I just want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. There just isn't one

I just want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. There just isn't one.

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I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios for a year in 2005 for my degree in animation.

I'll just say, there were a lot more hookers than I was expecting.

My first pitch for a cartoon, "Fanboy and Chum Chum", got denied for being too retarded- but I had a new trick up my sleeve.

But anyways, you know how Cartoon Network has a weird way of counting SpongeBob episodes?

I went to pet my cat named jurgen, but i noticed his eyes were bleeding hyper-realistic blood

It was a bit weird cause I never had a cat but I continue watching the show

That was when I encountered a strange old man sitting ate desk

At a desk not ate, please ignore that

Or don't because the strange old man ate the desk later.

Hyper realistic Americans go into a
Hyper realistic McDonalds.

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She was a dime in a world of pennies and nickels, with hair of golden fire, a body fit for Grecian mythology, and legs thicker than the Californian redwoods. What she was doing in my low-rent and lower-upkeep office, I didn't know. But nobody comes to my agency without a purpose, and nobody gets past the gal at the desk without either a good cause or a pretty face. And this dame had both, and in droves.

"Hello, Sam," she said with a smile. I never seen her before in my life but she had a look on her face like meeting an old friend again after a decade.

And then my phone rings and this voice says “wut r u doing wit my daughter?”

Never fails to make me laugh

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It was... The Voice.

It turns out Zack was Zack Snyder. He had to take a different route to get back to working on his film.

It said.....

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

And I said back to it, "But you are phone?"

And then the phone turned into a ghost.

Then Squidward bleeded at me and there was skeleton but hyper real

remastered episode for those who haven't seen it yet.
youtube.com/watch?v=g8pt4W3n5XY

>Cartoon Network

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Then it burst into bats

Beat me to it. Bless you.

>Running out of gas
>Well shit actually no we had gas the entire time in the trunk
>STILL stops at Mcdonalds and breaks into the fucking joint because ???

Fucking poetry

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IF YOU HEAR ME FORE YOU SEE ME
I GOT KING KONG IN THE TRUNK

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Is he sure that wasn't actually an unrelated article in the banner headline?

>But anyways, you know how Cartoon Network has a weird way of counting SpongeBob episodes?
>Cartoon Network has a weird way of counting SpongeBob episodes?
>SpongeBob
>CARTOON NETWORK
how does one fuck up this bad
SpongeBob is made by Nickelodeon and you just impersonated Eric Robles by saying you were an intern at Nickelodeon

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Here is the article in question.

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Then I killed Hillenberg.

>Cartoon network

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But then he call my phone and girlfriend he say "hey kid hehe look I'm your girlfriend " but not gay so I ranned to my car and drive off away from him and stop cause I'm away and was relived to hav escapedd but then I lookee outside and there was hook on car door hook gay car door.

And then everybody in this thread became skeleton and went to Arby's

That time I went to work two hours early

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Why are those horses trying to vote?

And that's how Euuestria was made.

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>Cartoon Network
never change, Yea Forums.

but there is an answer
it's in the image
Dead Bart was also written on a GameFAQs thread

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the long ass fucking headline always does it for me

huh, i forgot about mouse and his child

and a thousand skins said
“foreverial delitized”
all I saw was bologna

What's this about Suicide Mouse's child?

Burger King foot lettuce: The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus

And then the walls OOZED HYPER REALISTIC GREEN SLIME! Oh,wait. They always do that.

maybe that was the joke

youtube.com/watch?v=CxlBmJdtMVA

huwha?