to go pointing fingers? Then point them at the pretty boy asshole and the guy pulled a fast one on all of us.
We should have a revenge plot and invade the hall of justice! It's not that hard!
Solomon likes Ardyn...
cash only
for you, free
and a cannon prostitute
KITTY NO WANT PIZZA?
LUTHOR COME BACK! ME NOT KNOW HOW PHONE WORK!
I guess my work is done. It was fun until well it stopped being fun. Good luck with the clones and heroes!
Alright but the food better get here soon or I won't be responsible for where I point this thing.
Do you take debit cards?
No! You stay your ass here and fix your mess asshole.
nope
Who called for a pizza with hammers and axes!?
Don't worry Black Ant, have a trio of her! Free of charge
you can't live off of pizza you misogynist oaf
You know, despite what they say, these subway tokens are as good as cash.
What's these catch?
Fuuuuuuuu-
Did you actually bring pizza or...?
She might snikt your bub in her sleep
Riddle me this. How did Azula, Airy, and Black Manta let some asshole from Yea Forums trick you into letting clones and fucking heroes into our league?
None what so ever. Not lying at all
I SWEAR TO GOD THE NEXT TIME ANYBODY SAYS PIZZA
>Meanwhile in the basement
Starscream hurry up with setting up those mechanical monsters, with the legion distracted by fighting those heroes, we can rule the world with the Mycenaean empire and crush megatron, dr hell and even mazinger z!
He's Thor. He likely brought Monster drinks and Marvel quips.
Well then I should be fine if I don't sleep
Sounds too good to be true.
Pizzagheti
Oh, good some prick from Yea Forums is here as well. DC villainy has fallen so low...
Because they left the front door open?
I think we should make the league DC exclusive. Clearly Azula and Airy can't handle leadership.
Good point. It would stop Marvel pricks from ruining the party.
NANI!! HAVE WE BEEN DISCOVERED?! RELEASE THEM NOW STARSCREAM!
No.
Or you can leave. We are going to enforce the new rules here. No more anime, game, and hell any non DC villains will be welcome here.
After this Ardyn shit it might be for the best. Sorry dude.
Wait how'd you all even find us the basement?
>Meanwhile outside
Try and stop us
He's Zoom. How could he not...
Not tang and pizza! That will kill us all when mixed!
IT IS LEX WHO DECIDES WHO MAKES NEW RULES!
Wait what the he-*liquidates into orange goop*
Okay.
The meatball stays, at least for dinner.
Ah yes only us dc villains.... such a me the Joker!
Lex left us and oh shit you're tang now!
*AHEM*
Azula and Airy are gonna be pissed guys.
Fuck DC
Guys, I think drank some people
Based
somebody said tang who said tang i want me some tang where da tang at
Got em!
In that way, life is sometimes complicated, dear Meatwad.
*ahem* meow
Fuck these new rules. This a free country DC dickwads.
MEOW
So this it. Goodbye everyone. I love you all.
*Battles Lilith*
I'm gonna need an explanation on what the fuck happened here?
Meow meow, meow meow meow. MEOW ... meow
Nyan
How did you get through the metal detector?
Yo Savage, you want clones? I have a few spares of your ex-fiancé in storage
Hell if I know, I just snuck in thru the back a few minutes ago.
...Or this fresh batch of the Josie and the Pussycats band
Not that I...well sure. What I mean the imposter and heroes! How did he trick you all?
Okay, that'll be... 10 mil, half now half when you get it.
What about the Pussycats?
....
So is Meatwad dead?
Blame Airy and Azula.
I sure hope so, I already stuck him in the oven.
You DC villains are evil. Making your club exclusive to your company is simply diabolical...
I’m alive bitch. Now where are my fucking popsicles for being a good boy?
you have a serious self control problem man
>Throwing away a bunch of half licked popsicles
I always forget how much I hate popsicles
I LEAVE FOR A HALF A HOUR ON A FUCKING ERRAND AND ALL THIS SHIT HAPPENS! WHAT THE FUCK!
It’s not popsicles but I stole a cake if anyone wants some
You were told to deal with Ardyn and the clones. If you can't step up perhaps you're not needed here with your bitchy attitude.
Riddle me this. What screams and is on fire?YOU! YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!
More hot air. That's all you have to offer these days.
You asked for this. Get him, Hand Banana
The Gods demand Blood. We must sacrifice our enemies.
Finally some damn food.
My name isn't Carl
That's enough little girl. Lex will deal with this later don't hurt these boys...until I'm done whipping the skin off their backs!
WHICH ONE OF YOU NINCOMPOOPS USED TOOK ALL OF THE DOUBLE A BATTERIES?
It is now, slut
*rapes him*
I needed it for my toy guitar. Question is, you gonna keep whining like a little bitch about it or not?
Guess who burned your possessions? I DID! IT WAS ME HUNTER! I BURNED IT ALL! EVEN THE PICTURE OF YOU SODOMIZING WALLY WHEN HE WAS A BOY!
*heavy breathing*
That's pretty cold from a shitty firebender.
NOW YOU LISTEN HERE YOU RANCID FLESH BALL. I NEED THOSE DOUBLE A BATTERIES TO TEPLACE THE DYING ONES IN MY GAMEBOY ADVANCED SP BLUE EDITION AND NOT YOU OR ANY OTHER CUT OF MEAT WILL STOP ME FROM OBTAINING THEM
This wasn't rape as much as it was getting dry humped.
>300 replies, less than 30 posters
yep, this is the gayest thread on Yea Forums
THAT'S IT, I'M HITTING THE SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON! EVERYONE GET THE FUCK OUT!
>self destruct sequence engage. t-minus 10 seconds.
Yet the poster count didn't go up when you posted that, user. Who's the little gay boi now?
Holy shit skeletor, the very moment horde prime turned into tang, you finally show again, perhaps you were hiding.
I was going to do the gof of skeleton running away but I didn’t realize we hit the image limit
;)
somebody's booty blasted he missed the fun